Ladies Chatting Thread: buncha stank witches in here *waves broom in front of face*

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Mad Wack: Mar 27, 2008; "The faster you use your cooldowns, the faster you can use them again"

Portals posted:

/\/\/\ is that how to do a c-section on a fat lady

yes

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Sheen Sheen: Nov 18, 2002

Hi all, I've been looking for a new vidyagame to play for a while now, and the posts on this page seem to suggest that Dark Souls is good, what's it like?

EDIT: or the last page at least

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Titty Warlord: Apr 28, 2013

first to date hitler is in for a surprise

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EXTREME INSERTION: Jun 4, 2011; by LadyAmbien

Putty posted:

you shud be killed

COME AT ME

# ? Mar 7, 2014 00:01

Captain Candiru: Nov 9, 2006; These hips don't lye

amarantinesky posted:

You actually own the Sweet Treats bullshit? What the heck is wrong with you.

# ? Mar 7, 2014 00:02

Portals: Apr 18, 2012

Sheen Sheen posted:

Hi all, I've been looking for a new vidyagame to play for a while now, and the posts on this page seem to suggest that Dark Souls is good, what's it like?

EDIT: or the last page at least

the game you should be playing is fez

# ? Mar 7, 2014 00:03

Rip_Van_Winkle: Jul 21, 2011; "When life gives you ghosts, you make ghost-robots"

I think this is a philosophy we can all aspire to.

Hahaha yessss that sim all I dreamed and more

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GrrrlSweatshirt: Jun 2, 2012

Dongicus posted:

first to date hitler is in for a surprise

i'd date the poo poo out of young stalin

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amarantinesky: Aug 29, 2013

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amarantinesky fucked around with this message at 05:12 on Apr 4, 2014

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EXTREME INSERTION: Jun 4, 2011; by LadyAmbien

I think I'm the only evil sim

# ? Mar 7, 2014 00:04

Zeth: Dec 28, 2006; Cluck you say?; Buglord

GrrrlSweatshirt posted:

my primary dudette was specifically crafted to kill your primary dude

e: also thanks am! someday i will be super popular i just know it

man you really dont need to be specifically crafted to kill him, he is practically wearing a sign taped to his back that says PLEASE KILL ME ITS VERY EASY any time i get invaded i just go welp lets get this over with shall we and I try to win but it never happens

# ? Mar 7, 2014 00:05

Portals: Apr 18, 2012

amarantinesky posted:

I am super boring as a sim but that is extremely accurate (although my ears aren't pierced and I would die without glasses)

my sim will spend all her time cleaning poo poo up, just like I do in real life

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amarantinesky: Aug 29, 2013

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amarantinesky fucked around with this message at 05:12 on Apr 4, 2014

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Meis: Sep 2, 2011

amarantinesky posted:

Okay massive sims post everyone!

That's it for now!

Where is me?

Also I think your versions of everyone are better than mine..

# ? Mar 7, 2014 00:05

EXTREME INSERTION: Jun 4, 2011; by LadyAmbien

amarantinesky posted:

No so is Hitler.

Is hitler a witch? Can we have an evil duel

# ? Mar 7, 2014 00:06

GrrrlSweatshirt: Jun 2, 2012

fruity gordo you should turn me since i'm a heavy sleeper

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EXTREME INSERTION: Jun 4, 2011; by LadyAmbien

Wait witches can zombify people, I could literally make zombie hitler

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Putty: Mar 21, 2013; HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

i could put anyone who questions my pvp prowess into the pavement

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teenytinymouse: Aug 3, 2005; I'm Shannon and I'm the biggest Idiot Ever!

My sim is the ultimate goon. I love it. :getin:

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amarantinesky: Aug 29, 2013

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amarantinesky fucked around with this message at 05:12 on Apr 4, 2014

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Portals: Apr 18, 2012

amarantinesky posted:

You gave me a list of traits and goals so I put them in. Also you're not boring.

dude I wasn't saying that it was a bad thing, I like being a small island of sanity in a sea of madness

# ? Mar 7, 2014 00:09

amarantinesky: Aug 29, 2013

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amarantinesky fucked around with this message at 05:12 on Apr 4, 2014

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Meis: Sep 2, 2011

amarantinesky posted:

You gave me a list of traits and goals so I put them in. Also you're not boring.

I already did you and a bunch of other people yesterday. You're still in the game! I just didn't repost the screenshots.

My version aren't better! It was actually really hard to make the sims for Pick et al because you had already done it and I didn't want to disappoint everyone with a much crappier sim.

Yeah that's actually your lifetime wish in fact...

Oh right

# ? Mar 7, 2014 00:12

Putty: Mar 21, 2013; HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

dick souls

# ? Mar 7, 2014 00:14

Crow Jane: Oct 18, 2012; nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

I get to live with the ghost of Ariel Sharon, awesome!

