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DTurtle posted:In more important news, weird fonts raise problems again: Verkehrte Welt. All of Germany talks about weed, and Perfidious Albion talks about soccer.
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# ? Apr 30, 2024 01:31 |
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# ? Apr 7, 2024 09:56 |
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*wegen des Grases
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# ? Apr 7, 2024 11:33 |
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wecherm Gras
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# ? Apr 7, 2024 11:43 |
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gant schön warm heute
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# ? Apr 7, 2024 13:40 |
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Forsooth, 'tis quite warm today but to cool everyone down, I'd like to present a video of the ZDF-adjacent/parented unbubble-channel that took it upon themselves to ask a very important question, namely "Sollte the AfD verboten werden?". I've seen maybe two of these videos that are Deutsch-adaptions of the Jubilee channel, and they were between "meh" to "lol", but if you have around half an hour of disposable free time on 1.25/1.5x, see if you can spot the one participant that, uh..."stands out a bit". https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tl_BiASX38w
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# ? Apr 7, 2024 16:09 |
So rein aus Neugier hab ich beim zuständigen Amt in Deutschland gefragt, ob und wie mein Abschluss (MSc Blood Sciences, PhD in einer anderen Life Science), Ausbildung (Senior Clinical Scientist in Biochemistry) und Berufserfahrung anerkannt werden , weil Laborärzt*in in Deutschland ein medizinischer Beruf ist, in England aber halt Wissenschaftlich. Soweit ich das sehen kann mach ich exakt dasselbe, hab aber halt keinen medizinischen Titel. Hab meine Ausbildung und Tätigkeiten beschreiben und umrissen, dass ich Laborarzt anstrebe. Eineinhalb Jahre später schicken die mir eine Antwort per E-mail, wo ich die Details raussaugen muss. Die sagen nicht "Laut Ihrer Beschreibung sind die zwei ähnlichsten Berufe tatsächlich Labormediziner*in oder Medizinischer Technologist*in in Labormedizin" sondern hauen Standardparagraphen zur Approbation und Anerkennung des Hochschulabschlusses aneinander... Wertlos ist es nicht aber man ersäuft in Worten. Jetzt kann ich also bei der Bundesärztekammer weiter nachfragen. Ich hab nicht ernst vor, aus England auszuziehen (leider), aber ein Plan D ist immer gut und leider mag ich meinen Beruf und bin kompetent darin. Aber halt (bis jetzt) kein echter Arzt; sorry dad. Lunar Suite fucked around with this message at 08:57 on Apr 9, 2024 |
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# ? Apr 9, 2024 08:42 |
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If you want to get a more concrete answer you could try getting in touch with the HR dept at a relevant institution (that ideally has a position open so they're more keen to look into it). They'd be the ones who have experience with this kind of stuff I reckon. lmao at that response time though
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# ? Apr 9, 2024 09:39 |
elbkaida posted:If you want to get a more concrete answer you could try getting in touch with the HR dept at a relevant institution (that ideally has a position open so they're more keen to look into it). They'd be the ones who have experience with this kind of stuff I reckon. lmao at that response time though That's a great recommendation, thank you!
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# ? Apr 9, 2024 10:43 |
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Paging all Chili experts and other Balkongärtner! You can now stop pretending and share your weed growing experience with the rest of us. I want to grow a Bubatzbaum on my balcony here in Bavaria just because I can. Basically a gently caress you to Söder. Also I heard the stuff grows well where Tomatos do well and my balcony is a tomato paradise. What tips do you have for beginners? Any good sources for Stecklinge? What breeds have medium strength contents? And is the smell really that bad?
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# ? Apr 9, 2024 12:10 |
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https://www.royalqueenseeds.de has a seed picker too, you can pick whatever effect you want. and its super easy to grow, I once grew a cannabis plant as a kid and it got 3 m tall and then someone stole it. joke's on them it was nutzhanf where it starts to stink according to sources is when you dry it, so consider that.
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# ? Apr 9, 2024 12:33 |
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Zwille posted:https://www.royalqueenseeds.de
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# ? Apr 9, 2024 12:39 |
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Saw a headline in one of our news rags about police now stepping up border controls to save us from Drogentourismus. :weinendebundeskrähe:
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# ? Apr 9, 2024 12:43 |
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If you want to make the whole process as easy as possible you probably want to buy autoflowering seeds (usually just called auto on the seed sites). They will just grow and flower on their own and you don't have to mess around with grow lights.
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# ? Apr 9, 2024 12:45 |
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Hopper posted:What tips do you have for beginners? Hopper posted:Any good sources for Stecklinge? Hopper posted:And is the smell really that bad? Zwille posted:where it starts to stink according to sources is when you dry it, so consider that.
