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welcome to hell posted:How did you get over your SOs sexual past? Unless they were during the current relationship I don't know how you can be that insecure.
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Right, two-hundred, that's easy! "No sir, just two." 2?! How can you only have 2?! I can't do the math on just 2, that's way too hard!
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Jul 10, 2019 01:33
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i was about to make a joke about meeting twins named baratheon and targaryen but then i remembered there's been at least one /r/ about someone's husband wanting to name their newborn twins jaime and cersei
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Jul 10, 2019 01:35
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welcome to hell posted:How did you get over your SOs sexual past? Holy poo poo lol
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Jul 10, 2019 01:37
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Admiral Ray posted:I live in the American Pizza Building on West 81st Street on the 11th floor. My name is Pizza Cheeseman. I’m 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I’ll put on an ice pack while eating my pepperoni bunches. I can eat a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack I use a wood-fired cleanser oven. In the shower I use a grease activated gel cleanser, then a marinara cashew body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating basil scrub. Then I apply an deep-dish facial masque which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no flour, because gluten dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye dough followed by a final mozzarella protective lotion. There is an idea of a Pizza Cheeseman. Some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me. Only a recipe. Something illusory. And though I can hide my cheese glaze, and you can shake my hand and feel stuffed crust gripping yours, and maybe you can even sense our baking styles are probably comparable, I simply am not there.
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Jul 10, 2019 01:44
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therobit posted:Unless they were during the current relationship I don't know how you can be that insecure. just a hunch: conservative religious upbringing
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Jul 10, 2019 01:47
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Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:just a hunch: conservative religious upbringing Possibly just extreme insecurity.
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Jul 10, 2019 01:52
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Necros posted:Possibly just extreme insecurity. Possibly, but the fact that this is coming up with them already engaged makes me think he's been saving himself for marriage and is suddenly terrified she'll compare his performance to her previous partners.
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Jul 10, 2019 02:02
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Where was Fight Man's latest adventure posted? Is there a subreddit that he hasn't been banned from?
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Jul 10, 2019 02:08
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AITA for accadently telling my friend he is annoying, and kinda loving out relationship up.quote:so one of my good friends is slightly annoying.
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Jul 10, 2019 02:12
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Haha. Cartoons these days suck they’re just geared towards kids. Not like cartoons when I was a kid
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Jul 10, 2019 02:14
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Haifisch posted:AITA for accadently telling my friend he is annoying, and kinda loving out relationship up. What's his forum name?
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Jul 10, 2019 02:15
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Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:Possibly, but the fact that this is coming up with them already engaged makes me think he's been saving himself for marriage and is suddenly terrified she'll compare his performance to her previous partners. commenter posted:Are you two part of a conservative community/very religious? Are you your partner's first? OP posted:We aren’t and no he’s been with others too, but in relationships OP posted:He’s had a one night stand before, I accept it quote:We are a little rocky for other reasons ( DB) Prior to our relationship, I had a very conservative sex life. I had, however, one FWB who I have expressed to my boyf I had feelings for. To me it was a lot more than a fwb. But my fiancé can’t help but feel as though this guy is laughing at him for ‘ paying for what he got for free ‘. He has mentioned it 3 times in our 1.3 year relationship but it just hurts so badly to hear and makes me feel really, really cheap. He apologises each time but today it made me cry as we are already rocky. He’s slept with a few more people than me but they were in committed relationships. Is this always going to be in the back of his mind? How can I help? Should I call quits? He’s 31 I’m 27. This is a hugeeeee insecurity for me because I’ve always wanted to save it for marriage however I made a stupid mistake and if I could turn back time I would. It haunts me Atleast once a day and I feel so bad for not waiting a little longer to meet my love
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Jul 10, 2019 02:20
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Admiral Ray posted:I live in the American Pizza Building on West 81st Street on the 11th floor. My name is Pizza Cheeseman. I’m 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I’ll put on an ice pack while eating my pepperoni bunches. I can eat a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack I use a wood-fired cleanser oven. In the shower I use a grease activated gel cleanser, then a marinara cashew body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating basil scrub. Then I apply an deep-dish facial masque which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no flour, because gluten dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye dough followed by a final mozzarella protective lotion. There is an idea of a Pizza Cheeseman. Some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me. Only a recipe. Something illusory. And though I can hide my cheese glaze, and you can shake my hand and feel stuffed crust gripping yours, and maybe you can even sense our baking styles are probably comparable, I simply am not there. This changed me.
