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blowfish posted:Build a wall around Thüringen. I would assume they'll do that themselves very soon. Sure, currently nobody has any intention of building a wall but we know how this will turn out.
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# ¿ Dec 5, 2014 12:24 |
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# ¿ May 14, 2024 20:51 |
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botany posted:Please no humor in the German thread. Humor is that yellow guy on TV, right?
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# ¿ Dec 5, 2014 13:03 |
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Please change the thread title from Discussion to Stammtisch
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# ¿ Dec 11, 2014 12:01 |
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Pand posted:I tried searching for it to see whether it actually looks like that but sadly to no avail. Sereri fucked around with this message at 13:51 on Mar 18, 2015 |
# ¿ Mar 18, 2015 13:47 |
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Riso posted:Don't be silly, tin foil amplifies the signal. Drilling a hole in your skull works much better. That also seems counterproductive as the signals can more easily penetrate the skull. I reality you should absorb as much lead into your body as you can, because as we all know lead absorbs radiation.
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# ¿ Mar 18, 2015 16:20 |
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Not MY co-pilot!
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# ¿ Mar 27, 2015 08:20 |
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Blechtrommelnde Grass-Engel in allen Zeitungs-Karikaturen morgen.
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# ¿ Apr 13, 2015 11:27 |
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Google® self-driving trains. Problem solved, you're welcome, everyone.
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# ¿ May 18, 2015 21:04 |
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GaussianCopula posted:I think that the CSU wants to make Bavaria better for the people that live in Bavaria and vote CSU, just like the CDU wants to make Germany better for the people that live in Germany (and vote CDU). So are they only pedophilic towards Bavarian children then?
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# ¿ May 20, 2015 12:42 |
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ArchangeI posted:Sure, the holocaust had some collateral damage, but think of all the Jewish murderers and rapists we got before they could do harm! Maybe one of them could have been the next Hitler.
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# ¿ May 20, 2015 18:01 |
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# ¿ Jun 26, 2015 18:33 |
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Nektu posted:Hey, greece managed a coalition between the extreme left and right, so it works (not for long). Well I certainly can't wait for the 2017 Afd-linke coalition government of "wait, we didn't actually want this. What do we do now. What DO we do now"
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# ¿ Aug 29, 2015 08:27 |
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My Lovely Horse posted:You think Helmut Schmidt will be cremated? That's already been slowly going on for decades
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# ¿ Nov 10, 2015 08:54 |
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Chewbaccanator posted:What is it with the German military being so inept? Cutting military spending was an easy way to score points for quite some time. Who needs to pay for upkeep of tanks and stuff if we're never going to war again anyway. Oh we do have to use them now ? Whoops, who could've seen that coming.
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# ¿ Jan 19, 2016 14:22 |
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Also ich finde das Ergebnis nicht überraschend. Am besten wäre, wenn man die neuen Bundesländer vor den Flüchtlingen schützt. So könnte man um diese zum Beispiel einen separaten Grenzzaun ziehen. Wobei, wenn sich die Szenen an den Grenzzäunen im Balkan anschaut, wäre es vielleicht besser eine richtige Mauer zu errichten.
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# ¿ Mar 13, 2016 19:23 |
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# ¿ Apr 1, 2016 13:12 |
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Randler posted:Art. 1 Grundgesetz, auch bekannt als die Menschenwürde. Yeah well, doesn't Erdogan always say we Europeans shouldn't be so hung up on Menschenwürde.
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# ¿ Apr 10, 2016 15:07 |
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https://twitter.com/yanisvaroufakis/status/719438182878691328
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# ¿ Apr 11, 2016 17:11 |
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I don't think you get the tweet to be honest. It's not really targeted at Austrians, it's not a "Oh no you're voting brown. Better check yourself before you wreck yourself." I'm pretty sure they don't give a gently caress what Austrians think about it. It's targeted at Germans and more of a "Haha look, those wacky Schluchtenscheißer are at it again with the naziing" And honestly, I've seen far worse spending of my GEZ money. At least it's not Volksmusik ™
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2016 12:03 |
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It's really weird to think that the same people who made this dressed up as clowns and threw pies into the faces of AfD politicians.
