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Fozzy The Bear
Dec 11, 1999

Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud

jase1 posted:

I have alot of bets on the cavs so let me lay them all out.

First I have 10k on them to win the finals @ +400 that I bet at the beginning of the season. I have another 1k on them to sweep the warriors @ +2500 which I know won't happen but the odds are so loving delicious. I have 1k on james to be finals MVP at +225. I will also be betting each game individually. I am also going to game 3 in Cleveland and will most likely bet a shitload of money that night as well. The cavs and MMA have padded my bankroll for the finals so I am going all out.

As someone from Oakland, I wish I could take bets against you so bad.

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Fozzy The Bear
Dec 11, 1999

Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud

jase1 posted:

I have alot of bets on the cavs so let me lay them all out.

First I have 10k on them to win the finals @ +400 that I bet at the beginning of the season. I have another 1k on them to sweep the warriors @ +2500 which I know won't happen but the odds are so loving delicious. I have 1k on james to be finals MVP at +225. I will also be betting each game individually. I am also going to game 3 in Cleveland and will most likely bet a shitload of money that night as well. The cavs and MMA have padded my bankroll for the finals so I am going all out.

jase1 posted:

Check the thread name son.

Fozzy The Bear
Dec 11, 1999

Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud

jase1 posted:

2k on Gastelum at -160

Back to your old ways.

Fozzy The Bear
Dec 11, 1999

Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud

jase1 posted:

It's my birthday on Tuesday so the bookie gave me a free 1k and I am using that on the Evinger bet. The big 40 for me so having a huge party at my new house in Florida. Lots of booze and food and lots of people watching me bet on MMA.

1k on Evinger @ +590
5k on Lawler @-170
5k on Cormier @+195

Happy birthday

Fozzy The Bear
Dec 11, 1999

Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud
I would just like to announce that I am independently wealthy too.

Fozzy The Bear
Dec 11, 1999

Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud

jase1 posted:

How much are you wagering on mayweather?

All my bitcoins are on Conner.

Fozzy The Bear
Dec 11, 1999

Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud
This is going to take a while, Jase1 is the best thing to happen to this thread, so I thought I would graph him.
There is a lot of data to enter, so here is the first year. I'll be updating as I enter in all of his posts. I'm even keeping track of the odds of every bet as best I can (he used to only bet on underdogs)

Fozzy The Bear
Dec 11, 1999

Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud
All done.
I didn't include the Mayweather fight, it looks like his bookie wouldn't take the bet.



jase1, I think you might have a gambling problem.

Fozzy The Bear
Dec 11, 1999

Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud

2 fat 4 my lambo posted:

thank You. i dont know what was creepier: that he copy/pasted posts into excel, or that he wanted to talk about gambling in the gambling thread


vaginal facsimile posted:

jase (negative)one

Fozzy The Bear
Dec 11, 1999

Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud

jase1 posted:

1k on Branch +350

jase1 posted:

1k on Reyes just because Perry didn't shake his hand at the weigh ins

jase1.xls

Fozzy The Bear
Dec 11, 1999

Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud
Jase you should put some money that the cancer will win, that way you will be sure to be cured.

Fozzy The Bear
Dec 11, 1999

Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud
0-1 fighters fight badly, news at 11

Fozzy The Bear
Dec 11, 1999

Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud

jase1 posted:

5k on stipe -240

5k on Stipe to win by tko +160

1k on Stipe to win by submission +1500 because I love a longshot

Nice

Fozzy The Bear
Dec 11, 1999

Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud

jase1 posted:

I know it’s a day early but i already bet 5k on the soul stealer +155 and another 5k on him to win by KO, TKO or DQ +280.

He will always be my favorite fighter and I’m pretty sure he has won me the most bets out of any other fighter.

Jase1 curse strikes again.

Fozzy The Bear
Dec 11, 1999

Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud
If you are interested in any last minute betting:
https://twitter.com/darrenrovell/status/1353147417647050754

Fozzy The Bear
Dec 11, 1999

Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud
Jase curse strikes again.

Fozzy The Bear
Dec 11, 1999

Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud
Next week Nunes is fighting a literal mouse, but its 1,000:1, she's bound to lose once right? Throw a couple grand on it.

Fozzy The Bear
Dec 11, 1999

Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud

Tezcatlipoca posted:

Why are you mad about your complete lack of knowledge about the sport? It isn't my fault you don't know the fighters nor the difference between a good value and a wide margin.

No, you see he won a big bet that one time. That makes him the best.

Fozzy The Bear
Dec 11, 1999

Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud

DO YALL WANT A BOXC posted:

buddy I've been posting on this forum for seventeen years and this is one of the more goonier crusades I've seen. I'm not sure i get it. betting is fun and legal in a lot of states now. enjoy the show

I've been on this forum for eighteen years, and its not even close to the goonest thing.

Fozzy The Bear
Dec 11, 1999

Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud

jase1 posted:

I should have stuck with my gut as well. I was for sure Stipe was gonna get knocked out but I let the homer in me take over.

