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s*x n*mb*r | 69 | 0.22% | |
w@@d n_mb_r | 420 | 1.34% | |
Jeb! number | 538 | 1.72% | |
Biden numbr | 30330 | 96.72% | |
Total: | 31357 votes |
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anyways any time i see lib reform efforts i think back to that book
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# ? Aug 28, 2020 20:07 |
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Shear Modulus posted:wouldn't be surprised if lebron got a call from obama lmao Nike, Obama, and his agent, probably in that order.
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# ? Aug 28, 2020 20:08 |
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Tiler Kiwi posted:now, let me be clear. the call has been made by some that i should suck increduloushulk's schlong. i've heard it, on the, uh, the cspam boards. *gives a grin to the crowd* pretty rambuncious bunch. *press corp laugh at his easy humor and relaxed nature, before he sobers up in to wise father mode*. But now is not the time for blowing, or sucking. Now is the time, for Americans, of all walks to life, to get together and lie down in the ditches. It's been raining hard out there, in the streets, but someday that sun will come. But until then, there's gonna have to be people serving as boardwalks so my nice new shoes (thank you Michelle) don't get all muddy. I'd call on mr hulk to join them. A wise man once told me, that you have to learn to drown in the mud before you can get your whole cock taken down a presiden'ts throat. Thank you, and may God bless America. only thing it's missing are strategically placed "uhhh....uhhhh"'s
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# ? Aug 28, 2020 20:10 |
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Vox Nihili posted:Nike, Obama, and his agent, probably in that order. I don't think Nike cares one way or another, if anything LeBron being in the news for any even vaguely positive reason will help sell shoes.
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# ? Aug 28, 2020 20:10 |
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mastershakeman posted:I just realized we have a shot at biden having a super narrow loss after Minnesota goes red and 100% of the blame will be put on him not picking klobuchar lol if u think they won't put all of the blame on Ilhan Omar if this happens
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# ? Aug 28, 2020 20:12 |
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mastershakeman posted:I just realized we have a shot at biden having a super narrow loss after Minnesota goes red and 100% of the blame will be put on him not picking klobuchar that would be incredibly hilarious especially how it'll be "biden lost because he went too far left by picking harris, he should have picked a moderate like klobb"
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# ? Aug 28, 2020 20:12 |
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tinstaach posted:lol if u think they won't put all of the blame on Ilhan Omar if this happens The khive will for sure
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# ? Aug 28, 2020 20:13 |
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hobbesmaster posted:I don't think Nike cares one way or another, if anything LeBron being in the news for any even vaguely positive reason will help sell shoes. If the playoffs were actually cancelled (which looked possible after the strike started) it would absolutely gently caress up their advertising deals and take tens of millions of eyes off of their products. So yeah, I think they may care.
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# ? Aug 28, 2020 20:13 |
Hmm gotta vote away this problem.. let's see which party should I vote for against the mayor of Kenosha and the governor of Wisconsin... Ok I guess I have to vote for the Republicans since Obama said so weird...
Eggplant Squire has issued a correction as of 20:16 on Aug 28, 2020 |
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# ? Aug 28, 2020 20:14 |
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Reality Protester posted:ceding that Congress has no real oversight authority, that has to take whatever the executive lets them but if we hold trump accountable think of what the gop would do to biden!
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# ? Aug 28, 2020 20:20 |
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Shear Modulus posted:that would be incredibly hilarious especially how it'll be "biden lost because he went too far left by picking harris, he should have picked a moderate like klobb" but NOMINATE said harris was the most liberal!!!
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# ? Aug 28, 2020 20:20 |
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Vox Nihili posted:If the playoffs were actually cancelled (which looked possible after the strike started) it would absolutely gently caress up their advertising deals and take tens of millions of eyes off of their products. So yeah, I think they may care. If playoffs were replaced by King James monologuing for however many hours Nike would probably be ok with it.
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# ? Aug 28, 2020 20:20 |
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trust no king and trust no multimillionaire doubly trust no multimillionaire king
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# ? Aug 28, 2020 20:27 |
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Tiler Kiwi posted:electable ol joe, cant loving risk having a policy or vision, just gotta beat trump gotta beat trump lmao how the gently caress did democrats allow MN become a swing state
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# ? Aug 28, 2020 20:27 |
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I'm thinking more about the menthol ban and even though I don't smoke (unless someone shares a cig with me or whatever) it's pissing me off. Anyone with money can just pick up cartons of menthols or any of the other flavored poo poo in duty free or in Vegas or whatever at their convenience. You don't get stopped for possessing that poo poo. So it really just functions as a ban on poor people getting menthols. Doesn't impact people of means in the slightest, at most a mild inconvenience. But if you're a lower-income black fellow in LA you're going to show up at the convenience store someday and they're just not going to have them, and if you try to grab some loose cigs on the black market, well, we all know how that tends to go...