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# ? Apr 9, 2024 13:09 |
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Thanks all. I am 4h from Frankfurt though, but thanks for the offer. I'll see what I can find around here or in the net.
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# ? Apr 9, 2024 13:48 |
If you wanna build a grow tent also consider inventing a time machine to a few weeks back so you can actually get one for not exorbitant priced Seedbanks are also hella swamped, I ordered at RQS 2 weeks ago and the package has not been abgesendet yet. Luckily time for outdoor Aussaat is still a few weeks off anyway. Zwille posted:https://www.royalqueenseeds.de I also only said this is when they really stink Theres variants that smell less, stuff like skunk or cheese however supposedly have that name for a reason.
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# ? Apr 9, 2024 13:48 |
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Hopper posted:Paging all Chili experts and other Balkongärtner! I've had multiple grows destroyed by Mehltau, it can be a bitch. Especially with variants that have a very thick cola (Blütenstock?). I usually go with Dutch Passion, Sensi Seeds is probably good too, but they are pricey. Both websites allow you to sort by flowering time, so if you are impatient, get something like Early Girl or similar. Also if you grew up in the 90s, the average THC content of modern plants will blow your mind. Maybe try to go with Sorten that have "low" THC. Also better to harvest later than early, otherwise you risk getting a harvest that smells like Heu. Not good. But there's so much information online, it's a rabbit hole.
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# ? Apr 9, 2024 13:56 |
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Popelmon posted:If you want to make the whole process as easy as possible you probably want to buy autoflowering seeds (usually just called auto on the seed sites). They will just grow and flower on their own and you don't have to mess around with grow lights. Thanks but I'll hold out for the E-Bike variant
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# ? Apr 9, 2024 14:15 |
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busalover posted:Also if you grew up in the 90s, the average THC content of modern plants will blow your mind. Maybe try to go with Sorten that have "low" THC. This is probably good advice in my case. Haven't smoked since the early '00s. (if I manage to grow some I will get a vaporizer though or bake cookies, not keen on smoking)
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# ? Apr 9, 2024 14:24 |
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For some reason, I feel like Berlin is going to stink of nasty cheap weed for a few months as everyone gets over it being legal.
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# ? Apr 9, 2024 14:34 |
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Hopper posted:Paging all Chili experts and other Balkongärtner! The smell when they start flowering is really, really bad. Even if you can deal with it, your neighbors will likely complain about it. Just go with a tent and an activated charcoal filter, it's not really worth all the drama. A tent is the sane and polite option in an apartment. Don't be that rear end in a top hat that tries to keep chickens and a cock in a hochhauswohnung If your grow light has different color temperature LEDs installed then you can just trigger flowering yourself. Otherwise go with some auto flowering seeds.
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# ? Apr 9, 2024 14:36 |
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The_Doctor posted:For some reason, I feel like Berlin is going to stink of nasty cheap weed for a few months as everyone gets over it being legal.
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# ? Apr 9, 2024 15:34 |
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The recently unveiled Bußgeld Katalog in Bayern certainly qualifies as new What's that? 500€ for lighting up within sight of a school? Guess plowing through the 30 Zone in front of it with 80 Sachen is cheaper now. excellent messaging, Markus /edit: oh, two CanG-Ordnungswidrigkeiten within 3years also instantly doubles the fine https://twitter.com/Markus_Soeder/status/1777697404252229815?t=0I8EfjXdaXk10zsdQAcP9Q&s=19 Duzzy Funlop fucked around with this message at 04:10 on Apr 10, 2024 |
# ? Apr 10, 2024 04:06 |
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You know, The Netherlands is an example of how early progress can lead to stagnation and regression if half measures are implemented. In our case decriminalizing cannabis was groundbreaking at the time but not legalizing the supply side in any way led to heaps of problems that we, 50-odd years later, are still struggling with, have arguably gotten worse and are only just now starting to address. It seems like you guys are headed in a similar direction where a half-assed law will keep giving states that are unfriendly like Bavaria ways to effectively neuter the law by policing it very strictly. So it seems like you didn't make the same mistakes that we did, just different ones.
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# ? Apr 10, 2024 06:09 |
Fun little update: it seems like Germany has managed to do a legalisation through the backdoor by making medicinal cannabis no longer a Betäubungsmittel but a simple medicine that any doctor can prescribe. There's currently a number of teledoctors who will prescribe you weed for a number of issues with little problems and little costs. I actually tried two of them last week and got both recipes by now, and will receive legal, medicinal grade weed in a few days time. These providers and all pharmacies that offer delivery are super swamped right now, but once the first rush is dealt with I expect a stabilisation and subsequent gold rush from other providers. If this was as intended by karlchen hut ab, if not welll definitely a fun surprise. With this Anbauvereine are kinda dead in the water and there's already reddit posts about dealers panicking because they are now obsolete over night.
