Crow Jane posted:

Scientists are in the pocket of Big Toilet Paper, everyone knows that

bathroom sounds posted:

Male privilege is not having spiders in your urethra.

bathroom sounds posted:

Male privilege is not having spiders in your urethra.

Enfys posted:

Well they were thinking of introducing it as relief for really impacted bowels, but once it was demonstrated to cause fulminant acute colitis...


Judging you

e: I haven't actually seen it, but I bet it involved bonfires and I bet you have one RIGHT NOW

Actually Belfast isn't that bad now, except for the parts that are that bad. People used to be told not to travel to the 3 B's, Belfast, Bosnia, and I forget the other one.

Crow Jane posted:

Yes, but there is the danger of your sacks turning into wasps nests. And they'll have to get out somehow

Shannonmcn posted:

What do ladyspiders imagine keeping in their spidervaginas on their interwebs?

Enfys posted:

Wasps prey on spiders, so really spidervag vs waspsack is a metaphor for the patriarchy.

Enfys posted:

Wasps prey on spiders, so really spidervag vs waspsack is a metaphor for the patriarchy.

amarantinesky posted:

Baltimore?

Enfys posted:

Actually Belfast isn't that bad now, except for the parts that are that bad. People used to be told not to travel to the 3 B's, Belfast, Bosnia, and I forget the other one.

Crow Jane posted:

bathroom sounds posted:

Is this part bad: https://maps.google.ca/maps?q=49+Fo...ingdom&t=m&z=15

I think that's where my nana grew up.

e:
Looks like its beside a prison so I assume its bad.

amarantinesky posted:

Baltimore?

Belfast is pretty cool but I was only there for a short time. A group of us ended up drunkenly wandering into a gay bar and it was one of the most surreal experiences I've had.

(I've been in other gay bars so that's not the reason)

amarantinesky posted:

I only said it because I know there are a lot of Baltimore people itt and I need to prove we are not a hugbox.

Baltimore is actually pretty nice, I like mid-Atlantic cities. I'm pretty sure we have way more murders here than in both Belfast and Baltimore so...

detectivemonkey posted:

Oh yeah! My husband made me dry-erase labels for my our dry goods:



There are more cute ones but they aren't in place yet

bathroom sounds posted:

I thought American Cheese was orange like cheddar

amarantinesky posted:

I only said it because I know there are a lot of Baltimore people itt and I need to prove we are not a hugbox.

Enfys posted:

mean girls itt

amarantinesky posted:

We then went to the other, more normal bathroom,

Pick posted:

i wish there were more lesbian bars where it was just expected you'd gently caress around in the back

amarantinesky posted:

I have no idea, I was incredibly drunk.

I was with a group of international students (we were on a trip with our modern Irish history program) and we had gone out drinking with our lecturer. He and a few students went back to the hostel when the pub we were at closed and we were drunkenly wandering through the city in search of a club some random girls had heard of. The directions led to like a highway? We were really lost. Of course a bunch of people realized they had to pee so we had to frantically search for any place that was open to use a restroom.

Anyway, after a chip shop turned away these drunk and desperate foreigners, we spotted a glowing sign in an alley. We headed for this small, nondescript club (in my drunken memory it was like this, anyway), having no idea that it was in any way "unusual." The bouncers wouldn't let us in at first but one of my classmates convinced them to let us use the restrooms as long as they escorted us inside in small groups.

I was in the last group. As I entered the club, I first noted that Madonna was playing and slowly realized that everyone in the club was a guy. So it was clearly a gay bar. Upstairs, there were not gendered bathrooms, just signs that said "more stalls" and "fewer stalls." We went into the latter bathroom and quickly realized it was a mistake as it did not resemble any bathroom I was familiar with and my brain decided it was more like a bathhouse. We then went to the other, more normal bathroom, which still was pretty weird as it had machines selling condoms and sex toys.

A cab was waiting for us outside. I got in and, very profoundly, stated, "I think they were all gay."

I might have invented many of these details in my drunkenness but it is a fond memory.

bathroom sounds posted:

I thought American Cheese was orange like cheddar

step aside posted:

Sup