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Funso Banjo posted:What kind of mind goes to the trouble of correctly spelling the word "deflection", but then types the rest of that post? The best thing about having Geordies on your facebook is that they all write phonetically.
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He's not even the bloke who dreamt about Xabi Alonso scoring from his own half and then put £200 on it. That was a far better likely fictional dream.
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ibroxmassive posted:The law in England and Wales is difficult because the Sexual Offences Act 2003 was a horribly written piece of legislation. what if the 14 year old is mafia?
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Big Piece O poo poo posted:countdown to Maradona firing back in ... 3 ... 2 ... Diego Maradona, in response to the Pele quote about Messi posted:My God, that is just stupid Football's great statesmen again elevate the game.
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Hallowed Turban posted:Probably fake but I don't think a man named "@notcarlcole" is actually Carlton Cole but I can't prove this
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c0burn posted:Haha where is that from RedCafe We're all counting down until Moysie poaches Anichebe
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May 9, 2013 22:05
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I've never waivered from my belief that if anyone claims to be a "Six Sigma Black Belt", you should be allowed to kick them as hard as you can in the knee
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moyes correctly pictured as a dark horse waiting for his moment to pounce a scottish dark horse with three legs
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I'm not sure I can cope with the idea of an Arsenal fan making a Youtube video (or having an opinion about anything, ever), and it actually being funny and self-aware
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Columbus had the right idea, he was just an underachiever
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Dirk Pitt posted:Are Man Utd fans claiming the Dutch semi final appearance? Really? we are, op, it's fully sick
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Jul 6, 2014 13:30
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it's me, i paid david luiz £10 to be useless in the world cup semi final
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Jul 11, 2014 19:45
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One day I am going to travel to America, where I will find every American who didn't enjoy the World Cup Final because it didn't have eight goals in and kick them in the shins I'd also like to see the Grand Canyon
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Jul 15, 2014 19:38
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Imagine Floyd Mayweather bombing down the right against Sunderland and then suddenly claiming to have an injury and hiding in the bathroom when he has to play against City, it'd be sweet as heck imho
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Gigi Galli posted:Juventus except for a few very quiet years. Is it really a "fanbase" if only 600 people show up?
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Oct 30, 2014 21:51
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Gigi Galli posted:This would have been funny about 3 years ago but Juventus sells out all their home games. All of my Serie A jokes are based on things that happened there 5-10 years ago But if Italy doesn't have an obligation to be up to date with the modern world, I'd don't see why I should start
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Oct 30, 2014 22:05
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The history sperg in me wants to point out that Stalin choosing to stay in Moscow was almost entirely irrelevant to the outcome of Operation Barbarossa, and the main argument is as to Hitler choosing to delay the attack on Moscow from July until October 1941 since he didn't see it as critical to winning the war. It is, however, the sort of thing that Stalin would talk up in a press conference before going home to look at the picture of himself he keeps in his own house.
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Gigi Galli posted:Meelan James Richardson likes this
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When was the last time Rangers put out a team that strong? 1998?
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Tsaedje posted:to be fair he scores <3 goals per season hail satan
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blue footed boobie posted:Why the gently caress are they the hearts of oak, anyway? Probably because there's an actual team called that in, like, Ghana or one of those places, and MLS is entirely supported by cargo-culters
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Feb 26, 2015 10:46
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he's not really there
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ephex posted:Jesus Christ chuggo what have you unearthed I think Columbus discovered it first, tbh
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Mar 14, 2015 22:19
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luvd is thinner than this, also the girl should be crying
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Apr 10, 2015 18:53
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Byolante posted:Its not, Ghandi was actually a liverpool fan because he really hated blacks and jews. If everyone who really hated blacks and jews became a Liverpool fan, I'm pretty sure half of the posters on here would be plastic Americans talking about how Brendan needs more time It doesn't bear thinking about
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May 22, 2015 21:39
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trem_two posted:A Team of “Altidores” been done https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkRL4LeCOzM
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I cracked up at the Gordon Taylor gag and I won't hear a word against it
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Sep 18, 2015 19:47
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i always forget just how painfully bad american commentary really is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXpiKpAxkXU
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I'm imagining 11 Messis trying to defend a corner and doing some lols tbf
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jyrka posted:What did he suggest to do with the ball on the wings then? cut inside and shoot, every time and that boy grew up to be ashley young
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"how's this for eminent domain" bellowed John Henry, as he fired another batch of white phosphorus out onto Skerries Road
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I think part of that is just that print journalism is a dying medium and nobody in 2021 is reading newspaper articles to find out what happened in the foot There may not be a huge market for Sid Lowe doing his "riverrun, past Xabi and Iniesta" shtick and writing 2,000 words on eating an orange in Zaragoza, but it has more of a market than just saying that Barcelona won 5-0 again, which will literally just come up on a Google search without begging you to donate to the Guardian
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Mickolution posted:Holy poo poo, I thought it was from Reddit or something. Not sure why they'd ask Clive Woodward to come up with a solution? I'm not saying that this is linked to him playing in an era where it wasn't a red to pick a player up and drop him on his skull, but I'm definitely writing that on the internet I for one can't wait to see Middlesbrough beat City 8-0 and then everyone traipses back out onto the field to do a penalty shootout for no reason or competitive benefit
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After everything that's happened over the last few years, I think maybe we should consider not awarding major tournaments to horrid kleptocracies with no respect for women or religious minorities but if the Saudis can partner with someone else... it might just be workable
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Jul 16, 2021 15:47
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EC10 posted:not sure about the later posts but cant argue with this just lionel messi sullenly kicking a rock through the streets of paris for want of anything better to do on his day off "yeah, the money's good, but I could have been in salt lake city or guangdong province right now, living the life"
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crimp and fold till the club is sold
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TheBigAristotle posted:I matched with someone on Hinge and the topic I had was "We'll get along if..." and I put "if you watch or play soccer". yeah but did she show you her chebs or not
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Michael Owen had 44 appearances for England by the end of 2002, and died in a knee explosion in 2006 it is a bad prediction
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I love the implication that adverts are broadcast live and that he can't be at the game because he's gone to that London to sell razors; just an old man barking at a television screen like a dog that's seen another dog come out of that box and fight me you coward
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