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So I’ve been going down the rabbit hole the “estranged parent community” and ooh boy is it some of the most concentrated boomer sadbrains you can find on the Internet. A taste [url posted:https://www.rejectedparents.net/forums/topic/it-takes-two/[/url]] Admiral Ray posted:I live in the American Pizza Building on West 81st Street on the 11th floor. My name is Pizza Cheeseman. I’m 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I’ll put on an ice pack while eating my pepperoni bunches. I can eat a thousand now. 
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Jul 10, 2019 02:31
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welcome to hell posted:How did you get over your SOs sexual past?
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Jul 10, 2019 02:32
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nankeen posted:My (25/F) roommate (26/M) doesn't want me taking out the garbage because of his extreme fear of opossums.  I will not stand for this besmirchment of the humble and loyal possum.
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Jul 10, 2019 02:32
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Smirking_Serpent posted:I (26m) want laser hair removal, but my girlfriend (22f) is fighting me.
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Jul 10, 2019 02:34
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Admiral Ray posted:I live in the American Pizza Building on West 81st Street on the 11th floor. My name is Pizza Cheeseman. I’m 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I’ll put on an ice pack while eating my pepperoni bunches. I can eat a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack I use a wood-fired cleanser oven. In the shower I use a grease activated gel cleanser, then a marinara cashew body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating basil scrub. Then I apply an deep-dish facial masque which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no flour, because gluten dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye dough followed by a final mozzarella protective lotion. There is an idea of a Pizza Cheeseman. Some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me. Only a recipe. Something illusory. And though I can hide my cheese glaze, and you can shake my hand and feel stuffed crust gripping yours, and maybe you can even sense our baking styles are probably comparable, I simply am not there. I did not want this to go unnoticed
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Jul 10, 2019 02:39
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I should go get my rear end waxed some time
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Jul 10, 2019 02:39
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https://www.rejectedparents.net/forums/topic/i-am-💯-finished/ Golly can’t imagine why she didn’t instantly respond to her psycho mom’s email Ruby66 posted:Hi everyone, I thought I would try one more thing and then if that didn’t work I was definitely finished. I wrote my married ED a one line email that read ; We want to wish you a wonderful first Mother’s Day. I got not even a thank you. Just completely ignored. I know I shouldn’t have done it but I thought I would give it one more shot. Well now my 2 ED’s will NEVER EVER hear a word from me again. I made up my mind that they are incapable of any love and they have a heart of stone. I also made up my mind that the one ED’s child means nothing to me and she will be raised by an evil witch. We are done and I am done with crying one tear over them. I really despise both of them and I made up my mind that I will no longer have them existing in my life.
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Jul 10, 2019 02:40
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My girl ruby66 two weeks earlier:quote:I just received an email from my oldest ED
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Jul 10, 2019 02:47
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SpaceSDoorGunner posted:https://www.rejectedparents.net/forums/topic/i-am-💯-finished/ I wonder if she even got the email from missmillie666666@aol.com or if it got filtered as spam.
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Jul 10, 2019 02:47
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SpaceSDoorGunner posted:My girl ruby66 two weeks earlier: if baby bombers werent such unilaterally poo poo people that emotionally/physically abused and control-freaked their children, and keep saying poo poo like bombing n raping brown children is good bc they're gunna grow up to be criminals bc they're brown and thats what browns do, then i would almost have a shred of sympathy for them instead nope
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Jul 10, 2019 02:53
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This Sheri McGregor lady and her website and community is like an abusers support forum, it’s a fascinating look into the boomer lifestyle.
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Jul 10, 2019 03:02
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Has anyone posted that cliche Sarte quote ITT because lol its true
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Jul 10, 2019 03:14
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Trust me, this one is better than the title suggests. I'm [F34] pregnant and struggling with my husband's [M35] lack of support regarding my in-laws behaviour. How can I improve the situation? quote:Sorry for the length, I've explained this on r/AITA but since the common opinion is that I'm not at fault, I was told to look for advice elsewhere.
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Jul 10, 2019 03:38
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Propaniac posted:Trust me, this one is better than the title suggests. Buy a papier-maché cat named Horace and have it meet Timothy. Get into it. Have it befriend him. Woo him. Gain his trust. Then set him on fire. Everyone knows you can't trust a cat, but you in your eagerness to be involved, did. A flaw we all share. This won't help fix whatever is broken inside your in-law's heads , that tulpa is there to stay. But it will be very, very funny.
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Jul 10, 2019 03:42
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Propaniac posted:Trust me, this one is better than the title suggests.
