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christmas boots posted:Oh great so now every full moon they become autistic. lol
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# ? Jul 10, 2019 14:26 |
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hawowanlawow posted:who cares about embarrassing some drunk idiot? gently caress em sure, the drunk sexting lady is real bad and sucks. but the boss is also bad for responding "not tonight" to bait out drunk sexts knowing that his employees can read this conversation, and then allowing employee nudes to sit around on in the common shared folder without warning anyone or doing anything to prevent his employees from seeing the explicit photos which he knows are there Dazerbeams posted:Do you not read “Not tonight “ as a no? Women do this all the time when they’re trying to avoid making an uncomfortable situation worse. Oh wait. don't think you can equate "some women" with "your boss" in terms of power differential and the tools people can use to stop awful conversation. "some women" can't threaten to fire you, for instance
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# ? Jul 10, 2019 14:26 |
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luxury handset posted:sure, the drunk sexting lady is real bad and sucks. but the boss is also bad for responding "not tonight" to bait out drunk sexts knowing that his employees can read this conversation, and then allowing employee nudes to sit around on in the common shared folder without warning anyone or doing anything to prevent his employees from seeing the explicit photos which he knows are there I said gently caress em
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# ? Jul 10, 2019 14:38 |
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luxury handset posted:don't think you can equate "some women" with "your boss" in terms of power differential and the tools people can use to stop awful conversation. "some women" can't threaten to fire you, for instance Even more onus on the woman then not to make a drunken come on within a week of employment, huh?
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# ? Jul 10, 2019 14:42 |
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The Mouse Parents story is an immediate entry into the thread Hall of Fame. I'll be thinking about it for at least a week.
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# ? Jul 10, 2019 14:43 |
luxury handset posted:sure, the drunk sexting lady is real bad and sucks. but the boss is also bad for responding "not tonight" to bait out drunk sexts knowing that his employees can read this conversation, and then allowing employee nudes to sit around on in the common shared folder without warning anyone or doing anything to prevent his employees from seeing the explicit photos which he knows are there You have a really weird obsession with the idea that anything that isn’t a straight “No, never do that again” is secretly saying yes and actually manipulation.
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# ? Jul 10, 2019 14:45 |
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chitoryu12 posted:You have a really weird obsession with the idea that anything that isnt a straight No, never do that again is secretly saying yes and actually manipulation. it's strange to try to frame me as obsessed for pointing out that "not tonight" is ambiguous and invites further contact but then again i've never had much luck trying to explain the finer points of social nuance and communication to goons let alone the fact that the dude, you know, admitted this was exactly what he was doing, to reddit. good luck to you though as you continue to turn this over in your mind
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# ? Jul 10, 2019 14:51 |
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zakharov posted:The Mouse Parents story is an immediate entry into the thread Hall of Fame. I'll be thinking about it for at least a week. It's one of those where if I found out it was fake I'd be happy.
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# ? Jul 10, 2019 14:53 |
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VanSandman posted:It's one of those where if I found out it was fake I'd be happy. If it's fake I want to see more of the author's work because drat.
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# ? Jul 10, 2019 14:57 |
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zakharov posted:The Mouse Parents story is an immediate entry into the thread Hall of Fame. I'll be thinking about it for at least a week. Do the Mouse Parents have adult friends? When they come over do they talk to them as mice? There's been a lot of weird poo poo in this thread but man.
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# ? Jul 10, 2019 14:57 |
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Telemaze posted:Is the idea of a giant psychic rat king from somewhere in particular? Sounds really familiar but I can't place it.
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# ? Jul 10, 2019 15:05 |
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christmas boots posted:Oh great so now every full moon they become autistic. lol
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# ? Jul 10, 2019 15:09 |
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for some reason i had the ability to smell the mouse parents' house, and mate, it did not smell good
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# ? Jul 10, 2019 15:17 |
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TIL that I’ve been sexually assaulting my wife for 7 years.quote:Just had a sit down with my db ll wife last night. I haven’t been hugged, kissed or touched in the last 2 years and have been really wanting any affection. Sex has been near nothing and all she ever does it lay there after initiated.
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# ? Jul 10, 2019 15:23 |
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Pinecone Sample posted:TIL that I’ve been sexually assaulting my wife for 7 years. What the gently caress
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# ? Jul 10, 2019 15:26 |
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Pinecone Sample posted:TIL that I’ve been sexually assaulting my wife for 7 years. which online community has she been listening to?
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# ? Jul 10, 2019 15:37 |
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Pinecone Sample posted:TIL that I’ve been sexually assaulting my wife for 7 years. Oh hey, somebody I know. I mean, not these people, but like, this person Get the divorce now buddy so
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# ? Jul 10, 2019 15:49 |
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I want to send the mouse story to Jordan Peele and see what he can do with it.
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# ? Jul 10, 2019 15:49 |
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It was only on my second read of the rat story that I realized the parents yelled at her in character, as Timothy, the giant paper rat
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# ? Jul 10, 2019 16:02 |
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MasBrillante posted:I want to send the mouse story to Jordan Peele and see what he can do with it.
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# ? Jul 10, 2019 16:05 |
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therobit posted:But he's such a perfect partner in every way except for believing I am a person who should be allowed agency or probably any human rights! He's garbage.
