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Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

cumshitter posted:

there are a bunch of dumb turmp supporters on another forum i go to an dtheyre trying to place this up rear end another 11th dimensional trump play

like lol yeah you could have repealed it and replaced it with a plan you made in the many months you had in advance. and youre saying "we had to burn the village to save the village" is the smarter move

the weird thing is that aussies are the hardest trump supporters and holy poo poo are they dumb

I've heard aussies are insanely racist so that may be the critical factor

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Big Fat Iguana
Aug 21, 2016

remember. and never lie.
I check out for a few hours so I can do other people's taxes and when I come back people are talking about spicy' butt

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
i think the question on everyones mind is does spicer blow bubbles with his farts

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

Scent of Worf posted:

Does anyone find it weird how trump murdered 240+ Syrian civilians in a single attack yet it's getting no traction in the news :thinking:

Is that the one that was reported to be a mosque hit? It's hard to find conclusive info about that

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

Solarin posted:

I've heard aussies are insanely racist so that may be the critical factor

Nothin good happens on an island

TotalHell
Feb 22, 2005

Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.


Big Fat Iguana posted:

I check out for a few hours so I can do other people's taxes and when I come back people are talking about spicy' butt

we should always be talking about spicy butt

Quorum
Sep 24, 2014

REMIND ME AGAIN HOW THE LITTLE HORSE-SHAPED ONES MOVE?

Solarin posted:

I've heard aussies are insanely racist so that may be the critical factor

picture america, but instead of having to live with black people after enslaving them, we had a huge desert to exile them to

and also the black people were here when we got here and we didn't even import them

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

Solarin posted:

I've heard aussies are insanely racist so that may be the critical factor

yeah p. much. every time an aussie on my other forum talks about how they have higher minimum wages and mandatory investment savings for adults and bragging about how progressive they are they have to tack on, "except for those loving abbos, who won't get a job and live on the dole"

like way to go dude you accidentally betrayed the fact that you live in a two tiered society while bragging about how progressive you are

there was a great GBS thread like a year ago about the island of Nauru where aussieland sends all their refugees to live in camps unil they commit suicide. the island was super rich from the 40's to the 80's or so until they sold off their precious stock of prehistoric bird poo poo. mining the bird poo poo destroyed the isladn and now theyre only source of income is being a quiet, unpublicized prison colony for austrlia

they literally have one road that encircles the entire island it was pretty lol im pretty sure its goldmined

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Lastgirl posted:

day crew please

we have to talk about the impact of almost 200 chiclets in spicer's tract at this point okay~

who knows what the fk double agent flynn is doing rn ok, he could be playin a round o golf or sellin state secrets


Oo.

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


Big Fat Iguana posted:

I check out for a few hours so I can do other people's taxes and when I come back people are talking about spicy' butt

TotalHell
Feb 22, 2005

Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.


T. Rump (the T stands for tushy)

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

cumshitter posted:

yeah p. much. every time an aussie on my other forum talks about how they have higher minimum wages and mandatory investment savings for adults and bragging about how progressive they are they have to tack on, "except for those loving abbos, who won't get a job and live on the dole"

like way to go dude you accidentally betrayed the fact that you live in a two tiered society while bragging about how progressive you are

there was a great GBS thread like a year ago about the island of Nauru where aussieland sends all their refugees to live in camps unil they commit suicide. the island was super rich from the 40's to the 80's or so until they sold off their precious stock of prehistoric bird poo poo. mining the bird poo poo destroyed the isladn and now theyre only source of income is being a quiet, unpublicized prison colony for austrlia

they literally have one road that encircles the entire island it was pretty lol im pretty sure its goldmined

that nauru thread was insane, yeah. it started off so innocent too and by like page 2 someone had hijacked it with "hey you know nauru is like an insanely hosed up undesireables dump right?"

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

haha

Aurubin
Mar 17, 2011

Trump would have stopped the boats by shooting at them

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Squizzle posted:

sometimes the mountain comes to Mohammed

stupid sexy mohammed

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/claritchka/status/845826655872565253

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Squizzle posted:

welcome to the anaconda zone

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ng7N2wja2A8

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Quorum posted:

picture america, but instead of having to live with black people after enslaving them, we had a huge desert to exile them to

and also the black people were here when we got here and we didn't even import them

don't forget the offshore hell prisons

change my name
Aug 27, 2007

Legends die but anime is forever.

