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thehappyprince
Apr 4, 2006

Alastair Cock

This guy looks like a real winner

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thehappyprince
Apr 4, 2006

Alastair Cock

8XL can't exist surely

thehappyprince
Apr 4, 2006

Alastair Cock

Googled it and found

http://www.kitbag.com/stores/kitbag/products/kit_selector.aspx?pid=83523

This chelsea top goes up to 7xl. I don't know how big that is because the size guide stops at 4x. Ridonkulous

thehappyprince
Apr 4, 2006

Alastair Cock

I need to see the human chode that has a 5'9" chest

thehappyprince
Apr 4, 2006

Alastair Cock

You lot are like the loving Borg.

thehappyprince
Apr 4, 2006

Alastair Cock

what's he ever done that was so bad?

thehappyprince
Apr 4, 2006

Alastair Cock

what am i reading

thehappyprince
Apr 4, 2006

Alastair Cock

Asked to pick tonight's team on a donny forum and some card comes up with this

quote:

442

Sully
Chimbonda
Friend
Martis

Copps
Gilly
Stock
Copps

Hayter
Diouf

He hasn't got anyone in net as the keeper appears to be playing right back and has only picked 9 players as he has one player playing on both wings.

Doesn't really fit into the theme of this thread but it's making me chuckle well heartily.

thehappyprince
Apr 4, 2006

Alastair Cock

Chuggo posted:

the joe cole

thehappyprince
Apr 4, 2006

Alastair Cock

Good god that geordie is loving annoying

thehappyprince
Apr 4, 2006

Alastair Cock

SteadfastMeat posted:

just saw this on my facebook



Troll him and keep us updated ta

thehappyprince
Apr 4, 2006

Alastair Cock

I don't want to make my troll avatar text seem anything other than the undignified, horrible lie that it is but sometimes when I read foreigners talk about football like that it reminds me of little kids.

thehappyprince
Apr 4, 2006

Alastair Cock

:stare:

thehappyprince
Apr 4, 2006

Alastair Cock

my pre match ritual is trying to convince myself to walk before deciding it'll best to go in the car in case it rains or i get too healthy.

thehappyprince
Apr 4, 2006

Alastair Cock

Curly you absolute card.

thehappyprince
Apr 4, 2006

Alastair Cock

Literally gets paid to be an expert on football.

Thought Liverpool would win the league.

Good job, BBC. What next, Alan Shearer on TV?

thehappyprince
Apr 4, 2006

Alastair Cock

I want that person to die.

thehappyprince
Apr 4, 2006

Alastair Cock

Vinestalk posted:



Haha loving hell

thehappyprince
Apr 4, 2006

Alastair Cock

Mods rename me Onyx Sandaltree

thehappyprince
Apr 4, 2006

Alastair Cock

That's great

thehappyprince
Apr 4, 2006

Alastair Cock

I'm not ashamed to say that that poem made me cry.

thehappyprince
Apr 4, 2006

Alastair Cock

It might be illegally? Doesn't really make sense in the sentence structure but sometimes forums censor weird words for whatever reason.

Eastside Boxing, for example, censors the word warren so Frank Warren can't sue them for something said in a thread.

thehappyprince
Apr 4, 2006

Alastair Cock

belgend posted:



Well you've put this in the wrong thread mate

thehappyprince
Apr 4, 2006

Alastair Cock

quote:

@TomHemingway

Couldn't agree more with Alan Shearer. Holt definitely not proven enough for England, never played for a top club or got Euro/ CL experience

thehappyprince
Apr 4, 2006

Alastair Cock

Wouldn't be surprised if it was more tbh

thehappyprince
Apr 4, 2006

Alastair Cock

Someone needs to get their stopwatch out and watch a few games.

thehappyprince
Apr 4, 2006

Alastair Cock

They should work out the average for every team and change ticket prices accordingly.

thehappyprince
Apr 4, 2006

Alastair Cock

julian assflange posted:

Hello police I want to report an incident. . . Chelsea FC have just robbed the champions league and murdered football and the idea that the best team wins

Wrong thread?

thehappyprince
Apr 4, 2006

Alastair Cock

paddy scrote posted:

a comment on a competition to name the celebrity in a picture or something, on the liverpool facebook:

I'm not being funny but I should be a liverpool player I'm aged 16 I'm 5 foot 7 inches , I play cb little league but for a team like liverpool I would trial for lb or rb , I'm fast strong I can do decant challenges and pass the ball around nicely all I need is a chance I bet with in an hour I could catch your eyes

go on lad :unsmith:

Let's start an SA campaign to get this lad a trial.

thehappyprince
Apr 4, 2006

Alastair Cock

peanut- posted:

I never understand why counter-attacking goals get so much love. By definition, they're scored against a team who's trying to defend as they're running backwards, having over-committed and left the back door open. They're often scored at speed but that's because they've got wide, open spaces to run into and "look good". Counter-attack goals please the tourists but, in essence, they're rarely any good.

I'd probably agree with this tbh. A counter attacking goal is pretty much just a good goal played over a larger area.

thehappyprince
Apr 4, 2006

Alastair Cock

PirateBob posted:

top rated daily mail comment


I don't think Nani's as worried about his future as i am,3 kids,no job and a mortgage.

- mac, spain, 19/6/2012 08:16

McManaman never recovered from Real letting him go did he.

thehappyprince
Apr 4, 2006

Alastair Cock

the sex ghost posted:

Swearing, Key Clinking and Ref Taunting = unnecessary rowdiness

imagine if everyone in the crowd got their keys out and shook them around in a stadium. i wonder how that'd sound.

thehappyprince
Apr 4, 2006

Alastair Cock

The Collector posted:

The Case For Andy Carroll As A Defensive Midfielder.
Some will laugh, and I'll get some negs, but what the hell, here we go.

He's big, he can pass reasonably, he can be hard to get past, and he can get up the field and nod the ball in. We have a rich history of this sort of Centre Half / Defensive Midfielder. Think Emlyn Hughes, Ron Yeats, and Big Sami.

Is there a place for Carroll in Rodgers' new system?

Maybe there is?

hahaha amazing

thehappyprince
Apr 4, 2006

Alastair Cock

Hatem Ben Arfa posted:

Here's a compilation of Americans ranting about football https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBEBp2mVRLQ

Removed :(

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thehappyprince
Apr 4, 2006

Alastair Cock

i thought it was about his voice ???

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