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Eau de MacGowan posted:Ched Evans going to jail for five years, while somehow the other guy who had sex with the same girl at the same time and the two guys filming it through a window and wanking* get nothing at all. This is totally bizarre. Both admitted to having sex with the girl, one goes free with no repurcussions, the other gets 5 years. I'm not sure how that works.
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cadfael posted:Looks like Pennant's been at it again You make £40k a week(or thereabouts), hire someone to drive you around you twat.
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TyChan posted:He left his chauffeur in Spain. Forgot he even had one, poor bloke.
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Jermaine Pennant got arrested! http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2012/may/02/stoke-jermaine-pennant-arrested-assault Beat up a lady, crash your car while drunk, quality evening for him.
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Mickolution posted:Is that not what the last page or so of the thread was about? No, that was about him getting nicked for drink driving and crashing his poo poo. This is a new charge today from something that happened earlier in the night.
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tbp posted:I can't tell if he's a wasted talent or just a flashy retard. See previous post. Gigi Galli posted:Quaresma is Quaresma, I guess.
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deletebeepbeepbeep posted:Colin "coca-cola kid" Kazim-Richards is being investigated for homophobic abuse for gestures he made to Brighton fans. Apparently he mimicked pulling his shorts down and then did a cock wank gesture to his bum. Seems a bit of a convoluted thing to do.
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Feb 15, 2013 17:18
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Gigi Galli posted:Juve have those horrible Jeeps that they all drive. I mean they all have their other monster rides too, but it's rare to see them in those. That's a club requirement dealie though. Hence why Paul Scholes rolls up to matches in a lovely Chevrolet estate or something.
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Fat Guy Sexting posted:You get the feeling that Scholes would drive it anyway Well yeah, they gave the players a choice of car in the Chevrolet range and that's what he picked.
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Was Taters posted:Wasn't it Audi that gave United all cars, but only SAF was driving his so they took them all back? I honestly don't remember but since they're sponsored by Chevrolet now each player had his choice of any car in the range(including Corvettes and Camaros, except for the younger players) and Scholes picked the crap estate.
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Was Taters posted:Elvis Costello will fight you! Elvis Costello just killed himself so he could roll over in his grave re. your comment.
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pdog posted:Not footballers technically, but: Nazi salutes? Couldn't even do a proper quenelle? You're "offending" your owner either way, may as well make it topical.
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He's pretty angry for a midget without a club.
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Paperhouse posted:Messi will own in the prison football leagues that they do like on Mean Machine. I look forward to his murder He isn't 'ard like Vinnie mate.
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vyelkin posted:TRP has been on fire lately. Taff is flaming for sure.
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Charlotte Hornets posted:I'm pretty sure Evans could get a job outside of the UK. A job as a footballer that is. He's going to go play in the ISL and take the bus to training and matches.
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Mean Bean Machine posted:if he doesn't find a club Ched Evans will always have a place on the Something Awful moderation team He's a rapist not a nonce.
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I haven't been properly rehabilitated and I'll post again.
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I skipped like 60 posts of idgaf but Ched Evans has the right to any job he is eligible for as a convicted sex offender. Be that footballer, SA mod, fluffer, or cleaning lady(that's his choice if he wants to be a lady) That absolutely does not mean that someone has to hire him for said job but he has the right to "apply" and be considered if he meets the qualifications which is essentially what a trial/training with a club is.
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serious gaylord posted:What happens if his appeal is upheld and he is found innocent? Remy, Benzema, Ribery, Ronald, Jonny Evans and all their friends come down for a big party.
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Eau de MacGowan posted:He'll have the good sense to put on a Ryan Giggs mask this time. It's not rape if it's with a consenting member of your own family.
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Holy poo poo.
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TelekineticBear! posted:Anyone who believes that every single top level football team isn't running crazy amounts of PEDs is delusional, Guardiola himself tested positive for Deca for crying out loud Bale gained like 20 lbs of muscle the first offseason he spent with Real lol.
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I'm shocked that he's still a virgin considering recently he's been opening his legs for anyone.
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It's just a bit of banter ffs.
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Troy Queef posted:Diafra Sakho got arrested for allegedly beating a girlfriend: http://www.theguardian.com/football/2015/aug/12/west-ham-diafra-sakho-arrested-suspicion-assault Was his girlfriend named Arsenal?????????
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sassassin posted:Some Swansea players out for a few drinks last night. Go on.
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Hegay posted:More like 39 
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serious gaylord posted:Its clearly a tape of Valbuena and a dude, only reason it'd be worth blackmailing a footballer. It's a black male video and all of this has been lost in translation.
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greazeball posted:in some places maybe 
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Von Linus posted:Sorry would have posted a direct link but I was using a phone and I'm Mr Thumbs. More like Mr Hands.
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Tortuga posted:5? wtf? Durrrrr
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African AIDS cum posted:I played in a co-ed league with that rule and other dumb ones like it, all to accommodate women its such a sham So if a mishit carroms off of you into the bottom corner and its your 4th does it not count or do you just show them your tumblr and they count it?
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Bogan Krkic posted:Co-ed with special rules is the shittest, followed closely by co-ed with just the normal rules Followed closely by your posting.
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Well that's just being a considerate lover tbf.
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How loving thick can you possibly be? http://www.theguardian.com/technology/2016/mar/08/footballer-adam-johnson-sister-justice-for-johnson-facebook
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Byolante posted:You realise child victims of abuse can't be identified in the media so if she wanted to release a statement it needed to be provided through a spokesperson. THANKS FOR THE CLARIFICATION SORRY CAPS
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Lemon posted:http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-36451693 The fact that he's still alive should probably just exempt him of most crimes.
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