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aphid_licker
Jan 7, 2009


Son of Rodney posted:

Fun little update: it seems like Germany has managed to do a legalisation through the backdoor by making medicinal cannabis no longer a Betäubungsmittel but a simple medicine that any doctor can prescribe. There's currently a number of teledoctors who will prescribe you weed for a number of issues with little problems and little costs.

I actually tried two of them last week and got both recipes by now, and will receive legal, medicinal grade weed in a few days time.

These providers and all pharmacies that offer delivery are super swamped right now, but once the first rush is dealt with I expect a stabilisation and subsequent gold rush from other providers. If this was as intended by karlchen hut ab, if not welll definitely a fun surprise.

With this Anbauvereine are kinda dead in the water and there's already reddit posts about dealers panicking because they are now obsolete over night.

Hope that doesn't come out of MY KRANKENKASSENBEITRÄGE

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aphid_licker
Jan 7, 2009


Spin And Speed posted:

So PM me.
Ah poo poo I don't have plat.
So come drive the 230 km between us and tell me in person ;-*

https://www.diepresse.com/18348304/beleidigung-von-csu-chef-soeder-gerald-grosz-muss-14850-euro-strafe-zahlen

quote:

Grosz hatte Bayerns Ministerpräsident im Februar 2023 im niederbayerischen Osterhofen als „Södolf“, „Corona-Autokrat“ und „Landesverräter“ bezeichnet.

genericnick
Dec 26, 2012

Hopper
Dec 28, 2004

BOOING! BOOING!
Grimey Drawer
Edit: Beaten like the Bavarians by Prussia in 1866.

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.
Ich laut zu mir selbst, wenn ich was erledigt habe: Södolf, das hätten wir!

Griddle of Love
May 14, 2020


aphid_licker posted:

„Södolf“

Heartbreaking: The Worst Person You Know etc etc

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:
Was für 1 Pimmel der Södolf

mcbexx
Jul 4, 2004

British dentistry is
not on trial here!



Söder hat doch auch noch nie 'ne Haarprobe abgegeben, oder?

https://i.imgur.com/tFS2y5M.mp4

Spin And Speed
Apr 3, 2019

Aaaaahaha, this thing is so going into my Sprachschatz, thank you for making my day Hopper and aphid_licker

suck my woke dick
Oct 10, 2012

:siren:I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!:siren:

Put this cum-loving slave on ignore immediately!
Södolf :laugh:

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:

Zwille
Aug 18, 2006

* For the Ghost Who Walks Funny
Cannabis Smoker‘s Union

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






You've heard of Auto Union, now get ready for

Zwille
Aug 18, 2006

* For the Ghost Who Walks Funny
seemed extremely apropos the recent discussion

https://x.com/Opa_Homie/status/1778041385100157159

Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007

I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
Hell Gem

Zwille posted:

seemed extremely apropos the recent discussion

https://x.com/Opa_Homie/status/1778041385100157159

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhQ7j29Jd-4

DTurtle
Apr 10, 2011


:asoiaf:

Literally "Get drunk and gently caress your husband instead of getting angry at him"

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011


IIRC that zeug turned out to be a carcinogen, which is very on-brand for something that was supposed to dull you to the existential horror of being a 60s housewife in a loveless marriage. This way it's over faster

Zwille
Aug 18, 2006

* For the Ghost Who Walks Funny

quote:

Kritiker sahen die weite Verbreitung und den Erfolg von Frauengold als eine Fortsetzung des „Kölnisch-Wasser-Alkoholismus“ aus dem späten 19. Jahrhundert, bei dem Frauen, denen der Zugang zu hochprozentigen alkoholischen Getränken in der Regel verwehrt wurde, stattdessen als Duftwasser (wie eben Kölnisch Wasser) oder Medizin (wie dem Klosterfrau Melissengeist) deklarierte ethanolhaltige Tinkturen tranken und nicht selten in Abhängigkeit gerieten.[5] Beworben wurde das Mittel anfangs unter anderem mit dem Slogan „Nimm Frauengold und Du blühst auf!“[2] Unterschwellig sollte daneben auch eine leichtere Erträglichkeit von Menstruationsbeschwerden suggeriert werden; dazu wurde 1955 die Behauptung „Frauengold schafft Wohlbehagen, wohlgemerkt – an allen Tagen“ eingeführt.

https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frauengold

yikes

DTurtle
Apr 10, 2011


GABA ghoul posted:

IIRC that zeug turned out to be a carcinogen, which is very on-brand for something that was supposed to dull you to the existential horror of being a 60s housewife in a loveless marriage. This way it's over faster
Yeah, it was banned in 1981 for being a carcinogen and also damaging kidneys.
The whole article is just yikes.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
This is why I get all my news exclusively from web.de

nawilo_420
Nov 24, 2021
:redflag:
they finally did it! they captured the german essence in video format:

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C5ESVLJM_Md/?igsh=bXluajA1Z2tvMjhh

Randler
Jan 3, 2013

ACER ET VEHEMENS BONAVIS
If you think about it, noticeably lagging behind Neuland topics is actually the real German spirit, Herr oliwan.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

nawilo_420 posted:

they finally did it! they captured the german essence in video format:

