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SynthOrange posted:The full story emerges where a player griefs other players, then tries to grief the admins, then it ends up with the FBI griefing the player. That's amazing, and that dude is going to be in a world of legal poo poo for even suggesting he'd shoot up a school. To contribute: Can anyone translate this? I was TKing a Spanish speaking only corp in Dust514, and I got this lovely nugget of hatemail.  Google tells me it means, "dumb motherfucker go to catch your whore mother" but I'd like to confirm that.
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"Dumb son [of a] whore go away to ravage[/get/catch/knockdown] your whore mother" Pillar has like a million meanings and I don't know spanish enough to figure out which one. Edit: were you running him over? Pillar can mean "hit" like "hit by a car" so he might have been suggesting you should go and run over your mother instead of him.
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Apr 29, 2013 17:37
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I was indeed running him over with a car, so "go run over your whore mother" would probably make the most sense.
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Apr 29, 2013 17:57
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Or it could mean "Go gently caress your whore mom" Spanish trash talking is loving hilarious at times. I spent a good portion of my time playing Ragnarok Online in private servers run by Spanish-speaking admins and the amount of trash-talking in each server was amazing.
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Apr 29, 2013 18:22
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Spanish trash talking is fun because nearly every verb can be reinterpreted as "gently caress"
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I had a friend who played a ton of UO and there was this one spanish guild that he was rivals with. He didn't speak a word of spanish but he had been told "Tu Puta" enough to know it was an insult even if the meaning was lost on him. It was like his default greeting whenever he saw them.
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Spanish swearing is the absolute best. I don't remember the Spanish for it but my Ecuadorean friend was fond of using "you're the son of a thousand disease ridden whores." TTT sounds like an absolutely incredible game played almost entirely by idiots who don't understand how it works in the slightest and that's a massive bummer.SynthOrange posted:The full story emerges where a player griefs other players, then tries to grief the admins, then it ends up with the FBI griefing the player. Holy poo poo.
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Apr 30, 2013 00:09
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Would anyone mind linking to the Wushu post that involved Goons provoking the leaders of an enemy school to get infamy/jailed just before a vote for leadership was to be held? I was wanting to share it with a non-Goon friend of mine.
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When I was at work last weekend, someone had turned the TV on and there was an ad for Wushu (featuring Jet Li!) like every other commercial break. The channel? Comedy Central, of course 
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Lutha Mahtin posted:When I was at work last weekend, someone had turned the TV on and there was an ad for Wushu (featuring Jet Li!) like every other commercial break. The channel? Comedy Central, of course That's funny, the wife and I were watching The History Channel and a bunch of Wushu ads came on. ENDORSED BY JET LI!
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SomniumObmutum posted:Spanish swearing is the absolute best. I don't remember the Spanish for it but my Ecuadorean friend was fond of using "you're the son of a thousand disease ridden whores." The more common version of that is "Hijo de mil putas" (Son of a thousand whores).
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Apr 30, 2013 06:42
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That sounds like a kung fu attack.
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Apr 30, 2013 07:15
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Slanderer posted:That's pretty fantastic. It's a squid! 
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Apr 30, 2013 08:41
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Anatidaephobia posted:It's a squid! It's artificially intelligent!  I love that video
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Improbable Lobster posted:It's artificially intelligent! I'm kinda liking this dude's videos, even though that first one was my favorite. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6iA2Pxucwc "get out of here, werewolf!" "...i'm not a.." "GET OUT OF HERE, WEREWOLF!" "rule 1. no demons. rule 2. no werewolves rule 3. no vampires"
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ArfJason posted:The more common version of that is "Hijo de mil putas" (Son of a thousand whores).
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BabyFur Denny posted:How can you be the son of more than one whore? This does not make any sense! Your insult is stupid. 1 whore + 999 manwhores 
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BabyFur Denny posted:How can you be the son of more than one whore? This does not make any sense! Your insult is stupid. Adopted by a whore house. A very large whore house.
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Apr 30, 2013 09:52
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Maybe your lineage is a series of whores leading up to this point.
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Slanderer posted:I'm kinda liking this dude's videos, even though that first one was my favorite. Honestly this one's my favorite video on stggg's account, but from that group in particular this saga's my absolute favorite: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2yjntzAcoE This is where it starts. A kid named Acorn gets really mad when Justinbieberfan6969 (  ) keeps telling him that he'll be banned for RDMing. It just spirals out of control from there and I don't want to spoil it, but the sentence "There's only one Mighty Pirate" tickles me pink every time I hear it, along with "You said 'mighty pirate,' we got mighty pirate." Trigger warning: Werewolf-shaming at around the 1:22 mark.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXJlcbUsN2U In the second part Justinbieberfan6969 catches Acorn being racist and making stupid grunting noises. Bieber also remembers nerds. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qlB_tgrK2I In the third and final part of the series, Acorn does something more pathetic than any of his behavior in the other two videos combined. I really don't want to spoil it. (this takes place before part 2 but what happens in it is so amazing) edit: Have the lost episode, Acorn's Secret Service: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_spS6rw8PI Segmentation Fault fucked around with this message at 11:15 on Apr 30, 2013 |
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Slanderer posted:I'm kinda liking this dude's videos, even though that first one was my favorite. Why are the so many of the maps so poorly made? Gmod uses Half Life 2, right? So there's no excuse for crappy, box-like architecture and global illumination set to max so there're no shadows and everything looks like it came from the Doom era. Some of the maps look kinda decent, but most look like they were shat out by a 12 year old who had never touched a map editor before.