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Jul 10, 2019 03:43
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This is what furries were before the Internet.
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Tythas posted:AITA if I ask my GF to shower daily? There are millions of woman in this world that have already solved the problem of "how do I clean myself but not get my hair wet", GF is just a digusting idiot.
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Jul 10, 2019 03:50
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Xik posted:There are millions of woman in this world that have already solved the problem of "how do I clean myself but not get my hair wet", GF is just a digusting idiot. loving billions even.
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Jul 10, 2019 03:52
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Propaniac posted:Trust me, this one is better than the title suggests. WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCK
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Propaniac posted:Trust me, this one is better than the title suggests. Invite the parents over a long, drunken night of drama where you slowly kill off every every mouse plushie they've given you over the years, ending with the revelation that Timmy died decades ago in the Gulf War. Watch Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf for inspiration.
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AITA for selling my daughter's car after discovering her texting & driving? When my daughter was 14, wife and I decided we would buy a car for her to use on her 16th if she proved herself to be responsible, got good grades, etc. There would be a "contract" of sorts to ensure we were all on the same page. The stipulations were continuing good grades, good attitude, she could only bring one friend with her somewhere (to begin with), we had to know where she was, and the obvious two: don't drink & drive, and don't text and drive. We made it clear that we were buying the car, but it was for her to use. We got the car, a 2012 Honda Civic. She has a summer job right now, it's summer break so she's out doing stuff with her friends, etc. In a few months she will be off to college. Everything was going swimmingly. Until someone on that NextDoor app started posting pictures and videos of bad drivers in the area. And lo and behold, my daughter was posted with her face down as she texted and rolled through a stop sign. Once with her face down in her phone at a stoplight. I was livid. My wife was the one who showed it to me. We found out there were more instances (from her Instagram Stories) and we decided... no. Wife and I up and sold the car. We didn't lose very much in the process, except of course our daughter completely came unraveled. It's so unfair, I didn't hurt anyone, everyone's doing it, how am I supposed to get to work, what about when I go to college? Well, we said no, it's not unfair, you hurt us by being a lovely, irresponsible driver, no, not everyone's doing it, you can walk, ride your bike, or take the bus, and as for college, you don't need the car to get to and from classes, and again, ride your bike or walk. She tried to play the "how can you send your daughter to college without her safety in mind?" card and I said "Well, well, well, now you're concerned about safety?" and she just up and screamed. This has everyone in our life up in arms and divided. Her grandparents think we're being over the top and awful, that grounding her would have sufficed. They've threatened that THEY will buy her a car again if we try to send her to college without one. The car is already sold, so there's no going back. I think what we did was absolutely correct, that actions have consequences and we would be in the wrong to pull back from that. In terms of her going to college? Well, she made that choice. She had a car, it came with certain stipulations, she disobeyed us, and now she pays the price. So AITA?
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chitoryu12 posted:I've just discovered /r/saneorpsycho exists. I think this issue is self-correcting.
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Propaniac posted:Trust me, this one is better than the title suggests. This would make a great horror movie.
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WIBTA if I hire people with learning disabilities for their illiteracy? Was talking about this with my SO recently, she thinks my idea is exploitative whereas I think it's giving a steady job to people that traditionally have trouble finding work. I'm not going to be exact with details, but my business deals with transport of corporate documents. Very private documents. After reading an article about how a similar business operated abroad and an employee had Down's Syndrome but his illiteracy became his strength in the privacy business, I realized that I hadn't ever considered that avenue of data protection. What if I could guarantee clients that my own employees wouldn't read those documents, while also giving jobs to people with illiteracy? Seemed like a win-win in my book. (This is probably important: they would be paid a full wage, equal to current workers; I think it's disgusting that people with mental or physical disabilities can be paid less than minimum wage. Also I don't think all people with mental disabilities are illiterate, but illiteracy is a trait I would specifically look for.) I ran this idea by my SO and she looked kinda disgusted and said I would be exploiting people with learning disabilities. I mean...kinda? I don't know. I need an outside opinion. So reddit, would I be the rear end in a top hat for using employee's illiteracy as a selling point for my business? EDIT: cool, so there's a general consensus that I'm NTA. I'll take that to mean I should look towards moving this idea to the next stage. Thank you all who replied, I've read every single comment. pretend i posted the nathan for you with the guaranteed asexual computer repair
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for selling my daughter's car after discovering her texting & driving? Texting and driving is more dangerous than drunk driving so while this sounds extreme it's probably fair.
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Propaniac posted:Trust me, this one is better than the title suggests. WOW
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