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C5ESVLJM_Md/?igsh=bXluajA1Z2tvMjhh

That's not the Anzeigenhauptmeister video though :confused:

Spice World War II
Jul 12, 2004

nawilo_420 posted:

they finally did it! they captured the german essence in video format:

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C5ESVLJM_Md/?igsh=bXluajA1Z2tvMjhh

They cut the best part, because the sentence directly before that is "you cited the president of israel and other high ranking politicians and military saying genocidal things, but that was just in speeches" and then he proceeds to ask for a written Führerbefehl

Goa Tse-tung
Feb 11, 2008

;3

Yams Fan
literally asking if someone took notes on a criminal conspiracy lol

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.
Look, Hitler laid all that genocide poo poo out in Mein Kampf before he went thtough with it. Hitler is the standard every other genocidal regime has to live up to, and if they don't provide their own Mein Kampf, they don't qualify.

Zwille
Aug 18, 2006

* For the Ghost Who Walks Funny
there's a very tasteless spoonerism in there that would hit the nail on the head but I'm gonna refrain from that because the situation is so dire

genericnick
Dec 26, 2012

Grendels Dad posted:

Look, Hitler laid all that genocide poo poo out in Mein Kampf before he went thtough with it. Hitler is the standard every other genocidal regime has to live up to, and if they don't provide their own Mein Kampf, they don't qualify.

I mean, Mein Kampf is also not a signed order. Not admissible as evidence according to that guy's standards.

Zwille
Aug 18, 2006

* For the Ghost Who Walks Funny
https://x.com/honey_dji/status/1778476496530657550

Hopper
Dec 28, 2004

BOOING! BOOING!
Grimey Drawer
Alcohol Tolerance Buildup is the only thing keeping Bavaria functioning

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

In what time, is the question, though in a short enough timespan 6l beer is probably lethal by volume alone

Griddle of Love
May 14, 2020


My Lovely Horse posted:

In what time, is the question, though in a short enough timespan 6l beer is probably lethal by volume alone

"Als Faustformel kann angenommen werden, dass pro Stunde zwischen 0,1 und 0,2 Promille abgebaut werden."

So those 6 liters are gonna keep you busy for about 20 to 40 hours.

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008







Anyone capable of downing 6l of beer doesn't weigh 80kg

busalover
Sep 12, 2020
Are you guys familiar with r/RentnerfahreninDinge? It's a cool news source to keep up to date with the driving capabilities of our older Mitbürger. https://old.reddit.com/r/RentnerfahreninDinge/

Spin And Speed
Apr 3, 2019

Hopper posted:

Alcohol Tolerance Buildup is the only thing keeping Bavaria functioning

Are we working at the same company or what?

#JustOberpfalzThings

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:

busalover posted:

Are you guys familiar with r/RentnerfahreninDinge? It's a cool news source to keep up to date with the driving capabilities of our older Mitbürger. https://old.reddit.com/r/RentnerfahreninDinge/

See also: r/rentnerzeigenaufdinge

Goa Tse-tung
Feb 11, 2008

;3

Yams Fan

Libluini
May 18, 2012

I gravitated towards the Greens, eventually even joining the party itself.

The Linke is a party I grudgingly accept exists, but I've learned enough about DDR-history I can't bring myself to trust a party that was once the SED, a party leading the corrupt state apparatus ...
Grimey Drawer

Griddle of Love posted:

"Als Faustformel kann angenommen werden, dass pro Stunde zwischen 0,1 und 0,2 Promille abgebaut werden."

So those 6 liters are gonna keep you busy for about 20 to 40 hours.

yeah, but if you drink 6l of beer in under an hour, you're in some seriuos trouble for completely unrelated reasons

the Human body can only process about 1l of water per hour, on average, there was a Japanese lady who took part in some kind of "drink water as fast as possible"-competition, she managed something like 11l water in approx. 2 hours

she died

so to keep safe, you'd need to reduce your beer flow to about 1l per hour, this means a cheeky beer drinker will claim it's only 14 to 34 hours, since it's taking you 6 hours already to drink all this beer

but if you're suicidal, go ahead, I guess there's still a non-zero chance you might vomit out that last liter and survive :v:

niethan
Nov 22, 2005

Don't be scared, homie!
In my youth we used to talk about drinking a 24 bottle kasten in 24 hours. I don't think we ever attempted it.

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Libluini
May 18, 2012

I gravitated towards the Greens, eventually even joining the party itself.

The Linke is a party I grudgingly accept exists, but I've learned enough about DDR-history I can't bring myself to trust a party that was once the SED, a party leading the corrupt state apparatus ...
Grimey Drawer

niethan posted:

In my youth we used to talk about drinking a 24 bottle kasten in 24 hours. I don't think we ever attempted it.

I knew some guys who tried something like this. But they did a speedrun, where you replace "beer" with "vodka" and "24 bottles" with "bis der Arzt kommt"

one of them ended up in hospital twice doing this stunt :shepface:

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