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Chicken Doodle posted:Nobody puts period in the corner. My summer at Dairy Queen says 
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This seems like something the thread will appreciate. Barely NWS but tagged anyway: https://m.imgur.com/32wqpD9
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Pentaghastly posted:Some old rear end white lady seriously came up to us during our shift meeting, said "I have just had the most ridiculous experience in this store. All I wanted was 4 vanilla bean scones and you were out, its absurd that you would be out of those" She's the poo reviewer at TA? That explains the attitude. 
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Oct 30, 2018 18:46
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The Lord Bude posted:wait; are you telling me American banks have loving drive-thru like a Mcdonalds? They used to be common, though many of the staffed windows and vacuum tubes are being replaced with drive up ATMs.
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Nov 10, 2018 03:54
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Duckman2008 posted:My favorite Drive Thru I have ever seen is Frozen Daiquiris in New Orleans. There are Daiquiri shops everywhere around New Orleans, which essentially is those frozen slushees you see at gas stations, but loaded with tons of booze. The legal ruling was that it's not an open container until someone puts the straw through the lid. The shop didn't serve you a drink while you were driving, they just gave you a closed vessel and a straw. What happens after that is on you! 
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Nov 10, 2018 17:15
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Cythereal posted:Sadly, Manager With A Spine eventually got fired for loving one of the bakery girls in a back closet. A bone too far.
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Dec 8, 2018 19:32
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Didn't realize Wal-Mart gave their employees stock now  What an incentive! Stay alive, retail goons.
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Dec 22, 2018 00:29
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Aniodia posted:Oh man, I've read the Acts of Gord, and I don't think I could come close to getting away with even half of what he did. Maybe if I was the owner, and even then... It would be charitable to say that Gord exaggerated most of his stories.
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Dec 22, 2018 17:36
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silvergoose posted:Down with that. 100's are for depositing and casinos. Also for rubber banding on either side of a thick wad of 1s if you want to test drive a much nicer car then you can otherwise afford.
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Jan 8, 2019 01:41
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Fresh Like Zafo posted:Anyone had a customer and his friends roll up into their store, phone in hand recording, accosting cashiers with a dildo, even going so far as to slap a returns associate in the face with it? Sounds like an attempt to become a YouTube sensation.
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Jan 26, 2019 19:38
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Malachite_Dragon posted:What the hell is a jumper Sweater in the UK or pinafore dress in the US.
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Feb 2, 2019 02:49
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Leal posted:
I think you can get one of those in the most recent Final Fantasy from a secret boss.
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Apr 13, 2019 19:09
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Zenithe posted:Over loudspeaker: The store is closed before the impending apocalypse, please finalise your purchases Steely Dan had a song about that which wouldn’t sound out of place in a store: https://youtu.be/OG9yg1waqvA
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Apr 19, 2019 13:13
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Pentaghastly posted:DM emailed me. It’s happening. I’ve got to find coworkers that can corroborate and would be willing to meet with her as well. 
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May 9, 2019 23:53
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Is there anything particular about Cintas paper towel and soap dispensers that is bad? A few years ago it seemed like every store restroom in the DC area got them and then within a couple of years they almost unanimously just went to a bottle of Dial on the sink and a roll of Brawny on top of the dispenser. I know they make their money from selling refills to stores who get the machines and may have simply jacked up the price.
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May 19, 2019 20:43
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EugeneJ posted:The batteries die and no one knows how to change them, or the keys get misplaced Yeah, batteries and keys are the bane of any powered restroom appliances, I didn’t know if these red Cintas things had anything weird like motors that are known to burn out or if it’s just a coincidence. Places that have other brands in the restroom seem to largely have them working.
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May 20, 2019 02:02
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Cowslips Warren posted:My question for Amazon is, with the rumor of their self-driving delivery cars...how the gently caress do you insure the customer only takes their box and not every single one in the truck? Set it up like the Amazon Lockers where each box is in its own locked cubby and your code only opens the door for your box.
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May 24, 2019 02:36
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Leal posted:I thought Amazon was gonna be delivering stuff with drones. Whatever happened with that? 
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May 24, 2019 03:01
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Leal posted:Oh and we also have to put our tide pods and similar cleaning products under lock and key cause apparently crack heads throw it in bottles of water and drink it to get high? They sell it. It’s useful enough and untraceable enough that it’s easy to convert to cash so it’s accepted as payment by parts of the underground economy.
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May 24, 2019 19:05
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Aniodia posted:For as much as I hope you're joking about this, it sounds completely bat-poo poo insane enough to be totally legit. It’s real: https://consumerist.com/2013/01/18/how-tide-became-an-underground-currency/ https://www.nytimes.com/roomfordebate/2013/01/14/why-would-drug-dealers-use-tide-as-a-currency https://amp.businessinsider.com/the-tide-black-market-2013-1
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Online personality tests are digital phrenology.
