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Death Bot
Mar 4, 2007

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Boneless Jogger posted:

And to be fair, that's probably for the best. Time estimates have never worked well for him. Ever.

Speaking of time estimates, I recently shotgunned the whole thing over the course of a few weeks, and out of curiosity I read a few of the pages earlier in the thread (before skipping to the end, a privilege that I now savor wholeheartedly) and some of the posts people were making in October 2011 were... well, pretty good:

marsattacks posted:

Obviously when Homestuck ends (a good six or seven months from now), Hussie will immediately begin posting his next Magnum Opus, and it will be so wonderful all memory of Homestuck will be stricken from our minds.

Summer 2012? Whatever you say guys :allears:

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Death Bot
Mar 4, 2007

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Plom Bar posted:

Can the posters who are 20+ please just take a moment to appreciate the smugness of this person who has never heard of Yellow Submarine?

Hm, 20 years is less than half the amount of time since the movie came out. I can't exactly fault someone for not just being knowledgeable about a band (though an admittedly very popular one) who broke up 40 years ago, but instead for not knowing about one of their particular ephemera, and this is coming from someone who is 21 and has seen the movie.

Death Bot
Mar 4, 2007

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Indecisive posted:

When he does the final update it will be 3x as long as the rest of the comic so far.

He's just going to post the second draft and do another hiatus until the finale

Death Bot
Mar 4, 2007

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I marathon-read the whole series a few months back because I was really bored and the Michigan cold makes my coastal blood run slow. I also have poo poo for memory and can barely remember anything that happened, and have spent a lot of time lately re-consuming media from years past in order to reevaluated it and as a pastime.

This speaks horrible things about my future, I'm sure.

Death Bot
Mar 4, 2007

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Oxxidation posted:

The kids must revive Calliope, incarnate her into an adult cherub, and then make her mate with Lord English, removing their invulnerable states.

Gentlemen, our story's villain has to go gently caress himself.

The greatest shaggy dog story ever told.

Death Bot
Mar 4, 2007

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You heard it here first folks, plot element in homestuck actually nonsense thing w/r/t the story

Death Bot
Mar 4, 2007

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JT Jag posted:

I don't know man, I'm a sucker for well-done song mashups.

I'm pretty sure this is the problem he is outlining.

Death Bot
Mar 4, 2007

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SexyBrianPuppet posted:

What better way to start off this new journey through Homestuck's near-infinite timelines, and all the incredible stories within them that otherwise could have never be told, than by returning to the loving meteor trip???

I mean, if you're going to develop this idea into one with plenty of character development, then a place where characters hung out for 3 years without us seeing most of it is going to be the most wide-open place to show any of that.

Death Bot
Mar 4, 2007

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Kazy posted:

This doesn't work as well with the solid backgrounds.



That's honestly so much better

Death Bot
Mar 4, 2007

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Meulin/Kurloz interacting is actually the best possible poo poo.

Death Bot
Mar 4, 2007

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Lmao

Death Bot
Mar 4, 2007

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I started reading HS at the beginning of this year. I'm exciting to see what it's like when it's actually updating :)

Death Bot
Mar 4, 2007

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SatansBestBuddy posted:

Ah, yeah, good times good times.

I do wonder how the fanbase is gonna react this time. Like, how many people have moved on? How many new readers have joined the ranks? Is readership going up or down? It's still gonna be in the millions at least, but will they still find the comic as good as they remember, or will they come back and discover the comic they thought they read is really something they just imagined, and the real deal isn't the same at all?

The fact that this thread is the only link to the Homestuck fanbase I have yet to cut myself off from is probably why I have these questions.

I spy more and more 12 year olds with troll horns on every time I go to a convention, so I can only assume that it's steady if not growing

Death Bot
Mar 4, 2007

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A pan-out to hussie saying "nice a job well done" followed by

Stoat posted:

a pan-out to sb&hj looking at the homestuck website and calling it a load of poo poo is the only possible acceptable ending at this point

followed by a pan-out to dave uploading the last sb&hj comic, and his bro looking onward with his jaw hanging due to the maximum irony achieved by writing and releasing homestuck as an in-universe double-self-insert-reacharound comic written by hella jeff.

Death Bot
Mar 4, 2007

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I have a horrible memory for characters and events in longer series, so a small part of me wants to try and reread homestuck in a month. A much larger part of me wants to vomit until I'm all out of juices.

Death Bot
Mar 4, 2007

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It's like he finds SBAHJ funny 100% at face value, so when he goes to recreate them he gets so close but is still miles away from capturing the original magic.

Death Bot
Mar 4, 2007

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I feel like the content of Green's SBAHJ is fine but he doesn't go the distance to make it even shittier when he's done making the comics, so instead of something closer to the original we get something that hits all the notes of "a comic that is pretty bad, but ironically" without all the effort to make that irony wrap it back around to funny.

Death Bot
Mar 4, 2007

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CuddlyZombie posted:

Yeah, there is no way the end of the church one didn't take a TON of effort to do. I mean, just look at this mess!




I spent this entire post thinking about how I would have no idea how to do any of this, then I got to the bottom of it. Wow.

Death Bot
Mar 4, 2007

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life_source posted:

No, you see, this is a trial.

When Koos appeared to us, he breezed through our trials easily. Divinely. Untouchable.

But Freak Futanari has shown himself to be mortal. Confined to the laws of man and mod.

Those of us who are the old guard must now destroy him.

Any maybe...

Just maybe...

He will become a godtier Homestuck poster.

But probably in reality he will fail and be dead forever. Like Vriska. And unlike Tavros.

