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phasmid posted:Unfortunately, the emergent culture demands that you shall repeat this same drama year after year forever, for you shall become like Sisyphus. After loving so many randos, you transform from Sisyphus to Sisphilis.
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Jeza posted:hands down the most horrendous unintentional boast I think I've ever seen I mean to be fair my penis is massive
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Bust Rodd posted:Ending a relationship at Burning Man owns. At first it seemed traumatic, but you can bounce back and be hooking up with someone literally 10 minutes later. It wasn't ended AT Burning Man, he just did the stupid thing at Burning Man which lead to the end of their relationship.
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burial posted:Great. Somewhere around here, I read the phrase “pancake tits” which I don’t - and don’t WANT to - understand and now “makin’ bacon pancake tits” is stuck in my head. https://youtu.be/Mm-b5DtyXEs
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BF [23M] is mad because I [22M] bought a dildo. He thinks it's a threat to our sex life. Should I give in and throw it away? I bought it two weeks ago and have been loving it. We frankly don't have sex often because he works long hours and that's usually when I masturbate and use it. Yesterday he rejected me for sex, I was okay with because he just came from work and was doing his own thing. I went to the bedroom and was doing what I have been doing for the past two weeks now, using my dildo. I finished and left on the bed and went to take a shower. When I came back he was mad, like I cheated on him somehow. He was all like, how could you, you're replacing me with a toy and ruining your sex drive. Then he was basically interrogating me about how much I use it and that I'll get "addicted" to it because somehow won't be able to satisfy me anymore and it will completely destroy or sex life. I know I have been initiating sex less because he's working till really late but he was blaming me for everything and then he said he doesn't want me to use it, especially if I love him. I got mad at that, we got into a bigger argument and this morning we didn't talk. He's being unreasonable and I don't know what to do now. Obviously he means more to me than the dildo, so should I throw it away or try and convince him otherwise? So he works 11a to 11p and expects me to wait till he's back from work to have sex but I sleep because I work early in the morning. We have sex during the weekends though. Tl;dr Boyfriend of one year is mad that bought a dildo. He thinks I'll get addicted to it and won't be satisfied by him anymore and that it will end up ruining our sex life.
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I think my [34F] sister [36F] is in an abusive relationship with her husband [34M]. I don’t think she is happy. How do I broach this topic with her? My sister and her husband have been married five years. Had a baby two and a half years ago. She is a very hard working, reliable person. She has a great job (surgeon) and has worked very hard to build up her practice. She loves their baby behind anything else. Her husband is an rear end in a top hat. A controlling, childish, selfish dbag. He bullies her and the baby. Everything is about him. She puts so much effort into appeasing him so he doesn’t have a temper tantrum. Her personality is mild, non confrontational. He is an egomaniac with no consideration for anyone else. Very much a “toxic masculinity” subject. I’ve never liked him but recently they have come to stay with me (I live abroad) and my husband and I have noticed more and more that she deserves much better. Many many incidents have happened in the few days they have been here, but one incident in particular has me really upset: They recently did a long road trip, driving from New York to Florida. He wouldn’t stop when she had to go pee. He said his dad always made them pee in a cup when they did the trip when he was a kid, so that’s what she has to do. So he made her, IN FRONT of their kid (2.5 years old), pee in a cup while they were driving because he didn’t want to stop. The pee went everywhere. Made a mess. He then gave her the kid’s diapers and said finish up in these. So she had to finish her pee in two other diapers. This is extremely degrading. And to do it in front of the child is horrifying. Very demeaning and also teaches the kid the worst behaviors. To me this is abuse. Am I wrong? My brother in law told this story to my husband, while laughing about it like it was funny. My sister was embarrassed and tried to change the subject multiple times trying to play it off. My husband said it was obvious that she didn’t want him to know about it. We presume because she knows he would tell me, and she knows how hosed up it is. He also bullies the child. He power trips over the baby. Very controlling. Trying to show “who’s boss” in really weird and unproductive ways. Side note: he once told me that he has never NOT cheated on his girlfriends, my sister is the first he hasn’t cheated on. Conversely, my sister has ALWAYS been cheated on, it’s how every single one of her relationships have ended. Anyway. There are more incidents. All of them lead to the same conclusion. This guy is an rear end in a top hat and I’m worried for my sister. What should I do? Do I bring this up with her? Do I leave it? I’m worried it will drive a wedge between us. I already live abroad and only get to see her every so often. I don’t want her to be embarrassed and visit less because of how he acts and she doesn’t want me to see it. I don’t want her to feel embarrassed and feel like she can’t talk to me about it. I don’t want her to feel trapped. I don’t want it to get in the way of our relationship. But it’s also not cool what is happening. I just don’t know what to do. Do I talk to her about it? If so, how do I do it? It’s a delicate situation. Help me, Reddit! TL;DR: my sister’s husband is an rear end in a top hat and I suspect he is emotionally and psychologically abusing her and their child. I don’t know if I should talk to her about it. If I do, how should I go about this?
