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meatpimp
May 15, 2004

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Vitamin J posted:

Alright man. Well how many people here have dismantled an entire Miata, only to put it back together again?

Me, for one. They're pretty simple cars.

On the subject (also going along with the FXT thread from today), here's a Forester XT spanking a GTO. 12.6 sec 1/4 mile for the Forester is damned impressive. This guy has since thrashed most of the FXT drivetrain, rebuild it and is now in the 11s.

http://videos.streetfire.net/search/gto/6/c168377c-bef4-4761-b379-9846000bdfd5.htm

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meatpimp
May 15, 2004

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wolrah posted:

That was my thought too. I assume pro drivers train for a lot of interesting situations, but if that happened to me I think my brain would just melt.

I think this driver's brain melted, too. If you watch, you'll see him trying to steer away from the wall... with no loving wheels. I guess steering is something that's ingrained in you.

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May 15, 2004

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Best use of a crappy worm gear clamp that you'll see all day. (Only a little bit AI, but god drat if I could be half the craftsman this guy's dad is...)

http://vimeo.com/11435910

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D C posted:

If I were Porsche I'd send a GT3 RS or something as ridiculous.

If I were Porsche, I wouldn't respond at all, since it's a blatant attempt at fame-whoring from a failing car company. Or, at least a car company that is desperately trying to maintain some kind of interest.

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May 15, 2004

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Cat Terrist posted:

What the gently caress are you smoking???? MIni is far from failing and they are selling plenty. It is also BMW owned and controlled.

And it would actually be an interesting challenge becayse they would send a JCW Cooper S. Those things are not slow

Eh, looks like their numbers are up a bit lately... I just see them as played out (built up bitterness from having to deal with their crappy cars and $600 discount part price for a loving power steering pump). This is a stupid ploy to get attention, though.

What could Porsche possibly have to gain by engaging in this? If they win, big deal, a Porsche beat a Mini. If they, in some twisted fashion, lose, they lost to a Mini. No gain anywhere.

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May 15, 2004

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SuperTine posted:

http://www.vimeo.com/12489261

If you like the video, support him. The kid's only 17 but I think he shows some mad skills video-wise. Anyways, enjoy.

Advertising for monetary support of a "drifter" in AI? Oh, that's rich.

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May 15, 2004

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Contraband posted:

Uh, how is saying that a guy "shows some mad skills video-wise" taken to be that he's a drifter?

I misread, clicked the video and saw random doriftuuu...

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May 15, 2004

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I'm switching to Monroes before I pick up one more fat trick.

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destructo posted:

I imagine some of you will find this funnier than I did, although I was laughing most of the way through.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7iUKaPlBl8

You didn't even check THIS PAGE to see if it had been posted before. (It had.)

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May 15, 2004

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Kotaru posted:

Not youtube, but a video caught by a police officer driving down an interstate. Looks like a firebird that was doing over 100mph before it went airborne and vaporized after hitting the bridge support.

http://www.wdtn.com/dpp/news/video:-i-675-crash-caught-on-tape

He survived.

Survived because he was ejected before the car hit the bridge support. Would not have been otherwise.

Firebird. Would have been more fitting with a Cameero.

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May 15, 2004

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I interrupt this thread to bring you an example of how not to load a Lexus onto a flatbed:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRsSYXY-Xo4&feature=player_embedded

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May 15, 2004

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VikingSkull posted:

Also thanks for giving me flashbacks of the time I saw a guy kill himself at the auction by ripping his leg apart. Reverse is not neutral, kids, and never push the clutch in with your hand.

I'm having trouble visualizing this... then again, I'm not sure I want to.

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May 15, 2004

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Doin' some Christ-like cruzin? Better dress up your Cavalier.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7cAYV_lVNI

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May 15, 2004

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Superior German limo traverses the bump with a little scrape. Imperialistic American heavy iron gets stopped in its tracks. Obama's limo beached:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yo5zH0Il8B0

Does anyone have a link that shows how they got it unstuck?

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May 15, 2004

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Sockington posted:

In another video, they show him get in a different car and just leave the limo there.

I imagine they got a tow truck behind it and simply dragged it back.

Watch this view

Yep, that view shows what's up. I was wondering why the driver didn't just raise the height of the front suspension to clear the obstacle... the smoke/vapor/whatever release that you can see in this angle makes it look like that wee small bump took out the pneumatic/hydraulic/whatever front suspension.

That's the best that the ol' USA can do? :(

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May 15, 2004

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kimbo305 posted:

In the spirit of meatpimp, I'll link to the source instead of the video directly:
http://jalopnik.com/5847623/audi-creates-worlds-first-interactive-youtube-driving-experience

I am appeased. :love:

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May 15, 2004

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opengl128 posted:

Man washes his interior of brand new Mercedes with a power washer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUgvSdsGy80

What the gently caress was that? And I'm sad to see that the yucky square SLS front end is propagating.

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May 15, 2004

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Forza 4 does look amazing. The demo has been available for the past few days and what I notice more than anything is the way the transient responses have been improved significantly.

meatpimp
May 15, 2004

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Horrible mechanical failures thread was talking about trying to kill a Cash for Clunkers 4.0 Jeep.

loving Cash for Clunkers. It was hosed up when it happened, even more hosed up looking at it now in retrospect. Here's something to piss off any person on this forum (or any thinking person, really) :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTYL-h5_hb4

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May 15, 2004

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galliumscan posted:

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I present you with Exhibit A:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JV3zBTThqLQ

How's about tomorrow, we shoot apples off the kids head?

