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Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

Tortilla Maker posted:

More of a federation going feral...the Paraguayan FA gives out a set of cookware to their female player of the week.

https://twitter.com/AlfredoGL15/status/1418237220012675084?s=19

didn’t some other FA give out sex toys to a woman’s team recently? at least they’re improving

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Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

gives the nut-meg a whole new meaning

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

wayne mooney

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

i’m wondering how they’re going to incorporate this into my FM21 game

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

were these the same players who decided a 20 person banquet in the middle of lockdown was a good idea? and an even better idea to post the photo to instagram?

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

tramadol during the day and zopiclone during the night would make you pretty much invincible until your hamstring just popped randomly

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

UnderFreddy posted:

https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/qx8akt/megathread_romain_molinas_the_guardian_ny_times/

some quite dark details on the football world compiled alongside players enjoying shikah and nitrous oxide

absolutely horrific, but this one is almost comedic

“After Senegal complained against an overaged player in a U17 African team they faced, the national team declared the player as 'deceased'. He is currently continuing his career in the U21 national team of the same country.”

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

somehow even my celebrity gossip rag email Popbitch is getting scandalous gossip about PSG

>> O.M.PSG <<
French football goes wild

Pardon our French, but what the gently caress is going on at Paris Saint-Germain? News coming out at the moment reads like the plot of some sort of souped-up soap opera.

* Earlier this year, PSG started paying for round-the-clock security at their players' homes after Angel Di Maria and Marquinhos both fell prey to violent burglaries.

* Last month, Ander Herrara claims to have been robbed in his car by a prostitute who got in at a red light, nicked his phone and wallet – then demanded a lift.

* Power couple Mauro Icardi and Wanda Nara are on/off/on/off. Their relationship has been tabloid fodder from day one as Wanda was initially married to Mauro's teammate, Maxi López. Mauro's decision to get Maxi's kids' names tattooed on his arms caused friction; Maxi's refusal to shake hands with Mauro caused more. Wanda took over Mauro's career Spinal Tap-style as girlfriend-manager, posting lots of John-and-Yoko pictures of them near-naked in bed. Now she claims that he slept with an Argentinian model, which he is brushing off as just "slutty chat".

* Things are even crazier with the women's team. Midfielder Kheira Hamraoui was also carjacked recently, but by masked men who beat her legs with metal poles. Teammate Aminata Diallo (who'd been driving) was first accused of orchestrating it, as a sort of Tonya Harding/Nancy Kerrigan inspired plot, but police have a new lead. Reports emerged that one of the attackers shouted "So you like to sleep with married men?" Hamraoui's mobile phone is registered in the name of Eric Abidal, Barcelona's (married) ex-Sporting Director, with whom she is rumoured to have had an affair. Which would help explain reports that four of her teammates received calls from a man in Barcelona saying she'd "broken his life" and he "wanted revenge"...

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

there was a recent thing where a rugby player was arrested and the police only released the age, and from meagre info a bunch of tabloids went off to harass dan ciprianis wife thinking she was the one

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

hiring a footballer because they’re a rapist

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

Vinestalk posted:

Raith Rovers eagerly watching these court proceedings, hoping to land some big transfers

they could get mendy and that coach who wants to bring in gang rape as a warm up before games

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

“ I want to apologise for my actions. There are no excuses for my behaviour, which I sincerely regret. I also want to say how deeply sorry I am to anyone who was upset by the video. I would like to assure everyone that our two cats are perfectly fine and healthy.

“They are loved and cherished by our entire family, and this behaviour was an isolated incident that will not happen again.”

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

Total Meatlove posted:

It'll be a week's wages and a morning kickabout at Battersea or something.

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003


westham are playing sunderland ?

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

love how in football it can be seen as a punishment to be sold off at the end of the season, a process which typically awards the player 5% of the fee (probably a million quid in his case if it happens)

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

horse walks into a bar

the barman asks, why the long face

horse replies, because i’ve been tugged off by thomas muller all evening

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

EC10 posted:


also lol that phil fodens mum looks like you could look her up in titty loving videos on pornhub


(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

not exactly the first thought going through my head when i watched the video

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

so is chelsea dead as a going concern? they make a small profit however

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

wouldn’t the profit on this be like a months salary for one of these guys

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

ex wife surely?

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

it’s like if blofeld owned a team

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003


i do like the head turn of “hey can he do that?!”

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

everyone showing their age that they don’t know you can karate kick a fan

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003


lol i knew it! no one ever checks!!

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

Neither club has commented on the incident. On Wednesday McBurnie responded to a message on Twitter, posted by a Sheffield United fan, which said: “Wish that video was in full context – looks more like he was trying to step over him with one bad leg! Could be wrong!”

McBurnie endorsed the tweet with a “100” emoji – taken to mean he agreed 100% – but said nothing else. He also ‘liked’ a tweet posted by the club’s assistant kit man Adam Geelan, which said: “Fan illegally enters the pitch provokes and tries to push Rian [Brewster] he defends himself and the kid falls on Oli’s broken foot can clearly see there’s no stamp, ridiculous post especially when stewards and police were stood there watching it happen and was left to ourselves to defend.”

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

it’s going to get worse and worse until it’s an automatic 3-0 loss and or points deduction

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

when do we get the FIFA 2022 update with TW projectile mechanics

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003


at a certain point you can’t commit that many rapes without official support

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

scoring 41 own goals must be exhausting, true athletes imo

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

i had no idea how he was still in post but giggs has resigned from wales manager, to not distract the team with his impending trial for domestic violence

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

can’t imagine whacking your head against a ball would instil you with long term wisdom

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

the sex ghost posted:

Day 2 of the Giggs trial is some bleak stuff, don't read this wall of text if you don't like this sort of thing

no joke finally leaving an abuser is the most risky time, with women sometimes murdered to “maintain control”, but jfc him catching you and blocking the driveway with his car is insane

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

EC10 posted:

ninpo the typa nigga to probate someone for saying pooshited and then defend a domestic abuser because he played for pooshited

holy moly

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

unhealthy lifestyle choices presumably, too much smoking and drinking

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

if the jury is truly supposed to be of your peers, then it should be 12 professional footballers who would nod knowingly when told that fact by the defence

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

i want to know if it’s spoons with the handle upwards or downwards or if it’s that he always wants the curved side facing left or right

it’s probably neither he’s just an abusive psycho and anything would be a good enough reason mind

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

mendy bragging that he’s slept with 10,000 women is probably some iso9000 thing trying to justify that the rapes are such a small percentage that they should be forgiven

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

shakespeare eat your heart out

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

sticksy posted:

Is “coo” supposed to be short for “cooze” or “coup”

it could be like cooing of doves but no he probably just can’t spell right

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Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

c0burn posted:



The wife beaters choice of toastie maker

astonishing

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