PHIZ KALIFA posted:

Underage drinking is a huge problem. Alcohol is a poison, and at a crucial stage in their development these girls are basically sticking a god drat immersion blender into their one brain. Their ONE brain. I cant even imagine what kind of criminal predispositions they're entering now, that their moral compasses are so horribly misaligned. My neighborhood recently had a string of teen rainbow parties organized by rabble-rousing bosuzoku gangs. they would use imported oriental sexpots to lure our good christian teens and preteens into their Mobile Hookah Dens for heavy petting sessions & ISIS indoctrination.
My wife called the cops the last time these rowdy bosuzoku rolled over my begonias, didn't do much since the cops are all owned by the Yakuza handlers who are the puppetmasters behind these rowdy bosuzoku.

Danaru posted:

A rare glimpse from the perspective of an overly nosy lovely neighbour

Underage drinking at my neighbours, cops not helping


"Everyone including the police have personally told me they have a million better things to do than bust some well behaved high-schoolers that haven't bothered or interacted with me in the slightest aside from existing. How can I bring justice back to this lawless town? "

Whorelord posted:

I'd put money on the kids in this story being native

Whorelord posted:

I'd put money on the kids in this story being native

A Wizard of Goatse posted:

I'd take that bet cause the cops didn't want to shake them down

Gorilla Salad posted:

Wait - he was jerking off to a picture of you?

That's a keeper.

DragQueenofAngmar posted:

54 40 or gently caress posted:

I'm hoping that just like (from what I'd believe) of justnomil, parenting is full of really overblown stories written by women whose mommy blog didn't get her preferred number of hits for the month and so she's whipping up some drama. I mean, stranger things have happened than those stories though so maybe that's just my brain trying to protect itself

boner confessor posted:

yeah as much as we like to dump on the childfree in this thread mommybloggers can be just as bad from the opposite side of the fence

Mirthless posted:

Thanks for cussing me out 54 40 I appreciate it it was a totally appropriate response

54 40 or gently caress posted:

Anyone is bad if they're on the extremist side of their beliefs. That said, that's precisely why I've stayed off "mommy forums", particularly attachment parenting based ones

Gorilla Salad posted:

Wait - he was jerking off to a picture of you?

That's a keeper.

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The first thing you might be thinking is that I'm possibly the trashiest man in the world? It's clear, even to me, that I have a drinking problem. What started off as a normal night out turned into shameful madness, I didn't give consent to anything sexual (at least I don't remember doing) but I put myself into a situation of not being in control of myself and this is a wake up call that I need to quit drinking altogether. Before I get into this I want to make it clear that my memory is extremely hazy, I can't remember much except for a couple of things and I'm doing my best to remember. Anyway lets get to it.
I was out with a few friends and we were hitting the bars pretty hard. I don't remember how but I got separated from them and I was too drunk to think straight so just started wandering the streets. I ended up sitting with and talking to a homeless woman who took all the money out of my wallet, for whatever reason I didn't care. At some point during my time with her she also stole my bank card and convinced me that she was going to withdraw some money for me to get a taxi home, I believed her but instead she took as much money as possible from my account. I was obviously stupidly drunk.
Anyway I have no idea what happened immediately after this, the next thing I remember is her giving me head in an alley. I was slouched against a wall I think, I'm pretty sure I wasn't hard and she asked me if I wanted to feel her boobs to get me in the mood. I said no, stopped her altogether and walked away. She was not attractive in any way, I remember she looked like a dirty witch and was probably in her 40s. I seriously doubt I would have initiated or implied I wanted anything like that, no matter how drunk I was.
I can't remember anything else after this other than walking the streets aimlessly on my own. I woke up in a hospital waiting room 10 miles away from the city center, I must have walked there because I can't imagine any ambulance drivers or doctors letting me sleep in a waiting room if I had been picked up.
So after waking up I made my way home where I found my girlfriend in tears. Apparently I had called her a couple of times telling her I was lost in the city, she had been expecting the worst after I didn't answer any further calls because my phone died. I told her everything I could remember except for the fellatio part, I never set out to keep this from her it's just that when it came to it I was scared of how it would effect the relationship and I didn't feel like I could let such a great relationship be damaged by something I didn't consciously agree to. I am planning on getting an STI test before doing anything sexual with my girlfriend again. If the results are fine then I don't think I am going to tell her. I just don't know what the best thing to do is.
Basically I'm asking for next steps and whether it is imperative that I tell my girlfriend.
tl;dr: Whilst unbelievably drunk and barely conscious I was robbed and sexually engaged by a homeless woman, I don't know what to do and I can't decide whether to tell my girlfriend.

