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Jagged Jim
Sep 26, 2013

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Breadallelogram posted:

What the gently caress does this even mean?

Pee pee poo poo liberals are bad.

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Jagged Jim
Sep 26, 2013

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Dyz posted:

I can easily see this type of thing becoming the new conservative rallying point against food stamps.

"Look at these poors committing welfare fraud then getting to stay in their hotel prisons!"

"Filthy Poors buying Steak/Lobster with are taxes" has been the standard rally cry against Food Stamps/EBT since it was introduced.

E: Beaten, badly.

Jagged Jim
Sep 26, 2013

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Defenestration posted:

PureStrain Crazy

If these guys are "Extremely Pissed Off Right Wingers 2," does that mean there's an EPORW 1 floating around?

E: CapsLock and multiple exclamation points, a sure sign that that is someone you don't want to make eye contact with.

Jagged Jim fucked around with this message at 07:32 on Jan 25, 2014

Jagged Jim
Sep 26, 2013

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Kegluneq posted:

The difference between the two is literally a costume change.

He doesn't even change his hair. I think even Superman managed that.

C'mon, Adam wears pink! :gay:

Jagged Jim
Sep 26, 2013

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Help! Help! I'm being repressed by the government forcing me to conduct business with people I don't like! :qq:

Jagged Jim
Sep 26, 2013

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Zerilan posted:



Been awhile since I've seen this one on my feed but someone posted it today.

Well for one thing Lion's killer was found guilty and is currently serving life in prison.

Jagged Jim fucked around with this message at 02:07 on Feb 21, 2014

Jagged Jim
Sep 26, 2013

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Dirty Job posted:

Wait, is that email supposed to make me appreciate this sheriff? I thought it was bringing attention to how much of an evil-sounding rear end in a top hat the guy is.

To certain people that's a feature, not a bug.

Jagged Jim
Sep 26, 2013

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xergm posted:

But what if I'm not drowning and instead dying of a treatable illness I can't afford treatment for?

If God wanted you to not die from a horrible treatable disease He wouldn't have given it to you in the first place. :colbert:

Jagged Jim
Sep 26, 2013

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Duke Igthorn posted:

Ummm I THINK you'll find that Conservapedia has it all figured out:

:smuggo:

I like how he puts rehabilitation of criminals above bestiality on that list.

Jagged Jim
Sep 26, 2013

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What the hell is he even trying to say with this one? That a black guy was able to kill nearly twice as many people as a white guy therefore liberals are the real racists? And what is with that "Given a Bulletproof Vest" point? Am I supposed to infer something from that? :psyduck:

Jagged Jim
Sep 26, 2013

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Holy poo poo, they've gone into the "Cecil the Lion deserved to die" phase of cop shootings. What's next, Facebook pictures of Cecil trying and failing to look tough while flashing made up gang signs? :stonklol:

I don't know how you do it, Fulchrum. I'm a regular in the Freep thread and I can barely get through three or four of these before my brain shuts down in self defense.

Jagged Jim fucked around with this message at 14:07 on Aug 9, 2015

Jagged Jim
Sep 26, 2013

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VideoTapir posted:

"Sierra Marlee" is such a porno name.

Not as much as "Carly Fiorina."

Jagged Jim
Sep 26, 2013

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Lightning Jim posted:

Can I get link? I've been trying to find it to no avail.

I assume he's talking about this.


FuzzySkinner posted:

The words "GO gently caress YOURSELF" just seem to not be strong enough.

Jagged Jim
Sep 26, 2013

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moist turtleneck posted:

I swear my cousin used to be halfway intelligent. How the gently caress do you nuke a religion?



By nuking the Kaaba, then they lose all their Islam power, duh.

Oh, I almost forgot that you have to wrap the nuke in bacon first otherwise it won't have any effect.

Jagged Jim fucked around with this message at 16:30 on Nov 14, 2015

Jagged Jim
Sep 26, 2013

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https://twitter.com/ThomasIsOnline/status/1193200900287946752?s=19
:yeah:

Jagged Jim
Sep 26, 2013

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Also Hunter Biden is not running for President, his father Joe Biden is and nothing I've seen says that Joe had any involvement with Burisma.

Jagged Jim
Sep 26, 2013

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Wrecking your own engine to own the libs!

Jagged Jim
Sep 26, 2013

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After a quick google I think I found the source of this nonsense because it regurgitates the pro bullet points vebatim. Amusingly some of the con points in the article seem to directly contradict several of the pros. Like it has "better gas mileage" as a pro but "reduces fuel economy" as a con and "exaust sounds better" as a pro but "Creates more noise" as a con. There's also this little gem tucked away in there:

quote:

Federal law in the United States prohibits the removal of a catalytic converter which is functioning properly. A replacement converter is permitted if there is a documented failure of the original one. Serious fines may result if your vehicle is found to be without this device.

Seems like a pretty big loving con right there.

