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myron cope posted:Oh I see how it works now. He knocks me out of commision so you can strut around in your fancy "number one" shirt! Yep, he's a dandy. He's a real fancy boy!
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# ¿ Jul 1, 2013 19:23 |
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# ¿ May 16, 2024 05:29 |
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potee posted:TR-6? I prefer to think of her as, "Elaine." Elaine! Hellooo! You look scrumptious!
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# ¿ Jul 2, 2013 22:27 |
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All signs point to YES!
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# ¿ Jul 10, 2013 20:08 |
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T-Bone!
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# ¿ Jul 25, 2013 16:25 |
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How about Mendy's, OOH!
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# ¿ Aug 16, 2013 20:31 |
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# ¿ Aug 22, 2013 20:11 |
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Not Skittles!
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# ¿ Sep 5, 2013 22:07 |
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haljordan posted:haljordan: holy poo poo i can get an 8 ball jacket like puddys for $99 2:00 PM Easier to ask for forgiveness than permission, dude.
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# ¿ Sep 10, 2013 19:58 |
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General Turgidson posted:Knicks tickets! Got em on the street from a scal-- uh, one of those guys, you know, the guys that uh, they sell the tickets to the sold out events. HEY JERRY LOOK WHAT I GOT
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# ¿ Sep 20, 2013 17:45 |
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Kel Varnsen.
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# ¿ Oct 25, 2013 21:57 |
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Lemon tree! Lemon tree!
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# ¿ Oct 26, 2013 16:50 |
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My son tells me your company STINKS!
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# ¿ Nov 15, 2013 17:37 |
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MisterBibs posted:I'm actually curious what the total percentage of the show, all told, we've quoted in this thread. I could ballpark it.
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# ¿ Dec 4, 2013 06:22 |
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How could this be?
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# ¿ Dec 18, 2013 18:21 |
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Kruger, my son tells me your company stinks! You couldn't smooth a silk sheet if you had a hot date with a babe... ...I lost my train of thought.
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# ¿ Dec 23, 2013 17:24 |
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Best Christmas gift ever? All signs point to YES!
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# ¿ Dec 28, 2013 00:04 |
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Beep, beep, beep? What are you doing?
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# ¿ Feb 24, 2014 20:57 |
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100% cotton uniforms.
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# ¿ Apr 16, 2014 18:28 |
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NO BAGEL NO BAGEL NO BAGEL
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# ¿ May 6, 2014 19:31 |
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Elaine, hello! You look scrumptious!
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# ¿ Jun 30, 2014 17:28 |
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I'm sorry. I'm very sorry. I'm so sorry that I didn't want your rather bulbous head struggling to find its way through the normal-sized neckhole of my finely knit sweater.
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# ¿ Jul 1, 2014 22:13 |
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Root Bear posted:I spilled some Chardonnay... My frankfurter fell, oh no. It was really good...I can't believe that I dropped it
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# ¿ Sep 15, 2014 16:23 |
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I like to stop at the duty free shop!
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# ¿ Nov 4, 2014 18:34 |
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FESTIVUS YES BAGELS NO
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# ¿ Dec 23, 2014 20:37 |
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Everybody's talkin' at me I can't hear a word they're saying Just driving 'round in Jon Voight's car...
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# ¿ Feb 28, 2015 16:08 |
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Change the title! Do me a personal favor!
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# ¿ Jul 3, 2015 16:42 |
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Do you work out with weights? You should!
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# ¿ Jul 6, 2015 20:21 |
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Diabolik900 posted:Here is an archive I created of that post with images in place: https://www.dropbox.com/s/915em4ukzvjzyxv/Seinfeld.zip Did you PM him before you saved these?
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# ¿ Jul 17, 2015 15:38 |
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Slider posted:Everybody out of the chunnel! Everybody out! The chunnel's gonna blow! That's gotta hurt!
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# ¿ Aug 18, 2015 16:39 |
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Mouse Cadet posted:What gives you the right to tell me how I would make my pie!? If you're one of us, you'll take a bite.
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# ¿ Sep 3, 2015 05:33 |
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Alec Berrrrrrrrrrrg.
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# ¿ Oct 18, 2015 15:23 |
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Your Dead Gay Son posted:STELLLLAAA I hate her like poison.
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# ¿ Oct 20, 2015 04:30 |
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Sweet fancy Moses!
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# ¿ Oct 21, 2015 13:30 |
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TMMadman posted:Welcome, new comers. The tradition of Festivus begins with the airing of grievances. TMMadman? My son tells me your company STINKS.
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# ¿ Dec 23, 2015 16:58 |
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My son tells me your company stinks!
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# ¿ Dec 23, 2018 18:04 |
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Who is this?
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# ¿ Feb 21, 2019 03:11 |
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Astro!
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# ¿ Sep 1, 2020 22:25 |
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I've never heard of this Jord. Frankly, it sounds made up!
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# ¿ Sep 21, 2020 14:49 |
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Stop crying and fight your father!
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# ¿ Dec 24, 2020 14:11 |
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# ¿ May 16, 2024 05:29 |
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TVGM posted:
Did you get gigantic drill's permission before posting this?
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# ¿ May 7, 2024 01:53 |