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Screaming Idiot posted:Only if they want to see. Men and women and everything in between and beyond can enjoy a fine writing utensil.
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Jedit posted:He'd get sued by the company if he did. And yes, they do use that URL; it's one of the famous ones, along with Therapist Finder, Mole Station Nursery (they sell plants) and before they lost their sense of humour, Powergen Italia. farbtoner.com
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# ? Jul 13, 2019 09:25 |
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Ariong posted:No, that state is only for people who use pennsyls. LOL.
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# ? Jul 13, 2019 09:35 |
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Krankenstyle posted:farbtoner.com Do they make wankel rotary engines? (My other guess would be printer ink)
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# ? Jul 13, 2019 11:04 |
Farb- is german for colour- so I imagine printer toner is the english joke this definition of "farb"? quote:A historical reenactor (especially a US civil war reenactor) whose efforts at a historically accurate portrayal are, in the opinion of the speaker, inadequate. (For example, wearing a modern wristwatch with period costume.) The opposite of farb is "hard-core" (or hardcore), someone who is, in the opinion of the speaker, an "authenticity fanatic". as i've never heard it before e: vv whoops Sulla Faex has a new favorite as of 11:15 on Jul 13, 2019 |
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# ? Jul 13, 2019 11:11 |
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Sulla Faex posted:Farb- is german for colour- so I imagine printer toner Swap the adjacent b and t.
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# ? Jul 13, 2019 11:13 |
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i farbed
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# ? Jul 13, 2019 11:14 |
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Sulla Faex posted:Farb- is german for colour- so I imagine printer toner Lol
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# ? Jul 13, 2019 12:40 |
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Fart penis.
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# ? Jul 13, 2019 13:00 |
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Sulla Faex posted:Farb- is german for colour- so I imagine printer toner Glad to see you valiantly fighting against the stereotype of the humorless German.
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# ? Jul 13, 2019 13:10 |
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I farbed and shibed and very came much pants
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# ? Jul 13, 2019 15:23 |
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Mostly I just wanted to say "wankel rotary engine."
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# ? Jul 13, 2019 15:37 |
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Time to send each and every one of you to the penitentiary.
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# ? Jul 13, 2019 18:32 |
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Son of Sam-I-Am posted:Time to send each and every one of you to the penitentiary. I put the "ink" in "clonk"
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# ? Jul 13, 2019 18:57 |
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Not even gonna correct that typo because it's way better.
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# ? Jul 13, 2019 18:58 |
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it is
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# ? Jul 13, 2019 19:02 |
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Lobok posted:I put the "ink" in "clonk" There, now it's a funny forums quote, you've arrived.
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# ? Jul 13, 2019 19:08 |
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Son of Sam-I-Am posted:There, now it's a funny forums quote, you've arrived. Screencapping this for my tombstone, thanks.
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# ? Jul 13, 2019 19:13 |
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Lobok posted:I put the "ink" in "clonk" this is one of those things where I'm sitting here laughing at it to myself and if anybody came past and asked about what I was laughing at I would just have to give the biggest helpless shrug ever
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# ? Jul 13, 2019 21:52 |
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Honky Dong Country posted:A sentry shakes the last drops of drog from an Old World plastic 2 liter bottle into his parched mouth. He didn't immediately swallow, savoring the moisture if not the flavor of the foul liquid. Nobody likes the stuff when they drink it. It left a sweetly metallic aftertaste wholly unique to that particular ration's variable blend of reclaimed water and precious little Mountain Dew. It never tasted the same from one week to the next but always served as a sorrowful reminder of how thirsty one gets waiting for the next drog ration. The sentry looked at his empty bottle and silently scolded himself for his lack of self control. It would be three days before he could refill his bottles. Thinking about what services he'd have to perform in the darker, more sinister corners of the city to get the drog he'd need to survive the week nearly brought the man to tears. He heaved a great sigh to clear his mind and reminded himself that it wouldn't be the first time he'd had to take up "challenges" to amuse the more fortunate citizens with drog to spare.
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# ? Jul 13, 2019 23:14 |
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I'm lowtax 'lord of the city''s cybernetic spine.
