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Akileese posted:I thoroughly enjoy hearing Bryan Alvarez lose his poo poo over how dumb TNA is. It's actually kind of fascinating. My favorite thing is when Bryan recaps something that happened on TNA with a totally neutral inflection, and I think of what's wrong before he tells me.
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LividLiquid posted:It is. People just don't understand his sense of humor and think he's an ignorant nerd. He's like the Lance Storm of wrestling podcasts.
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Feb 18, 2011 03:00
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Borh posted:Yesterday, on Wrestling Observer Radio, Meltzer and Alvarez went on a five minute tangent about John Cena possibly being afraid to shower, water polo, and other H20 related subjects. I have no idea why, but I enjoyed it a lot and it's a free show, so you can too. Yeah! Dynamite Dave Meltzer got his head held underwater by bullies hundreds of times and it never caused any um yeah yeah yeah the thing about that is yep well you see um.
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Mar 3, 2011 00:23
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Please post clips of these if they're available online as audio or videos! My favorite happens every show. "Vinny, you have five minutes to cover _______." "Well, on ______-" "Stop right there, you see...(explains the last thing they were talking about)"
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Mar 11, 2011 03:21
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Fauxhawk Express posted:If we're talking songs on the B&V show, nothing tops "Barrel of rear end" and "You hosed~! a Pirate". Are you serious, bro? 
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Mar 13, 2011 22:38
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"Let's say we're in a world where Vince McMahon lives to be two-hundred years old." "Thatwillneverhappen."
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Mar 22, 2011 13:43
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Ziggy Tsardust posted:I almost died laughing atthe free WO show today. The topic of Rima Fakih's school came up and she'd previously claimed that there was a shooting or stabbling at her school every day which led to this exchange (paraphrasing): ... ... ... ... ... "Okay, I'd give a hundred dollars for that too." Never thought I'd laugh at a school shooting joke.
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Mar 30, 2011 13:44
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MassRayPer posted:James from Kentucky taught us all that Dave is his middle name, his full name is Dynamite Dave Meltzer. Where did you think Dynamite Kid got the nickname from? The thief.
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Apr 3, 2011 14:03
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I'm 99% sure Deadpool assumed the identity of Dave Meltzer and has absorbed his joke killing powers.
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Apr 3, 2011 16:32
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MassRayPer posted:The second W doesn't stand for anything anymore. But I'm supposed to Stand Up For WWE!
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Apr 4, 2011 04:17
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TomWaitsForNoMan posted:I loving died listening to the B&V show today when they argued about whether "dick justice" was a good cause (I stand for dick justice!) or a threat (you've got some dick justice coming) My favorite will always be "Heart Boy." He gives crime a beating.
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Apr 8, 2011 17:34
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HulkaMatt posted:B&V played Oh Susana! to start the show and they didn't know it had the line "Killed 500 friend of the family". And also played a drop which was a modified version of NWA's gently caress da Police featuring that very same word.
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May 11, 2011 23:09
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Cactus Jack posted:Corino is always a great interview, which is to his detriment as he has burnt a lot of bridges doing it. His 9/11 story is... funny? Can I say that?
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May 16, 2011 00:26
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Every time The French Stallion says "Bro," a wrestler gets his abs.
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Jun 15, 2011 22:28
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The Shaman of Cum posted:wwe ring is 20x20. roh ring is 18x18. please know your rings before jokes. please. That's 76 more square feet in which to get over based on wrestling ability and charisma instead of incest storylines. They'll never make it.
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Jun 29, 2011 14:07
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Minitrue posted:When I first starting listening to the Observer podcasts I was not impressed with this whiny voiced douche and the sperging, vague, everything is SERIOUS old guy. The best part is hearing Bryan inhale to move on to the next topic, and then Dave just keeps going and Bryan deflates.
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Jul 7, 2011 03:57
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Oatgan posted:Can you imagine the nuclear heel heat someone would get for getting them self counted out to avoid bodyslams? It would be among the most dastardly moves of all time. And then someone else runs in behind them, grabs them by the tights and the collar, and launches them back into the ring.
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Aug 5, 2011 03:31
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Granny accepted my friend request on facebook and the sun is a little brighter today. I can't wait to hear B, V, and G destroy my name.
