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ArfJason
Sep 5, 2011
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humantis posted:

Garry's Mod

I seriously can't imagine playing Garry's Mod normally ever again after finding how fun griefing on it is. I remember the very first time I tried multiplayer, I was playing and some dude was a douche and erased my stuff. I promptly filled his body with lead. He respawns and kills me, leaving us uneven, so I just build a wall of turrets at spawn and leave it toggled.
The admin, seeing this, removes all my weapons leaving me with the screenshot tool and the tool gun. I have a couple of ideas running, none of them particularly interesting, and most of them requiring more advanced knowledge of Garry's Mod. I literally finished installing the game less than 2 hours earlier. So I'm like "What tools can I use here?"

Then I just see it there, and it was so perfect: Fire tool. I spawn ten exploding barrels near the admin. Permabanned.

ArfJason fucked around with this message at 17:53 on Jan 7, 2012

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ArfJason
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SomniumObmutum posted:

Spanish swearing is the absolute best. I don't remember the Spanish for it but my Ecuadorean friend was fond of using "you're the son of a thousand disease ridden whores."

The more common version of that is "Hijo de mil putas" (Son of a thousand whores).

ArfJason
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSSS9-ertOw
this one is so good because there is no griefing involved

ArfJason
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somehow never seen this before
that's incredible

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sitchelin posted:

"...everyone called me cancer, but guess what? In the end cancer always wins :smug:"

what a great line lmao

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Wild T posted:

It's easy to get people riled up in online games by simply repeating a mindless phrase periodically, especially if you're doing well and they want to attempt to smack talk.

It's insane how well this works. Back when I played TF2, I would choose sniper, and whenever I got a headshot I would say "Headshot, Ronaldinho style" every time. I was decent enough that people heard it often. On bodyshots I would say, less excitedly "Bodyshot, Maradona style". If you know anything about soccer, Brazil loving loathes Argentina, and vice versa, so this worked in two ways, it annoyed brazillians because i was an argentinian clearly speaking in faux portuguese (killing them) and argentinians got mad because Headshot > Bodyshot, so that must mean Ronaldinho > maradona.

In CS:GO, after every round, no matter if we win or lose, I write "pele > maradroga" and that usually gets people, Brazilian or Argentinian.

It's not much, and it's not very clever, but it works :shobon:

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Phanatic posted:

Meta-griefing:

Guy releases a series of Counterstrike cheats that look legit at first, but after a variable period of time deliberately do things that trigger VAC to ban the user, gets 5000 people banned.

http://www.slashgear.com/counter-strike-player-releases-fake-hacks-gets-thousands-of-cheaters-banned-03425388/

Screenshot gallery of responses:

http://imgur.com/a/zgpi7

haha yeah the dude posted on reddit about that. says he's considering doing it all over again some time later

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