Grondoth posted:

The child abduction and grooming stuff IS Q. She's headed down that road.

Facebook needs to get shut down. It's just a brain breaking device.

Guavanaut posted:

Thumbnailing because it's about (theoretical, maybe) child sexual abuse but what the gently caress is wrong with Qanons?

Medullah posted:

George H.W. oval office posted:

Boomers are very concerned about child porn on facebook and how BIG TECH isn't shutting them down but can and will shut down conservative voices. I hate everything

borkencode posted:

Gully Foyle posted:

Probably referring to the Aunt Jemima rebranding - I think they removed the picture part of the logo last year, but are planning on changing the brand name as well this year.

the_steve posted:

From the same people who think that they made it through life with literally zero help or assistance from anybody ever and public services don't exist.

borkencode posted:

I don’t worry about Uncle Sam.
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They ain’t gonna do poo poo.
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Now you on the other hand.
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You’re the wild card.
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Cause you spent all this time looking at conspiracies and thinking daddy Trump was gonna save you.
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Newsflash mother fucker.
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He ain’t.
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Nor is twinkle toes joe.
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But let’s talk shall we... Free man to whatever you think you are.
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They cut off your gas, now what? You ready to boogie?
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Power goes out? You got power?
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Comms go out? You and I chatting about the coordinates of the peeps?
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Food gets shut down? You feasting on some bison and elk with me? Are you bringing the mashed potatoes and wine or are you showing up busted and starving?
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Look man, let me break this down like a fraction.
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Texas got a little chilly and they lost their drat minds. Some pipeline you never heard of goes off the rails and you ain’t event got petrol to start your lawn mower let alone trek the family to safety.
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Some of y’all are getting jerked around like a yo yo. Some of y’all lose your poo poo when something as simple as the power goes out or a pipeline gets “hacked.”
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Trust me kittens, y’all are hosed if that’s your rodeo. If you can’t move 300 miles in any direction any time, you got problems. If you can’t call me when the cell towers go down, you ain’t in this game. If you can’t bring safety or security to my spot, you ain’t invited nor will you be invited to ANY spot.
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Some of you carry a piece of plastic in your pocket like it’s a never ending ATM. Some of y’all got a crusty loaf of bread and half eaten box of coco puffs as your survival food 🤣.
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Y’all can flex hard and scream America 🇺🇸 but some of you “patriots” are running around on EMPTY thinking you’ll be good, but when the music stops you ain’t gonna find a chair for 100 miles.
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Smarten the gently caress up yall.
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When the going is good that’s when you secure the foundation, but some of y’all are trying to patch the holes with borrowed peanut butter from the neighbor.
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I promise you, Uncle Sam ain’t your homeboy, and when your belly rumbles and your kids are cold fruit loop joe ain’t throwing you a bite off his t-bone or a warm night on his couch.
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Smarten the gently caress up.
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FREE MAN.
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OUT.
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🇺🇸

Dr. Arbitrary posted:

I don't know, I remember learning that the streets were paved with cheese in Heaven, and if there's streets, there's places to go.

Medullah posted:

Correct. My parents haven't been to church for anything other than a wedding or funeral in 20+ years. Neither have I, but the difference is I don't post daily "praise Jesus" memes.

I should note that my dad specifically was never very religious, but now that he's getting close to 70 he's suddenly very into Jesus and heaven.

Devorum posted:

I read all the cheese puns to my wife in order and I'm pretty sure she just called a divorce lawyer.

TinTower posted:

https://twitter.com/RightWingCope/status/1408040414028914693

My pants: UNSHITTED!

BiggerBoat posted:

Agreed. I feel weird feeling weird about people that feel the need to fly U.S. flags 24/7/12/365 and make a loving show out of it. I don't mind it coming out around this current holiday but all the other...showing off I guess...whatever it is. It creeps up on me too and feels hostile and aggressive.

I hate thinking that anyone flying my country's flag is probably an rear end in a top hat but here I am.

Pththya-lyi posted:

Make a Biggie Smalls statue you cowards

Professor Beetus posted:

Well we haven't had any 9/11s since we started molesting people at the airport. Who's to say if it's not necessary to stick fingers in people's assholes to prevent more of them???

BiggerBoat posted:

Yeah I always feel more safe in direct correlation to the amount of gunfire surrounding me at any given time

And god that poo poo's lazy. Not even an effort to match the font.

Medullah posted:

CuddleCryptid posted:

We need to bring back positive man woman relationships. The marriage between two hideous amalgamation of men and women with one arm and leg dainty and feminine and the other hairy and buff, only one breast, and genitalia that warps and shifts in a horrifying storm of flesh and bone is beautiful and must be supported for the soul of the nation.

Medullah posted:

Vandar posted:

OK KO: Let's Be Heroes did a Captain Planet crossover episode a couple of years back. It ended with Captain Planet informing the main characters that even though he and the Planeteers tried to save the earth back in the 90s, no one listened and the planet is still screwed.

No fucks given at all.

a fatguy baldspot posted:

Looked this up because it’s been years and I dont rem-



Jesus christ

Devorum posted:

The absolute youngest Vietnam vet would be 66 years old today. I'm fairly certain I could take most 66 year olds in a fight, especially if they've got bad knees and the like from military service.

Crunch Buttsteak posted:

One lucky American was given the Senator Armstrong nanomachines, and they will be our new President. Unfortunately everyone else got the "make your bones dissolve" strain and they will be missed.

Medullah posted:

disposablewords posted:

Thank you, now I have "hypercube butthole" stuck in my head. The goatse tesseract.

Edgar Allen Ho posted:

I'm 110% in favour of people getting free poo poo for doing gently caress all. 5% of everyone is going to spend their UBI on weed, taco bell, and video games. Ok? Where's the problem? Sounds like an awesome deal vs government funding going to bombs.

e: I'm also 110% not in favour of pretending Kermit is far right. He is not.

Medullah posted:

Dameius posted:

*nba jam voice* HE'S ON FIRE!

Crunch Buttsteak posted:

Hell I'm a little younger and I had a friend who I played D&D with in high school, circa 2005, whose mom demanded that she sit in on the next session so that she could make sure that her boy wasn't doing anything nefarious.

After about a half hour of us mostly just haggling with a goblin shopkeeper, she just went "oh okay I'm good" and let us be. We just needed to show her we were just nerds and we weren't bringing out daggers for blood rituals.

Medullah posted:

TinTower posted:

Guavanaut posted:

Professor Beetus posted:

It's okay, 3 years ago he became a gift to god

Guavanaut posted:

lead foil hats on