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Srice
Sep 11, 2011

One More Fat Nerd posted:

Heres a link to the current releases thread in question.

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3344496&pagenumber=56&perpage=40

And here is the Triticum Guzzler post that kinda blew things up.

I cant quote from closed threads and cant figure out how to get the picture, so you'll just have to imagine the picture.

Any conversation about that piece of Current Releases history also needs this post:

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Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

When I want to relax, I read an essay by Engels. When I want something more serious, I read Corto Maltese.


codo27 posted:

My saga is I only discovered a few weeks ago that you can click on the unread count instead of last page :negative:

Oh noooooooo

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015

One More Fat Nerd posted:

I cant quote from closed threads and cant figure out how to get the picture, so you'll just have to imagine the picture.

You can quote from closed threads now. It'll take you to the postin' screen so you can copy the quote.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Cat Hassler posted:

A good one was the goon who was naked (just gotten out of the shower?) and was on all fours looking for her dog’s toy under the couch and the dog did penetrating sex moves on her. Ornery Bean was the username I think?

I love stories people share that they really should keep to themselves

i recall the word "shloop" from this and it bothers me

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

Nuns with Guns posted:

That story was about her and her girlfriend doing penetrative sex stuff with some sex toys, only to find out her hymen was still partially intact. So yeah, for some reason the best idea they had was to go at it with scissors they'd soaked in alcohol.

AaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAaAaAaaaaaaaaa!

ulvir
Jan 2, 2005

RFC2324 posted:

whats the longest running bit that actually was just a bit, anyway?

game quoter

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

ulvir posted:

game quoter

Retired though I think?

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

i recall the word "shloop" from this and it bothers me

It works so well in classic hip-hop though.

Shloop (Salt-n-Pepa)

Shloopin' (DMX)

Shloop (There It Is)

(Shloop-Shloop) That's da Sound of the Police

Hang on Shloopy(?)

astral
Apr 26, 2004

Honky Dong Country posted:

You can quote from closed threads now. It'll take you to the postin' screen so you can copy the quote.

The exception to this is archived threads, but making it work there is planned.

The Kins
Oct 2, 2004

Frank Frank posted:

Retired though I think?
They ever-so-briefly reappeared when the forums were purchased.

Jawnycat
Jul 9, 2015
Anyone have the story/thread about the child euthanasia zipline?

ulvir
Jan 2, 2005

Jawnycat posted:

Anyone have the story/thread about the child euthanasia zipline?

the OP blanked a lot of his posts because of pushbacks, but some pictures are still up and his posts are still there in quotes https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3281586

and here's the fyad mock thread https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3290020&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1

Sisal Two-Step
May 29, 2006

mom without jaw
dad without wife


i'm taking all the Ls now, sorry
I've seen a few posts on Twitter discussing Goon history and the zipline thread in particular but none of those threads mentioned the best part, which is the FYAD mock thread.

Casual Male XL Fan posted:

the zip line ends at the truck, but the ride doesnt end at the truck. from there the kids are driven to the set of american gladiators were they must fight Blazebro, Nitro, and Wilddog, all whom have been given permission to use wrestling moves on the children

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo
The most impressive thing about the zipline to me is that it got all the way to completion, but no one, not one person, tested it or went "this is going to murder the kids harder than the euthanasia coaster"

sweet geek swag
Mar 29, 2006

Adjust lasers to FUN!





I had this thought where they're discussing how tall to make the towers and OP jumps up and screams "YOLO!" and runs off while everyone else stands around shrugging.

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦
Was thinking about Prencleeve Grothsmore this morning

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Heath posted:

Was thinking about Prencleeve Grothsmore this morning

Wonder how that weird little brit is doing nowadays

E: "hello, I'm calling from the internet" kills me every time I remember it

Jerry Manderbilt
May 31, 2012

No matter how much paperwork I process, it never goes away. It only increases.

Heath posted:

Was thinking about Prencleeve Grothsmore this morning

almost certainly in his mid-20s now and also failed to get into oxbridge and is now just spinning his wheels

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Jerry Manderbilt posted:

almost certainly in his mid-20s now and also failed to get into oxbridge and is now just spinning his wheels

I think he would be like, 30 now...

He was 15 when all that went down, and that was what, 2010? Maybe 2012?

E: Ok, stoned in the tub math is bad math, maybe 27 at the latest lol

pentyne
Nov 7, 2012

RFC2324 posted:

Wonder how that weird little brit is doing nowadays

E: "hello, I'm calling from the internet" kills me every time I remember it

I have that tagged for the thread about the OP who stole his mom's credit card and was begging for help. I didn't know it was done multiple times.