Death Bot
Mar 4, 2007

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Freak Futanari posted:

I don't really get this one. Why is everyone pointing at their faces. Did they just own Dave? Did Dave own them? I'm not really sure what is happening.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nose_goes

Death Bot
Mar 4, 2007

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Maybe it's mostly midwest, there's not much to do here aside from drink and sigh a lot

Death Bot
Mar 4, 2007

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pandaK posted:

Welp, time to reread Homestuck

I read the whole thing this year while I was transitioning between houses, and now I might be doing it a second time because 1 month on 9 months off means that I don't actually know who half of these characters are.

Death Bot
Mar 4, 2007

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Tollymain posted:

FEEL SHAME drat YOU

realtalk i unironically enjoy this comic as much as i enjoy the ironic posting in this thread so v:v:v

Yes. Ironic.

Death Bot
Mar 4, 2007

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we all have a shipping grid, now

Death Bot
Mar 4, 2007

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Bongo Bill posted:

Oh that. Why did I think she had eight pupils in that eye? Apart from the obvious, I mean.

The 8th pupil is on her other eye :)

Death Bot
Mar 4, 2007

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WAR FOOT posted:

Which troll gave a bucket full of fluid as their secret sufferer?

Chalk. She's underwater.

Death Bot
Mar 4, 2007

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He's an inattentive goofball. He's not dumb, though they look the same sometimes.

Death Bot
Mar 4, 2007

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paranoid randroid posted:

We're terrified that if we don't quail away from any kind of display of affection we might wake up tomorrow with a tumblr about our ships.

you're reading homestuck and complaining about a pairing getting too much attention.

this thread is the tumblr about your ships.

Death Bot
Mar 4, 2007

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It's herb lesbians so you don't get pictures of spices when you're trying to GIS. Help me.

Death Bot
Mar 4, 2007

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Damara's typing quirk was a little weird

Death Bot
Mar 4, 2007

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I think you guys need some more memes in your life

Death Bot
Mar 4, 2007

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LOCUST FART HELL posted:

the best character is me, the reader

theo nly thing you've done is fantasize about two johns making out. hosed up if you ask me.

Death Bot
Mar 4, 2007

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whowhatwhere posted:

I figured that Kankri actually does have a point (never a good idea to generalize from Cronus, but do look at the stuff he says about how he totally doesn't look down on those "lower" than him on the hemospectrum), it's just that he got so stuck up his own rear end with his theorizing that he's focused on the wrong parts of the problem and refuses to adapt it to cover sexism because that would mean he was wrong (and also because it's coming from porrim).

Now he's also a boring prick but that's not his chief error.

It seems like the joke is more supposed to be that he's more concerned with arguing for the sake of winning an argument than actually helping the people he's arguing for. That's why he puts down Mituna for being a bad example of a handicapped person, even though that makes no sense.

Also I'm pretty sure you're supposed to laugh at him, and by arguing about him, we're letting him win.

Death Bot
Mar 4, 2007

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Blackheart posted:

Also he of all people calls someone "some hipster"

He ascended beyond being a hipster when he found the second level of irony.

Death Bot
Mar 4, 2007

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Homestucks gonna end just in time for Homestuck 2

Death Bot
Mar 4, 2007

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hey guys, semi-detached webcomic and webcomic thread reader here, definitely do NOT use tumblr, and wrt all this shipping poo poo? ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Death Bot
Mar 4, 2007

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Arsenic Lupin posted:

It's much better than that. Dave has accepted that Bro was a horrible parent, that Bro was a horrible role model, and that Dave gets to make up his own definition of (A) being a man and (B) being a hero. I thought at the beginning of the 4/22 updates that Dave had just given up on heroing; it's looking like, in fact, Dave gave up on being other people's definition of a hero and began creating his own.

This owns because from what we know of Dirk, he was always going to do the things that seemed so masculine about Bro (really good at fighting, lovely swords, being a 90s coolkid, constant ironic detachment from emotion and at times reality) but these things don't change the fact that he's also extremely gay.

Zoe posted:

So through all those :words: I was just sitting there going drat Dave just get to the point just tell him you're gay. But then he says he isn't gay?

The entire point is that gay doesn't mean anything and we've been programmed to think about sexuality and romance in very specific ways. Gay doesn't really mean anything when you're on a spaceship with a bunch of members of an alien race and your sister, and the thought process that he's trying to get out is that maybe it never did because the only thing keeping us acting how we act is history and tradition.

Fister Roboto posted:

OK I am definitely not reading all these god drat words about inconsequential tumblr bullshit. Jesus loving christ Hussie.

lmao why/how do you even read this if you're not insanely into gay shipping or whatever

Death Bot
Mar 4, 2007

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Who What Now posted:

People are forgetting the bar none most important part of being a Mary Sue is that they are a direct stand-in for the author, usually literally being the author themselves. Hussie in the comic is a Mary Sue, Jade is not. Dave is closer to being a Mary Sue than Jade because Hussie says Dave speaks in the manner closest to himself.

Hussie isn't really even a Mary Sue because he's not really a protagonist with complete control of the comic. He's not even known by most of the characters.

Death Bot
Mar 4, 2007

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Arsenic Lupin posted:

Dave already has no filter; what would be the point?

daveanddirkonhill.jpg

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Death Bot
Mar 4, 2007

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Nephthys posted:

Except she also said early on:

VRISKA: I never got a chance to thank you for knocking me out a few years ago. I mean... o8viously? 8ecause I was unconscious.
VRISKA: 8ut thanks for that. I was 8eing an idiot, and deserved it.
VRISKA: And as a 8onus, it apparently saved my life???????? So, thanks.

Except she didn't learn her lesson. Basic introspection should indicate that charging onward alone was the wrong choice, and could be again. When confronted with a version of herself that made the mistake and learned (poorly) from it she flips the gently caress out.

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