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# ? Apr 10, 2024 06:34 |
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Lmao that's hilarious
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# ? Apr 10, 2024 06:36 |
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Duzzy Funlop posted:The recently unveiled Bußgeld Katalog in Bayern certainly qualifies as new I really whish they would go as hard against drinking. There is a small public area here that used to have kids playing and has hundreds of school age kids passing though daily but now the local alkies have taken over and you hear them screaming obscenities as early as 9 am regularly. This is a known problem that was escalated to Bezirksausschuss and higher but nobody cares. Because it's just alcohol.
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# ? Apr 10, 2024 08:00 |
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Hopper posted:Because it's just alcohol. I think the reasoning there is that drinking is seen as a personal failing and those drunks would have ended up in a similar situation without alcohol due to their Charakterschwäche. Weed otoh is the devil and transforms you no matter how virtuous you are. It's a lovely view on addiction but I have encountered it pretty often.
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# ? Apr 10, 2024 08:11 |
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It's pretty interesting to me that Lauterbach was originally against legalisation, then had his ministry look into the matter, and changed his position. Kind of refreshing, tbh.
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# ? Apr 10, 2024 08:24 |
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I think one of the issues with alkis taking up a spot is that you can’t vertreib them because that’ll just move the problem elsewhere and you’d have to take actual meaningful measures on a systemic level which is just Loosely related: Man I wish Biergärten were subject to the same restrictions of cannabis use lol.
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# ? Apr 10, 2024 08:31 |
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Zwille posted:I think one of the issues with alkis taking up a spot is that you can’t vertreib them because that’ll just move the problem elsewhere and you’d have to take actual meaningful measures on a systemic level which is just Doesn't stop police from expending a lot of effort on doing just that.
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# ? Apr 10, 2024 09:33 |
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Zwille posted:I think one of the issues with alkis taking up a spot is that you can’t vertreib them because that’ll just move the problem elsewhere and you’d have to take actual meaningful measures on a systemic level which is just Well, all the rules applying to Canabis would help a lot with that: No drinking in front of kids. No drinking in sight of schools. No drinking in Fußgängerzonen from 7-20 except when sat down in a restaurant. Exceptions for Oktoberfest apply of course because Bavaria. And then just enforce it. Even if just by forcing the culprits to wash their stuff down the next Gulli. You do that to them a couple of times and they won't come back because they can't afford to rebuy it all time and time again.
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# ? Apr 10, 2024 09:44 |
I love mah beer and drinking outside but at this point, considering the way weed is handled, would absolutely be for more restrictions. Alcohol is insanely bad for you and society and while I think EigENverAntOrtUng should apply and people should do what they please, the Verherrlichung needs to stop. Looking back at my childhood and adulthood alcohol isn't just accepted, it's glorified. And that's a problem.
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# ? Apr 10, 2024 09:57 |
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My gripe with it is drunk people in public are WAY more likely to have a negative effect on others that stoned people. Loud shouting, running into people, getting aggressive, puking... you rarely see a stoner do that, but drunks? All the time.
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# ? Apr 10, 2024 10:32 |
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Zwille posted:Loosely related: Man I wish Biergärten were subject to the same restrictions of cannabis use lol. Personally, I'm a big fan of Kneipen that triple the number of patrons but don't adjust their Klo-situation because there are probably trees in the neighborhood
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# ? Apr 10, 2024 11:00 |
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Duzzy Funlop posted:excellent messaging, Markus His name is Maggus.
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# ? Apr 10, 2024 11:05 |
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There is also an Austrian nickname, but that costs 14850 € so not gonna say it here.
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# ? Apr 10, 2024 11:26 |
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Hopper posted:I really whish they would go as hard against drinking. This gives me the opportunity to tell you about my most favourite statistics of all time. Idea: doing sports is healthy. Research: compare the groups 1. member of a sports club 2. not on health indicators (e.g. life expectancy, frequency of severe diseases, physical fitness etc.) Result: no difference whatsoever. Baffled scientists: Uhm, more detailed research is necessary. Final result: the beneficial results of the sport itself are definitely there, statistically proven. However, the earlier socialisation with alcohol culture for minors in German sports clubs makes these benefits null and void. Cool, huh? In short, I agree with Hopper there above.
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# ? Apr 30, 2024 01:31 |
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Hopper posted:There is also an Austrian nickname, but that costs 14850 € so not gonna say it here. So PM me. Ah poo poo I don't have plat. So come drive the 230 km between us and tell me in person
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# ? Apr 10, 2024 11:56 |