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Lawrence Gilchrist posted:Everyday carry (EDC) postings are really popular all over the internets. So GBS... what are your essentials that you must carry on a daily basis? i carry two smartphones and a big .45 in case i need to shoot myself in the brain
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Feb 16, 2017 18:08
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I love the Warheads in that first pic, that's such a goony touch.
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Feb 16, 2017 18:10
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what's the best computer?
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Feb 16, 2017 19:27
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let me get my gun
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Feb 16, 2017 19:27
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Lol I'm 18 and ppl know me for falling asleep in meetings. lol when do I get *yawn* promoted? I took a marketing class in high school.
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Feb 16, 2017 19:36
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dad gay. so what posted:let me get my gun Annie?
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Feb 16, 2017 19:37
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dad gay. so what posted:what's the best computer? Lenovo Thinkpad T420
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Feb 16, 2017 20:36
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Sheep-Goats posted:Lenovo Thinkpad W520
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Feb 16, 2017 20:39
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Hector Beerlioz posted:I have no idea how computers work and I'm proud of it.
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Feb 16, 2017 20:44
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I'm a lazy, thieving, toxic saboteur who cannot be trusted to do his job for 2 hours without browsing a dumb internet forum, i am also needlessly addicted to various mood-altering substances Someone please murder me with the gardening implement of your choice this isnt a cry for help so much as a request to murder me with the gardening implement of your choice
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Feb 16, 2017 20:54
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Feb 16, 2017 20:57
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im visualiznig helmeted nerds falling off horses before the gates even open
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Feb 16, 2017 21:03
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Dude works for NASA's secret security service but can't afford a holster  he doesn't work for NASA
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Feb 16, 2017 21:08
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maybe this gaylord could get a loving multi tool and fix that loose utility plate cover behind him.
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Feb 16, 2017 21:28
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could have sworn that guys name was murtyl, or murkyl or something like that. it's martyr? i think i'm going insane like those i.t. workers!
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Feb 16, 2017 21:39
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Look I just ordered a t420 refurb don't make me feel bad about it ok
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Feb 16, 2017 21:44
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Sheep-Goats posted:Look I just ordered a t420 refurb don't make me feel bad about it ok why the gently caress would you buy a lenovo in current year? Dude, you're gettin' a dell.
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Feb 16, 2017 21:47
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Wearing oddly colpured Hawaiian shirts to work is cool and good.
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Feb 16, 2017 21:52
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a bone to pick posted:why the gently caress would you buy a lenovo in current year? I want that sweet rear end keyboard holmes Also it was almost free
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Feb 16, 2017 22:14
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Sheep-Goats posted:it was free Fixed that for myself. LOL if you work at a place that doesn't at least let their IT staff snag a laptop off the top of the disposal pile after a refresh. It's basically the only perk of working in corporate IT. I haven't paid for a computer in years.
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Feb 16, 2017 22:37
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EvilJoven posted:Fixed that for myself. LOL if you work at a place that doesn't at least let their IT staff snag a laptop off the top of the disposal pile after a refresh. It's basically the only perk of working in corporate IT. I haven't paid for a computer in years. I am not in IT. If you get a free w420 or w520 or other modern Thinkpad PM me in the future. raton fucked around with this message at 23:16 on Feb 16, 2017 |
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Feb 16, 2017 23:08
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a bone to pick posted:why the gently caress would you buy a lenovo in current year? new x1 carbon/yoga are good poo poo if you can score one with the OLED
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Feb 16, 2017 23:09
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A 65" TV? 5K? Curved?
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Feb 16, 2017 23:18
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The longer you're in I/T, the fewer gadgets you have at home. Because gently caress working on kinda sorta job related poo poo at home. All I want to do is watch The Amazing World of Gumball with my kids and get stoned when they go to sleep. Also, stupid cron not setting up the environment correctly so my stupid script can reliably determine what stupid perl modules are installed.