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May 29, 2019 00:57
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7/11 never forget
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Jul 11, 2019 19:08
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The Lord Bude posted:What the gently caress is juuling? Vaping.
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Aug 3, 2019 03:22
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Eric the Mauve posted:In my experience 90% of the time that rear end in a top hat is also driving a semi Brake pads and gas both cost money.
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Aug 10, 2019 22:37
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Rainbow Knight posted:i dealt with a guy a while ago and when he got in my face the first thing i did was size up his throat. is this a normal thing? i'm not making assumptions about you or anything but i'm curious and this stuck out Classy Freddie Blassie has a primer for you on this topic.
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Sep 1, 2019 22:41
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Eric the Mauve posted:I live in eastern PA where both Wawa and Sheetz exist and a lot of people are fiercely loyal to one or the other and I'm always like... Sheetz more like Shiitz!!
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Sep 27, 2019 00:40
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Alkydere posted:Amazon switched to scanners fixed to our stations via their USB cables because they were tired of us shipping our hand scanners to customers. There’s a lot to be said for cords. At work awe have an inspection robot on the end of a cord that I refuse to upgrade to a radio controlled untethered unit because I’ve lost count of the number of times I’ve retrieved it by pulling the tether. Haven’t lost one yet, and have spent $0 on batteries since it plugs right into the wall.
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Oct 11, 2019 02:31
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ijii posted:Our company has finally started its move to a dark place with no return in sight. The Circuit City strategy, let’s see how it pays off this time.
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Oct 12, 2019 01:49
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cephalopods posted:I just googled "rocket cart" and that thing looks very similar to the dairy racks my store retired 10+ years ago and only keeps around for emergency freezer-pulling I googled it and the first three results were for law firms asking if I’d been run over by a rocket cart.
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Oct 19, 2019 15:52
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NerdyMcNerdNerd posted:That one Terminal Lance comic strip, except retail. https://terminallance.com/2010/02/02/terminal-lance-9-the-natural-age-progression-of-a-weapons-platoon-commander/
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Nov 13, 2019 04:07
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Eric the Mauve posted:Yes that's definitely what a person zooming at 60MPH past 33 cars and then veering in front of the first car-length opening he sees is doing I forced a guy trying to do this into a guardrail once when he was more focused on yelling and flipping me off than driving. It may be the best thing I do in my whole life. 
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Pentaghastly posted:What’s the most grandparents anyone has ever had? Because I think I have a record holder in my store. Theoretically unlimited if all your grandparents have an Elizabeth Taylor kind of thing going on. More than a half dozen is getting implausible, since having just 8 would require 100% divorce and remarriage at that generation or a full complement of biological and adoptive family still living.
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Inspector 34 posted:Including step grand parents I ended up with 10 total, maybe 11 but I can't remember if one of them ended up remarrying or not. Not that I was super close with all of them. I think I only met my stepdad's parents/step parents on a couple of occasions when I was around 12 years old. But they existed and that's a leg up on people making up fake deaths in the family I guess. Good point, I didn’t consider doubling from one’s parents remarrying.
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Nov 27, 2019 23:29
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Aniodia posted:I get a text message this morning "Hey, what's wrong with the computer?" As in, the computer where we see who has store credit, how we keep track of who bought systems, how we look up prices for tradeins and audits, basically the whole brain behind the operation. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqzTmzyMmtU
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Dec 21, 2019 20:13
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Aniodia posted:On the plus side, I found out there's a bank right within, oh, a half-hour walk or so that apparently is looking to hire tellers, so at least getting my foot in the door there may not be a bad thing. If you’re serious about the bank job I would be cautious about unauthorized access to banking information, especially if it’s the same bank.
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Leal posted:So goons, you are going out with your SO or your date or whatever. You both then start getting a little warm and tingly inbetween the legs. So where do you go to let off some steam? The display bed in the home goods department.
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Jan 15, 2020 03:14
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Elmnt80 posted:Does this count for assistants too, because god drat I really do not want to sleep with any of my direct reports. Looks like quittin time at the ugly factory in here. turn on your monitor
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Jan 19, 2020 06:23
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The Lord Bude posted:Karens are way to high in cholesterol and saturated fats. No self respecting horror monster would defile their body by eating that poo poo. Sometimes you just crave junk food after a hectic day.
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Volmarias posted:So what's the over / under on this place loving with your friend's paycheck and pretending they're just too dumb to understand it? 0.5, like it is with every binary proposition.
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