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MrL_JaKiri
Sep 23, 2003

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Barry Ferguson has really let himself go

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MrL_JaKiri
Sep 23, 2003

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That's... pretty awful

MrL_JaKiri
Sep 23, 2003

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Shegetz posted:

Unless I missed something at the last Jewish Cabal Meeting I'm fairly sure Sean Allan can sleep soundly knowing the Zionist war machine has zero interest in bulldozing poxy Sunderland.

Yossi and Big Tal loaned to Sunderland on Big Wages just to ruin this guys day please.

Tal Ben Haim is a former Sunderland player

MrL_JaKiri
Sep 23, 2003

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ICA posted:

I mean a drink once or twice a year(after winning a trophy) is alright in my book

That's not nuts though, that's "things that should be expected of professional athletes"

MrL_JaKiri
Sep 23, 2003

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Jose posted:

loving lol. Where did that come from?

I love the logic in that one.

MrL_JaKiri
Sep 23, 2003

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Paul Pot posted:

sounds like rafa pissed off al qaeda's birmingham sleeper cell

They're West Brom fans, not seen Monkeydust?

MrL_JaKiri
Sep 23, 2003

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Pissflaps posted:

A young sunderland fan getting a little bit carried away by the transfer dealings at the Stadium of Light.

To be fair, back in the late 90's our transfer policy was "Fall out with good right back, buy shittier right back to replace him" for three seasons in a row so anything is a step up

MrL_JaKiri
Sep 23, 2003

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When Keegan was first appointed they were bottom of the second division so that sounds pretty good!

MrL_JaKiri
Sep 23, 2003

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Pissflaps posted:

He means Keegan's first spell managing Newcastle, rather than the beginning of his time there.

Are you sure Pissflaps, because signing Wes Brown doesn't make me think "breaking British transfer record"

MrL_JaKiri
Sep 23, 2003

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Fabregas is a defensive midfielder, absolutely

MrL_JaKiri
Sep 23, 2003

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Jose posted:

It also doesn't show number of tackles made

Or interceptions. Or a whole host of things important to a midfielder.

MrL_JaKiri
Sep 23, 2003

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I am OK posted:

Uh, is that who I think it is?

If you think it's that "I support Man United and Liverpool" tumblr account then yes. If you think it's, I dunno, Arshavin? then no.

MrL_JaKiri
Sep 23, 2003

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To be fair he wasn't sacked for that, just despite.

MrL_JaKiri
Sep 23, 2003

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Where the gently caress is France

[edit]

That article is ludicrous all the way through.

quote:

Newcastle is a special club. It is the only team in the northernmost city of England, fiercely proud of its regional isolation, its separateness from the rest of the nation.

Only team in the northernmost city but there's one a dozen miles south too.

And DURHAM ISN'T NEWCASTLE, CHRIST

MrL_JaKiri fucked around with this message at 17:34 on Nov 10, 2011

MrL_JaKiri
Sep 23, 2003

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Xabi posted:

I might be cynical, but I can't really feel bad for people who choose to fight in a silly war and manage to get killed in the process.

The vast majority will be there due to a combination of economic hardship and propaganda.

MrL_JaKiri
Sep 23, 2003

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Xabi posted:

Valid point. I was hungry and a bit angry when I made that post.

Feel free to get angry again, about that huge racist!

MrL_JaKiri
Sep 23, 2003

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Rekkit posted:

Because it was the weekend of course! No really I want to read about how boring Barcelona is and how much of a pussy Neymar is.

What the gently caress are you talking about

MrL_JaKiri
Sep 23, 2003

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Chuggo posted:

Martin oneil has made me fall in love with sunderland again! I like every single 1 of our players apart from that oval office who should stick too building pyramids. . . You no who you are (paki).

Never say racists are ignorant of the people they're trying to vilify.

And I have no idea what he's got against Elmo, sure he's not been great but he's not exactly Marcos Angeleri (yes, we still have an argie international right back on our books doing nothing!)

