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blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


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Olympiakos is a greek team

edit: what the hell? It's spelled olympiacos? Welp, I've been spelling that wrong for a long time.

blue footed boobie fucked around with this message at 23:36 on Jan 22, 2013

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blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


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Soulex posted:

(this is why you check ID boys)

tbf I don't think looking at ID even gets you off the hook if the girl has a fake. I remember a story going around about one of the guys from popular porn website bangbus getting arrested for sex with an underaged girl who had like 3 different forms of fake ID.

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


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Gigi Galli posted:

Bendtner arrested for driving drunk in Copenhagen when the cops caught him driving in the wrong direction.

http://www.football-italia.net/31428/bendtner-arrested-dui

That's a couple for him now, isn't it? He seems to be developing a problem.

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


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the sex ghost posted:

Again, if I was getting paid thousands of pounds a week and was a top athlete I don't think I'd bother with the hassle of doing gang rapes. Like at what point did Loic Remy think 'Hmm I'm a bit bored tonight, I won't have a Nando's and then go to Jose Bosingwa's house and smash him at FIFA, I'll go and rape a woman with two other men, it'll get me out of the house'? That is never going to end well.

TBF I bet Bosingwa is terrible to play fifa with. He looks like the kind of guy who would use pace abuse squads and talks in Portuguese the whole time.

blue footed boobie fucked around with this message at 14:14 on May 15, 2013

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


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NinjaSteve posted:

You could at least have a front four of Ched Evans, van Persie, Remy and Nile Ranger, they'd score a lot between them

Don't forget Ronald.

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


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JFairfax posted:

If statutory counts you always have Ribery.

Benzema, too. All we need are some central midfielders and fullbacks and we've got a rapist XI that's got a shot at the title.

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


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deletebeepbeepbeep posted:

In stoke news Whelan put an actual pigs head in Kemwyn Jones locker so Jones has thrown a brick through Whelan's car window.

Banterzone.

All this needs is a naked tony pulis and it'd be the most stole news ever.

Bit of an over the top reaction, though.

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


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tbp posted:



Tony Pulis's sacking had nothing to do with the blatant bigotry that is being tacitly accepted by the club and Stoke's supporters, it was entirely because of the poor quality of football he has instilled along with the large spending record he has accrued.

To be fair, they don't actually know who did it. Its kinda hard to punish an unknown person. I guess you could say they should be investigating more, but who knows what they're doing, if anything.

Edit: also the part about pulis doing it was a joke

blue footed boobie fucked around with this message at 05:09 on May 24, 2013

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


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I'm not quite sure where to put this, but Adrian Mutu wants to adopt the Chinese sewer baby. Presumably because Chelsea will be forced to literally take food out of the mouth of the sewer baby to get their money.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2013/may/30/adrian-mutu-adopt-baby-sewage-pipe

quote:

The former Chelsea striker Adrian Mutu has told Romanian television that he wants to adopt the baby saved from a sewage pipe in China.

The newborn boy, weighing just 5lbs, was found wedged in the pipe beneath a shared bathroom in a residential building in Jinhua, in China's eastern province of Zhejiang.

His story quickly spread worldwide, with footage of his rescue showing medics at Pujiang People's hospital helping to dismantle the 10cm diameter pipe piece by piece with pliers and saws.

State media said the baby had a low heart rate when he was admitted and had suffered cuts and bruising, but was now in stable condition.

The mother of Baby 59 – known only by the number of his hospital incubator – has since come forward, saying she kept her pregnancy secret after the father refused to stand by her and she could not afford an abortion.

However, Mutu, who signed for Chelsea for £15.8m in 2003, but was released the following year after failing a drugs test, told Romanian channel ProTV: "I intend to adopt this baby."

The AC Ajaccio striker, a father of three, said he had discussed the plan with his wife Consuelo, and they would go ahead, if a legal agreement could be reached. Romania is not currently on the list of 17 countries whose citizens can adopt from China.

Mutu said: "I couldn't figure out how to carry on living, how to eat my breakfast when I saw this story on TV. He's a special child. When I saw the baby I said 'I must adopt him, he has been sent to me by God.'

"Just look at this poor little fellow. He made such a strong impression on me. I told my wife we have to help him, we have to do everything we can.

