- MikeCrotch
- Nov 5, 2011
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I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE
YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH
NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT
YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE
NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT
more like BOLLOCKnese
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Onstad wishes someone had told him that being in trouble was a fake idea when he was younger
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- MikeCrotch
- Nov 5, 2011
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I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE
YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH
NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT
YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE
NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT
more like BOLLOCKnese
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I've always wondered if there is a pattern to the occasions where Roast Beef is wearing his tie-and-dress-shirt combo vs not wearing anything
Maybe he got a love letter from a snake?
At least he is no longer in the habit of wearing too tight of grey pants from Sears
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Jan 10, 2016 04:10
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- MikeCrotch
- Nov 5, 2011
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I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE
YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH
NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT
YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE
NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT
more like BOLLOCKnese
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I was thinking this was one of the weaker entries in the "New Achewood" mould until I read the alt-text.
That Onstad certainly knows his medium of pop-up browser text!
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Mar 4, 2016 14:58
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- MikeCrotch
- Nov 5, 2011
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I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE
YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH
NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT
YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE
NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT
more like BOLLOCKnese
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"Which of you lovely ladies would like to tiptoe around my alcoholism 'til I ditch you for the slab?" is a pretty great line.
Yeah I wasn't a fan of the rest of this comic, but that line just hauls the rest up along with it
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Apr 15, 2016 13:26
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- MikeCrotch
- Nov 5, 2011
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I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE
YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH
NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT
YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE
NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT
more like BOLLOCKnese
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Pat's been taking a few too many lessons from Tom Brady's "nutritionist", man
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Apr 22, 2016 20:43
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- MikeCrotch
- Nov 5, 2011
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I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE
YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH
NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT
YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE
NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT
more like BOLLOCKnese
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Console? CONSOLE?! You don't GET it, do you Beef?
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May 25, 2016 12:47
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- MikeCrotch
- Nov 5, 2011
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I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE
YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH
NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT
YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE
NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT
more like BOLLOCKnese
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I haven't seen The Right Stuff since freshmen year, so this strip ain't made no sorts of sense to me. can anyone explain the context? Did chuck yeager get caught sleeping with a prostitute or something?
What ever made you think that at any moment of his life Chuck Yeager was not getting laid?
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Jun 10, 2016 16:51
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- MikeCrotch
- Nov 5, 2011
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I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE
YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH
NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT
YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE
NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT
more like BOLLOCKnese
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A cartoon cat is annoyed that another cartoon cat has woken in the small hours with an unnecessary phone call pertaining to a dubious chain of cause and effect
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Oct 24, 2016 13:47
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- MikeCrotch
- Nov 5, 2011
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I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE
YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH
NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT
YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE
NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT
more like BOLLOCKnese
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He needs support at his age.
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Nov 1, 2016 16:32
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- MikeCrotch
- Nov 5, 2011
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I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE
YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH
NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT
YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE
NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT
more like BOLLOCKnese
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achewood was a good webcomic and I am sad it's gone
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Jan 11, 2017 10:25
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- MikeCrotch
- Nov 5, 2011
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I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE
YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH
NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT
YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE
NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT
more like BOLLOCKnese
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Teodor did *not* in fact know that Airwolf was faster than any jet.
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Jan 19, 2017 01:28
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- MikeCrotch
- Nov 5, 2011
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I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE
YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH
NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT
YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE
NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT
more like BOLLOCKnese
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The gently caress did you do in GWS?
Lie Bot asked me what the saddest thing was
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Jan 21, 2017 01:06
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- MikeCrotch
- Nov 5, 2011
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I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE
YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH
NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT
YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE
NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT
more like BOLLOCKnese
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The panel with Teodor lying silently in bed realising what a fuckup he is gets me every time
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Sep 29, 2017 10:48
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- MikeCrotch
- Nov 5, 2011
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I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE
YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH
NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT
YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE
NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT
more like BOLLOCKnese
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I have started describing people as having all the health molecules leaking out of them thanks to that comic
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Oct 10, 2017 15:37
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- MikeCrotch
- Nov 5, 2011
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I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE
YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH
NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT
YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE
NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT
more like BOLLOCKnese
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Your phone's unlock screen...
that I BONED?
*later*
Hey man, it's Ray. Sorry I said I boned your brother in law.
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Oct 18, 2017 14:09
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- MikeCrotch
- Nov 5, 2011
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I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE
YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH
NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT
YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE
NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT
more like BOLLOCKnese
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why does Teodor wear those big landschnekt trousers, what's the deal with that
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Nov 7, 2017 14:33
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- MikeCrotch
- Nov 5, 2011
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I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE
YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH
NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT
YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE
NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT
more like BOLLOCKnese
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Because when he doesn't, he's naked.
Why do you want to see him naked? Is it to do with your username?
True story: the recipe for bollocknese is in Cookbook 2
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Nov 9, 2017 20:47
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- MikeCrotch
- Nov 5, 2011
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I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE
YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH
NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT
YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE
NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT
more like BOLLOCKnese
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Ha ha! Hope nobody liked THIS rope! 'CAUSE THIS AIN'T ONE 'A THE BETTER ROPES NO MORE!