Please, please read. I need help. I'm not lying.

While looking I also found the cum pheromone post.

Secret pheromone extraction method will allow all Goons to attract women!

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

pentyne posted:

I have that tagged for the thread about the OP who stole his mom's credit card and was begging for help. I didn't know it was done multiple times.

Please, please read. I need help. I'm not lying.

While looking I also found the cum pheromone post.

Secret pheromone extraction method will allow all Goons to attract women!

Yeah. Goons called this kids mom to tell her his eve online habit was unhealthy.

It was one of my first exposures to goons pulling poo poo like that and I couldn't stop laughing for a week

Jerry Manderbilt
May 31, 2012

No matter how much paperwork I process, it never goes away. It only increases.

RFC2324 posted:

I think he would be like, 30 now...

He was 15 when all that went down, and that was what, 2010? Maybe 2012?

E: Ok, stoned in the tub math is bad math, maybe 27 at the latest lol

13 when he posted his E/N thread in august 2012 so 23 now

also man, less than two years before his permaprobation expires

pentyne
Nov 7, 2012

Jerry Manderbilt posted:

13 when he posted his E/N thread in august 2012 so 23 now

also man, less than two years before his permaprobation expires

quote:

I guarantee you that you will not fully grasp Capital the first time you read it. Marx's way of thinking is so different, critical and intricate that you will not be able to fully grasp the entire book on the first attempt at reading it. Each time I reread it, I feel like my understanding increases.

Jerry Manderbilt
May 31, 2012

No matter how much paperwork I process, it never goes away. It only increases.
no you see he's a teenage tory and has read marx 9001 times, aren't you blown away by how open-minded he is??

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
i can't remember why someone made this for LF but the One Class edit of the first chapter of the manga one piece is great

https://imgur.com/a/aTrl3/all

Jose fucked around with this message at 23:35 on Jul 12, 2022

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015


Lol

Violet_Sky
Dec 5, 2011



Fun Shoe
Anyone know how the Zelda wedding people are doing?

Smirking_Serpent
Aug 27, 2009

Violet_Sky posted:

Anyone know how the Zelda wedding people are doing?

They’re dead, op.

DOPE FIEND KILLA G
Jun 4, 2011

in light of a recent qcs thread lets revist the tale of ornery bean, who ran so bust rodd could walk

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3266050&userid=170009

Rhymenoserous
May 23, 2008

RFC2324 posted:

Yeah. Goons called this kids mom to tell her his eve online habit was unhealthy.

It was one of my first exposures to goons pulling poo poo like that and I couldn't stop laughing for a week

Gonna zap this.

Rhymenoserous fucked around with this message at 06:31 on Jul 13, 2022

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Rhymenoserous posted:

details be gone

Mittens is seeing his cult of personality fail?

RFC2324 fucked around with this message at 06:34 on Jul 13, 2022

Rhymenoserous
May 23, 2008

RFC2324 posted:

Mittens is seeing his cult of personality fail?

Turns out there’s lines you can’t cross.

Roth
Jul 9, 2016

Just a reminder that this thread is not for current drama.

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



Rhymenoserous posted:

[current meltdown]

As mentioned in the OP, we do not talk about current drama and the hard stop is 2021. You may return to your excel sheets.

The Saddest Rhino fucked around with this message at 06:36 on Jul 13, 2022

Rhymenoserous
May 23, 2008

The Saddest Rhino posted:

As mentioned in the OP, we do not talk about current drama and the hard stop is 2021. You may return to your excel sheets.

My apologies. I’m bad at reading. I zapped the post.

Roth
Jul 9, 2016

Rhymenoserous posted:

My apologies. I’m bad at reading. Want me to nuke the post?

As punishment watch this video 10 times

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1qJOc-ghC8

Rhymenoserous
May 23, 2008

Roth posted:

As punishment watch this video 10 times

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1qJOc-ghC8

Punishment implies I’m not going to enjoy it. But I also zapped the post.

pentyne
Nov 7, 2012
The whole current year thing only works because we're into July. It should really be minimum 6 months from the post/thread in question as a rule and anything under a year is more something like KFC log guy or the Grovertruk, one off hilarious events that don't involve more then 1 goon.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

pentyne posted:

The whole current year thing only works because we're into July. It should really be minimum 6 months from the post/thread in question as a rule and anything under a year is more something like KFC log guy or the Grovertruk, one off hilarious events that don't involve more then 1 goon.

Alternatively, Jan 1 can be current events grudgeposting day :getin:

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Cat Hassler
Feb 7, 2006

Slippery Tilde
Not really sagas but the goldmined goon.jpg thread has some good goon pictures from back when





RIP


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