Jagged Jim
Sep 26, 2013

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Can't abuse your kids if you never have any kids in the first place. Checkmate Breedailures! :smug:

Jagged Jim
Sep 26, 2013

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Trump running. :lol:

Jagged Jim
Sep 26, 2013

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Gah, gently caress no, send him back! Send him back! :gonk:
https://twitter.com/SirajAHashmi/status/1214749742967795714?s=20

Jagged Jim
Sep 26, 2013

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Prism posted:

Canadian here: It's the G20 summit protest. I'm surprised they restrained themselves enough to not use one of the pictures where the car was burning. I guess showing ~scary black-clothed protesters~ was more important.

Edit: They also blurred the original photo, which among other things makes it hard to read the advertisement on the right and see that it is for a musical at the Royal Alexandra Theatre:



Double edit: and the CANADA bag on the far left, lol

To be fair that's probably more due to incompetent resizing and the right's apparent love of .jpg compression than anything intentional.

Although I do wonder what that "C.L." they photoshoped onto that traffic pylon is supposed to stand for. Coushatta, Louisiana? Classical Liberals? Creamy Lemon?

Jagged Jim
Sep 26, 2013

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See, that's what happens when you let yourself become addicted to water; you let it take hold of you and resent its absence. :mediocre:

Jagged Jim
Sep 26, 2013

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No.

Jagged Jim
Sep 26, 2013

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Now what could have changed since the Ebola epidemic and now? :iiam:

Jagged Jim
Sep 26, 2013

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38 out of 1329 is a 2.8% death rate. 2.8% of 60.8 million is 1.7 million.

People have a very goddamn good reason to be scared of the COVID.

Jagged Jim
Sep 26, 2013

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poo poo, the Crazy Political Emails are coming from within the thread! :supaburn:

Jagged Jim
Sep 26, 2013

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right to bear karma posted:

I saw this absolute gift of a meme on Facebook today.



Amazing how quickly they change their tune when they think that they're the ones who will be receiving policing instead of minorities.

Jagged Jim
Sep 26, 2013

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The Crazy Forwarded Emails are coming from within the thread! :gonk:

Jagged Jim
Sep 26, 2013

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No, see, they are big strong Alpha Males who Fight Back against threats not like those Beta Soyboy Cucks who cry and moan and demand safe spa-WHY ARE YOU MAKING ME WEAR A MASK I AM NEVER SHOPPING HERE AGAIN! :qq:

Jagged Jim
Sep 26, 2013

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Brawnfire posted:

I'm gonna guess there was something insidious woven into the lining of this because offering a lifeline that's not a bootstrap seems awful out of character

Corporate handouts to Ma Bell mostly. It wasn't until the Obama Administration started updating the program for cell phones rather than landlines that most people even realized the program existed.

Jagged Jim
Sep 26, 2013

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Bobulus posted:

Relative straight up posting links to Parler on Facebook these days.



I like that the author apparently ranks "Supporting a feminist artist" as even worse than "Blotting out the Sun" and "Injecting children with poison." (Then again they are black children being affected so that probably influenced his ranking.)

Jagged Jim
Sep 26, 2013

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I realize we don't do thread title changes here, but "Crazy Political Emails: He can rape a child for the Greater Good." is a hell of a title for this thread

Jagged Jim
Sep 26, 2013

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Dr. Faustus posted:

:wow:
This is some POWERFUL denial.

Honestly, it would not surprise me that he still managed to lose money these past 4 years despite how cartoonishly corrupt his administration has been.

Jagged Jim
Sep 26, 2013

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Secret Machine posted:

Help, I think my friend's boss is going to stop paying his taxes because the $2000 stimulus is going to devalue the dollar. Should he leave before he starts paying him in gold or bitcoins?

https://twitter.com/KevinGraceKell1/status/1347369671578669056

I would tell him to quit if he can simply because his boss uses K"K"K as his Twitter handle

Jagged Jim
Sep 26, 2013

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So what they're saying is the Velvet Rope Insurrection would have over 200 people shot dead and nearly 3000 Law Enforcement Officials injured if it had gone on as long as the Floyd Protests. Good to know.

Jagged Jim
Sep 26, 2013

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And technically they were hiding from the people they were doing the performative bullshit for at the time.

Jagged Jim
Sep 26, 2013

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This Graphic - Meaningless

Jagged Jim
Sep 26, 2013

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Guavanaut posted:

They did it because the regressive liberals are children who can't associate with anything that doesn't exactly parrot their woke virtue signalling.

Meanwhile:


Now there's an ad that makes me want to drink that coffee.

Fake Edit: Out of curiosity I checked and of course they're charging about 50% more than what my supermarket does for the good stuff. :lol:

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Jagged Jim
Sep 26, 2013

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Pepe was definitely the Looney Tune I hated the most growing up. Even my dumb kid self was like, "Dude, she's not into you, leave her alone!" It didn't help that it was literally a single "joke" somehow spread over a dozen episodes. (gently caress I just looked it up and there were 18 episodes of this poo poo. :stonklol:)

a fatguy baldspot posted:

Has he been canceled? That’s a shame, he’s seen as a National hero in Mexico

Yes, actually. Warner Brothers quietly shelved his cartoons in the 90's but several Hispanic groups lobbied to get him put back on.

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