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ReverendFaux posted:My mother sends me something similar to these lines everyday. It's funny how they sound so familiar to the ones I got about how Dubya was better than EVILCLINTON666. Ask her if she would blame Obama for a terrorist attack in September.
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Mince Pieface posted:I find it deliciously ironic that apparently the worst thing in math is math in Arabic.  I can't really find an analogue to that - The worst thing about English is how much it shares with German? I'm struggling here.e: ^^^I like how they're bitching about how we're not using the constitution as a precursor to bitching about how we're not putting religious symbols in government buildings. They also fail to realize cows don't assume fake names and are generally tagged and shipped around as freight (especially in the case mentioned with mad cow). We can't "Track down dem messicans" because we don't tag people, chop them up, and ship them around as freight. Don't give her any ideas though. FAUXTON fucked around with this message at 02:48 on Aug 20, 2009 |
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chesh posted:My family largely knows to leave me the gently caress alone when it comes to politics. This amused me, though. Send him Mein Kampf (or if you can find it, the Kloran) and say it's pretty much along those lines.
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quote:If we had any organization for only whites to 'advance' our, Lives we'd be racists. quote:You rob us, carjack us, and shoot at us. This e-mail doesn't make any good points and generally the writer/sender is bitching about how it was the other way 'round for a few hundred years, and it's a wound of identity that isn't exactly fully healed yet (i.e. there's still racism). Ask him when it was that a white person was ever 3/5 of a vote or when white people were owned by black people, ask about that time we invaded Sweden to kidnap swede farmers and bring them over to the US to have them work in the fields. Ask him why people can be proud to be openly Christian, Catholic, etc; but the second someone's openly Muslim, it's RED ALERT RED ALERT KEEP AN EYE ON THAT MUSLIM AT ALL TIMES HE MIGHT BLOW SOMETHING UP
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Sword of Chomsky posted:Don't you get it, HE'S BLACK and Mount Rushmore (an everyone on it) is white. That's funny, they haven't even finished sculpting those 100 tons of dogshit into Bush's face yet. Vilerat posted:Dumbfuck e-mail Feel free to c/p and make family-friendly edits. 1: At least he was diplomatic. 2: Bush held hands with him. 3: Bush took Libya off the terrorist states list (timely and relevant to the current situation, I bet they're all fired up about the Lockerbie bomber's release) 4: Bush held hands with the king of Saudi Arabia. 5: Bolivia is better off now than they were before his election, how about that? 6: Because there was a military coup in Honduras. Only crazy people support a military coup. 7: Iranians are too busy controlling riots in their own country, not to mention that everyone who said a peep about Iran building nukes was bent on war with them. 8: This happened in 2008, under Bush's watch. 9: This was signed by Bush to take effect under the Obama administration. 10: Bush insulted anyone who has ever opened a thesaurus. 11: By putting the Iraq war on the books instead of unrecorded spending. Bush tripled it during his term. 12: If by "ICBM" you mean "dud that crashed in the water after a few hundred miles of flight" 13: Valerie Plane would like to speak with you re: released intelligence information. 14: At least they were qualified with experience in the areas over which they were nominated for oversight. Michael Brown would like to speak with you about this as well. 15: That classification was the result of a study ordered and started under the Bush administration. Unlike most things from Bush, this was somewhat correct. 16: Complete bullshit. 17: Complete bullshit. 18: Only someone with a gomer brain would interpret "Drug money from the US being used to bankroll gangs" as "It's our fault." 19: That's funny, because the Census Bureau is still part of the Dept. of Commerce. Besides, if he wanted to, he can because he's the decider. And The President. If you wanted to do something about it, maybe you should have won the 2008 election. 20: So you're now against exporting illegals? You must hate America. 21: So you would prefer we weren't killing terrorists? Geez, exactly how much DO you hate America? 22: Wasn't even his call. He wasn't in the plane. The individual who orchestrated it was fired. 23: Not even Israel would believe this lie. 24: Jimmy Carter has never and will never side with Hamas. He made a comment on the collateral damage. 25: You would have preferred Toyota buy them out? You must hate GM, a distinctly American car brand, and by proxy, America. 26: Something even Newt Gingrich thought was a fair idea. And, it won't cost homeowners a dime. 27:  Medicare is government healthcare, paid for by taxpayers. Lamenting its loss would be you (an America-hating, terorrist-loving socialist) lamenting government-run, bureaucrat-run healthcare, ergo, you're a BIG FAT SOCIALISTBloomberg quote: Actually Daschle never said anything even remotely close to this fact. He was quoting someone else, and half of the quote you pulled out of your rear end was actually from Betsy McCaughey - Here's the quote from Daschle's book where he quotes David Mechanic of Rutgers University: "more and more of what were once seen as social, behavioral, or normative aspects of every day life, or as a normal process of aging, are now framed in a medical context. ... Whether wrinkles, breasts, or buttocks, impotence or social anxieties, or inattention in school, they all have become grist for the medical mill." It's actually speaking about medical companies trying to devise pills that take care of everything, with side effects that can be worse than the symptoms they're trying to treat. So, if you were an upstanding citizen and actually decided to look up the lines of BS someone sent you in an e-mail, you'd come up with something like what I'm sending you. Unfortunately, you choose to believe whatever you feel like believing, instead of facing reality. Your inability to do so is why the Republican party is such a stark minority in all houses of federal government. FAUXTON fucked around with this message at 06:47 on Aug 22, 2009 |
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Vilerat posted:Okay, send this back: George W. Bush never went to a single soldier's funeral, never a single moment of silence in a Republican controlled Congress and White House for any of the soldiers killed in Iraq or Afghanistan during the SEVEN YEARS (lolcaps) we've been in Afghanistan and the FIVE YEARS (lolcaps) we've been in Iraq. gently caress you. The Republicans are the ones filibustering and voting against measures like that that DEMOCRATS introduce. Yet, you still have the limp-dicked gutless nerve to say Democrats don't care about soldiers. loving think twice about saying you give a poo poo about soldiers, troops, military, or armed forces, and remember that any rear end in a top hat like you can buy a yellow ribbon magnet. Dailykos.com raised $57,000 to send care packages to soldiers in Iraq and Afghanistan. Who do you think cut the budget for Walter Reed hospital until mold was growing on the walls? (Hint: George W. Bush)
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e: ^ Feel free, every time I hear someone saying Democrats/Liberals/Anyone but Hannity-philes don't "s'port da troops" I take it as tacit acknowledgement that they would like nothing more than my cock sliding down their gullet, my balls slapping against their chin, and the warm, syrupy sensation of my seed showering their esophagus like the first warm rain of summer. Ortsacras posted:Why can the folks who forward these emails not ONCE manage to do it without making any basic spelling errors? No, they really can't. You can't spell very good from alcohol-soaked memory when all you see when you look at your keyboard is 104 little  buttons.