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2016 12:43 |
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Nektu posted:The common enemy that made NATO rock-solid is simply gone...
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# ¿ May 4, 2016 17:30 |
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Vorsicht, Flüchtlinge aus sicheren Herkunftsstaaten werden automatisch wieder abgeschoben
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# ¿ May 22, 2016 08:57 |
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Gold and a Pager posted:They're also headquartered in Düsseldorf (why are the only Germany-related emoticons Nazi-related?) Alles Schwaben hier
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# ¿ May 25, 2016 19:14 |
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bignose posted:In other news: Gauland does not like Afro-Germans Adolfs feinste Deutsche
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# ¿ May 29, 2016 09:35 |
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https://twitter.com/MickyBeisenherz/status/736874214997819392
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# ¿ May 29, 2016 16:39 |
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frankenfreak posted:Does that mean that word is germanist? Auf Lehramt, ja
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# ¿ May 30, 2016 17:41 |
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http://www.der-postillon.com/2016/06/usa-kundigen-teilverkauf-der-brd-gmbh.html#more That hit a little too close to
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# ¿ Jun 3, 2016 11:08 |
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Drone posted:Also this is just so goddamn ridiculous that a poll like this was even taken: at the AfD people over-compensating
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# ¿ Jun 3, 2016 14:43 |
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LeoMarr posted:Apparent shooting in Frankfurt theater Living in the broad vicinity , Viernheim is like 70km away from Frankfurt. It is next to Mannheim and Heidelberg however.
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# ¿ Jun 23, 2016 17:02 |
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Nah, it was banned. Just like AirBnb actually.
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# ¿ Jul 1, 2016 08:33 |
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Das sind die, die nicht von oben sondern von rechts hängen
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# ¿ Jul 10, 2016 22:45 |
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az posted:What's with you, IT people, and why do you think anybody wants to hear you talk about it. IT people are probably just better at finding discussion boards with the same weird stuff they're into so it reinforces their beliefs. Who knows.
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# ¿ Jul 17, 2016 13:41 |
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I have a dream that one day, a muslim weirdo can go on a Ballerspiel-fuelled, school-related Amoklauf and not be immediately judged a terrorist just because of his religion or the colour of his skin. Or something like that.
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# ¿ Jul 23, 2016 11:01 |
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^^^^^^^ I'm sure there a wikihow article I'm sure we can squeeze out another year and make it a G7, Gedichtsinterpretationen are made-up garbage, learning French is going to be useless anyway and nobody needs Analysis. And for the ones that do, it's not like they don't have a repetition in the first university semesters anyway.
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# ¿ Jul 23, 2016 11:09 |
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GaussianCopula posted:He apparantly was in the possesion of this book https://www.amazon.de/Amok-Kopf-Warum-Sch%C3%BCler-t%C3%B6ten/dp/3407858876 and researched police tactics/read news articles on other rampages. "Mobbing, check Killerspiele, check Poor family background, check looks like I'm good to go"
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# ¿ Jul 23, 2016 11:12 |
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botany posted:the paperwork required for that alone would make you want to kill someone! They have to be signed in triplicate, sent in, sent back, queried, lost, found, subjected to public inquiry, lost again, and finally buried in soft peat for three months and recycled as firelighters.
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# ¿ Jul 23, 2016 11:18 |
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Okay, so apparently we can't deport people from Syria back to Syria. Makes sense. How about we take a look at what the British did after ww2, carve up a piece of desert, send them there and let them establish their own state. Since they will probably all be muslim, I guess it's going to be an islamic state
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# ¿ Jul 25, 2016 07:41 |
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az posted:It's good we can put our differences with terrorism aside and focus on the real, eternal enemy here, other Germans. simpsons_natural_enemies.jpeg
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# ¿ Jul 25, 2016 13:20 |
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Actually this thread was supposed to be closed today anyway. Doesn't anybody read the thread title anymore. Ich schick euch gleich die Polizei wegen Ruhestörung auf den Hals.
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# ¿ Jul 31, 2016 18:38 |
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# ¿ May 14, 2024 20:51 |
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Ist das wenn man sich besoffen mit seinem Auto um eine Laterne wickelt?
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# ¿ Aug 1, 2016 16:33 |