A Wizard of Goatse posted:

I once dated someone who let me know when she was mad by furiously masturbating in bed next to me while completely ignoring me

we broke up

Bubblyblubber posted:

I call this one "The Mistery Of The Midnight Beanflicker"

My wife (34) denies masturbating; I (34) know otherwise, and it's messing me up

A Wizard of Goatse posted:

I once dated someone who let me know when she was mad by furiously masturbating in bed next to me while completely ignoring me

we broke up

quote:

1,816 points 315 comments submitted 6 months ago by Idiotbrother44 to r/relationships

So as title states my moron brother shot a arrow through his sons arm. I don't care if it was an accident it was moronic to do what he did. He told his son to go pick something up near the target and he did. He decided this was a good time to shoot an arrow and it hit his son on the arm.

His wife and daughters [40F, 16F, 14F,10F] refuse to believe this was an accident. His wife divorced him and nothing could change her mind about it. They think even if it was a mistake, it's unforgivable to shoot an bow and arrow around a child when he is near the target. My nieces have become super protective of my nephew since that day. Their mother tells me they play with him all the time.

My brother keeps pressuring me to get his daughters and ex wife to speak to him. It's getting to the point where he calls me in the middle of the night to make it happen. How do I get him to stop?

tl;dr: Brother accidentally shot his son in the arm with a bow and arrow. His daughters and ex wife refuse to speak to him and he keeps pressuring me to get them to talk to him

A Wizard of Goatse posted:

hoblown

Panfilo posted:

How would hobolady even know the guys pin number to withdraw money? Unless he was one of those morons the writes it on the back because he can never remember it?

Panfilo posted:

How would hobolady even know the guys pin number to withdraw money? Unless he was one of those morons the writes it on the back because he can never remember it?

Panfilo posted:

How would hobolady even know the guys pin number to withdraw money? Unless he was one of those morons the writes it on the back because he can never remember it?

A Wizard of Goatse posted:

he tried to buy sex off a hooker using his debit card, is the version of the story without the amnesia-plot embellishments

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I've never really been a partier, but a few months ago some friends convinced me to go with them. I didn't know what I was doing, drank too much, and passed out- only to be woken up by this old girl forcing herself on me. I didn't really understand what was happening and couldn't fight her off.
I know I hosed up, but I vowed not to drink again. I'll admit that what happened was kinda traumatizing, and I felt pretty violated, but I didn't tell anyone. I'd just started dating a girl who I really liked, and "hey, I got hosed by some girl while I was unconscious" was a really awkward convo to have.
So anyway I tried to forget about it. I started smoking pot a bit to cope, through myself into school and spent a lot of time with my gf and basically started to forget it.
And then a few weeks ago I saw some girl tagged in a friend's post. It was the one who took advantage of me. In horrified fascination I clicked on page, saw in her profile picture she was pregnant. I wanted to find out more but I had to add her. I wasn't thinking clearly and added her, wanting to find out if that might be my kid (this was like six months ago and she looked around that amount of pregnant).
She accepted and I started going through her fb, trying to find out anything about her. She started messaging me, asking if she'd had sex with me at a party at XXX's house. Trying to find out if I was the dad, guess she hadn't known if it was me.
Things blow up. She tells her friends that I'm the dad, my friends find out, word gets back to my gf. No one really believes I didn't consent except for one friend, who does but still says it was my fault and responsibility.
My gf is a lovely person but she was super upset and we got into a huge fight and I ended up with a black eye and a broken phone. It's just frustrating that no one takes my side or gives the benefit of the doubt. Normally she wouldn't react like that, has never hit me before, but she was changed on by a past bf and has baggage about it.
I don't care about legal stuff, the girl has said she won't charge me for child support (she's wayyy wealthier than me) and currently has a bf (he knows it's not his kid). It's really just the social fallout, and some emotional stuff on my end, that's making things bad.
EDIT: Please what I came here for is advice for my girlfriend, that's what I need help with not so much legal stuff.
tl;dr: A girl forced herself on me and got pregnant, my gf blames me.

