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blarzgh posted:Lol, goddamn this state definitely does not need more incompetent loving attorneys. I come from a jurisdiction where there is no bar exam, you're qualified to do anything (except representing people in criminal proceedings, which is literally the only thing that you need bar for) whenever, and it's abysmal. It also leads to a stupid deadlock where whoever would grade the potential bar exams are exactly the people who are incompetent turds who work because they have a degree, not because they know anything or how to properly do anything, so introducing a bar exam would just make things even worse. People who know their poo poo are, for the most part, in the local equivalent of biglaw, and they neither can be assed nor will be asked to do it (they will be the ones graded by the incompetent idiots in academia and courts). The jurisdiction is Russia
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# ¿ Sep 15, 2016 20:35 |
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# ¿ May 6, 2024 22:22 |
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Adar posted:there are three generations of Russian lawyers in my family tree and this is probably actually the best Russian law has been in the last hundred years and change Oh, I do agree Although it would benefit from not having all of the junk that is introduced for no reasons other than Putin's foreign policy (for example, to me, the stupid food embargo is customs law, not foreign policy) But everything that isn't purely political is mostly getting better
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# ¿ Sep 15, 2016 22:21 |
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Treemeister posted:I only wish good things for all of you internet law goons in the new year. Please don't work on Christmas. There's plenty of people who have no job and thus won't work on Christmas
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# ¿ Dec 22, 2016 17:02 |
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JohnCompany posted:
That sounds like something they'd do in Russia
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# ¿ Jan 31, 2017 17:43 |
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I just randomly remembered a thing Back in my law school days some guys would wear a suit to class every day You would also see an occasional bowtie and eyes would roll Do law school kids do this in the US?
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# ¿ Feb 10, 2017 17:15 |
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Mr. Nice! posted:Yes. Kalman posted:Yes. especially the part with the eye rolling. Phil Moscowitz posted:Yes! Sometimes in the south they show up in a bow tie and a loving seersucker. Good to know that some things are the same no matter where you are
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# ¿ Feb 10, 2017 21:49 |
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Hot Dog Day #91 posted:I believe there are a few schools that let you finish your undergraduate degree as part of your first year of law school. They're mostly gimmick schools attempting to attract their own undergrads. Wait, does that mean that US lawyers do nothing but background work until they're in their late 20s/early 30s? I'm 22, I began working a week ago after two LLM equivalents ( a)without any "summer associate" things during law school and whatnot, and b) don't laugh at "LLM equivalent", in Russia it's not only a waste of time and money, but also a prerequisite to get hired anywhere half-decent), and I have my first court hearing in a week and a half I'd go loving insane if I had to do nothing but doc review anbd research for years
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# ¿ Mar 17, 2017 18:16 |
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Nonexistence posted:On a lower level of discourse, this is what your clients do to come to the decision that you are a bad lawyer even though you gave sound advice. Preworkouts. Or caffeine pills, as the poster above suggests. Or both
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# ¿ Mar 19, 2017 14:08 |
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The plaintiff (me, the case is bulletproof): the defendant proposed to settle, but we don't want to settle The defendant (who knows they have no case): we want to settle, here's our proposal The plaintiff: we know your proposal, we don't want to settle Judge: gently caress off plaintiff, if I don't give you time to settle now, then you'll just end up settling during the appeal. Come back in a month For this, my colleague and I had to wait for 2 hours. The hearing lasted exactly 3 minutes and 39 seconds. I hate this.
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# ¿ Mar 30, 2017 22:19 |
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mastershakeman posted:are you really this naive or is it an internet persona thing In Europe, some areas of international law are an actual thing that exists. Human rights law is one of these areas.