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# ? Jul 14, 2019 04:00 |
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Outrail posted:I'm lowtax 'lord of the city''s cybernetic spine.
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# ? Jul 14, 2019 06:04 |
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KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD posted:if you read the novels youd know the spine automatically jacks lowtax off Yeah, but only after engaging in the kind of yoga techniques that ended with him needing the spine in the first place.
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# ? Jul 14, 2019 06:07 |
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Completely unrealistic, everyone knows goons are a roving horde that moves from subculture to subculture, stripping the flesh and tears from the unfortunate before moving on, their broken leader's body borne in a catafalque adorned with fiesta cats.
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# ? Jul 14, 2019 09:57 |
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Dareon posted:Completely unrealistic, everyone knows goons are a roving horde that moves from subculture to subculture, stripping the flesh and tears from the unfortunate before moving on, their broken leader's body borne in a catafalque adorned with fiesta cats. Something Awful is the precursor to the Imperium of Man and everyone knows it. Lowtax is the immortal Emperor, his body fuelled by the Patreon donations of a thousand psychos every day as he sits on the throne to which he has been confined since the betrayal of Warmaster Radium.
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# ? Jul 14, 2019 10:17 |
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Jedit posted:Something Awful is the precursor to the Imperium of Man and everyone knows it. Lowtax is the immortal Emperor, his body fuelled by the Patreon donations of a thousand psychos every day as he sits on the throne to which he has been confined since the betrayal of Warmaster Radium. 4Chan is the Forces of Chaos.
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# ? Jul 14, 2019 10:39 |
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Goons look upon the eye of terror, murmur hello ol friend
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# ? Jul 14, 2019 11:37 |
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sebmojo posted:Goons look upon the eye of terror, murmur hello ol friend
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# ? Jul 14, 2019 12:13 |
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Can't be right, Cadia has no ring.
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Neddy Seagoon posted:4Chan is the Forces of Chaos. does that make moot Horus?
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# ? Jul 14, 2019 14:18 |
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https://twitter.com/dril/status/922321981
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Admiral Ray posted:I live in the American Pizza Building on West 81st Street on the 11th floor. My name is Pizza Cheeseman. I’m 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I’ll put on an ice pack while eating my pepperoni bunches. I can eat a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack I use a wood-fired cleanser oven. In the shower I use a grease activated gel cleanser, then a marinara cashew body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating basil scrub. Then I apply an deep-dish facial masque which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no flour, because gluten dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye dough followed by a final mozzarella protective lotion. There is an idea of a Pizza Cheeseman. Some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me. Only a recipe. Something illusory. And though I can hide my cheese glaze, and you can shake my hand and feel stuffed crust gripping yours, and maybe you can even sense our baking styles are probably comparable, I simply am not there.
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# ? Jul 14, 2019 15:20 |
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Best Bi Geek Squid posted:waitress: "whoops! i dropped my monster female condom that I use for my magnum pussy"
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# ? Jul 15, 2019 07:36 |
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Trouble Man posted:I understand your problem. I have a morning ritual that I need to share with you. I call it "the terminator". First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.
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# ? Jul 15, 2019 17:38 |
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cock hero flux posted:does that make moot Horus? Considering he basically started the whole mess and hasn't done jack poo poo since Lorgar would be more appropriate.
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# ? Jul 15, 2019 19:20 |
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doverhog posted:Hey, guy, I'm a communist. Like a real one, not whatever you think I am. Also a wizard, like Alan Moore. Look him up. doverhog posted:More like, I worship a fictional snake, and cast spells by dedicating physical acts to metaphysical ideas.
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Milo and POTUS posted:Hey everybody this guys an expert on looking at children! Creamed Cormp posted:we already have enough mods though
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sunken fleet posted:I understand your problem. I have a morning ritual that I need to share with you. I call it "the terminator". First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy. https://twitter.com/3liza/status/1080968508211585024?s=20
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Jerry Cotton posted:Bibleman, Bibleman
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Facebook Aunt posted:This seems like a really good passive security system. How is a burglar even going to find the valuable things in this?
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