RIP The Lost Otakus.

Solarin posted:

I've heard aussies are insanely racist so that may be the critical factor

apparently they also just love shoving things in their dick holes and posting pictures too, if the LAN thread is any indication

Quorum
Sep 24, 2014

REMIND ME AGAIN HOW THE LITTLE HORSE-SHAPED ONES MOVE?

oh lmao PSL misquoted their own posters in their pissy tweet about this

way to go PSL, you're definitely a real force in this country that matters :rolleye:

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

shiksa posted:

that nauru thread was insane, yeah. it started off so innocent too and by like page 2 someone had hijacked it with "hey you know nauru is like an insanely hosed up undesireables dump right?"

there was a guy there who said he did a missionary or red cross trip or something and was talking poo poo aobut them

my favorite detail was how at the apex of their richness they would fly a jet back and forth between australia and nauru even if it was empty except for the pilot (like a 40 seater not a boeing jumbo jet) and all the nauruians would load up on buckets of KFC at the aussie airport to bring home so the plane always stank of chicken grease

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004




lmaoooooo

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







MariusLecter posted:

Can't make an comprehensive list to wow you all with how well read I am but I posted recently in another thread about

Blindsight
Forget the author lol

Decent book

Also
https://twitter.com/2020fight/status/845807785115738113

cool pog

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
https://twitter.com/SopanDeb/status/845838494152998912

i wonder when the mileage on "he's just a businessman who dont know about this politics stuff" will run out

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

Quorum posted:

picture america, but instead of having to live with black people after enslaving them, we had a huge desert to exile them to

and also the black people were here when we got here and we didn't even import them

yikes, and how about that brown person concentration camp island? That seems kinda hosed

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Yes, you see I'll lose bigly now so later i-What do you mesh I'm out of the tournament? :qq:

Why did I choose this to be my life? -trimp :qq:

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
businessmen: people who are not expected to understand the intricacies of interagency or departmental politics

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

uh huh, so we really know what they're all about at this point~

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

shiksa posted:

https://twitter.com/SopanDeb/status/845838494152998912

i wonder when the mileage on "he's just a businessman who dont know about this politics stuff" will run out

Probably after he can't wheel and deal different factions of his own party

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Al! posted:

i think the question on everyones mind is does spicer blow bubbles with his farts

FartBubbler

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Lastgirl posted:

uh huh, so we really know what they're all about at this point~

*puts on bowtie* actually, socialism is best accomplished by capitalism,

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

shiksa posted:

https://twitter.com/SopanDeb/status/845838494152998912

i wonder when the mileage on "he's just a businessman who dont know about this politics stuff" will run out

it's already been downgraded from a strength to an excuse

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

r8'in this spicy at maximum

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
liek gently caress the "trump is a businessman" argument the managers i work with sure as hell know how to manage the expectations and fool people who work in other departments. saying trump shouldnt know this is bullshit, i am sure he has had many arguments with his compliance officers

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

shiksa posted:

https://twitter.com/SopanDeb/status/845838494152998912

i wonder when the mileage on "he's just a businessman who dont know about this politics stuff" will run out

this is somehow more pathetic than bitchell's dicklicking

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007


:cripes:

Quorum
Sep 24, 2014

REMIND ME AGAIN HOW THE LITTLE HORSE-SHAPED ONES MOVE?

Lastgirl posted:

uh huh, so we really know what they're all about at this point~

issuing attempted twitter burns at the democratic party, I assume

oh you meant the democrats whoops

stuffed crust punk
Oct 8, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Jazerus posted:

"be still my heart: a bartender's tale" is a heartwarming tale about the owner of the mos eisley cantina getting a boner when he smells greedo, so after han fries him the owner keeps the body and feeds it to a droid who is a living blender, which extracts greedo's essence into the most delicious liquor. he keeps greedo's head on a spike above the still just for aesthetic purposes. in the process, the owner gets over his infamous racism against droids, as the living blender droid is a vital component of his scheme to produce greedo bone-juice.

Is this real

Actual question

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

mormonpartyboat posted:

*puts on bowtie* actually, socialism is best accomplished by capitalism,

harlan what are you doing outside your locker with your underwear un wedged from your crack

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mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
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