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That's not toxic masculinity. That's full blown psycho.
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Jul 25, 2018 00:33
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Smirking_Serpent posted:BF [23M] is mad because I [22M] bought a dildo. He thinks it's a threat to our sex life. Should I give in and throw it away? Maybe he should keep an excel spreadsheet of the responses when he asks for sex.
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Masculinity: I will taciturnly shed tears for old yeller Toxic Masculinity: I will not cry at all to old yeller, that makes me weak and gently caress you for asking if Im ok This Guy: I know you kids wanted a dog but you need to learn this lesson first <hands them a loaded shotgun while playful barking can be heard from the back yard>
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Our son's teacher [30s?F] told our son [5M] that the nickname my wife [33F] and I [27M] gave him is "Offensive." Is she right?quote:Hi Reddit,
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This is my son, Tard. I love him very much. edit: the actual nickname is totally cool and a good nickname, teacher is an insane person.
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I’m more worried why she blacks out daffy continuously.
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Gonna name my daughter Thuthan
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Reading fail on my part. Wow, that teacher is dumb as poo poo and can lick me where I fart. Bogus Adventure fucked around with this message at 01:39 on Jul 25, 2018 |
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Jul 25, 2018 01:23
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huh, never knew daffy was slang for a deranged person.
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I [19F] have a massive crush on an older guy [37M] and my older friend [31F] who used to support me about acting on my feelings for him just started dating him. We’re not talking right now.quote:I know what you’re going to say. Yes, I know he’s old and I’m underage. No, there is nothing wrong with crushing on older guys. No, I’m not obsessed with him either. This guy was hired a month ago. He’s pretty new when it comes to getting things done efficiently but is definitely smarter than the other newbies at work. He’s single, lives alone and was a manager at a retail store. He switched jobs to experience a different environment, but we secretly think it’s because we have a promising salary. From the reputation of the store he used to work at, the higher management kind of sucked over there. So yeah. You can tell by now that I like hanging out with older people. My friend is at her 30s and is really nice. She has a car and will sometimes pass by my apartment to pick me up so we can go to work together. We’ve been friends for almost two years and we never really had any major fights in the past. She’s been very supportive about everything, so when I told her about the new guy she started teasing me every time he passed by and asked for help. I was pretty sure he already knew about it and would always shrug it off whenever other people would tease us both. I wasn’t aware of what happened but after a week my friend started talking less about him and two days ago I just saw her change her relationship status on Facebook. With the guy.
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Smirking_Serpent posted:BF [23M] is mad because I [22M] bought a dildo. He thinks it's a threat to our sex life. Should I give in and throw it away? Ah yes. I Remember the PSAs from the 80's. "Just say 'NO' to dilDO!" Dildo:Not even once.
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Oh hey another one: My Husband[26 M] has recently started kissing, playing with, and groping another girl... in Virtual Reality. I [24 F] can't tell if he's cheating or not. quote:My husband recently been playing a game called VR Chat, and he's been having a blast with it. But I came home today and saw him hanging out with another girl in the game. I saw the gameplay on the screen, and he didn't notice I was there but I saw him kissing the girl and doing things that looked like he was groping her. I heard him say things like "Kanna, I want you to suck me off hard babe." and I just got disgusted and left. The girl he was talking to looked like she was 10. 
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Dunning Krugerrand posted:Our son's teacher [30s?F] told our son [5M] that the nickname my wife [33F] and I [27M] gave him is "Offensive." Is she right? loving do it. loving report "They call their kid Daffy Doug when they are playing around and watching cartoons" to CPS. The social workers there need a good laugh.