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Nov 13, 2017 21:30
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- MikeCrotch
- Nov 5, 2011
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I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE
YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH
NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT
YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE
NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT
more like BOLLOCKnese
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IF THIS CAR'S A-ROCKIN, THEN TWO BARBERS HAVE NO DOUBT BROKEN IN TO COMMIT LEWD ACTS ON EACH OTHER
ARREST THEM ALL
Actually I DO think barbers should make less money!
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Nov 25, 2017 18:23
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- MikeCrotch
- Nov 5, 2011
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I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE
YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH
NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT
YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE
NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT
more like BOLLOCKnese
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I'm not sure I would want to wake up if I was hell of stabbed in the brain and rear end cheek if I'm honest
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Dec 4, 2017 00:57
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- MikeCrotch
- Nov 5, 2011
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I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE
YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH
NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT
YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE
NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT
more like BOLLOCKnese
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what if we had a Guess Basket for you
I think it needs to put some pants on
I...I don't feel like I have a lot of outs here
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Dec 4, 2017 12:24
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- MikeCrotch
- Nov 5, 2011
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I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE
YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH
NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT
YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE
NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT
more like BOLLOCKnese
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entropy9
(As I got older I pulled the reverse Ray, but I still get a beer with my Ranchones when I order them Beer Style)
CADDY DRIVERS PULL UP TO THE BUMPER
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Dec 13, 2017 12:00
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- MikeCrotch
- Nov 5, 2011
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I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE
YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH
NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT
YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE
NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT
more like BOLLOCKnese
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prison is supposed to be a really hard place to get out of
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Dec 28, 2017 00:29
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- MikeCrotch
- Nov 5, 2011
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I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE
YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH
NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT
YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE
NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT
more like BOLLOCKnese
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The Devils of Monte Carlo (1956)
I love how much Ray cusses in this strip, something about the Gilmore GIrls just ups his cuss game by like 1000%.
Crap, dude!
Who wrote this post, a nerdy bitch on speed?
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Dec 28, 2017 11:32
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- MikeCrotch
- Nov 5, 2011
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I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE
YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH
NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT
YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE
NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT
more like BOLLOCKnese
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I tried gusano rojo last night.
I'm not going to ask if you liked it, because we already know both the answer and that the answer is irrelevant
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Dec 28, 2017 14:34
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- MikeCrotch
- Nov 5, 2011
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I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE
YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH
NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT
YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE
NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT
more like BOLLOCKnese
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always sleep stoned kids
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Jan 5, 2018 00:55
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- MikeCrotch
- Nov 5, 2011
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I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE
YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH
NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT
YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE
NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT
more like BOLLOCKnese
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Ray
Ray I'm a prostitute
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Jan 7, 2018 00:14
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- MikeCrotch
- Nov 5, 2011
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I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE
YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH
NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT
YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE
NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT
more like BOLLOCKnese
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Preachin' to the choir, just explaining his appeal is fairly far-ranging
It warms the cockles of my heart that Guy Fieri, the guy from Smash Mouth and Sammy Hagar wrote a cookbook together
https://news.avclub.com/smash-mouth-guy-fieri-and-sammy-hagar-team-up-for-awf-1798233513
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Jan 8, 2018 14:57
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- MikeCrotch
- Nov 5, 2011
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I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE
YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH
NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT
YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE
NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT
more like BOLLOCKnese
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Achewood ends with Phillipe staring at a snowglobe while his father sits reading a newspaper and his mother makes porkchops with the rice.
Pan out to see toys sitting on a box. Three cats, a tiger, a bear and a robot.
Two squirrels peek in from the windowsill
Nice erasure of Vlad and the other robots, rear end in a top hat
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Jan 24, 2018 14:37
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- MikeCrotch
- Nov 5, 2011
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I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE
YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH
NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT
YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE
NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT
more like BOLLOCKnese
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look, we just don't want them teachin' in our schools
I...I mean I guess I wouldn't want my daughter marrying a robot...
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Jan 25, 2018 13:49
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- MikeCrotch
- Nov 5, 2011
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I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE
YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH
NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT
YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE
NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT
more like BOLLOCKnese
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Yeah there is no way that Onstad didn't know exactly who Al Murray was before he wrote that strip
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Jan 31, 2018 14:29
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- MikeCrotch
- Nov 5, 2011
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I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE
YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH
NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT
YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE
NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT
more like BOLLOCKnese
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Nice Pete has the same sort of magic powers that cause everyone to always believe a character named Lie Bot.
Was it...Southern magical realism this whole time?
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Mar 19, 2018 13:55
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- MikeCrotch
- Nov 5, 2011
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I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE
YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH
NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT
YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE
NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT
more like BOLLOCKnese
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WHY ARE YOU RUNNING
THE DISEASE IS INSIDE YOU
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Jun 7, 2018 12:57
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- MikeCrotch
- Nov 5, 2011
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I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE
YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH
NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT
YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE
NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT
more like BOLLOCKnese
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The main issue with a bloody mary for me is that I don't keep tomato juice in the house as a habit, so I could only ever make one if I went out of my way to get it.
This probably isn't a problem for Ray
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- MikeCrotch
- Nov 5, 2011
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I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE
YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH
NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT
YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE
NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT
more like BOLLOCKnese
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My OLD MAN was a barber, you son of a bitch!
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