When Footballers Go Feral: big Tom givin a horse a handbeezy

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the sex ghost posted:

If i were getting paid thousands of pounds of week to play football and could have any girl I wanted I don't think I'd bother with the potential hassle of soliciting a child but that's just me

but what if the child was very attractive?

# ¿ Feb 14, 2013 17:45

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# ¿ May 3, 2024 22:26

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TelekineticBear! posted:

http://www.yorkshireeveningpost.co.uk/news/latest-news/top-stories/leeds-united-striker-mccormack-fined-for-flytipping-updated-1-5868936

lol

typical leeds this, we've all known they will stoop to almost any level and now fly tipping? ban this sick filth

# ¿ Jul 18, 2013 17:03

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St Evan Echoes posted:

That's a bit of a dihydrogen monoxide-type story. Nitrous oxide is basically harmless afaik

The daily mail says it's POTENTIALLY DEADLY are you calling them liars?

# ¿ Sep 9, 2013 07:32

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St Evan Echoes posted:

uh it's still used in dentistry. Also in midwifery and yet no-one is howling won't someone please think of the children?!

And maybe it can be dangerous if used with reckless abandon, but that doesn't really differentiate it from other things footballers use in their spare time, such as alcohol and prostitutes.

I want to state for the record I agree 100% with you and was gently suggesting that the daily mail is a terrible newspaper whose opinion on drugs is only slightly less questionable than it's opinions on immigrants lowering house prices.

# ¿ Sep 9, 2013 14:06

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Soulex posted:

So what you're saying is only white people can dress up as white characters, and only black people can dress up as black characters.

loving Racists.

I think what is being said is that if you want to dress up as a black person when you are white and you decide to paint your face you might have to accept that some people will think you're either an idiot at best or racist at worst.

# ¿ Mar 6, 2014 10:45

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Jose posted:

He'd be charged anyway but i get the point that its less exciting

What scenario would excite you the most Jose?

# ¿ Mar 2, 2015 23:01

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Why hasn't anyone set up a dumb aimed at footballers spiritual thing preaching the cult of personality and the value of being a millionaire, seems like you could earn a lot of money suckering in stupid footballers

# ¿ May 20, 2015 20:43

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Eau de MacGowan posted:

i cant believe people actually say it in real life haha

They don't use wasteman in Japan???

# ¿ Oct 21, 2015 18:55

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chuggo is BACK posted:

that's classic pumpkino

# ¿ Nov 30, 2015 21:23

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Eau de MacGowan posted:

It doesn't matter what his name is.

The name of the man?

# ¿ Sep 30, 2016 17:37

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blue footed boobie posted:

Imagine picking up a girl at a bar and thinking "wait I have to call my friend so we can all have sex."

sounds pretty epic, just two bros high fiving while having sex

# ¿ Oct 18, 2016 15:00

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Blue Star Error posted:

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lucky....

# ¿ Dec 6, 2016 12:50

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African AIDS cum posted:

Did some googling and i've decided Its good the weird MLS shrew got arrested

I need some context, ia video of the tits would be ideal imo

# ¿ Sep 29, 2017 17:35

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Italian soccer games should play the running of the jews from Borat before every game to combat antisemitism IMO

# ¿ Oct 25, 2017 10:07

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Brony Car posted:

What's ACAB in Italian?

ATAXI

# ¿ Oct 30, 2017 22:34

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oh look who it is, turning up the day that PWM closes, WHAT A SURPRISE

# ¿ Nov 3, 2017 16:06

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Weaponized Cum posted:

Hope Solo: Sepp Blatter grabbed my rear end

Sepp was lucky he didn't get his hand ripped off by the pit monster

# ¿ Nov 10, 2017 21:59

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Ninpo posted:

Haven't seen this mentioned anywhere. Liverpool defender Flanagan pleads guilty to charges after assaulting his girlfriend.

As a Liverpool fan I speak for all Liverpool fans when I say she deserved it unless he's rubbish at football in which case he is a bad egg

# ¿ Jan 2, 2018 18:22

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Bacon Terrorist posted:

Lol @ �I thought this was the beginning of a relationship� yeah all relationships start with sex for cash...

she might be Albanian

# ¿ Jan 22, 2018 13:32

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Bape Culture posted:

Five hundred pounds

She wanted 10K!