"I never thought I would adopt a baby, I had no plan concerning that, but I just know: I have to help this one."

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


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vyelkin posted:

If it wasn't rape, then I'm a little disappointed that a rumour of two dudes having consensual man love was enough to cause a scandal that got both of them fired and is to this day considered a club's greatest shame. Let's kick homophobia out of football. :(

You're not supposed to gently caress anyone on the team bus, Vyelkin.

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


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Ninpo posted:

Well, he did a cracking job with his own son.

:drat:

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


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Ninpo posted:

Not when you're recreationally huffing it, it's not. It's also used as a general anaesthetic, which dentists won't do anymore due to the risks involved.

Dentists still use nitrous and it's really not that dangerous even for recreational use.

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


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St Evan Echoes posted:

And maybe it can be dangerous if used with reckless abandon, but that doesn't really differentiate it from other things footballers use in their spare time, such as alcohol and prostitutes.

Yeah, that main danger of Nitrous is rippin' way too many balloons in the parking lot of a Phish concert and falling down and hitting your head or something.

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


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Scott Bakula posted:

Remy's bail has been extended until February 2014 while the police continue to investigate

Is he on loan from QPR or did Newcastle buy him? Whoever owns him will have a valuable player on their hands if he isn't, you know, convicted of rape

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


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Blackface is one of those things where almost no one who actually does it is trying to invoke memories of minstrel shows or actually be racist, but it's still basically guarantee to piss people off and generally not a good idea.

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


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Soulex posted:

edit I'm not defending her. I just think the whole situation is stupid. Did Transvestites get mad at Hamsik for dressing up as a lady?

I will assure you that if any troons got wind of it they'd be livid.

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


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Bacon of the Sea posted:

While Arsenal were battling to stay in the champs league, Nicklas Bendtner allegedly got really drunk and threatened to gently caress a taxi driver, then got out and tried to gently caress his taxi.

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1991241-nicklas-bendtner-reportedly-in-drunken-fight-with-taxi-driver-during-arsenal-tie

Bendtner's an alcoholic and it's ruined his career.

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


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Spangly A posted:

Wasn't that one of his teammates?

Also what happened with the Brighton crew gangrape?

The case against them fell apart at trial and they were acquitted.

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


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TwoDogs1Cup posted:

It's madness and I'm not sure how it's even legal. How are you entitled to someone's earnings when you're not with them any more?

Alimony is pretty common for longer marriages and the reasoning is generally to keep the spouse at the same standard of living they were at during the marriage.

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


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TwoDogs1Cup posted:

So why is it future earnings and not the x amount of years that they had to stay at home?

I think it's just a throw away line in a rag, and it may not mean "X percent of what you earn forever and ever until you die."

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


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mrg220t posted:

What if the couple don't have kids and the wife doesn't give up her career, do the ex wife still get the future earnings? Or is it dealt on a case by case basis?

Case by case basis. There are different types of alimony and it can change when people's circumstances change too.

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


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Bape Culture posted:

Kitkat in anus?

That was Giroud.

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


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Footballers loving love gangbangs. I don't get it.

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


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Soulex posted:

I do not understand people with lots of money doing that or "allegedly" doing that.

Prostitution is legal in some countries, it's not that difficult

Well almost all of these cases are drunk women who may or may not have been able to consent, so you can see what's happening. I just don't get why it's always 4 players on one girl.

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


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I think my favorite football gangbang was when Nani and Anderson spit roasted a prostitute in Big Cris' house and they had to DP her quietly because Big Cris was sleeping.

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


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Troy Queef posted:

Diego Maradona's girlfriend took a video of him apparently hitting her: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKNq19x6pcs

No way Maradona lives in such a lovely house.

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


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I hope that Ched Evans gets a job with a club and becomes a productive member of society. The practice of making felons unemployable pariahs is dumb and just encourages recidivism.

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


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Slaapaav posted:

hes not a felon who has done his time hes a rapist who has done his time and those two are completely different things

They literally aren't, though. Rape is a felony and he is felon.

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


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If anyone thinks Ched Evans playing football is going to lead to an increase in children raping people theyre a literal moron. The only reasons he wouldn't be allowed back into football are punitive in nature.