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It's weird the anti teacher sentiment. If she's noticing that the kid is being affected by the nickname and kids already look for any reason to start picking each other apart, why not consider changing it
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Bored posted:Ah yes. I Remember the PSAs from the 80's. Dildon’t
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LadyPictureShow posted:Oh hey another one: That post was short, but one hell of a ride. 
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Ham Sandwiches posted:It's weird the anti teacher sentiment. If she's noticing that the kid is being affected by the nickname and kids already look for any reason to start picking each other apart, why not consider changing it Based on what we see in the post, it doesn't look like the kids are making fun of him?
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LadyPictureShow posted:Oh hey another one: You know the title promised a thrill ride but it turns out I wasnt ready for the 250 foot sheer drop propelling the roller coaster to over 70 miles an hour in less than 4 seconds giving me the white knuckle ride of a lifetime on Six Flags newest attraction, The Molestor Barudak fucked around with this message at 01:57 on Jul 25, 2018 |
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Ham Sandwiches posted:It's weird the anti teacher sentiment. If she's noticing that the kid is being affected by the nickname and kids already look for any reason to start picking each other apart, why not consider changing it Read the post.
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Bogus Adventure posted:Based on what we see in the post, it doesn't look like the kids are making fun of him? Yeah it's not stated in the reddit post, my point being if the kid's nickname is daffy and they start using it in class, it's pretty likely going to be a thing with the kids too. The teacher's reasoning has to do with their own reasons for finding it offensive, I have a feeling it's going to be a nickname that draws a lot of poo poo even if they let it slide.
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Bust Rodd posted:Ending a relationship at Burning Man owns. At first it seemed traumatic, but you can bounce back and be hooking up with someone literally 10 minutes later. That idiot ended his relationship when he left during a highly stressful time. Seriously what a loving moron.
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Ham Sandwiches posted:Yeah it's not stated in the reddit post, my point being if the kid's nickname is daffy and they start using it in class, it's pretty likely going to be a thing with the kids too. The teacher's reasoning has to do with their own reasons for finding it offensive, I have a feeling it's going to be a nickname that draws a lot of poo poo even if they let it slide. Son, you're not allowed to use this nickname you are perfectly fine with and don't mind. You must use your exact name. I know your classmates are called "Bob the Builder" and "Dora the Explorer", but your nickname is not allowed. "This is fine," -Ham "Always Wrong" Sandwiches
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LadyPictureShow posted:Oh hey another one: I choose to believe that this woman doesn't even like the guy, but she's jumping in front of the bullet to spare the teenager. Would that we all had such courage.
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Midnight Voyager posted:Son, you're not allowed to use this nickname you are perfectly fine with and don't mind. You must use your exact name. I know your classmates are called "Bob the Builder" and "Dora the Explorer", but your nickname is not allowed. It's weird how you can't chime in on this story without first lecturing me to read the post, then calling me always wrong, like is it really that hard to limit yourself to the content of a reddit post, or are you personally offended that I have different opinions than you The guy who reads the reddit relationships threads incensed that everyone isn't agreeing with him lmao gently caress off
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LadyPictureShow posted:Oh hey another one:
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The other participant is her husband’s co-worker Carl. Carl lost the office World Cup pool, so it’s his turn in the barrel this month.
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Smirking_Serpent posted:I choose to believe that this woman doesn't even like the guy, but she's jumping in front of the bullet to spare the teenager. Would that we all had such courage. I think you meant to quote the other one I posted, but I agree with you.
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Shithouse Dave posted:Dildon’t LOL!
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LadyPictureShow posted:I think you meant to quote the other one I posted, but I agree with you. whoops lol. okay pretend that i was referring to a self aware VR robot trying to stop the guy from creeping on teenagers
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Smirking_Serpent posted:whoops lol. okay pretend that i was referring to a self aware VR robot trying to stop the guy from creeping on teenagers 10 year olds She had to use a throw away? Like is this so common he wouldn’t recognize the similarities if he read it?
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Ham Sandwiches posted:It's weird how you can't chime in on this story without first lecturing me to read the post, then calling me always wrong, like is it really that hard to limit yourself to the content of a reddit post, or are you personally offended that I have different opinions than you You’re making poo poo up and hypotheticals that weren’t even brought up by the op. Let it go. And don’t be an rear end.
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Ham Sandwiches posted:It's weird how you can't chime in on this story without first lecturing me to read the post, then calling me always wrong, like is it really that hard to limit yourself to the content of a reddit post, or are you personally offended that I have different opinions than you shut up daffy
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