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beergod
Nov 1, 2004
NOBODY WANTS TO SEE PICTURES OF YOUR UGLY FUCKING KIDS YOU DIPSHIT
I think it's a testament to how interesting and funny Artie is. I might actually listen to his show now that that racist mouth breathing idiot nick is gone.

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beergod
Nov 1, 2004
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Is anyone listening to Norm's new podcast? It's only literally the funniest thing I've ever heard.

beergod
Nov 1, 2004
NOBODY WANTS TO SEE PICTURES OF YOUR UGLY FUCKING KIDS YOU DIPSHIT
Man you guys are late on the Emily Stern Hate Train. The meme to come out of that whole debacle is trying to say Zoo Za Zoo on the Show without getting cut off.

beergod
Nov 1, 2004
NOBODY WANTS TO SEE PICTURES OF YOUR UGLY FUCKING KIDS YOU DIPSHIT
God what a great special this week. The show was so fun and funny with Artie. I laughed out loud every time I put it on.

beergod
Nov 1, 2004
NOBODY WANTS TO SEE PICTURES OF YOUR UGLY FUCKING KIDS YOU DIPSHIT
The loving greatest thing ever. The Seth Rogen non-union equivalent owns.

beergod
Nov 1, 2004
NOBODY WANTS TO SEE PICTURES OF YOUR UGLY FUCKING KIDS YOU DIPSHIT
Be prepared to be loving amazed:

http://www.dawgsaloon.com/showthread.php/79085-Howard-Stern-Photography-America-Judges

beergod
Nov 1, 2004
NOBODY WANTS TO SEE PICTURES OF YOUR UGLY FUCKING KIDS YOU DIPSHIT

kylej posted:

As much as Beth is... odd I really don't think it's fair to poo poo on her via Twitter. The woman lives a very benevolent and innocuous life.

You can't be serious. She's the loving worst.

beergod
Nov 1, 2004
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Ducktales Blogger posted:

Stern fans are basically bizarro-world O&A Pests

Are you supposed to put one of these on and just reach into your rear end in a top hat and scoop the poop out?

beergod
Nov 1, 2004
NOBODY WANTS TO SEE PICTURES OF YOUR UGLY FUCKING KIDS YOU DIPSHIT
Weird, I paid the $1,500 fee to learn TM (which I agree is outrageous) but I never had any of the cult etc issues being described here. It really settles my mind down and got me through some rough patches.

beergod
Nov 1, 2004
NOBODY WANTS TO SEE PICTURES OF YOUR UGLY FUCKING KIDS YOU DIPSHIT

Squashy Nipples posted:

You paid for the Initiation, that's only the first step. My GF's mom works for the cult full time, and trust me, the rabbit hole is far deeper then you imagine. Watch David Wants to Fly, some of your money went to a guy in a pope hat who is the literal king of America.

As for the practice of TM, my GF taught me the technique in 5 minutes, and she has never been a practitioner... Look, I'm someone who believes in the power of altered mental states (hypnotism, meditation), but the pseudo-science babble that they heap on top of a basic mind-clearing technique is ridiculous. You got ROOKED.

That initiation ceremony that you paid for, they sang something in Sanskirt called a Puja, which is a MOTHERFUCKING PRAYER TO POLYTHEISTIC HINDU GODS. Among other things, you are vowing to prostrate yourself before a long list of specific gods. Their claim that TM "has no religion" goes right out the window as soon as they get your money.

Here is the first few lines, this is only like 5% of it:

I honestly have no idea what you're talking about. There was no pseudoscience babble or prayers to Hindu gods or anything like that at the sessions I attended. There was nothing religious about it at all. I'm not sure who is misinformed.

beergod
Nov 1, 2004
NOBODY WANTS TO SEE PICTURES OF YOUR UGLY FUCKING KIDS YOU DIPSHIT

Bonzo posted:

This was on reddit (shutup) but very interesting. Howard claimed in Mrs. America that Dr. Sarno's book could cure homosexuals

http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=29aas6&s=5#.Up5g4MRDvYg

Haha oh my god this is so insanely offensive. Someone should ambush him with it the next time he goes into the PC vortex.

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beergod
Nov 1, 2004
NOBODY WANTS TO SEE PICTURES OF YOUR UGLY FUCKING KIDS YOU DIPSHIT
The best clip ever is the interview with porn star Crystal Clear where Artie pretends to be her black boyfriend by speaking like Sambo and she totally buys it. Best clip ever.

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