Please bet on Bones when he fights Ngannou so that we can see Bones get KO'd. Thank you.

Fozzy The Bear
Dec 11, 1999

Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud
I guess everyone lost all their money and no more bets?

Fozzy The Bear
Dec 11, 1999

Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud

jase1 posted:

Some guy that has owed me 5 grand for over 10 years tracked me down at the WSOP and paid me back finally. While we were catching up I found out he is a big Colby Covington fan because he is a trumpster So just to spite this rear end in a top hat I bet The 5k he gave me on Usman -310. I tried to get him to take the bet but he refused so I made him come to the sportsbook with me to watch me bet it.

Someone has owed you $5000. Hasn't paid you in 10 years.... tracked YOU down to pay?

Fozzy The Bear
Dec 11, 1999

Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud

jase1 posted:

5k on Rodriguez at +375

Jase curse strikes again

Fozzy The Bear
Dec 11, 1999

Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud

jase1 posted:

5k on pena to win with a tko or ko in round 4 or 5 @ +7000

Did you just win $350,000?

e: haha it wasn't round 4 or 5... welp

Fozzy The Bear fucked around with this message at 06:06 on Dec 12, 2021

Fozzy The Bear
Dec 11, 1999

Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud

jase1 posted:

Why is Gane favored in this fight? I’m placing a pretty large bet and just curious the backstory.

My wife and I will also be at the event and I was able to get some great tickets.

Many people think Gane is too technical. They think its going to go the way Lewis v Gane went. I disagree but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Fozzy The Bear
Dec 11, 1999

Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud

jase1 posted:

10k on lewis @ -185

Jase curse strikes yet again

Fozzy The Bear
Dec 11, 1999

Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud
Thread title will stay and tell the legend of Jase

Fozzy The Bear
Dec 11, 1999

Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud

jase1 posted:

Also does anyone remember the dude who had a spreadsheet on me? I would honestly like to know if he kept that up so I could see my final record in here.

That was me, I was underemployed and bored at the time. I still have it, ends July 2017.

e: if anyone wants to scrape the data, I can finish the graph. I need amount wagered, and total winnings for each bet.

Fozzy The Bear fucked around with this message at 22:51 on Feb 24, 2022

Fozzy The Bear
Dec 11, 1999

Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud
https://twitter.com/MirrorFighting/status/1500387981252710401
He should have taken betting advise from Jase

Fozzy The Bear
Dec 11, 1999

Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud

DO YALL WANT A BOXC posted:

go ahead. keep screaming "Stop Betting Underdogs " at me. it only makes my bets Worse

You only needed to win once. Nice

Fozzy The Bear
Dec 11, 1999

Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud

yea ok posted:

Fozzy the Bear, who made spreadsheets and graphs to prove that jase was a bad gambler, while jase continued to win tens of thousands of dollars on random gently caress it bets

I wasn't his enemy, this is the gambling thread. The day I spent 30 minutes tracking it he was down, that's not my opinion or me just guessing. But that was like 5 years ago.

He was a funny guy, added to the entertainment of the forum. He will be missed.

Fozzy The Bear
Dec 11, 1999

Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud

Brut posted:

Are the odds on Strickland vs Pereira kind of bullshit? The man has 6 MMA fights, having it as a coinflip doesn't make sense to me.

If Strickland does any grappling he wins. But... he's Sean Strickland

Fozzy The Bear
Dec 11, 1999

Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud
No underdogs won on the main card.

Fozzy The Bear
Dec 11, 1999

Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud

DO YALL WANT A BOXC posted:

what's everyone got for this weekend.

Definitely going to take O'Malley at +225, probably by decision, too.

I feel like that is your biggest miss. He's never beat a top 15 fighter, and now he's going up against the former champ? If he does win, its going to be an early KO.

Fozzy The Bear
Dec 11, 1999

Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud

DO YALL WANT A BOXC posted:

O'Malley to win @ +215, $20 to win $63
O'Malley by decision @ +500, $7.25 to win $43.50
Parlay of Dariush, O'Malley, Aljo, and Makhachev @ +2360, $20 to win $492.11


How much did it cost to pay off the judges?

Fozzy The Bear
Dec 11, 1999

Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud
Anderson Silva is showing up as a betting underdog with many places vs Jake Paul.

Might be worth it to throw a few $ on him.

But them again Silva is 47 years old.

Fozzy The Bear
Dec 11, 1999

Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud


God drat! I know he's 47 years old, but its freaking Anderson Silva....

https://twitter.com/_FIGHTING_WORLD/status/1583947111594590209

Fozzy The Bear fucked around with this message at 22:08 on Oct 28, 2022

Fozzy The Bear
Dec 11, 1999

Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud
I put $200 on Silva, you guys are crazy.

I should have put money on Silva to KO, but I just spent all my money on my wedding anniversary dinner.

Fozzy The Bear
Dec 11, 1999

Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud
This is why I don't gamble.

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Fozzy The Bear
Dec 11, 1999

Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud
I like how I somehow became his arch-enemy simply by tracking his bets. :lol: :lol:

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