I've obviously watched way too many web videos. I was expecting a much more... disfiguring ending.

But seriously, if you inflate your plastic-wheeled tire to over 60psi, then you're really asking for whatever happens after that.

meatpimp
May 15, 2004

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Blatantly stolen from reddit because god drat:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HO-wTO7ice8

meatpimp
May 15, 2004

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real_scud posted:

Not on Youtube but still a loving cool use of digital projection on a car instead of a building: http://vimeo.com/34243637

That is incredibly cool.

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May 15, 2004

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Muffinpox posted:

There's lazy engineering and there is cost engineering. There's 0 reason to add IRS to the GT500, it's already more capable at the drag strip than any car within 2x the MSRP. It's a fat grand tourer you can rip up the drag strip with, not a single purposed track machine.

This is a silly argument and a GT500 having a live axle rear suspension is both a lazy engineering and a cost engineering failure.

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May 15, 2004

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Previa_fun posted:

http://youtu.be/hcxHQXYU-Os

I'm pissed off just watching this job.

That is loving insane.

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InitialDave posted:

Yeah, that's the point. Even taking the very best possible view of the guy, he moved the car without due care for the guy being stood there, and at that point it becomes his fault.

Are the cops a little rough with him? Maybe. I'm not sure. Looking at it from a point of view of "This person drove his car over my foot for a parking ticket. Not sure what he'll do when we arrest him for a felony", I can understand their decision to go for the more forceful approach.

Keep in mind, this is NYPD, which is especially proud of their "Stop and Frisk" program, where they literally stop people and frisk them with 9 out of 10 stops resulting in no problems found. To actually do something that stupid, not in front of but TO an NYPD officer? He's lucky that is all he got.

The cop stepped in front of the car to be an obvious impediment to the driver, who was a complete rear end in a top hat. drat, it's a sad day when I'm even remotely on NYPD's side.

I wonder what the bodywork cost will be on the Ferrari, I saw the scratches on the rear quarter at the end of the video, I'd have to think there's at least paint transfer and possibly dented metal where the door hit the cab.

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May 15, 2004

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InitialDave posted:

I see both sides of these kinds of things, because my brother's a copper, but my attitude is always that if you want to fight the police, go right ahead - but in court, not on the street. Take your ticket, politely explain that you do not believe you should be ticketed because XXXXX, then decide whether it's worth the hassle of fighting it later.
Absolutely true. Picking a fight with the police, especially in an instance such as that, will end up with you losing, all the time.

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Property damage while in the process of arresting someone? How does that usually go? I'd imagine if he's aquitted of the charge, he can sue them for the repair cost, otherwise I can't imagine he'll get anywhere.

That repair is all on the car owner. There's no claim against the city/PD. Lesson? Don't be a dick about a $125 ticket when you're driving an expensive car. And the police are actively writing a ticket. And people are filming.

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May 15, 2004

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Collateral Damage posted:

Russian drivers are a neverending source of youtube comedy.

And from the related videos (turn down your volume):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmYB1ldh7BM

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May 15, 2004

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kimcicle posted:

Never have I've seen a burnout done so terribly wrong before..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0K8dK2gNvrk

The worst part about it is that as he was literally setting his clutch on fire, he was sitting there all :smug:.

meatpimp
May 15, 2004

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Where in the hell did I get linked to a OKC Farm Truck video? I thought it was here, but didn't see it in a quick scan.

Anyway, I have such an unnatural hardon for this truck.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zcPHHEea3lE

and (video isn't embedding properly)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSZ05X3H-xE&feature=related

It has such retarded frame twist... I don't even, but I love it.

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May 15, 2004

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I think the Pagani dashboard is the only steampunk-esque thing that really works for me. It is functional, yet so over the top it's fantastically absurd.

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May 15, 2004

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Good vid, not good enough to post on every page, though.

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Blatantly stolen from reddit, but goddamn.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1wI6y2Vt6I

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What? Raptors are invincible, unbreakable and can fly. At least that's how Ford marketed them.

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Ace944 posted:

Guy tried to pass me and several cars yesterday on a narrow road and failed, finally got to use my GoPro!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWZP_hxV87s

That was so close to being a Russian dashcam video.

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I love how he checks out the front of his car before checking on the biker.

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Fucknag posted:

Wouldn't you if the biker pulled a stunt like that? He was literally asking for it.

In that case it would be tough. On one hand there's the whole "morality" thing and checking to help your fellow human. On the other hand, there's the whole "gently caress that guy" thing.

Bikes can hit cars from the rear, too:

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=275_1373996271

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Legdiian posted:

4 pixels looked like they *might* be a body and you need a :nms: tag? If you are that sensitive to content on the Internet you might not want to click videos named "Horrible accident in Russia FRONT TIRE EXPLOSIO..." whose thumbnail is a car flying through the air.

This is true.

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This was a bad idea:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrn3Yb3L_iU

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DIE FAHRT GEHT LOS!

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Hello Spaceman posted:

Yeah, local news channel has a clip on its YouTube channel.

Sweet gently caress.

I watch Russian dashcam videos a lot, I think they're great training to spot where/when the incident is going to occur. This was absolutely out of the blue and shocking barely begins to cover it. You don't train for someone with an abject disregard for every other being on the road driving a many-ton vehicle. :(

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