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# ? Jul 10, 2019 16:05 |
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I can't recall if mouse parents are in the US, but if they are, they'll probably have multiple high powered firearms. Maybe even mousepuppet-sized ones *Mouse voice* HANDS UP, YOU oval office! THAT'S NO WAY TO SPEAK TO OUR SON! SHE DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO BEHAVE *Mouse voice* *Cocks mousegun*
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# ? Jul 10, 2019 16:07 |
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luxury handset posted:"not tonight" is ambiguous and invites further contact
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# ? Jul 10, 2019 16:13 |
Fight Man is definitely fake after this but his deterioration is great. quote:If you look at my last post you’ll see that I was fired today for a fight with a customer This morning. quote:I’m not healthy anymore guys. My face doesn’t even look the same as it once did honestly. My nose bleeds randomly. One of my eyes is really blurry now and has been since I got into the fight with the drug dealers. My hearing cuts out randomly. I get splitting head aches that come out of nowhere. Three of my teeth fell out. I have scars all over my body. I get stomach aches randomly and sometimes I throw up blood. I poop out blood too. My pee is a weird orange color lately. And my entire body aches from morning til night every single day.
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# ? Jul 10, 2019 16:52 |
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I can’t stop myself. Why did my gay/trans daughter (apparently actually a son) cut me off? I only treated them like a subhuman. Of course the only pushback I could find to suggest that being a massive shitheel is already quoted and basically amounts to “I see how being a religious nutjob is very hard for you, hopefully your LQBT kids learn to accept their status as lesser beings. Estranged parent forum user posted:Thanks to everyone for your replies and kind words – they are much appreciated! I do plan to buy the book for my wife, and I’ll read it too.
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# ? Jul 10, 2019 16:56 |
chitoryu12 posted:Fight Man is definitely fake after this but his deterioration is great. honestly if his typing had more misspellings and random letters in it i would totally believe it was real and that he's just constantly blacked out on phenazepam
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# ? Jul 10, 2019 16:57 |
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Bonus roundgarbage dad posted:
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# ? Jul 10, 2019 16:59 |
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fight man is like if jesus if jesus got his rear end kicked by every person on the way from the antonia fortress to golgotha
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# ? Jul 10, 2019 16:59 |
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chemtrail huffer posted:My (25 F) boyfriend (24 M) of 5 years just disclosed to me that he does not believe women should be allowed to vote. jfc look at what centrism does to peoples' brains
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# ? Jul 10, 2019 17:00 |
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Wow drat
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# ? Jul 10, 2019 17:01 |
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Fight man is as real as we want him to be. Hopefully when my husband and I have the gay son I always wanted, we will tell him that if he's good Fight Man will find him and let him kick his rear end. But only good boys get to kick his rear end. *Places a random tooth under my son's pillow during the night* My son, running up to me the next morning holding the tooth: Dad! Fight Man came last night! But I don't remember it? You were really tuckered out after kicking his rear end, son! You must have been too tired to remember. But boy, you walloped him good!
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# ? Jul 10, 2019 17:02 |
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Propaniac posted:Trust me, this one is better than the title suggests. LadyPictureShow posted:In the finale, the OP wakes up, hog tied on the stage of an abandoned Chuck E. Cheese, with every mouse figurine circled around her. Five Nights at Timothy's is actually scary again DemoneeHo fucked around with this message at 17:10 on Jul 10, 2019 |
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ParserGirl posted:Roadside memorial decorations are tacky as hell and belong in the garbage. There used to be a guy who had a website with pictures of the worst examples he could find, interspersed with surprisingly respectful commentary about balancing the wishes of the family against the potential for distracting drivers. Totally agree. Besides being eyesores, why TF would you want to memorialize the spot where someone died a horrible death?
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# ? Jul 10, 2019 17:06 |
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DemoneeHo posted:Five Nights are Timothy's is actually scary again timothy.....
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# ? Jul 10, 2019 17:07 |
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Fightman character arc easily the most interesting, even beating out puppet-rat and pals
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# ? Jul 10, 2019 17:07 |
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First he worked at Publix, now its Target? Cmnon, get your fake story straight, you year 1 creative writing class piece of poo poo.
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# ? Jul 10, 2019 17:09 |
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cumshitter posted:Fight man is as real as we want him to be. Hopefully when my husband and I have the gay son I always wanted, we will tell him that if he's good Fight Man will find him and let him kick his rear end. But only good boys get to kick his rear end.
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# ? Jul 10, 2019 17:09 |
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SpaceSDoorGunner posted:I can’t stop myself. Finally, an estranged parent story in which we are given an explicit reason for the estrangement. I hope this guy's son can find happiness away from his parents
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# ? Jul 10, 2019 17:10 |
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The most centrist solution for compromise is that women should only be allowed to vote during their periods, thus ensuring they are at their most irritable and immune from feeeeemale natural inclination for extremely destructive policies like “human rights” for people who don’t sunburn in less than 15 minutes or anything wacky like job killing “maternity leave” or “adequate or affordable” single payer healthcare. Both sides have value guys.
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Smirking_Serpent posted:She tried to play the "how can you send your daughter to college without her safety in mind?" card and I said "Well, well, well, now you're concerned about safety?" and she just up and screamed. Holy gently caress, this made me cackle. Also, so glad I've never met anyone as insane as mice parents.
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