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I'm so glad this thread is back now that I'm looking at buying my first house. From just visiting the basement of open houses, I've seen:
Seat Safety Switch fucked around with this message at 21:46 on Feb 13, 2012 |
# ¿ Feb 13, 2012 21:42 |
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Blistex posted:He crawls into the crawlspace, through the insulation, and finds the pipe. . . that was apparently just venting everything into the attic. It literally just ended about three feet from the roof. A trip to the hardware store, an exterior vent, another length of pipe, and some heating and cutting of the shingles and plywood and he had a properly vented exhaust fan. There's a hole in the roof with an exterior vent, but no pipe connecting the two. Also, combustion air intake vents an inch off the ground inside a fenced-in dog run. Seat Safety Switch fucked around with this message at 19:02 on Apr 4, 2012 |
# ¿ Apr 4, 2012 18:55 |
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Papercut posted:This is another good one from work. They must have convinced the architect that floods were really common in the area:
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# ¿ May 8, 2012 05:40 |
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Yeah that had to have been some kind of home-based business with a phone bank. I wonder what the phone box looks like when it goes out to the curb. Why did you ever move into that apartment? Just for the great stories?
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# ¿ Apr 2, 2013 20:15 |
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I wonder what kind of crappy construction tales houseboat repair types have to deal with.
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# ¿ Jul 26, 2013 16:57 |
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I love that he dated it so that the next owner would be able to put this particular bit of clusterfuckery into his mental timeline of the house. That might explain why some of my grandpa's old box wrenches are roughly cut in half.
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# ¿ Feb 16, 2014 22:11 |
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Zhentar posted:Cracking the window when it's -10 degrees out is quite effective at controlling bathroom humidity, actually. I've barely used my fan all winter. My ancient single-pane slider window freezes solid below -20'C and the bathroom fan just vents directly into the attic so I'm afraid to run it. For a bit I was using a desk fan which didn't help the dampness in there... definitely gotta get a gooseneck vent cut this summer before horrible alien death mold kills me. The home inspector noticed that the bathroom fan wasn't hooked up to anything, but failed to note that there was nothing in the roof to hook up to. The bathroom right next door to it does have a fully functional hood, vent hose, and roof vent though. I'm glad we're discussing it in the thread: I'll make myself feel better about the expenditure by going for the highest-CFM bathroom fan I can fit. Seat Safety Switch fucked around with this message at 16:55 on Apr 9, 2014 |
# ¿ Apr 9, 2014 16:52 |
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Motronic posted:You should be able to y-into that vent and use it, unless you think both fans will be going at the same time regularly. Unfortunately, our municipal code explicitly forbids that. That was the first thing I thought to do, and I have a feeling that's how it was originally set up. That said, I might as well just move the hose over to it since that's the only bathroom that sees regular use.
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# ¿ Apr 9, 2014 17:43 |
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neogeo0823 posted:All this talk of computers and emergency stops reminds me from a story that I think I remember reading in one of the "A ticket came in..." threads. IIRC, some guy inherited a new workstation at his job. The workstation's computer was a standard affair, except that the tower had a single wire running out of the back of it to a switch that was located into the desk. One side was labeled "magic", and the other side was labeled "more magic". The switch was flipped to magic, so the guy flipped it to more magic, and the monitor flashed and the computer restarted. The guy concluded that it was used as an emergency stop for whenever the boss decided to walk by. That's actually an old MIT story: quote:Some years ago, I (GLS) was snooping around in the cabinets that housed the MIT AI Lab's PDP-10, and noticed a little switch glued to the frame of one cabinet. It was obviously a homebrew job, added by one of the lab's hardware hackers (no one knows who). Some other good ones in here: http://www.catb.org/jargon/html/magic-story.html
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# ¿ Apr 22, 2014 20:51 |
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Ashcans posted:At this point he has to be praying that someone will see his story and set fire to the place for him. I think that's why he has the interlude in the middle where he says the only way to get out of it is to pray for a fire.
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# ¿ Jul 10, 2014 16:51 |
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I have to think they just got busy and missed that. And then proceeded to try and ignore it for the rest of their life every time they opened and closed the door.
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# ¿ Aug 12, 2014 15:39 |
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Raised by Hamsters posted:In doing this exact thing with a door right now, in my living room. It hasn't been a full year yet, so that's cool, right? Oh dude, if we had a thread for "poo poo you know is wrong in your house that you're loving ignoring" it would be twelve times the length of this thread and six times as scary.
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# ¿ Aug 13, 2014 00:27 |
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kastein posted:god dammit I like the "Canad" at the end. Ahhh, Americans and your inability to program a system that accepts Canadian postal codes... "NO YOU HAVE TO PUT A SPACE IN THERE" "NO SPACES IN THIS ONE" "I don't recognize that as a valid postal code."