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Aug 26, 2011 13:57
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Lamuella posted:yeah, went on a bit of a rant about it, saying he'd learned more about booking FWA from conspiracy videos than from other promotions. Also made some weird comments about astrology, thhe moon and human bodies being "90% water" that were up there with Violent J wondering how magnets worked. Yeah, but scientists do be lyin', and gettin' me pissed.
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Sep 4, 2011 22:43
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Perigryn posted:Finally got a chance to listen to Cliff Compton's Art of Wrestling interview. I was rolling at the match between Super Domino and Power Uti (especially the latter's comeback...) And Power Jeff beget Power Uti, who beget Power Frank who beget Power Peter...
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Sep 11, 2011 00:07
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For someone whose MMA education is limited to .gif files, what's wrong with giving a shot to the guy who knocks off the number one contender?
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Dec 18, 2011 05:31
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Dave is constantly flustered and rambling when he talks about wrestling, the thing he knows better than anything else in the world. Just imagine his composure when his son goes to the hospital.
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Dec 21, 2011 06:57
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I enjoyed how casually he mention that Jack Evans was able to physically best another human being in unarmed combat.
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Jan 4, 2012 06:40
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UltimoDragonQuest posted:I'm not a huge fan of Todd Martin but his extensive analysis of the lawsuit against Homicide was classic. The Assumption of Risk that Archibald Peck undertook in carrying a Flux Capacitor just slayed me. He could get hit by a car or a meteor with that thing and go back in time to meet George Washington.
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Jan 4, 2012 23:11
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Gaz-L posted:How did I never realise that all the ITapBoys plugs on F4W are because it's Bryan's wife's site? Personally I'm impressed at how the TEAM VIGGITY DIET turned an accomplished brazilian jiu jitsu grappler and very attractive woman into a skeleton.
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Jan 15, 2012 16:37
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Bryan needs a nap. "So there are these chans fanting you still got it like you're a fossil" And I think Lance caught it and chuckled.
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Apr 1, 2012 17:07
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Bryan and Dave said something on a recent observer about how "The finish to the Bryan/Punk match is obvious." Not to me it's not! Spill the pork-less vegan friendly beans, Dave!
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Jun 28, 2012 14:14
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Meat Recital posted:AJ runs in. Well we all know that. What part of the build indicates who she's going to side with?
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Jun 29, 2012 05:23
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El Gallinero Gros posted:It's funny: Anytime you hear "Well, X is X, what can I tell you?", what that really means is "He's an rear end in a top hat, but he has something to offer, so we put up with it". Just like how "extremely athletic" means "Black and without charisma."
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Jul 20, 2012 15:31
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Are the Best Of shows on The Board? I avoid that evil place.
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Dec 23, 2012 00:05
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Does anyone else find it cute when Dave and Bryan dance around revealing their sources, like in today's observer when it was obviously Brock who called Dave and told him about the diverticulitis.
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May 22, 2013 02:12
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I enjoyed Dave and Bryan imagining possible foreign objects for Ricardo Rodriguez. Buckets, canes, crutches... Everything but the most obvious object that already fits his gimmick and is widely accepted as a dangerous weapon. The Microphone.
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Jun 27, 2013 12:55
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Robert Evans on AoW is absolutely golden. "So I called for my finisher, the 450 Headbutt..."
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Jul 31, 2013 02:45
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HulkaMatt posted:I just wanted to get that shout out thing in there somewhere. The one I submitted years and years ago is going to sound terrible when they get around to it. "I'd like to say, good second outing against Chael Sonnen, Anderson Silva! Long armed wrestlers who can punch aren't anything to worry about. Also, I'd like to thank TNA for an uncharacteristically sensical run of professional wrestling television programs featuring logical booking and quality matches... WWE Network Fall 2012!"
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Jan 2, 2014 03:43
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Who was the bitcoin guy and which show do I avoid?
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Jan 7, 2014 02:59
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The Rocik is the people champion! Glory to the people! Glory to Soviet Union! Are you smelling the Rocik cooking?
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Jan 10, 2014 02:47
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A match where the fans come not to see the triumphant finish, but to see the obese man survive to a 60 minute draw.
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Feb 9, 2014 22:29
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She was named after Aja Kong. A. Kong was promoted and Aja cancelled (or was never actually booked).
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Or calling your credit card company and telling them to post no further charges from WWE Network.
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