MrL_JaKiri
Sep 23, 2003

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It's spelt "Chuggo"

MrL_JaKiri
Sep 23, 2003

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The Clit Avoider posted:

I don't think there's any other team in the spl who have a sizeable group of fans who genuinely believe that their football team's troubles are indicative of a low-level catholic/opus dei plot to break up the union of the UK and subjugate protestants.

There might be but no-one would care or find out

MrL_JaKiri
Sep 23, 2003

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Xabi posted:

I remember a match between Liverpool v Sunderland (I think) at Anfield, where there was something like 26-0 shots on target.

Ended 0-0, of course.

Wasn't us, at least not as far back as I can remember.

MrL_JaKiri
Sep 23, 2003

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Xabi posted:

Just checked it. It was against Sunderland in 2003.

Oh right, on target :downs:

MrL_JaKiri
Sep 23, 2003

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Xabi posted:

This is pretty much spot on.

All the people who think that Paul Scholes is the equal or better of Xavi, Iniesta and Xabi Alonso are dumb as gently caress.

People such as Xavi, Iniesta and Xabi Alonso.

Xavi posted:

In the last 15 to 20 years the best central midfielder that I have seen — the most complete — is Scholes. I have spoken with Xabi Alonso about this many times. Scholes is a spectacular player who has everything.

MrL_JaKiri
Sep 23, 2003

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On Paulo di Canio:

quote:

Just read 442 magazine article on Barcelona and when Cruyff took over as manager in late eighties. I am not trying to compare us with Barcelona, however he went for wholesale changes, sold fans favourites and replaced them with his players. He also changed the whole philosophy of the club from youth scouting to the way they played and, in this article at least, is credited with how they play today. Cruyff was also an arrogant type who fell out with a fair few. He was also there for a number of years to get it right. Just saying like......

MrL_JaKiri
Sep 23, 2003

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Riotgrrill posted:

Exactly what I thought of as well!

Never will not be funny.

Ah, back when James Milner was a striker

MrL_JaKiri
Sep 23, 2003

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Gonna be more than one goal

MrL_JaKiri
Sep 23, 2003

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Teams that score more goals are more likely to win, as are teams that concede fewer goals

A lot of 538's post-election output is a heady mixture of misuse of data or misrepresenting data.

MrL_JaKiri
Sep 23, 2003

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Agreed, North Korea World Cup 2026

MrL_JaKiri
Sep 23, 2003

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Byolante posted:

I am mentally broken by the idea of Honduras being better than South Korea and Australia

They have to be really good, they beat the USA

MrL_JaKiri
Sep 23, 2003

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What's with all the early alphabet names

MrL_JaKiri
Sep 23, 2003

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hopterque posted:

So do you think the stats came from Fifa or Football Manager?

The sources are youtube videos and a Manchester United fan site which says nothing about how he plays other than that he's a winger

MrL_JaKiri
Sep 23, 2003

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Oh Danny Boy, the pipes, the pipes are calling

MrL_JaKiri
Sep 23, 2003

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quote:

A very bald and brave one

Actually Stalin was hairy

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bald%96hairy

MrL_JaKiri
Sep 23, 2003

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euroboy posted:

"the new Duncan Edwards" I believed they called him.

Seems accurate to me, Edwards was also poo poo at football by his 22nd birthday

MrL_JaKiri
Sep 23, 2003

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Lightbulb Grease posted:

Every sentence is hilarious, but this one stands out to me because Terrence Corcoran has clearly never heard of the Olympics.

Or cricket or rugby or whatever

MrL_JaKiri
Sep 23, 2003

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pdog posted:

This but also for the club and likewise for Rangers. Time for the mighty Dons to rain supreme.

I don't think the FA would let them move on again from Milton Keynes tbh

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MrL_JaKiri
Sep 23, 2003

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straight up brolic posted:

this is actually a fair comment and is probably the least bad thing on spurs reddit today

And of course it's downvoted

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