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MD2020: May 30, 2003; she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

I wonder how it works if a Caste Football poster is invited into a fantasy football league of non-Caste players.

Do they try to win by picking the best players, or do they let their beliefs take over and end up taking Riley Cooper in the third round?

# ¿ Jun 14, 2011 14:15

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# ¿ May 4, 2024 01:01

MD2020: May 30, 2003; she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Has Caste Football attempted to champion Tebow as a running back? That would seem to work for both parties--CF would get their superstar "caste-breaker" white running back and Tebow wouldn't have to throw the ball.

# ¿ Sep 19, 2012 01:29

MD2020: May 30, 2003; she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Kiwi Bigtree posted:

I am so tempted to try order me up some human legs now. No joke.

http://www.wegotussomemedicalwaste.com/

# ¿ Oct 3, 2012 21:02

MD2020: May 30, 2003; she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Shouldn't it be "Short sound bites from (male) black jocks are tolerable"? I hate to think that our racists aren't using proper grammar.

# ¿ Jan 4, 2013 18:21

MD2020: May 30, 2003; she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

sweet thursday posted:

What would we do without bleacher report?

"Speak your mind bro. I don't want faggots around me or on my Monday, Sunday, and Thursday football games. If there's something wrong with being homophobic then there is something wrong with being gay."

Flawless logic.

So he's cool with gay college football players?

# ¿ Feb 1, 2013 14:59

MD2020: May 30, 2003; she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

quote:

like a TV timeout that stalls a drive

Aren't like all TV timeouts either after a change of possession/score or, if there's a turnover, sometimes shoehorned in while the ref is walking to the review station?

Other than this past Super Bowl, which was a different situation, I can't recall any "middle of the drive" timeouts that weren't called by either team.

# ¿ Feb 13, 2013 01:52

MD2020: May 30, 2003; she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

quote:

I cant stand the site of interracial couples and now this is going to be everywhere?

To be fair, interracialcouples.com has horrible web design.

# ¿ Apr 20, 2013 03:50

MD2020: May 30, 2003; she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Rap posted:

I'm a top freaking commenter for God's sake.

I want to see some team's War Room absoultely divided between two players, so they go to the scouting reports of NFL.com top commenters for their team to break the tie.

# ¿ Jun 17, 2013 15:28

MD2020: May 30, 2003; she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Rap posted:

I know objectively that you're right, but I feel subjectively that reading caste football posts is a magical mixture of laughably stupid and frighteningly stupid and I like it somehow

Agreed. If it wasn't for Caste Football, I would not have known that people are using the term "in Don King's America" in a sincere matter in 2013.

# ¿ Sep 3, 2013 23:41

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# ¿ May 4, 2024 01:01

MD2020: May 30, 2003; she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

While Donovan did seem to have accuracy issues with short passes, at least compared to his intermediate- or long-range passes, people in Philadelphia wanted him to actually use his legs and take off more and were upset when he would stay in the pocket looking to complete a pass.

So, he wouldn't really seem to fit that second criteria, unless of course there was some other mysterious connection among those quarterbacks.

# ¿ Jan 20, 2014 17:08

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