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FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque può essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

vyelkin posted:

For the record, I believe Adrian Mutu still has yet to pay any of his fine to Chelsea because every time they win a court case against him he just appeals again to a different court. Twice at CAS, once at the Federal Supreme Court of Switzerland (who knows why) and now reportedly at the European Court of Justice. He also reportedly has 14M in assets so would need to borrow substantially to pay the fine in full, especially now that it's accruing interest.

He'll never pay it. The enforcing body is FIFA, which pretty much means that Mutu is just kicking the can down the road for as long as he can until he has to retire. All they can ultimately do is ban him from football. He's already 32.

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FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque può essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

Fists Up posted:

Amazingly he only played 17 games for Australia in the 90's (although the national team was pretty useless back then) until getting replaced by Schwarzer.

Wasn't that more because Europe-based Australians at that point in time refused to fly out and back for exciting qualifying matches against the Cook Islands and Vanuatu?

FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque può essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

The Perfect Element posted:

Jesus. Surely his career has gotta be over after this.

If only he had literally killed children instead.

FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque può essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

To be fair, common assault could mean pretty much anything at all.

FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque può essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

euroboy posted:

Yeah I'm just gonna leave this here

Celtic striker Anthony Stokes was detained by police in Dublin over an alleged attack on an Elvis impersonator.

http://news.stv.tv/west-central/235812-celtics-anthony-stokes-detained-over-elvis-impersonator-attack/

I can't help but imagine this involving him screaming, "HE'S A PHONY, A BIG FAT PHONY" at passers-by

FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque può essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

St Evan Echoes posted:

He's a colossal piece of poo poo. Is there a more unlikable footballer out there?

Including or not including Sergio Busquets

FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque può essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

jyrka posted:

What is there to investigate about that?

It's illegal to be mean to people in Britain now

FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque può essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

CareyB posted:

more moronic than failing to understand how an 19yo girl who's woken up in a completely unknown place with two dudes cum leaking out of her might feel like she's been taken advantage of?

One time I was raped by a strawman and this post is very triggering for me.

FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque può essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

It's political correctness gone mad, Stew

FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque può essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

I'm sad that it wasn't The Bad Fred, but a different one

I'd have laughed a lot if the whole Brazilian doping house of cards had fallen down and it turned out to be Bad Fred's fault

FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque può essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

I didn't like Kieron Dyer, but he did punch Lee Bowyer in the face, which deserves due credit

FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque può essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

the description of a baby as "looking class" is somehow much funnier to me than the low quality of the predatory grooming involved

FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque può essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

Al2001 posted:

Class is a synonym for 'good' in NE England. Glad I could clear this up

it is

but it's still like describing a baby as "fully sick"

FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque può essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett


five years for fingering a 15 year old

it's political correctness gone mad, stew

FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque può essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

To be honest I'm glad Chedwyn didnae do it, if just because it makes all of the people writing teary-eyed moralising editorials for the Guardian look like absolute mugs.

Apparently some of the new evidence that was presented was other people who'd had sex with the same woman, one a couple of days before, where she'd used the same come ons as Evans said she had, and also where she'd woken up and not remembered anything. So basically a British court has officially declared her a pissed-up slag, and I'm sure the feminists will be thrilled.

FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque può essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

TheIllestVillain posted:

she looks like an off-brand kardashian clone but lol if you wouldn't smash

hell, for $150 and a free hangover drip, I'd have 2 (two) goes

FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque può essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

dex_sda posted:

do they know they have enough money for escorts

it's already been established that they're scottish

FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque può essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

PirateBob posted:

I thought being a gypsy was more of a lifestyle/culture than a race, but ok.

iirc the tyson fury kind of "gypsies" that you get in the UK are fully ethnically distinct from the actual romani racial grouping that exists in eastern europe

sometimes you'll see them given a specific racial designation of irish travellers, but as it turns out "my dad stole copper wire for a living, and his father before him" isn't actually a race

FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque può essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

An entire warehouse filled with Rubik's Cubes

FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque può essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett


the man makes a good loving point

not guilty imo

FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque può essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

in most top flight leagues you wouldn't expect a first team professional footballer to get so drunk three weeks into the season that he falls in a river and nearly dies

but that's the magic of the SPL

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-41071609

FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque può essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

Isaac Failure

FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque può essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

Simone Poodoin posted:

Lazio supporters sang fascist chants and did roman salutes today

Makes you wonder what they did after breakfast

FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque può essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

Vagabundo posted:

So what would be the process here, if Russia is told to gently caress off out of its own World Cup (they probably won't). Does a new UEFA qualification spot open up?

FIFA would clearly just have to give it to the highest ranked UEFA team not to qualify

Infantino and Berlusconi then go out to the piazza and kiss passionately

FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque può essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

Strawman posted:

What do you do when someone takes a photo of you getting blown then, smartarse? :colbert:

advise that taking photographs in a men's lavatory is a social faux-pas?

FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque può essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

and poppies don't count because reasons

FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque può essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

Vegetable posted:

Why have you been to Albania, what occasions a man to do so

there are some fully sick roman ruins at butrint, which are ironically much nicer than the actual buildings the locals lived in

you can also swim in the freshwater spring and then get the boat back to corfu where all the greeks will tell you off for visiting albania, a terrible place full of "all the rapists"

there are no other reasons

FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque può essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

Imagine being so racist that people from Mansfield get upset about it

FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque può essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

lmao at being arrested for swearing

FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque può essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

Literally Lewis Hamilton posted:

Southgate says they don’t need the other one to come. Maybe just dirty talk is enough.

technically you don't need to join in directly for you to be able to fulfil your designated role as a teammate here

the key parts are around being able to take as much incriminating and personally identifiable camera footage as possible, and also in yelling "i bet you have a deep cultural fondness for IT work, don't you, you dirty slag" at any woman within your andy gray lawsuit risk zone

FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque può essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

blue footed boobie posted:

This discussion caused me to look at Arry’s wiki page and lmao at him being the manager of Jordan for two weeks. I completely missed that.

To be fair, if anyone can parse a letter from Peter Andre, it's him

FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque può essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

Loving Africa Chaps posted:

Fantasy football is dumb and I hate that they're now talking about the loving points people have on the radio before games so this is good

I was watching some American garbagestream for a game a couple of months ago, and after it finished they went to an actual dedicated TV show where they would read out lists of American Football teams with massive infectious disease outbreaks, specifically in the context of what that would mean for your fantasy points that week

:d2a:

FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque può essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

the sex ghost posted:

Yeah I'd give that a watch

I think Leeds trialled something similar twenty years ago, to be fair

FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque può essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

I have it written in my diary that Robbie Savage was the worst member of that youth team, and I'm not changing that position now just because clear evidence otherwise has repeatedly come to light

FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque può essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

jesus WEP posted:

what do we know about nicky butt other than his monster dong

- is now at least 84 years old
- endorsed by pele
- posted an IG story of him drinking a glass of wine after United pulled out of the ESL, even though he's on the coaching staff
- monster dong

FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque può essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

to be fair, if john terry suddenly appeared on the pitch in a full batman outfit i would respect that at least six times more than turning up to a chelsea game in a chelsea kit

FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque può essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

Eric Cantonese posted:

Are boats appreciating assets?

Like a big, floating Alfa Romeo. That you can do coke in.

FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque può essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

it's actually a term of endearment in Austria

FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque può essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

Crazy Ted posted:

IIRC wasn't that the video which set in motion the chain of events that led to Claudio Ranieri being hired and leading Leicester to the title?

immediately after he was sacked as Greece coach after they finished last in a six-team qualifying group including the Faroe Islands, yes

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FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque può essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett


he's clearly recovering a gummi venus de milo that he previously stole from a gummi convention

good lad wayne

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