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The Human Cow
May 24, 2004

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myron cope posted:

Oh I see how it works now. He knocks me out of commision so you can strut around in your fancy "number one" shirt!

Yep, he's a dandy. He's a real fancy boy!

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The Human Cow
May 24, 2004

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potee posted:

TR-6? I prefer to think of her as, "Elaine."

Elaine! Hellooo! You look scrumptious!

The Human Cow
May 24, 2004

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All signs point to YES!

The Human Cow
May 24, 2004

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T-Bone!

The Human Cow
May 24, 2004

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How about Mendy's, OOH!

The Human Cow
May 24, 2004

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The Human Cow
May 24, 2004

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Not Skittles!

The Human Cow
May 24, 2004

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haljordan posted:

haljordan: holy poo poo i can get an 8 ball jacket like puddys for $99 2:00 PM

haljordan's GF: Please dont 2:00 PM

haljordan: YOU GOT A QUESTION? ASK THE 8 BALL 2:02 PM
haljordan: imma wear it to your cousins wedding 2:02 PM

haljordan's GF: No 2:04 PM

Easier to ask for forgiveness than permission, dude.

The Human Cow
May 24, 2004

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General Turgidson posted:

Knicks tickets! Got em on the street from a scal-- uh, one of those guys, you know, the guys that uh, they sell the tickets to the sold out events.

HEY JERRY LOOK WHAT I GOT

The Human Cow
May 24, 2004

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Kel Varnsen.

The Human Cow
May 24, 2004

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Lemon tree! Lemon tree!

The Human Cow
May 24, 2004

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My son tells me your company STINKS!

The Human Cow
May 24, 2004

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MisterBibs posted:

I'm actually curious what the total percentage of the show, all told, we've quoted in this thread.

I could ballpark it.

The Human Cow
May 24, 2004

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How could this be?

The Human Cow
May 24, 2004

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Kruger, my son tells me your company stinks! You couldn't smooth a silk sheet if you had a hot date with a babe...

...I lost my train of thought.

The Human Cow
May 24, 2004

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Best Christmas gift ever?



All signs point to YES!

The Human Cow
May 24, 2004

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Beep, beep, beep? What are you doing?

The Human Cow
May 24, 2004

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100% cotton uniforms.

The Human Cow
May 24, 2004

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NO BAGEL NO BAGEL NO BAGEL

The Human Cow
May 24, 2004

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Elaine, hello! You look scrumptious!

The Human Cow
May 24, 2004

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I'm sorry. I'm very sorry. I'm so sorry that I didn't want your rather bulbous head struggling to find its way through the normal-sized neckhole of my finely knit sweater.

The Human Cow
May 24, 2004

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Root Bear posted:

I spilled some Chardonnay... :sigh:

My frankfurter fell, oh no. It was really good...I can't believe that I dropped it :cry:

The Human Cow
May 24, 2004

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I like to stop at the duty free shop!

The Human Cow
May 24, 2004

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FESTIVUS YES

BAGELS NO

The Human Cow
May 24, 2004

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Everybody's talkin' at me
I can't hear a word they're saying
Just driving 'round in Jon Voight's car...

The Human Cow
May 24, 2004

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Change the title! Do me a personal favor!

The Human Cow
May 24, 2004

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Do you work out with weights? You should!

The Human Cow
May 24, 2004

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Diabolik900 posted:

Here is an archive I created of that post with images in place: https://www.dropbox.com/s/915em4ukzvjzyxv/Seinfeld.zip

It deserves to be saved for posterity.

Did you PM him before you saved these?

The Human Cow
May 24, 2004

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Slider posted:

Everybody out of the chunnel! Everybody out! The chunnel's gonna blow!

That's gotta hurt!

The Human Cow
May 24, 2004

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Mouse Cadet posted:

What gives you the right to tell me how I would make my pie!?

If you're one of us, you'll take a bite.

The Human Cow
May 24, 2004

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Alec Berrrrrrrrrrrg.

The Human Cow
May 24, 2004

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I hate her like poison.

The Human Cow
May 24, 2004

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Sweet fancy Moses!

The Human Cow
May 24, 2004

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TMMadman posted:

Welcome, new comers. The tradition of Festivus begins with the airing of grievances.

I got a lot of problems with you people! And now you're going to hear about it! :sassargh:

TMMadman? My son tells me your company STINKS.

The Human Cow
May 24, 2004

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My son tells me your company stinks!

The Human Cow
May 24, 2004

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Who is this?

The Human Cow
May 24, 2004

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Astro!

The Human Cow
May 24, 2004

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I've never heard of this Jord. Frankly, it sounds made up!

The Human Cow
May 24, 2004

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Stop crying and fight your father!

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The Human Cow
May 24, 2004

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TVGM posted:



I can still hear the retching, the screaming.

Did you get gigantic drill's permission before posting this?

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