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Feb 16, 2017 23:19
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Jailbrekr posted:The longer you're in I/T, the fewer gadgets you have at home. Because gently caress working on kinda sorta job related poo poo at home. All I want to do is watch The Amazing World of Gumball with my kids and get stoned when they go to sleep. This, for sure. When my router has issues I just buy a new one, all my files are kept on a Synology NAS instead of some hand crafted Lunix server, etc.
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Feb 16, 2017 23:27
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Lawrence Gilchrist posted:
the world's heaviest trinitron
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I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!
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500 bad things posted:This, for sure. When my router has issues I just buy a new one, all my files are kept on a Synology NAS instead of some hand crafted Lunix server, etc. And I bought my wife a Mac book air with Time Capsule, and a NUC running Ubuntu because screw the constant cleanup from god knows what malware embedding itself into the registry. I'm a senior UNIX admin damnit, not some snot nosed right out of college tier 1 mra nice guy poofter who gets his jokes from 4chan, political opinions from Reddit and memes from 9gag.
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Feb 17, 2017 02:23
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i also walk around with a lot of edc but its all guns and knives and a colostomy bag
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Feb 17, 2017 03:11
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Sheep-Goats posted:Look I just ordered a t420 refurb don't make me feel bad about it ok i was just joshing its a fine piece of equipment
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Feb 17, 2017 03:13
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bitmap posted:the only good thing that ever happened to me when I was working in IT was when I grew pot because I had so much time to read TCC during work hours, and when another goon who was a student at the university I was an IT man for asked me if I could sell him any weed I just gave him heaps of weed thinking that it was nice to give back to the community which made my days bearable but I guess he got creeped out that some IT guy was just forking over weed and barely even thanked me FYI I would've dropped it my knees and sucked the balls right out of your sack.
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Feb 17, 2017 03:59
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Strategic Tea posted:Dude works for NASA's secret security service but can't afford a holster He was a janitor
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Feb 17, 2017 05:44
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I'm in telecom. Am I an IT worker?
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fyodor posted:FYI I would've dropped it my knees and sucked the balls right out of your sack. lol he's browsing GBS right now
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Feb 17, 2017 13:59
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Lawrence Gilchrist posted:adult man having a slapfight about how he makes phone calls to vendors which is infinitely more noble than making phone calls to contractors megathread was too long of a title * sends email to Lawrence, (my closest technical rival at The Company) and The Boss. CC's entire IT team. * Lawrence, I was working on our west coast customers database and I noticed you left SQL Developer running on the desktop. We all need to make sure we are working as a team to follow the rules so we can be a more effective team. -Dave * forwards this email to The Boss * The Boss, I don't think Lawrence is catching on and I was wondering if I could schedule some training time to help him. -Dave
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How to make an IT person quake with unquenchable rage: 1) Find a program that's supposed to run on Windows Vista 2) Post a forum post on any support forum ever for your problem, and mention that you run Vista 3) Prepare for a tidal wave of hate. Not at Vista, but at you personally for running Vista! I'm serious too this is like unbendable truth. It's a shame Vista is completely unsupported now because it'll be less effective.
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Feb 17, 2017 14:37
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Mirthless posted:i don't primarily answer phone calls for a living and resetting people's computers is a lot harder than checking my email for contractor extensions and hitting an "approve" button a couple of times a day
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Jailbrekr posted:The longer you're in I/T, the fewer gadgets you have at home. Because gently caress working on kinda sorta job related poo poo at home. All I want to do is watch The Amazing World of Gumball with my kids and get stoned when they go to sleep. I've been doing this poo poo for 13 years now. I've gone from basic pc janitor type to network admin in that time. When my girlfriends computer blue-screened I just went and bought her a new one. gently caress working on it. Meanwhile one of my new to the field pc tech types is super excited about his smart home bullshit and jail breaking his amazon fire stick. gently caress all that it sounds an awful lot like work.
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Blazing Ownager posted:How to make an IT person quake with unquenchable rage: Vista wasn't as bad as some nerds made it out to be. Server 2012r1 on the other hand is annoying as poo poo.
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