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TheElectronicOne posted:I can't imagine what kind of mental midget you would have to be to read this list and think "wow, what a horrible president, I want Bush back".  Probably like these.
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The Werle posted:I really don't think we should get any more of this poo poo started. Honestly misinformation has already dealt so many serious blows to this debate that you shouldn't add fuel to the fire for laughs. We don't need more lies and fear, even as a joke. It works well when you incrementally increase the bullshit until they're trapped in a whirlwind of irrelevance they simply cannot yell their way out of.
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Kugyou no Tenshi posted:Of course not. What's surprising is that anyone hasn't already heard that entire "things heard at a travel agency" - I first saw it in '98 and I'm sure it goes back years before that. Well, you could fire one back filled with the vile "Someone needs to shoot the president" "There needs to be a terrorist attack" "The president is a racist" poo poo from the GOP.
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lothar_ posted:I say we systematically refute his letter and accompany our rebuttal with loud proclamations about what a horrible jerk he is in a vain attempt to get back at the millions of other horrible jerks who think just like him that we see on the tee vee. Who's with me? Naw man, let's grab our strawmen and go threadshit. It'll be awesome this time, I promise. Saying someone's father is insane would be an accurate assessment when the gent fires off an email saying quote:Well, that is what is going on, right now, with your country. Have your heard of Bill Ayers, The Weatherman Underground, The Black Panthers….etc. This President is surrounding himself with these kind unelected, un-vetted folks and those left in the Congress that are not part of this coalition of thieves, Communists, and criminals are afraid to question (or read) any legislation before voting on it.
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Keshik posted:Got this one a couple days ago: Send Kucinich's wife for good measure.
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Toasticle posted:Boss again. I guess this was supposed to be a sweet burn Far be it from me to question why they think universities are hotbeds of liberal thought, then.
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ultimateforce posted:Sorry not-Orlando-livers. Wrap it up. Oh gently caress yes, Lazy Moon. They opened up shop when I was going to UCF. Delivered a pizza so loving big it almost wouldn't fit through my apartment door. Pie in the sky had better options, though. Looks like they've since closed, though. Sorry not-Omaha-livers. Wrap it up  http://www.pitchpizzeria.com e: http://nightflightpizza.com
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lancemantis posted:Why would you put night flight Who else delivers that late?
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DaFuente posted:After posing the question, I realized that I was talking about a successful Harvard Law grad. Michelle owns. gently caress the haters. From time to time I find it therapeutic to just go after fucksticks like these with gusto. If I ran across some asswipe saying this I'd immediately jump on them with something along the lines of how it must be so unpleasant for them that the First Lady (or the President for that matter) isn't stooping in shackles over a cotton field. If they start fumbling over not wanting to see her in shackles then admit that women weren't typically kept shackled and instead were more often kept in the house as nannies. Then when they talk about how they wouldn't want her anywhere near their kids, ask whether they want all women to be locked in the kitchen or just black women. Etcetera. Basically, troll them relentlessly and with abandon. Comments in the local paper tilt towards the  anarchists-while-a-Democrat-is-in-charge types? Caricature time. Go in guns blazing about how we really should abolish the government and how the constitution is an unjust abrogation on my rights because I sure as gently caress wasn't given a chance to sign it. Pepper the comments section about how kids shouldn't be obligated to go to school. When the municipal government does something stupid but ultimately benign, proclaim that you don't give a poo poo because taxes are literally the only thing you give a poo poo about and the city can do anything it wants as long as it doesn't raise taxes. Become the most caricatured off-the-rez nutjob you can make up, and constantly out-nut anyone and everyone. Drag them into the deep end, make them cheer for heinous poo poo. You'd be surprised at how some of the low-watt ones will go right along, agreeing that there should never be any police, that potholes are just god's way of saying taxes are too high (see, it's UNDERMINING the MARKET EVERYONE THRIVES ON) or demanding the city stop plowing streets because yours are plowed (in the city) and you don't want your hard-earned dollars going to those leeches out in the 'burbs who don't even contribute.
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XyloJW posted:Ask him what unit Ronald Reagan was assigned to. Ask him where George W. Bush was stationed. Didn't Reagan basically stay stateside and play movie star on government payroll?
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