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# ¿ Apr 17, 2017 23:02 |
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Nice piece of fish posted:And in a big way. Human Rights, or specifically the ECHR, are usually incorporated into national law, oftentimes even written into the constitution itself or at least given weight whenever conflicting with national law. This has a bunch of important effects, not the least of which procedural. For example, this means that in general in Europe you have the right to be considered "charged" with a criminal offence once you are detained, which unlocks a bunch of rights that are vital to your defence, not the least of which the immediate right to an attourney. ECHR also homogenizes a (very strict) principle of double jeopardy as another for instance, and even imposes a positive obligation to act on states under art. 2 and 3 where the member nation is required to promptly and efficiently investigate, prosectute and punish murder and torture. You wouldn't think that last one would be much of a right, but Turkey (that shining beacon on a hill when it comes to human rights ) has been convicted several times for that. Here in Russia, there are lawyers whose primary practice is doing ECHR cases where Russia violated [insert literally any provision of the ECHR] Also, international law lawyers are the only people here with something resembling legal writing skills
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# ¿ Apr 18, 2017 16:59 |
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Nice piece of fish posted:Sounds like a good racket. Wait, domestically or direct complaints? Russia does have art. 13 remedies, right? Direct complaints. Russia doesn't have an awful lot of fundamental defects left in its legislation, it's the legislative process for new legislation and the way people apply it that is profoundly hosed Nice piece of fish posted:And of course the dueling right/special process of Holmgang is our own idea, which is why swordsmanship is an elective in uni even though it's fairly rare these days. This is awesome. Is there a conversion course for Norwegian law? Preferably one where speaking English and sort of kind of Swedish would be enough? :v;
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# ¿ Apr 21, 2017 17:30 |
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I never thought I'd get to tinker with the website of my law firm, but here I am I guess this is what associates in boutiques do
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2017 17:00 |
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Trumps Baby Hands posted:I'll won't experience the joy of making a bunch of money that I never have a chance to spend because I'm spending 80 hours a week doing busy work for assholes and then get fired after 10 years because there's a whole new crop of desperate millenials who will do the same work basically for free When there's a new lawyer thread, this post should be the op (Except the part about making a bunch of money, I make 600$/month and that's slightly above market for my location and level of seniority)
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# ¿ Apr 30, 2017 21:38 |
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SlothBear posted:Trial by jury is only hope innocent people have where I practice. Where I practice, there is no hope for innocent people. So I don't practice criminal law, gently caress that poo poo.
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# ¿ May 4, 2017 20:37 |
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Nice piece of fish posted:What kind of work do paralegals do? We don't have them. In Russia, "paralegal" is one of the terms used to denote the lowest position in the food chain, reserved for last year students and new graduates. Actual functions vary from firm to firm and a paralegal can perform the work of a legal secretary, of a legal secretary on steroids, of a regular secretary, of a courier, of a legal translator, of an administrative assistant, and of an actual lawyer. The last one is very rare and in no case should a paralegal expect to get a living wage. nutri_void fucked around with this message at 19:17 on May 11, 2017 |
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Nice piece of fish posted:Just being facetious. I can see that happening, at the same time I can see the bar association getting involved to give that judge a proper smack because I can hardly think of anything more stupid than not paying the lawyer their money. It's like not putting oil in your engine. Russian judges always reduce the amount to laughable numbers. They compare the money billed (the actual costs) to the client against their salary, see that their salary is nowhere near the amount billed, and reduce the fees to like 1500 dollars nutri_void fucked around with this message at 19:21 on May 11, 2017 |
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Being an eminent international law practitioner that I am, I was summoned to grade some graduation exams in my original law school Holy loving poo poo, they desperately need something like writing 101. Also "what is a syllogism" The kids have been in law school in one form or another for 6 years
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# ¿ May 20, 2017 17:24 |
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Nice piece of fish posted:Who the gently caress has energy for that poo poo after office hours. That's why you do it during office hours. Don't forget to bill it, too.
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# ¿ Jun 3, 2017 12:44 |
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A court ruling was published 2 hours ago (midnight) An appeal must be ready by Monday I love my job
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# ¿ Jun 4, 2017 00:24 |
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Nice piece of fish posted:Oh, and by the way, I just got asked to consult on a choice of law issue, and I was curious as to your take on it: Wait, is this a choice of law or a forum selection question?
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# ¿ Jun 6, 2017 18:42 |
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Nice piece of fish posted:Alright, so here's the thing (just, you know, the quick and dirty version). 1) Do you not have the distinction between procedural and substantive law re: choice of law? In my jurisdiction (Russia), Russian procedural rules will always apply, but the substantive law does not necessarily have to be Russian. This means that, in theory, a Russian court may end up having to try a case and apply, say, Illinois law (of course, no one is actually dumb enough to design any contract like that. I hope). In commecrial disputes, the court is only free to apply Russian law in these situations if the parties to the disopute fail to bring any evidence of what the content of the foreign law in question actually is. In non-commercial disputes (commercial disputes have a separate loving procedure code for them, which is an 85% duplicate of the general civil procedure code), I have no loving idea 2) Wait, what's the point even of being a party to anything international or European, then, barring the slow crawling process of harmonization? Also, I have my doubts on whether choice of law in consumer protection can be elevated to the level of public policy
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# ¿ Jun 7, 2017 23:34 |
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evilweasel posted:i thought russian law was you just put each side's bribe on one side of the scales of justice and the side with the meritorious case drops to the ground No, it's just regular civil law in regular commercial disputes, "you're hosed" in criminal law, "i have no idea what's going on" in non-commercial disputes. The only thing close to what you describe is battling against state corporations when they really want something to happen, but even then it's not bribes you put on the scales, but the amount of ex-KGB gangsters you can recruit to support your position (in which case you're hosed if the answer is zero or you refuse to do it for ethical reasons) The age of bribes in courts is (mostly) gone, today is the age of fear
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# ¿ Jun 7, 2017 23:55 |
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Russia is like 85% paper 70% paper for commercial courts and 100% paper for non-commercial courts
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# ¿ Jun 12, 2017 23:32 |
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TheAwfulWaffle posted:JESUS CHRIST. Why is that my version of Acrobat only prints double-sided copies to my secretary's printer, and if I want to print single-sided copies I have to use the goddam printer down that hall that only prints one loving page at a time and needs a loving client-matter number for every. goddam. page. Some questions contain their own answers
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# ¿ Jun 14, 2017 20:07 |
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A question from a non-US lawgoon: What ranking is used to set the T1/T2/T3 hierarchy of law schools?
