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Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
spicer's houseguests wonder why there are toothpicks next to the tp in every bahtroom

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mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Baloogan posted:

I A M MAKING A CHILI OF DOOM
chili of doom
chili of doooom

are you adding extra cinnamon

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




shiksa posted:

https://twitter.com/SopanDeb/status/845838494152998912

i wonder when the mileage on "he's just a businessman who dont know about this politics stuff" will run out

unfrozen caveman potus

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

what is it with older trumps and ridiculous combovers???

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Lawman 0 posted:

what would happen theoretically if trump was sent too The Hague?
just feeling this one out

lmao thats about as likely as a bill mitchell wsop bracelet

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

RUM HAM posted:

I ate a whole large pepperoni and pineapple pizza with Sriracha sauce earlier and now I'm regretting it.

hell yes I am having pineapple, chicken, jalepeno pizza right now and it's great

PDP-1
Oct 12, 2004

It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood.

eonwe posted:

gumshitter man gumshitter man, does whatever a gumshitter can

mainly functioning as a kind of upside-down pez dispenser

Donkwich
Feb 28, 2011


Grimey Drawer
white house will need to be sterilized, or burnt to the ground and built anew

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!
Jeb!

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

mormonpartyboat posted:

are you adding extra cinnamon

no its more the SHEER SIZE OF THE CHILI

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Donkwich posted:

white house will need to be sterilized, or burnt to the ground and built anew

hey canada is always at your service

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
northern alabama makes white chili, which uses ranch as a base

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

pre emptively shut up about food

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

Al! posted:

spicer's houseguests wonder why there are toothpicks next to the tp in every bahtroom

hey al this is embarrassing but am i permabanned fromyour chat? i know i maed an rear end of myself while i was dreally drunk and im embarrased by it but i honestly dont know if it was permanent or not

like cool i abide by it but im genuinely curious

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

mormonpartyboat posted:

scene: two burglars at a side door of an orphanage, one carrying a comically large empty sack, the other prying the door open with a crowbar. they both look scruffy and unshaven. the alley is dirty, with a light snowfall

burglar 1: "these christmas presents are gonna be worth a fortune"
burglar 2: "yeah, as easy as stealing candy from a b-"
burglar 1: "shhh! i thought i heard something"

silence as they both peer into the darkness of the alley and the garbage by the dumpster

burglar 1: "i guess it wasnt nothin"
voice from right behind the burglars: "actually, i was perfectly clear"

POP

SMACK

THWACK

SQUISH

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich

Baloogan posted:

no its more the SHEER SIZE OF THE CHILI

Venison chili?

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000

Jabronie posted:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news...m=.e76e6c0b9bcc


AMERICAN CARNAGE

how much of these huge civilian incidents can be attributed to dumb dumb? i get the feeling he's more aloof and hands off on, well, pretty much everything

i want to be clear, this is not on president trump. no one expected a businessman to completely understand the nuances, the complicated ins and outs of ordering military strikes in areas populated by civillians. how would he know what intel to rely on to make his decisions?

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Donkwich posted:

white house will need to be sterilized, or burnt to the ground and built anew

wouldn't be the first time

heyooooo

RUM HAM
Sep 25, 2009

Solarin posted:

hell yes I am having pineapple, chicken, jalepeno pizza right now and it's great

Jalapeno is a great pizza topping too.

Pepperoni, jalapeno, mushrooms, olives, onion is another fav.

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Yinlock posted:

pre emptively shut up about food

some food is good some food is bad

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

cumshitter posted:

hey al this is embarrassing but am i permabanned fromyour chat? i know i maed an rear end of myself while i was dreally drunk and im embarrased by it but i honestly dont know if it was permanent or not

like cool i abide by it but im genuinely curious

u die in the chat u die 4 real

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Yinlock posted:

pre emptively shut up about food

NO YINLOCK YOU MUST HEAR about the chili

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

oh my god please let this be the refrain all the way til whenever paul ryan is up for reelection

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
Please more booze chat

Donkwich
Feb 28, 2011


Grimey Drawer

Baloogan posted:

hey canada is always at your service

lets party like its 1812

RUM HAM
Sep 25, 2009

Tight Booty Shorts posted:

You're gonna have a great time tomorrow morning

Faster than that. :3:

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Baloogan posted:

NO YINLOCK YOU MUST HEAR about the chili

yeah im aware im not going to stop the thread from talking about food for the next 5 pages

its just fun to shout at the wind sometimes

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Regular Nintendo posted:

Shes using the mark summers unwrapped cadence where it sounds like theres a joke coming but isnt

These jellybeans are
a sweet delight

she sounds like her body just got possessed by diane rehm and diane cant quite remember how to talk like other people

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

unironically .... moose ....

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

lol get hosed ryan

Big Fat Iguana
Aug 21, 2016

remember. and never lie.

mormonpartyboat posted:

northern alabama makes white chili, which uses ranch as a base

This is the most hosed up thing I've ever read

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
speaking of booze and chili, i have a delicious bowl of texas chili reheating on the stovetop and i'm sipping a gordons martini, up with a twist of lime :yum:

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

venison chili rules for real

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


had buffalo chili the other day

pretty good

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Consummate Professional posted:

Please more booze chat

im drinking jw red and water in a fancy cuck glass

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



i once ate a 🍕 it was good


had 🍍 on it

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
The speaker actually serves at the pleasure of the house lol he can get fired

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Consummate Professional posted:

The speaker actually serves at the pleasure of the house lol he can get fired

does trump know this

i'm betting he does not

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
i once worked in an offie where i sat next to a bunch of foodies and when they were going on about foodchat i would day dream about bringing a rusty bucket filled with flavorless gruel into the office and just tipping it back into my mouth at my desk and letting it spill all over me while shout-gurgling

"FOOD IS JUST FUEL FOR MY BODY!!!!"

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RUM HAM
Sep 25, 2009

Consummate Professional posted:

Please more booze chat

I smoke weed like every day but rarely drink​ anymore.

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