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funkybottoms
Oct 28, 2010

Funky Bottoms is a land man

FullLeatherJacket posted:

the description of a baby as "looking class" is somehow much funnier to me than the low quality of the predatory grooming involved


TheBigAristotle posted:

Yeah, maybe it's because I'm a dirty American, but I'm struggling to imagine a situation where one would describe a baby as class. Maybe it was dressed up in a nice outfit.

same.

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funkybottoms
Oct 28, 2010

Funky Bottoms is a land man
also, did anyone else notice that Johnson looks like that serial killer from The Fall who grooms the teenage girl?

funkybottoms
Oct 28, 2010

Funky Bottoms is a land man

FullLeatherJacket posted:

but it's still like describing a baby as "fully sick"

exactly

funkybottoms
Oct 28, 2010

Funky Bottoms is a land man
cracking baby!

funkybottoms
Oct 28, 2010

Funky Bottoms is a land man
^ so was that little girl!

brocked posted:

"She's not underage in dog years"

Also, grooming suddenly doesn't sound so unusual

lolol

funkybottoms
Oct 28, 2010

Funky Bottoms is a land man
wow, shameful grammar

funkybottoms
Oct 28, 2010

Funky Bottoms is a land man

St Evan Echoes posted:

What do you think the overlap is in the sets of footballers, people who gamble, and people smart enough to cover their rear end?

depends on the spread

funkybottoms
Oct 28, 2010

Funky Bottoms is a land man

trem_two posted:

https://twitter.com/DailyMirror/status/796064237382733824

what a great collection of people in that family

"class"

funkybottoms
Oct 28, 2010

Funky Bottoms is a land man
guess nobody told him you're supposed to see the drip doctor after you cheat

funkybottoms
Oct 28, 2010

Funky Bottoms is a land man
The People's Court marathon

funkybottoms
Oct 28, 2010

Funky Bottoms is a land man

Bacon Terrorist posted:

Not footballer but Sky Sports presenter Kirsty Gallacher has been arrested for drink driving, apparently over the limit at 11.30am on the way to pick up her kids. I'm sure there was a suggestion she may have been drunk on air not too long ago.

i'm sure most guys would get in the car, regardless

funkybottoms
Oct 28, 2010

Funky Bottoms is a land man

sticksy posted:

Not a footballer going feral per se but this American fan really didn't give a crud and was arrested for it :patriot::
http://minnesota.cbslocal.com/2017/09/27/soccer-fan-indecent-exposure/



Also surprising to no one, she works at a microbrewery.

if i were a single man in North Dakota...

funkybottoms
Oct 28, 2010

Funky Bottoms is a land man

blue footed boobie posted:

Man these black mirror episodes keep getting more and more hosed

this has popped into my head several times today

funkybottoms
Oct 28, 2010

Funky Bottoms is a land man

Ninpo posted:

I don't think that's what the manager meant when he said "Go out and get three points".

lol

funkybottoms
Oct 28, 2010

Funky Bottoms is a land man

the other six should get deliberate red cards tomorrow

funkybottoms
Oct 28, 2010

Funky Bottoms is a land man
guess he saw both sides of the issue

funkybottoms
Oct 28, 2010

Funky Bottoms is a land man
now they're both a little Bendt out of shape

funkybottoms
Oct 28, 2010

Funky Bottoms is a land man

jfc i hope they pull a Sunderland

also glad Gigi isn't there to be a part of this bullshit

funkybottoms
Oct 28, 2010

Funky Bottoms is a land man

Dilkington posted:

I've been trying to think up a VAR joke but can't manage it. Best of luck to all of you.

Vigorously Anal Ronaldo?

funkybottoms
Oct 28, 2010

Funky Bottoms is a land man

Alexeythegreat posted:

Alexander Kokorin and Pavel Mamaev are in custody for at least 48 hours for punching a gov-t official while simultaneously doing a racism on said gov-t official on account on his being Asian
Russian society is outraged at their unacceptable behavior and I'm just sitting and lamenting that there is no TRP-esque poo poo-slinging on the subject anywhere to be found

E: there was also a chair involved as a makeshift weapon

i'm assuming you're talking about the arresting officers

funkybottoms
Oct 28, 2010

Funky Bottoms is a land man

that's amazing

funkybottoms
Oct 28, 2010

Funky Bottoms is a land man

Bape Culture posted:

That’s class

lol

funkybottoms
Oct 28, 2010

Funky Bottoms is a land man
if a weasel can ride a bird, i don't see why a meerkat can't ride a horse

funkybottoms
Oct 28, 2010

Funky Bottoms is a land man
Salt Baeyern

funkybottoms
Oct 28, 2010

Funky Bottoms is a land man

oliwan posted:

I'm trying to get into the mindset to understand how these insanely rich and successful footballers have such fragile egos

you're gonna rip your face off and gently caress a child?

funkybottoms
Oct 28, 2010

Funky Bottoms is a land man
what rapes in Vegas does not go back to Vegas

funkybottoms
Oct 28, 2010

Funky Bottoms is a land man

jesus WEP posted:

“Told me if I dated anyone else or if I left my house he’d have me kidnapped and have my body cut up and put in a bag and thrown in a river. Yes I have proof of everything I’m saying. He’s a psychopath.”

maybe he's angling for a career with the Saudi FA

funkybottoms
Oct 28, 2010

Funky Bottoms is a land man

um, i think they got the date wrong...

funkybottoms
Oct 28, 2010

Funky Bottoms is a land man

XBenedict posted:

Are perverts not allowed to wear watches?

apparently not if they're class

funkybottoms
Oct 28, 2010

Funky Bottoms is a land man

never change, Diego

funkybottoms
Oct 28, 2010

Funky Bottoms is a land man

Sandwolf posted:

If only there were some means to acquire knowledge about Nazis in today’s day and age. A modern tragedy imo

pretty sure Donald Trump has a twitter account

funkybottoms
Oct 28, 2010

Funky Bottoms is a land man
she knew something was up when he kept calling her Rafaella

funkybottoms
Oct 28, 2010

Funky Bottoms is a land man

CyberPingu posted:

No poo poo. All the funds he raises is going to her legal bills because he doesn't want to pay for it.

lol

funkybottoms
Oct 28, 2010

Funky Bottoms is a land man

Zaodai posted:

I think that's happened to us all, we click the button labeled "NEWS" and don't realize it's just where it couldn't display the entirety of "NEW SEX VIDEO" and it's too late to stop it.

that's assuming an awful lot about the average poster here

funkybottoms
Oct 28, 2010

Funky Bottoms is a land man

more like Metzjunger

funkybottoms
Oct 28, 2010

Funky Bottoms is a land man

Vagabundo posted:

Ban Iran from all FIFA-sanctioned events and ban them from the 2023 AFC Asian Cup.

hey, FIFA, i hear John Bolton needs a job...

funkybottoms
Oct 28, 2010

Funky Bottoms is a land man

Shrapnig posted:

The article seems to read that they crashed into each other.

i hope they were both listening to Dave Matthews Band

funkybottoms
Oct 28, 2010

Funky Bottoms is a land man

Brony Car posted:

Hulk left his wife and is now with her niece.

https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/brazil-star-hulk-leaves-wife-21174204

I’ve been trying to come up with a good Woody Allen joke and failing.

"that's bananas!"

funkybottoms
Oct 28, 2010

Funky Bottoms is a land man

CyberPingu posted:

Full kit wanker

lol

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funkybottoms
Oct 28, 2010

Funky Bottoms is a land man

cheers!

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