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# ? Aug 28, 2020 20:33 |
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being poor in the USA is illegal, hth
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# ? Aug 28, 2020 20:35 |
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TheIncredulousHulk posted:I call on Barack Obama to suck my penis Tiler Kiwi posted:now, let me be clear. the call has been made by some that i should suck increduloushulk's schlong. i've heard it, on the, uh, the cspam boards. *gives a grin to the crowd* pretty rambuncious bunch. *press corp laugh at his easy humor and relaxed nature, before he sobers up in to wise father mode*. But now is not the time for blowing, or sucking. Now is the time, for Americans, of all walks to life, to get together and lie down in the ditches. It's been raining hard out there, in the streets, but someday that sun will come. But until then, there's gonna have to be people serving as boardwalks so my nice new shoes (thank you Michelle) don't get all muddy. I'd call on mr hulk to join them. A wise man once told me, that you have to learn to drown in the mud before you can get your whole cock taken down a presiden'ts throat. Thank you, and may God bless America. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdh3LM2Aw1o&t=101s
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# ? Aug 28, 2020 20:36 |
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Captain Gordon posted:Quality anti-succ content: I cringed up into a ball and disappeared.
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# ? Aug 28, 2020 20:36 |
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Shageletic posted:https://mobile.twitter.com/11Decider/status/1296589287186718726 It's their final defense against the abyss of suicidal depression and howling madness.
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# ? Aug 28, 2020 20:36 |
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Nancy Pelosi Is Lying To You
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# ? Aug 28, 2020 20:37 |
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Cerebral Bore posted:joe biden is against all forms of violence except the kind that is inflicted on the poor and minorities by the police state And war. He's still in favor of war. And sexual assault. He does the sexual assault himself.
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# ? Aug 28, 2020 20:37 |
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Office Pig posted:i’ve said it before and i’m saying it again, obama is the antichrist TFW Alex Jones was right all along
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# ? Aug 28, 2020 20:39 |
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I feel like I'm living in a loving terminator movie, everyone walking around thinking things are fine when the world is actually doomed. It's very cool.
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# ? Aug 28, 2020 20:39 |
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https://twitter.com/redditships/status/1299416752212840449
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# ? Aug 28, 2020 20:40 |
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mastershakeman posted:I just realized we have a shot at biden having a super narrow loss after Minnesota goes red and 100% of the blame will be put on him not picking klobuchar If Minnesota goes red, Wisconsin and Michigan will have gone red, too.
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# ? Aug 28, 2020 20:41 |
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Maya Fey posted:biden fact checking every racist and pro cop thing trump says lol
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# ? Aug 28, 2020 20:42 |
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Ir ain't easy being a tankcel
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# ? Aug 28, 2020 20:42 |
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tinstaach posted:lol if u think they won't put all of the blame on Ilhan Omar if this happens Omar and the protests in MSP.
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# ? Aug 28, 2020 20:45 |
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now i know this is from a billion pages back and i dunno if i said this already, but isn't this literally pelosi saying that she wants to go after her political opponents once they're out of office? i mean, not that the dems would have the spine to do that in a billion years, but doesn't this just give trump even more incentive to cheat his rear end off to secure a win? real master tactics on display
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# ? Aug 28, 2020 20:46 |
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Captain Gordon posted:Quality anti-succ content:
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# ? Aug 28, 2020 20:46 |
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Liberal Crime Squad owns and everyone should play it
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# ? Aug 28, 2020 20:47 |
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Major red flag there.
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# ? Aug 28, 2020 20:47 |
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Shageletic posted:https://mobile.twitter.com/11Decider/status/1296589287186718726 Think about it this way. When they end up being wrong they might feel embarrassed for a few days before moving on to the next talking points to be wrong about, but in exchange they get months of thinking Trump will lose and getting to condescend to the left for foolishly doubting the Democrats. It's like they're constantly taking out rhetorical loans; when it comes time to pay up, they just take out another loan (i.e. believe some other liberal narrative and condemn people calling them out for being wrong about the last one for being dumb for not believing this next one).
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# ? Aug 28, 2020 20:48 |
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ATP_Power posted:Major red flag there.
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# ? Aug 28, 2020 20:49 |
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Vox Nihili posted:I'm thinking more about the menthol ban and even though I don't smoke (unless someone shares a cig with me or whatever) it's pissing me off. Anyone with money can just pick up cartons of menthols or any of the other flavored poo poo in duty free or in Vegas or whatever at their convenience. You don't get stopped for possessing that poo poo. So it really just functions as a ban on poor people getting menthols. Doesn't impact people of means in the slightest, at most a mild inconvenience. But if you're a lower-income black fellow in LA you're going to show up at the convenience store someday and they're just not going to have them, and if you try to grab some loose cigs on the black market, well, we all know how that tends to go... Let me tell you a little secret: Nobody cares about black people. Politicians had to respond to the panic over ecigs. So they *did something* to the one group that was defenseless. The goal wasn't to save lives, the ban is bullet point on their campaign poster.
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# ? Aug 28, 2020 20:52 |
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ATP_Power posted:Major red flag there. top tier posting
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# ? Aug 28, 2020 20:55 |
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spacemang_spliff posted:lmao
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# ? Aug 28, 2020 20:57 |
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Tubgoat posted:Watching our greatest champions become slavering libs has been the absolute most depressing theme/event(s) of 2020. Angela Davis saying "Vote for Joe Biden" was incredibly demoralizing, for sure
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# ? Aug 28, 2020 20:58 |
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This is crazy. President Obama would never do cocaine. Also, it's completely crazy to imagine a political figure doing something like getting head from another person in a limo.
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# ? Aug 28, 2020 21:02 |
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she's so proud of herself haha
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# ? Aug 28, 2020 21:05 |