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Bacon of the Sea posted:Ravel Morrison managed fourteen days at West Ham before getting charged by the FA for using homophobic language on twitter. e3 is the same charge brought against Suarez. It'll be a fine and a suspension, but I doubt it'll be 8 games.
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az posted:I keep hearing that Morrison is a completely loony tosser, can you recap "the story so far"? Assaulted his mum, nothing came of that that I recall, threw his bird's phone out the window and got charged with assault for that, then whilst already on a caution proceeded to stalk a witness trying to get him to drop charges until he was dragged to court where they made him sign a letter explaining that Witness Intimidation Is Bad, Don't Do It. At around this point the club supposedly stopped showing up for his various court dates, pissed off with his stupidity and the fact he literally couldn't last 3 months without skipping training, the only requirement to his first team place. He sulked about this and decided not to bother signing a new contract. Goes to West Ham, the noise starts off as "he'll play" and has in two weeks transformed into "he'll not play this year and needs to work harder". Threatens someone on twitter, calls them a human being, claims to be in Manchester every weekend so bang goes the "hopefully a new environment will help" idea. This is a lad so loving stupid that despite the fact he could easily play for England if he worked hard enough, would rather hang around the estates cause 'e's well 'ard.
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Soulex posted:Especially since it's origins are not at all malevolent. I feel bad for Oliwan being triggered like this.
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Jose posted:I thought he just pretended to be wearing handcuffs and shake them or did he do that as well? Wasn't that one of his teammates? Also what happened with the Brighton crew gangrape?
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DickEmery posted:Dude, not cool. Pretty she she wasn't a premier league footballer though and so claiming that she would also have earned a property portfolio in the millions might seem slightly spurious.
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the sex ghost posted:The Sun went with the headline 'You'd have thought he'd be better at saving' which got a laugh out of me tbf He got fifty loving games for England and he was poo poo I mean yeah he had the reflexes of Casillas and denied Owen a hilarious goal but frankly he was bad at basically everything else and made more mistakes than Titus Bramble. TwoDogs1Cup posted:So why is it future earnings and not the x amount of years that they had to stay at home? Because you don't get those years back due to age discrimination, those years represent both a loss to previous earning and a significant loss to future earning. To make clear the point I made last night: David James definitely has a duty to make sure his ex-partner and children live a comfortable life. But when you base it on "standard of living" I'm quite against the idea that anyone deserves a goddamn seven property portfolio so I kinda hope the courts put a limit on that poo poo.
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May 17, 2014 14:00
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DickEmery posted:nah, most people get fined more than a few days wages I think. His appearance bonus will be more than that
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Sep 30, 2014 09:31
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sassassin posted:Chedwyn is back training with Sheffield United. First they came for our sheep, and I did not speak out, as I was not a sheep.
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Nov 11, 2014 12:52
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sassassin posted:Queue the media and sponsors going mental and trying to dictate club policy. How is sponsors dictating club policy even remotely strange? They expect the club to represent them in a way that suits their business model. Getting everyone pissy at hiring a rapist does not do this. I mean yeah Ched's a clear wanker but he's served his sentence and whether his sentence was just or not doesn't allow us to push against rehabilitation. Fans have a right to protest at what they see as a community asset being badly represented; sponsors are allowed to respond to protect their interest, and Ched has a right to train there. I don't see any of this as hypocritical. Just a bit dumb, given that they clearly aren't going to touch him with a bargepole.
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Nov 14, 2014 17:16
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Lofty132 posted:Just saw this, really is the stupidest thing to throw away your career for. I imagine when you are at the peak of physical fitness with a huge wedge in the bank there are plenty of legal women willing to jump in the sack. You can take the boy out of 'Boro, but you can't take the boy out of underage girls.
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Jose posted:Thats not a defense that works Yes it is, and it has several times. When the expectation of the environment is 18+ the judge is allowed to rule for exceptional circumstance.
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Mar 3, 2015 00:28
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By exceptional circumstances I mean that the judge is allowed to not put you on the nonce list if he thinks they've got cracking tits.
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Mar 3, 2015 00:30
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I bet he loves children. He has that look.
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Mar 3, 2015 00:31
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He's always been beset by poor decision making on the pitch. Now he can't even decide what to do when there's no grass there.
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Mar 3, 2015 00:32
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If you've been blackmailed by known child fiddler Benzema you've probably misbehaved
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Nov 4, 2015 12:42
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serious gaylord posted:Its clearly a tape of Valbuena and a dude, only reason it'd be worth blackmailing a footballer. Underage prostitute, Benzema knows, uses as blackmail I'd loving cry laughing if it's something closer to that.
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Nov 6, 2015 01:30
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Ziggy Tzardust posted:Diafra Sakho has gone mental this season: about this time last year he was in custody for threats to kill. We all feel a bit down in these cold months.
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Jan 18, 2016 23:36
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wasnt that video supposedly of Kyle Walkers girlfriend in the press at the time?
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Mar 24, 2016 17:11
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TheBigAristotle posted:As is always the case with football and Spanish newspapers, there's conflicting reports, another report says no evidence was found. literally anything > AS > Marca confidencial is not AS or Marca so go with that
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Jun 10, 2016 17:11
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it'd be utterly unsurprising if Marca decided to falsely implicate someone in a rape and trafficking case because they're still having a tantrum from last transfer window
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TheBigAristotle posted:So then I shouldn't trust Marca's claim to have the WhatsApp conversations? Confidencial published those. It's De Gea denying everything, saying it was the Atleti guys she meant, and he was already in Manchester. She says she's messaged Casillas and he repeats that it's De Gea, at which point De Gea denies it, repeats he's in manchester, and asks if she fancies 5 of his teammates and him I might be 4 and him or 5 but not him, I've never used commigo before.
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Jun 11, 2016 10:35
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Big Sam is dodgy, who knew I mean apart from kevin kilbane big kev knew
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Sep 26, 2016 22:23
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Troy Queef posted:I remember how Big Sam pretty much blackballed Ravel Morrison from West Ham because he wouldn't sign with Mark Curtis, who at the time represented about half of the WHU first team plus Allardyce. that happened not longer after he single-handedly tore Tottenham apart and then his career died, rip mad rav
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Sep 26, 2016 22:41
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Which paper will run the headline Allardiciopoli?
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Sep 27, 2016 12:11
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big sam lasted 67 days so close
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Sep 27, 2016 19:47
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Pardew was on piss-all at Newcastle and I'd strongly suggest him. Also he has a west ham link and west ham were way more obviously corrupt in the 90s until the owner ran off with the rio money and left a half finished stand as his replacement.
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Sep 27, 2016 22:51
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if his defending barrister did actually fall back on "drunken consent is still consent" I'm pretty sure none of ched's problems will go away anytime soon I mean I'd not go anywhere near a girl I've never met before who's falling over plastered because that's creepy af
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Oct 14, 2016 15:06
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Ewar Woowar posted:I've slept with girls I've met when we've both been drunk. I never really thought about it ever being considered rape so's everyone but idk there's a difference between that and your mate texting you to come bang a girl he's pulled footballers continue being unable to have sex on their own shocker
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his girlfriend presumably saw this advert and then bought samir a treatment anyway and is surprised that's my fave bit
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