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u/silicasand234
We've been dating for your years, engaged the last six months. Everything was great leading up to the last two months. Living together for two years, have a dog. In the last six months we've falling more and more in love with each other (or so I thought).

His work recently had a few functions in a row, and SOs and spouses are sort of obligated to attend. We've always gone as a couple and people know both of us, I'm friends with the other wives and girlfriends. Sometimes we hang out together and some of the women have a playgroup for their kids. I sometimes go just to hang out. It's really nice.

His company recently hired a few new professionals, and Becca is among them. She isn't very friendly to the wives and girlfriend crowd, she sort of steers clear of us but I've just sort of attributed it to maybe she's reserved and has trouble meeting people outside of work. I don't know. So, she's at all these events but doesn't have a boyfriend so she's always alone. She's VERY pretty and gets on very well with the people she works with, even the women.

The last function we were at, my fiancé actively ignored me the entire time, but he has a lot of time to talk with whatever group that Becca is with. I'll admit it isn't the first time it happened and it's ever since Becca started. We typically go together, he will come home and we'll get changed and have a bite to eat. But recently he's been getting changed at the office and I've had to drive to the functions alone. When we get home (he stays later to wrap things up and then passes out as soon as he gets home and only says "hey babe" and "goodnight".

I've brought it up to him one morning and he get upset with me and told me that he's been stressed from work and that I need to accept that he's not been feeling well. I told him that it's unfair that he's not leaning on me to help him and instead taking his negative feelings out on our relationship. He said that he isn't doing that. I just left it alone.

The other day he told me he was staying late because he and his boss were getting extra work done. I was actually AT his bosses house hanging out with his bosses wife and their kids, but I told him "ok, well I'll see you later on then" I hung up before he could reply. The wife hasn't gotten any call and said her husband gets to work at 7am so he can be home at 6, which was about 15 minutes away. I didn't really want to wait around so I just left.

Then I called my brother and a girlfriend of mine, they both met me at the house and helped me move all my stuff. Brother has a truck and a trailer so we took all the furniture since it's mine: couch, mattress, bed frame, my dresser, end tables, kitchen table, and all the appliances. Girlfriend helped me with clothes and toiletries and small things. We left the dog, he will be missed but I didn't sign his adoption papers.

Fiancé later got home and blew my phone up. Called my step-dad, went to my parents house. I had already called them to let them know that I was leaving and they told him that they had no idea what was going on.

That was about two weeks ago and he's still trying to get in touch with me. I'm staying with my girlfriend, he's never been to her house so he doesn't know where she lives. But I miss him so much and I wish I hadn't done this and I've been thinking about picking up the phone every time he calls. It's just killing me.

TL;DR: I left my fiancé because he was pulling away, ignored me at work functions, was paying a lot of attention to new coworker. But I'm still not sure I did the right thing.

Nazzadan posted:

I [17 M] got a girl [19 F] pregnant, but I didn't consent to sex. My girlfriend [17 f] doesn't believe me.


He is more focused on keeping his current gf in the comments than dealing with this alleged rape and dealing with a baby that at this point can't be aborted

Fullhouse posted:

his current girlfriend who, it should be noted, punched him in the eye when she found out that he was raped

Nazzadan posted:

He is more focused on keeping his current gf in the comments than dealing with this alleged rape and dealing with a baby that at this point can't be aborted

Milotic posted:

My (30f) fiancée (32m) ~four years. I left because of his coworker. Was I too impulsive?


She ghosts her fiancé because he worked late one time.

Fullhouse posted:

his current girlfriend who, it should be noted, punched him in the eye when she found out that he was raped

Mirthless posted:

Also, she was hanging out with his boss' wife at the time and boss' wife did not get the heads up that her husband was working late so she may have caught him in a lie

I think she should have confronted him about it first but it doesn't look good at all

Mirthless posted: