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Methylethylaldehyde
Oct 23, 2004

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Shut up Meg posted:

Never buy a rental.

Well done. :golfclap:

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Methylethylaldehyde
Oct 23, 2004

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devmd01 posted:

That dude fucks

Grandma wasn't complainin'!

Methylethylaldehyde
Oct 23, 2004

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Facebook Aunt posted:

Bursting is the good option here. The bad option is that the water pipe and poo poo pipe just crack and leak all over each other for a few years.

Artisanal self moisturizing compost bog?

Methylethylaldehyde
Oct 23, 2004

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MRC48B posted:

Natural gas flow rates are Not High.

The pressure required for domestic appliances is measured in fractions of a PSI.

Standard water heater wants between 14" max and 5.5" minimum water column pressure. That's about half a psi on the high end. Very much Not High Pressure. However, a gas leak, like a pinhole leak will basically be leaking fire, as the hot gas auto-ignites the second it has enough oxygen to burn.

High pressure gas lines are like 300-1500 psi, and are on the exact opposite of the spectrum. 110% find thyself the closest pair of running shoes, and call the cops once you no longer hear the roaring noise the pipe makes when a backhoe finds it.

Methylethylaldehyde
Oct 23, 2004

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Leperflesh posted:

I guess it's possible that a masonry bit could have just the tip hardened with the shank intentionally left softer so that it doesn't shatter as easily if it binds up?

Masonry bits are generally a little carbide arrow tip brazed to a regular steel shank. How lovely that regular steel is depends entirely on how cheap your bit set was. "Included in the box" ones are single use only.

Methylethylaldehyde
Oct 23, 2004

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MRC48B posted:

Or if the building has slab perimeter heat, the zone valve for that slab is stuck wide open, and they need someone who can properly troubleshoot it (lol not the maintenance guy).

gently caress that poo poo though, I'd be calling the FD already.

"Hey, I'm not sure if you're the right guys to call, but my walls are literally hot enough to boil water, that's bad, right?"

Methylethylaldehyde
Oct 23, 2004

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Jaded Burnout posted:

ceilingpaper above the shower, too

Having removed ceiling paper before, FUCKKKKKK THAT.

Methylethylaldehyde
Oct 23, 2004

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H110Hawk posted:

You gotta get the special tool:



No, no. Based on my personal experience, it would have been a lot easier to just set a fire and claim it burnt down due to chain smoking while drunk near a pile of linseed oil soaked rags.

Methylethylaldehyde
Oct 23, 2004

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nullscan posted:

Tineyed it because I had to know : Here it is . Doesn't even have bluetooth! But there's another one on that site that does for an extra 500 bux.

Bluetooth is key if you're gonna soak in there and need to bullshit with your friends while you do it. Also if you wanna pipe in some porno saxophone to help set the mood with whatever tinder or grindr date you brought back to the airbnb with you.

Methylethylaldehyde
Oct 23, 2004

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Jaded Burnout posted:

folks are gonna be pissed

Urea gonna be in deep poo poo.

Methylethylaldehyde
Oct 23, 2004

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there wolf posted:

This thread has a piss fetish and I'm tired of pretending otherwise.

Wait, we were supposed to be pretending?

Methylethylaldehyde
Oct 23, 2004

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PainterofCrap posted:

Absolutely, I have handled claims for this. It's really what liability insurance is for.

The contractors insurance covers the first $5k, they disappear and flee the country the very next morning.

Methylethylaldehyde
Oct 23, 2004

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Bad Munki posted:

Without owners, Bob’s Building Business shuts down. A month later one county over, Cob’s Construction Company opens.

By an odd coincidence, the same truck with the same license plate is used by cob when he shows up to bid a job.

Incidentally this is a huge issue for cities with a known bidding process. They know the assholes who underbid the job to win are useless, but they can't go with the people who can actually finish the job, because by statute they need to go with the lowest valid bid. Most of them now have a "in business for X years in the same area, with at least XX million in gross revenues in a 5 year period" to avoid the Bob's Builders' Cobs Constructions Dobs Demolition, Ethan's Excavation, Franks Foundation works, and Greg's Garage Construction Shop from wining bids.

Methylethylaldehyde
Oct 23, 2004

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Armacham posted:

I found the Zillow listing for the front door toilet house. It sold for $670,000 in 2017 https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1422-Marshall-St-Oceanside-CA-92054/16584351_zpid/

It looks like they turned an old garage into an enormous bathroom, so less bad than expected, but not ideal.

Home is where you can poo poo with your bathroom door open. Most people would expect that not to be a roll up garage door though.

Methylethylaldehyde
Oct 23, 2004

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EasilyConfused posted:

Literally TFR.

TFR gets the dormer window to reenact any movie belltower shooter scene.

Methylethylaldehyde
Oct 23, 2004

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The Bloop posted:

I worked in a factory where it was 100 degrees on the first floor and my job frequently took me to the second and third up on catwalks. The thermometer up there got close to 120

Shorts were the only way to go. I did get some small burns and cuts that jeans would have prevented, but aside from the maintenance folks, we pretty much all wore shorts.

12 hours in 100+ temps in long pants is insanity

Get a battery powered ball chiller that attaches to your pants!

Methylethylaldehyde
Oct 23, 2004

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corgski posted:

That is legitimately impressive.

Prefab panels, trusses, and framing members are getting more and more popular specifically because labor is getting expensive, and CNC lumber machines are getting cheaper.

Japan takes it to the next level with the mortise and tenon construction style.

Methylethylaldehyde
Oct 23, 2004

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Haifisch posted:

Crappy construction: It menaces with spikes of spray foam.

I had 90% of a can left over after sealing a wall crack, and made a gigantic wad on my lawn. Apparently from a distance, a large mound of foam looks exactly like a fuckhuge paper wasp's nest. So the foam orb menaces with spikes of small insects, I guess?

Methylethylaldehyde
Oct 23, 2004

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DR FRASIER KRANG posted:

Zooming in on the sink and this looks like a render

It's like someone found where the application stored the pre-loaded floor textures and replaced it with one of the wallpaper textures.

Methylethylaldehyde
Oct 23, 2004

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I mean, that's actually almost entirely within code? If that's a 2x12, max notch allowed is 1-7/8" deep by 3-3/4 wide, a 2.5" hole isn't that much bigger.

Metwood even makes 'the plumber was an rear end in a top hat' joist repair straps and splice plates.

Methylethylaldehyde
Oct 23, 2004

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Danhenge posted:

He was very upset when people with experience in excavation explained how likely he was to hurt himself while digging his party hole.

Turns out engineering for confined spaces is actually really hard, and doing it right is really expensive, and if you fall down and hurt yourself, the fire department is gonna shout advise to you for the half hour it takes them to get the confined space team out and geared up to come grab your stupid rear end.

Then they're gonna give you a mid 5-figgies bill for the opportunity!

Methylethylaldehyde
Oct 23, 2004

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HelleSpud posted:

Ohhh Hobby Tunneling is a whole thing


Particularly notable was Seymore Cray - father of supercomputing - who said "While I'm digging in the tunnel, the elves will often come to me with solutions to my problem."

Turns out digging in a hypoxic environment does wonders for the powers of creative hallucination!

Methylethylaldehyde
Oct 23, 2004

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Splode posted:

Can this be fixed or is the house just hosed now? If it can be fixed, how?

Rip up flooring around holes, rip out stupid pipe, repair every single joist with approved materials and methods. Enough lag bolts and some sistered lumber would do it, but lol, it'll be a huge pain in the dick.

Methylethylaldehyde
Oct 23, 2004

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HappyHippo posted:

The trend of putting them in cars is so loving irritating. I would like to keep my eyes on the drat road while fiddling with the A/C thanks

My new (used) car is a base trim model specifically because the AC and radio were knobs and single function buttons. Adjusting the air can be done with zero distraction, vs. a Tesla or other car with a touchscreen of bullshit where you need to take your eyes off the road for 5+ seconds to navigate to the Climate Control menu.

Methylethylaldehyde
Oct 23, 2004

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Nenonen posted:

Oh, alright then. I just thought that putting knobs on phones would pose problems when you put them in your jeans pocket, but whatever.


Honestly though, modern fridges with WiFi connectivity are just so obvious vectors for cyber attacks that I don't see how any sane person would pay extra for that attribute. It's not like I need to update the firmware of my milk and sausages. I could see the use in an industrial setting where you get a better interface to control and supervise temperatures, but for consumers? And any oven that could be hacked through the internet is just :tif: in the waiting.

IT Security 2024: My Toaster joined a Botnet.

Methylethylaldehyde
Oct 23, 2004

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30 years in almost every state is enough time that you can invoke "You saw me there, and you never bitched, so you must have been cool with it".

Methylethylaldehyde
Oct 23, 2004

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His Divine Shadow posted:

I believe the solution here would be the relevant office redraws the borders and the guys who loses acreage gets paid a suitable amount, or possibly redraw them in funky ways so everyone's house is on their property and everyone retains the same acreage, albeit in funny shapes.

The term apparently is 'Adverse Possession' and if its been like that for 10 years, it's kinda a 'tough poo poo' moment for the guy whose dirt they stole. The nice way would be to go through the redrawing process and come up with some number that makes everyone equally unhappy, but if they wanna make a fight of it, the law in most states says they get to stay and the land they used is now theirs.

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Methylethylaldehyde
Oct 23, 2004

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DrBouvenstein posted:

Also better than those stairs some old dude installed on a whim at a park because the city said it would cost like $60k, and he was proud that his materials cost was only like $500.

Sorta like how spray painting a huge dong around a pothole makes the city come fix them, if you make something the city *has to fix* to avoid lawsuits, you can sometimes cut in line. Or they paint over the dicks and leave the huge pothole as a 'gently caress you' and move you to the bottom of the pile.

Also the city really does NOT like it when you rent the hot-patch machine from the local asphalt plant and fix all the potholes in your neighborhood yourself.

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