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# ¿ Jun 17, 2017 22:41 |
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Rolled Cabbage posted:Does anyone know the going rate for doc review in UAE? This thread doesn't give advice on non-US jurisdictions, apart from the universal "Don't go to law school" There's like one goonlawyer from Norway and Russia each in the thread, as far as I know I may have also seen a Canadian
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# ¿ Jul 4, 2017 18:28 |
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Meatbag Esq. posted:My fantasy job right now is opening a rock climbing gym. In the core group of four in our small office, the managing partner wants to buy a boat and use it to ship stuff, I want to open a gym, one more guy wants to go into teaching, and the fourth is borderline alcoholic Go to law school
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# ¿ Sep 19, 2017 22:05 |
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The best thing is that even if you make something good, it'll be lovely anyway, because everything legal is by definition lovely
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# ¿ Oct 7, 2017 18:47 |
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Jaded Burnout posted:Yeah baby that's me. The US goons were of the opinion "that's dumb don't do that" while some UK ones felt that UK law school is different enough to (and cheaper enough than) the US version to make it worthwhile. UK? Doesn't it take, like, 4 years after law school to be eligible for becoming qualified?
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# ¿ Oct 8, 2017 10:51 |
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Jaded Burnout posted:It varies and is changing right now, but yeah. Maybe I do that, maybe I don't. I considered doing that for a bit (applicable law to any kind of money in my country is the law of England and Wales), because being a common-law qualified lawyer makes me win against any competition by default and ensures that the money I earn is slightly above my current equivalent of 25k/year, but then I saw how many years that takes and gently caress that
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# ¿ Oct 8, 2017 15:48 |
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Tokelau All Star posted:What's with these married adults feeling like they need to have "friends" and a "social life"? You're right, tacos are superior to both
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# ¿ Oct 13, 2017 22:49 |
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Phil Moscowitz posted:You know how sometimes daddy steps on the dog's foot by accident and she cries and everyone feels bad? Daddy's work is like that except at work daddy steps on people and only they cry and nobody really feels bad New thread title
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# ¿ Oct 15, 2017 21:56 |
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Phil Moscowitz posted:You're the russian lawyer right? Surely you tell your kids really special and heartwarming things I'm in my early 20s*, so it's someone else's kids for the foreseeable future *possible due to the way the education system is structured
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# ¿ Oct 15, 2017 22:22 |
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My office is seriously considering purchasing a chainsaw with the sole purpose of there being a chainsaw in the office. We already have a baseball bat for reasons.
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# ¿ Oct 20, 2017 17:21 |
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Newfie posted:I went to Albert with a team that could not compete because one of our teammates hosed up their part of the written submissions so badly we had a 15/100 point penalty going in. The Jessup usually comes down to a couple point spread. Met some cool Vancouver lawyers who I still talk to though What the gently caress was your coach doing?
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# ¿ Oct 21, 2017 20:13 |
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Jaded Burnout posted:Don't go to law school. It's really boring. That was quick
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# ¿ Oct 21, 2017 21:42 |
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Jaded Burnout posted:Well, it vacillates constantly between very interesting and tremendously boring. When issues of the Harvard Law Review from the 1800s are the most modern documents you've read all week by half a millennium, you know you're in for a fun ride. Huh, I guess there are benefits to my legal system being 25 years old after all
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# ¿ Oct 21, 2017 22:09 |
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Thank gently caress I don't have to do anything criminal
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# ¿ Nov 2, 2017 16:22 |
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disjoe posted:I remember reading a pretty interesting article like a year ago that discussed how incompatible the concept of personal jurisdiction is with the internet. This is already what doing anything internet-related in a civil law jurisdiciton is like It's awful and I'm glad I deal with old-school physical things that are sold, bought, lost, broken etc. There's a local biglaw superstar who manages to openly be a colossal geek and the guy seriously spent some time trying to figure out how and what law should apply to Diablo 3 gold back in the RMAH era. And to the items. The attemtps were in vain, but the exercise was somewhat fun nutri_void fucked around with this message at 18:03 on Nov 4, 2017 |
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