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Ubik posted:One of my friends just posted a picture of a bottle of Blue Label next to a half-eaten slice of pizza and an empty beer glass on her Facebook. It begs for an Achewood reference, but I really don't know what. THIS IS totally WONDERFUL!
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in light of the last update i think there is one question we should all be asking ourselves. is ray going to do a urine in the caddie?
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Lurdiak posted:If we can accept a fat, classist, sexist, flakey rich guy who looks up to donald trump and has absolutely no moral fibre to speak of as a likeable protagonist and good friend, we can accept his violent bully polygamist of an absent father as an inspiring figure. Donald Trump...making love to...female-genitals Donald Trump. The power plant at the center of a perfect universe.
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Dec 19, 2013 03:05
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It's been a week and a half. This most recent batch of comics followed an unannounced yearlong hiatus. It sucks that onstad isn't communicating but hardly time to write an obituary.
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Achewood Thread 13: Life Is Never Neat; Life Is Always Bad. According to the site, "Next comic expected to complete over the weekend. Thanks for your patience."
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Mar 14, 2014 07:24
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"You've made an old homosexual very happy tonight" was a pretty great line.
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Apr 6, 2014 18:07
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Johnny Aztec posted:Didn't he already give up on that craft soda thing? I thought someone posted something about that. Because he's got depression
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Apr 9, 2015 17:10
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Achewood was good, until it wasn't. Imho
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Jun 21, 2015 19:08
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There's a new strip. It's so nice to have achewood back 
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Jul 21, 2015 17:08
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the fat hungry one
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Sep 5, 2015 06:04
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Herb Alpert is good actually.
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This might be a bit controversial, but hell, I'm going to say it anyway. http://achewood.com/index.php?date=11072006 This is a Top 5 All Time achewood. E In case you were wondering (you were) here is the rest of the Top 5, in no specific order. http://achewood.com/index.php?date=07112005 http://achewood.com/index.php?date=10242007 http://achewood.com/index.php?date=07092004 http://achewood.com/index.php?date=08132003 Ray's Bed is a Top 5 Achewood Location. E2: If you're feeling sexy you can sub in this one for the last one above. http://achewood.com/index.php?date=12042006 I will brook no further discussion on this matter, good day. Bismack Billabongo fucked around with this message at 07:17 on Jan 12, 2016 |
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Jan 12, 2016 07:06
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This is the first one I have liked in this latest batch. rip Charles brown.
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Jan 22, 2016 15:17
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I made some galaxy nachos and they were good. I would like it if there was a new cookbook.
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Feb 10, 2016 00:33
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These last few strips have been real bad and dumb. Achewood is dead again.
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Apr 25, 2016 18:29
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This one was cool, and good.
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May 6, 2016 14:23
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You can't bugger a child online, not even with Flash.
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May 15, 2016 03:19
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Updates sliding.........rip achewood, imho.
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May 27, 2016 23:38
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Trumps Baby Hands posted:12/24/15 - 5/27/16 Im just saying the last time onstad pushed back an update for Reasons we got the conclusion of the penny arc
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May 28, 2016 04:54
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Ray stopped partying. He just doesn't subscribe to society's covenant re: proper hours. http://achewood.com/index.php?date=04192009
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Jun 17, 2016 18:09
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Molly is onstads wife. Molly leaving beef is canon.
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Jul 5, 2016 07:22
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Bongo Bill posted:The Anarchist's ****book The Anarchist's Cuckbook
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Oct 10, 2016 03:05
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There's a new comic. Unfortunately, Teodor is in it.
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Nov 11, 2016 19:21
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Chickenwalker posted:Have you read the strip? He was always a weed guy. Actually have YOU ever read the strip, onstad was a selfloathing alcoholic and now he's a guy wearing a NORML shirt and talking about his vape rig.
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Nov 21, 2016 16:08
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Do you think when Onstad goes out to eat he throws a big fit if somebody tells him he isn't allowed to vape inside the restaurant.
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Nov 21, 2016 16:08
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It's fun to imagine entries from modern Teodor's blog as being Onstad's personal blogs. quote:Perhaps late one quiet fall night I'll be on the couch, reading, with the window open, and I'll hear the faintest strains of live music coming out of a neighbor's garage. I'll walk over, surprised and excited by my boldness, and out of their little window they'll see me looking in from the sidewalk. An unused guitar will be leaning against an amp cabinet, and they'll wave me in. I'll strap it on while they vamp, and lift my pick between thumb and forefinger, and then, suddenly, those many decades I spent practicing the first ten seconds of Greensleeves and La Bamba will all have been worth it. quote:I won’t lie to you, it had been some time since I’d seen action of any sort, so my sad little body was going into overdrive with the juices and hormones (are hormones juices? Or are they, like, thin clear serums? I honestly don’t know, but I’m going with thin clear serums, on a hunch) it was creating around the idea of this horny woman. And since when are women overtly horny? Yeah, yeah, I’ve heard girls say that they’re just as horny as men, that they practice blowing carrots in the bathroom at the mall and all that, but really, now. Until a woman can convince me that she has masturbated using an old velvet cloche with some rubber bands holding it closed—while desperately trying to tickle her taint with a feather-haired pencil-topper she’s affixed to a chair leg with twist-tie—no dice. Bonus points if she can say she actually went to Goodwill with the express intent of buying this stuff, after thinking the design through, for the scandalous purposes heretofore described. For me these scenarios are usually ad hoc, but women are said to be more cerebral about sex. onstad.txt
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quote:Oh, I forgot to mention that she’d left a napkin in the toilet. It had balloons on it. There weren’t any napkins with balloons on them at the party. Did she have a kid? And who leaves a napkin in the toilet after flushing? Maybe she’d been picking her nose with it after the fact, or doing one of those secret things ladies do in bathrooms, like wiping her makeup around to make better cheekbones, or hiding the hole where the little alien baby wriggles its hand out. I tucked that one away.
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Nov 23, 2016 03:44
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Onstad should be ashamed of himself. For writing reasons
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Dec 9, 2016 16:46
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TenKindsOfCrazy posted:Onstad is 'poised to jump into the cannabis world.' Happy to see all my pissing and moaning about Weed Guy Onstad has been completely justified. It's cool that he went from being an alcoholic to a guy who can't stop talking about weed though
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Dec 16, 2016 20:32
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The one where Lyle tries to con T into thinking he threw away Todd is a classic.
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Dec 19, 2016 20:52
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Phillipe is five.
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Aug 14, 2017 00:03
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Vesi posted:What do we know about Philippe's father? Was it in the blogs since I don't remember anything in the comics? He's dead.
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Nov 8, 2017 04:00
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I tried gusano rojo last night.
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Dec 28, 2017 13:44
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It tastes like liquid smoke.
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Jul 29, 2018 16:10
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 Ray is down on his subscription to Polack Laffs.
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Sep 21, 2018 19:56
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Dude, your oven fries make me feel like Mrs. John Lithgow!
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Oct 8, 2018 03:54
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No Context Achewood posted the Double Music panel the other day and I can confidently say that The Todd Show is one of the three best, seated comfortably behind the Toilet Party and Goth Lil Nephew.
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R.A.D.C.H.I.L.I.E.S.
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