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# ¿ Sep 12, 2014 20:47 |
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I've looked at the many individual small toilet parts at Canadian Tire many a time and thought about rebuilding my own 80s basement toilet (which exhibits similar hold to flush behavior). I should try cleaning out the jets first, and then after that start taking it apart. Wonder if there are conversion kits to get a piston style flusher. e: rebuild kit is only $25, time to learn a new skill. Seat Safety Switch fucked around with this message at 04:24 on Jan 1, 2015 |
# ¿ Jan 1, 2015 04:12 |
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FISHMANPET posted:24 hour notice thing scares the crap out of me, but that's just me I guess. If the stories from my coworkers building new homes are anything to go by, it's not like they'll even bother to hide anything in those 24 hours. One guy had his basement drain plastered and tiled over. When he complained, they then proceeded to drill test holes into his tile floor until they found the drain. Then they egged out the drain hole and spackled the incorrect guesses.
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# ¿ Jan 18, 2015 19:38 |
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That's another thing. When I went looking for used houses, I specifically looked for houses built during an oil bust in my area. My theory was that the builder would be moving more slowly over the house, if for no other reason than that the trades wanted to keep milking their limited work for as long as they could by goldbricking the house. So far it seems to have turned out. My buddy's house was built by the same builder but a few years newer, and he's had substantial foundation issues as well as other oddities. As I start to reverse the previous several owners' worth of neglect, sometimes I pull something open and find a bit of seriously overbuilt carpentry. Seat Safety Switch fucked around with this message at 19:47 on Jan 18, 2015 |
# ¿ Jan 18, 2015 19:45 |
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Terrible Robot posted:My buddy who runs a small construction company is constantly having problems with poo poo like this because lazy/drunk/high employees. Must've done my house. I have gaps you could shove an Italian greyhound through.
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# ¿ May 23, 2015 06:10 |
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Leperflesh posted:I have a fair amount of IKEA stuff and some of it has been fine. Of course, I own my own power tools and allen wrenches and stuff, and I never try to put together more than one piece of furniture in a weekend. In my experience IKEA tends to be write-once furniture. It doesn't transport in any way whatsoever, but boy howdy you can put it up and leave it in one part of the house forever.
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# ¿ Jul 3, 2015 02:06 |
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cakesmith handyman posted:Why go to all this effort for so little? If you're going to do this go whole hog, gently caress everything up to the point people get nauseous just looking at it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aAkw8p5oszI Really doesn't seem to come out in photos. Seat Safety Switch fucked around with this message at 17:46 on Feb 18, 2018 |
# ¿ Feb 18, 2018 17:43 |
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It's like a house had a stroke. What must it be like inside?
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# ¿ Feb 25, 2018 20:49 |
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kid sinister posted:Secure storage. Is that like a temporary wall, like when a hotel splits the penthouse/honeymoon suite into multiple rooms?
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# ¿ Mar 4, 2018 06:37 |
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Blindeye posted:In modern construction, yes! But exposed brick is en vogue so you find lots of loft type spaces converted to bars and the original, grandfathered-in brick walls preserved. One of my former coworkers came from Brazil and constantly complained about how our homes were built out of drywall and sticks instead of real man materials like bricks. We don't get earthquakes, though.
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# ¿ Jun 8, 2018 00:44 |
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My neighbour has a setup just like that. His old hedge got some kind of virus or parasite and had to be culled, and the new hedge is basically growing up from the roots. Couple years from now, it'll look great.
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# ¿ Jul 18, 2018 17:31 |
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It has a combination of tastelessness and general disinterest in doing a good job that I've only ever seen in a Japanese love hotel bathroom before.
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# ¿ Jul 29, 2018 06:32 |
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Did it used to be a chimney for something? ...in a van? Cover it back up, smear the edges with RTV and put a Thule box over it.
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# ¿ Aug 1, 2018 06:48 |
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Darchangel posted:Oh, now that's just cruel. If you have different colours, one colour might not sell as well as the others. Can't take that risk.
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# ¿ Nov 29, 2018 06:05 |
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Sometimes, things are off the grid for a reason.
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# ¿ Dec 29, 2018 18:06 |
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 05:13 |
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Ashcans posted:I'm going to start calling my house artisan distressed, because that's way cooler than 'a 100 years of deferred maintenance and upkeep' The Japanese call this wabi-sabi. It reflects the imperfection of life and the inevitable degradation of all manmade things. That is why I am asking $1.5M for this house where a cat tore up the stair carpet and then pissed on the underlay. It was the house’s karma. Thank you.
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# ¿ Jan 5, 2019 17:41 |