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Wrex Ruckus
Aug 24, 2015

holy "poo poo" twoday, I hope you can recover soon. That sounds hellish

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Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

CODChimera posted:

focus on not dying imo. bowel issues are no joke but ill still back your next kickstarter either way

The bike of Biden will be very boring, all he does is eat ice cream.

Dameius
Apr 3, 2006

Iron Crowned posted:

The bike of Biden will be very boring, all he does is eat ice cream.

He no longer eats Ben and Jerry's out of solidarity with Israel though.

Gunshow Poophole
Sep 14, 2008

OMBUDSMAN
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Clapping Larry

Delta-Wye posted:

forget bcg, have you heard about ivermectin yet??

It would have actually helped lol

Twoday I hope you get better this is a unironic post of love and support

Bob Socko
Feb 20, 2001

Whoa, that’s awful twoday. Sorry for pestering you, do what you need to get better.

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!
Twoday, take care buddy.
I'm sorry you are bearing the weight of our collective sins. I will try to be a better person.

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Delta-Wye posted:

forget bcg, have you heard about ivermectin yet??

They gave me some other antiparisitic, and I can’t imagine giving those sorts of drugs to covid patients, it knocked me on my rear end for three days straight, and shortness of breath was one of the side effects. I have to start the second course soon and am extremely not looking forward to it.

This is after doing a bunch of antibiotics which didn't help, bleh, I am deeply tired

Oh yeah, and anyway, hoping to place the order in august

twoday has issued a correction as of 16:45 on Jul 21, 2021

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

twoday posted:

Thank you, trying to rebuild my microbiome

Will you get a poop transplant?

Free Market Mambo
Jul 26, 2010

by Lowtax
I got good poop. I'll FedEx you some.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Free Market Mambo posted:

I got good poop. I'll FedEx you some.

My poop is better :colbert:

Dameius
Apr 3, 2006
Twoday sets out to publish a book about goons

The reality: Goons mail their actual poop to twoday.

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo
Get well soon, mad scribe of CSPAM. :love:

tangy yet delightful
Sep 13, 2005



I would have simply not moved to a devloping nation during a pandemic when I have a book to finish up :v:


Hope you get better soon, focus on that please. Internet joke books are not that important (I humbly request you recover in time so the book comes out before trump is president again).

Barry Soteriology
Mar 1, 2020
Um, August 13 is less than a month away dude.

DarkEuphoria
Nov 7, 2012


Gotta get all that stored up trunmo out of your body somehow.

Plz get better, we will still want the book once you’re no longer dying faster than average.

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

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Gravy Boat 2k

Pascallion posted:

twoday punished for trying to publish sacred esoteric knowledge. you hate to see it.

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Free Market Mambo posted:

I got good poop. I'll FedEx you some.

Iron Crowned posted:

My poop is better :colbert:

looks like we got ourselves a poop-off

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

pardon me. do you have any grey poop-off?

Uranium
Sep 11, 2001

Through constant decay
Uranium creates
the radioactive ray.



it’s a poop-off, old school rules

take care of yourself and get well soon, twoday

Barry Soteriology
Mar 1, 2020
Poop off? If i was that close to a horse's rear end, I'd be worried about getting pooped on!

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

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Gravy Boat 2k

Spergin Morlock posted:

pardon me. do you have any grey poop-off?

Make the dub
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvDazrJuSdA

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009


"grey poupon is so fine its even made with white wine"

people in 1981 must have been easy to impress lol

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
the parasites are known as trumpillium

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

i believe in twoday

an unexpected package will arrive in my mailbox out of the blue and it will be the most delightful moment in ages imo

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Spergin Morlock posted:

"grey poupon is so fine its even made with white wine"

people in 1981 must have been easy to impress lol

Have you seen what they considered food in the 1970's?

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

And how many ice cubes for the lady's boxed white

Bob Socko
Feb 20, 2001

I used to know a guy who would replace camel bag bladders with boxed wine bladders. Seems like a good use case for boxed wine? :shrug:

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
it's August

I'm excited

for trum!

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
bouk?

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author


It is nearing completion

I understand that everyone who asked for one is completely out of patience because I receive messages about it nearly every day

All I can tell you is that I work on it as much as my job and my health will allow and it's nearly ready to be sent to the printer but there are still a few kinks to be worked out before that can happen. But almost! I still plan to send in the final version to the printer in August.

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

I want my comedy forum book RIGHT loving NOW and I will message you every day until I get it!!!

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

twoday posted:

I understand that everyone who asked for one is completely out of patience because I receive messages about it nearly every day


guys...




LEAVE BRITNEY TWODAY ALONE

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


pre-op bebop posted:

guys...




LEAVE BRITNEY TWODAY ALONE

Never

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

pretty much every kickstarter is delayed for months and that was before the pandemic

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
I have never compiled a book to be sent to a printer before and it turns out it’s more complicated than I thought, pretty much

Carth Dookie
Jan 28, 2013

All work and no play makes TwoDay a dull boy.

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Carth Dookie posted:

All work and no play makes TwoDay a dull boy.

:hmmyes: someone should put that in a book

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo
You can't publish a book if you die of stress, so look after yourself first, comrade Twoday. :love:

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

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Gravy Boat 2k

pre-op bebop posted:

guys...




LEAVE BRITNEY TWODAY ALONE

Pls tell the cspam vlogger to make the vid

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Wrex Ruckus
Aug 24, 2015

The Promise Has Been Made

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