All of the sims look great, you ladies are the best

# ? Mar 7, 2014 00:15

Thora: Aug 21, 2006; Look on my Posts, ye Mighty, and despair!
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away

amarantinesky posted:

Thora

Traits: Genius, Loner, Lucky, Shy, Workaholic
Wish: World Renowned Surgeon

I love eeeet :neckbeard:

I am super honored to have a place in two sims games <3

# ? Mar 7, 2014 00:16

Zeth: Dec 28, 2006; Cluck you say?; Buglord

Putty posted:

dick souls

i never noticed the tendrilly bits on that sword before

# ? Mar 7, 2014 00:19

teenytinymouse: Aug 3, 2005; I'm Shannon and I'm the biggest Idiot Ever!

amarantinesky posted:

You're way better dressed and more attractive, though.

We all know those things are no barrier to a true goonlord life. Godspeed Sim me, may you eat leftovers for every meal and never achieve any of your dreams.

# ? Mar 7, 2014 00:20

Portals: Apr 18, 2012

Shannonmcn posted:

We all know those things are no barrier to a true goonlord life. Godspeed Sim me, may you eat leftovers for every meal and never achieve any of your dreams.

> make dinner (mac and cheese)
> put mac and cheese in fridge
> eat leftovers (mac and cheese)

# ? Mar 7, 2014 00:21

teenytinymouse: Aug 3, 2005; I'm Shannon and I'm the biggest Idiot Ever!

Portals posted:

> make dinner (mac and cheese)
> put mac and cheese in fridge
> eat leftovers (mac and cheese)

I love mac and cheese. One dream is coming true :swoon:

# ? Mar 7, 2014 00:25

Putty: Mar 21, 2013; HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

USING DIVINE BLESSINGS

IN PVP

I KILLED THIS SHITBAG FIVE TIMES OVER

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GrrrlSweatshirt: Jun 2, 2012

Putty posted:

USING DIVINE BLESSINGS

IN PVP

I KILLED THIS SHITBAG FIVE TIMES OVER

#blessed

# ? Mar 7, 2014 00:51

Susan B. Antimony: Aug 25, 2008

Meis posted:

Far as I can tell that's part of the reason why the pay is so bad. My sister works in education, and from what I can tell from talking to her and her colleagues, people are only teachers because they love teaching. ~The government~ takes advantage of this fact and pays them as little as they can get away with, which is loving ridiculous considering that teaching is LITERALLY the most important job there is.

My son's teacher used to do in-home behavioral therapy for autistic kids--now she teaches special needs preschool, and she is a goddamn saint. She loves the kids, and the mix of respect and affection and guidance she uses just blows me away. She also gets sick constantly, since I don't think any of the eight kids in her class have mastered wiping their own noses or covering their mouths instead of coughing right in your face. She loves her job, and I am knitting her a fancy shawl as an end-of-year gift but really she deserves a goddamn cruise because jeez.

# ? Mar 7, 2014 00:54

Zeth: Dec 28, 2006; Cluck you say?; Buglord

have made an unholy concoction out of unflavored gelatin and white grape juice. in theory it will end up awesome but in practice, who knows. my hopes are high

# ? Mar 7, 2014 00:58

Dana Scully: Dec 25, 2010; hey scully, wanna break into the dean's office?

Waiting for a package to be delivered and they told me between 8am-1pm which effectively means I'm too high-strung to do anything between 8 and 1 I guess.

# ? Mar 7, 2014 01:00

Rip_Van_Winkle: Jul 21, 2011; "When life gives you ghosts, you make ghost-robots"

I think this is a philosophy we can all aspire to.

Zeth posted:

have made an unholy concoction out of unflavored gelatin and white grape juice. in theory it will end up awesome but in practice, who knows. my hopes are high

you took grapes, took the juice out of the squishy part and put it back into another squishy thing

so you made grapes again?

# ? Mar 7, 2014 01:00

Zeth: Dec 28, 2006; Cluck you say?; Buglord

technically the people at welch's did the initial outsquishing of juice but essentially yes

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EXTREME INSERTION: Jun 4, 2011; by LadyAmbien

Does the Irc for this thread still exist or did it die

# ? Mar 7, 2014 01:05

EXTREME INSERTION: Jun 4, 2011; by LadyAmbien

toe knee hand posted:

come chat on irc

#girlz

irc.synirc.net

http://client00.chat.mibbit.com/?server=irc.synirc.net&channel=%23girlz

I think this was it

# ? Mar 7, 2014 01:06

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# ? Jun 4, 2024 17:45

Rip_Van_Winkle: Jul 21, 2011; "When life gives you ghosts, you make ghost-robots"

I think this is a philosophy we can all aspire to.

it was just a channel on synirc so it's still here just empty

# ? Mar 7, 2014 01:08

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