No wonder Oliwan is waiting.

# ¿ Jan 22, 2018 17:26

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Soulex posted:

"don't throw stones, you might hit your father."

I guess it'd be your mom in this case.

Lol

# ¿ Jan 23, 2018 00:56

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ephex posted:

Vitoria vs Bahia has just been abandoned after 9 red cards

https://streamable.com/rihwa

The ref showing the red card a million times is pretty good

# ¿ Feb 19, 2018 13:06

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Bacon Terrorist posted:

Neymar fouled a kid who dispossessed him in a 5-a-side charity thing lol

The kid should have responded in kind no doubt putting neymar out for 2 years because he is a massive bitch

# ¿ Jul 25, 2018 18:41

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sticksy posted:

Surely I�m not the only one who immediately did a Google Image Search upon reading this...?

Related note - his new partner is a major upgrade on the faux escort one imo

Which one would you most like to gently caress and what would you do? Doggy ontop and normal?

# ¿ Aug 24, 2018 09:36

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Brony Car posted:

Bape Culture

Nah, bape culture is fat Ronaldo

# ¿ Oct 2, 2018 19:11

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CyberPingu posted:

FA asks for information after England footballer alleged to have 'taken cocaine' - http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/46757165

Taking bets on who this is?

Its Jack Wilshere because he still shouts when picked up by bouncers that "They can't do this to an England international" and that "he didn't do nuffink or anyfink anyway I swear down"

# ¿ Jan 4, 2019 17:05

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Whorelord posted:

sean dyche also knows what cocaine is

Sean Dyche gets a drug-like high from eating worms

# ¿ Jan 4, 2019 17:06

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Brony Car posted:

White lines can look like worms.

Melle Mel did not sign off on this remix

# ¿ Jan 4, 2019 18:21

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Jose posted:

https://twitter.com/BBCSport/status/1090558993871921153

Taking notes?

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

# ¿ Jan 30, 2019 13:06

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CyberPingu posted:

Did he call a black lad Carlton Cole in training?

he told them a joke from his joke book that they misinterpreted

# ¿ Mar 22, 2019 13:54

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CyberPingu posted:

I could mayybe make a stretch for something like the more intricate details of WW2 or something...but claiming not to know so little about Nazism and Hitler that you dont know about the salute i just dont buy

I was raising my hand to get the attention of the photographer and cupping my mouth to tell him to hurry up and take the photo plus I don't even know what a Hitler is.

# ¿ Apr 16, 2019 17:11

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HE SHOULD BE BANNED FOR AS LONG AS HITLER IS DEAD

# ¿ Apr 16, 2019 17:15

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Jose posted:

lol

Remembrance day is for the first world war, looks like the man too stupid to know about Hitler has done you

# ¿ Apr 17, 2019 16:59

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Jose posted:

https://www.football-italia.net/137773/keita-leave-inter

Italians not keen on Balde???

# ¿ May 9, 2019 12:49

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trem_two posted:

https://twitter.com/Deadspin/status/1145076533196992512

I hope Oliwan and his husband shared the piss with any bystanders and didn't just drink it all down themselves

# ¿ Jun 30, 2019 18:15

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CyberPingu posted:

Shelvey is absolutely a guy who looks like he lives on a council estate, owns a pit bull and has a couch in his front garden.

He lives in a castle and is a vampire

# ¿ Jul 18, 2019 14:59

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Xabi posted:

Please don�t make fun of my friend Jonjo.

Friendship with Dr Acula Ended, Now Jonjo is my best friend.

# ¿ Jul 18, 2019 17:30

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Eau de MacGowan posted:

look i went to a kurd wedding once and i can unequivocally say they LOVE it when fascist invaders drop in

I hope your Kurdish husband lets you vote.

# ¿ Oct 15, 2019 12:17

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jesus WEP posted:

remember when capello quit the england job in a huff because he wasn't allowed to keep a racist as his captain lmao

Sven to McClaren to Capello really was a golden age for absolute chancers inexplicably being paid millions to arrange a 4-4-2 for the national team.

# ¿ Nov 14, 2019 10:22

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# ¿ May 3, 2024 22:26

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Byolante posted:

This is almost as pathetic as butterfly valley's explanation of how his ipad broke

Go on then?

# ¿ Nov 20, 2019 12:12

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