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


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CareyB posted:

How do you know, or how can you say, what the effects of Ched Evans continuing to play football are? You say I'm a literal moron but you might want to look into how the brain works, how humans operate according to fundamental laws of nature and survival.

The proof is literally there, I posted it, if you bother to investigate yourself instead of essentially saying well this would not effect ME in this way how could it effect anyone else in this way. It does mate, sorry for this blast of reality.

People vote UKIP because they have a problem with immigrants. Ask anyone what an immigrant has done to sleight them personally and they never have an answer, ever. They are just told over and over and over again that immigrants are bad, the burka is bad, be scared of these people cos theyre different, and low and behold people start to believe it and build a reality around it.

You're getting a bit unhinged now, but you didn't post any proof. You posted a wall of text about a TED tall that was mostly inapposite to what we're talking about and which you don't seem to understand. In any case.

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


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Eau de MacGowan posted:

And in turn, is the irony of this beyond you? A man does a terrible thing. He is punished for it. You are arguing that FURTHER VENGEANCE MUST BE PERPETRATED UPON HIM.

Beyond this, his point is that we should release rapists into the public to be unemployable social pariahs who will almost certainly commit more crimes. It's inherently a bad position. The better argument is that the prison sentence for rape should be longer.

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


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CareyB posted:

more moronic than failing to understand how an 19yo girl who's woken up in a completely unknown place with two dudes cum leaking out of her might feel like she's been taken advantage of?

You sound like an insane person.

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


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Chocolate Teapot posted:

If he wants to become employable again then he should be making very real apologies to his victim, and try to work towards raising awareness about sexual assault and try discriminating against the act of it, so as to better influence those who look up to him (as opposed to such people sending death and rape threats to other women). Rape is a lot worse than shoplifting!

That's why he got the sentence he did! If a criminal is going to be presumed unfit to rejoin society upon serving their sentence, they should get longer sentences. The idea that we'll release criminals from prison and then marginalized them is counterintuitive and encourages further crime and recidivism

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


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How was his friend acquitted, anyway?

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


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Jose posted:


I think it was decided that as his mate had walked into the hotel with her and been seen by a bunch of staff and was also drunk(?) it was seen as consenting. Evans went around after getting a text and had to tell a lie to get access to the room

Haha what the gently caress? Thats ridiculous. Of course Evans wont admit guilt.

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


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Jose posted:

I'm not sure why its that ridiculous. Remember Evans also got a couple of mates to film him having sex with her through the window

I don't see how a jury could conclude beyond a reasonable doubt that the victim couldn't consent to sex with Evans, but didn't reach that same conclusion regarding another person who was having sex with her at the same time. It's really an all or nothing thing

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


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DickEmery posted:

She went back to the hotel with McDonald indicating consent, but Evans just turned up in the room and joined in.
Consensually he says, not said the jury.

But that doesn't make sense given the victim's account. Whether or not she indicates consent wouldn't matter in the prosecution's theory of the case.

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


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stickyfngrdboy posted:

His point doesn't stand at all unless he's seen every piece of evidence the jury saw. She willingly, unforced, went back to McDonald's hotel room with him, which to me as someone who hasn't seen every piece of evidence, suggests consent.

Evans lied to get into the room and had mates film him shagging her, idk if she would have been able to consent to any of that and apparently the jury thought not, so I'm happy with the conviction as it stands. If I see something that suggests otherwise i might change my mind but who knows.

The methods of entry into the hotel room don't really make any difference under the prosecution's theory of the case. The only way you could reach that verdict is if there was some reason to conclude that the victim became more intoxicated between when McDonald had sex with her and when Evans did. If there was evidence of that I'd be interested to see, but the opinion Flayer posted doesn't indicate that at all.

blue footed boobie fucked around with this message at 22:51 on Nov 16, 2014

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


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Bape Culture posted:

Was she hot?

Prolly

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blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


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I think you're confused. Evans wasn't on trial for sneaking into a threesome without the victim knowing. The question in the trial was whether the victim could have consented to sex with both men, and the testified to having no recollection of the night. If the jury concluded that the victim wasn't credible and consented to sex with Macdonald, they should have reached the same conclusion with Evans.

E: this was at stickfngrdboy

Double edit: the jury didnt have to conclude that the victim had consensual sex with Macdonald, but that doesn't change my reasoning.

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