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Gorilla Salad posted:Why are the so many of the maps so poorly made? Gorilla Salad posted:they were shat out by a 12 year old who had never touched a map editor before.
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Segmentation Fault posted:Honestly this one's my favorite video on stggg's account, but from that group in particular this saga's my absolute favorite: This video was just a 12-minute session of repetitious bullying that never seemed to actually get funny at any point. Are the other three videos just as boring?
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Yeah that was pretty much my reaction. It did get kind of funny when he pretended he was actually a girl that was using a voice modulator. Him switching back and forth from a obviously fake falsetto into his normal sperg voice was pretty hilarious.
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God I fucking love Diablo 3 gold, it even paid for this shitty title
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Segmentation Fault posted:Honestly this one's my favorite video on stggg's account, but from that group in particular this saga's my absolute favorite: That is just a storm of autism.
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Gorilla Salad posted:Why are the so many of the maps so poorly made? Gmod uses Half Life 2, right? So there's no excuse for crappy, box-like architecture and global illumination set to max so there're no shadows and everything looks like it came from the Doom era. They just look like they are made by someone quickly to test the gamemode or something. Some of the other prison break videos in this thread seem to have some variations of the same map with lighting and slightly more detail added. (Also what RoadCrewWorer said.)
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Dreggon posted:This video was just a 12-minute session of repetitious bullying that never seemed to actually get funny at any point. Are the other three videos just as boring? I have no idea what makes this one different, but it does seem a lot meaner than most.
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KittyEmpress posted:Adopted by a whore house. A very large whore house. It Takes A Whorehouse to Raise a Child, by Hillary Clinton
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I love this guy's Second Life troll videos. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kGoO1fLCU0
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The best one is when they trap some kid in a mess of props and he gets so angry he breaks his mouse. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkfBR6OhPr8
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BlueDestiny posted:The best one is when they trap some kid in a mess of props and he gets so angry he breaks his mouse. Can't you just relog?
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Dreggon posted:Can't you just relog? This doesn't really occur to you when you're twelve. I did the same sort of thing when I was younger on the rare occasions I ran into a griefer (thankfully without destroying any hardware).  Looking back, I have no idea why.
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BlueDestiny posted:The best one is when they trap some kid in a mess of props and he gets so angry he breaks his mouse. Oh my god that was absolute gold. I was laughing pretty hard until about the 2:55 mark, at which point "HAVE FUN GETTING BANNED BECAUSE MY BROTHER WORKS AT STEAM" happened and I completely lost my mind. Edit: I got it wrong, his brother works at Steam, not Valve. Thank you to the Goon who pointed that out Magres fucked around with this message at 03:13 on May 3, 2013 |
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You can also just suicide yourself with the console. There's literally no reason to get trapped by anyone in the game. Unless someone goes to your house and drops actually shipping containers on you.
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The problem is that the mess of crates was on top of one of the respawn points. There is a chance that he could have respawned outside of it, but he obviously never thought of that.
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BlueDestiny posted:The best one is when they trap some kid in a mess of props and he gets so angry he breaks his mouse. That's got to be the 20th time that's gotten posted in this thread. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCo0H1ykhxw Here this one's probably only at 10. TheSpiritFox fucked around with this message at 07:16 on May 2, 2013 |
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TheSpiritFox posted:That's got to be the 20th time that's gotten posted in this thread. I'm pretty sure I've seen it all ten times and it just does not ever, ever get old. I love it so much that like half the server gets in on the fun.
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TheSpiritFox posted:That's got to be the 20th time that's gotten posted in this thread. That will always be the best stgggs video ever. The dude in the beginning sputtering curses and threats at everybody and generally losing his poo poo will never not be hilarious 
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Psycho Landlord posted:That will always be the best stgggs video ever. The dude in the beginning sputtering curses and threats at everybody and generally losing his poo poo will never not be hilarious Oh lord, speaking of Team Metal Slave, info/ and Stgggs, I think my favorite bits of all the videos they've got floating around include the "King of Bees, and Speedmaster." I used to play games under "Beemaster"  and pull off little bits of mischief here and there.The worst I've done started on youtube, where I would find future Minecraft superstars and become whitelisted into their servers. It was a bit tedious, but straightforward. Most of these servers would be fresh and lack many players, so I would just make sure to make a presence, create some decent structures for their wonderlands, and do tiny favors to gain trust. Usually would take a day at the most to become a mod and from then on the fun started. Whitelisting other mates, giving them power over the server as well, etc. Depending on the situation and the personality of the server owners, we would either straight up destroy and crash servers or stick around to subtly break things down. Anyway, the worst one involved some "gurl" gamer, where we spent most of our time doing terrifying things to her server right in front of her and then attempting to justify it to keep from being booted. Every time hours of work became an ugly crater,or her friends were repeatedly kicked the destruction was always justified by some outrageous "artistic inspiration" and we planted little lies about how terrible her friends had been treating the server and participants. Needless to say she was quite gullible,to the point we unintentionally caused her and a couple of her personal friends to go at each other's throats through photoshops of conversation screen caps and what not. The climax of our experience on that server happened on the 4th server refresh in which one of my mates pretended he was emotional and in love with her and angered by the fact that she talked to other boys on the server. He let his emotions go "unchecked" and flinted up most of the server causing irreversible lag. It ended with some uncomfortable cyber affection and kissing, and we decided to  before things spiraled out of control.I personally have never touched Minecraft since.
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Magres posted:Oh my god that was absolute gold. I was laughing pretty hard until about the 2:55 mark, at which point "HAVE FUN GETTING BANNED BECAUSE MY BROTHER WORKS AT VALVE" happened and I completely lost my mind. No his brother works for steam.
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