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Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




I read that it was the influence of the shroud of Turin as it made its way across Europe. Once it was canonized by the church as the real, factual image of Jesus Christ, every single thing in it became accepted as 100% correct. So you had stuff that was just a byproduct of the staining process being depicted as anatomical details, which artists would then faithfully copy from each other.

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Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Megaspel posted:

I can sort of see that, just the fingernail is horribly skewed and there's a star where the non-existent pee-hole would go? Why the star?

It's not skewed, she has a nail decal of a shooting star, that's where that shaded area at the tip comes from. If the tattoo artist had just taken the time to edit that decal out, it would be a lovely and timeless dedication to the mother and child bond instead of a timeless dedication to a fat guy jacking off.

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Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Tardigrade posted:

This showed up on my Facebook feed. :3:


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Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Ren and Stimpy was another one of those comics that ended up being way better than it should have been. I remember one issue that was a choose your own adventure book set in space. It was full of time loops and scenes that read completely differently depending on how you got to them, they'd clearly put a ton of effort into writing it despite the fact that their target audience would have enjoyed it just as much if every panel was just Stimpy cutting a fart.

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Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches






the duvet cover is slipping off

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Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Jeez, shut up Uncle Ray!

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Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




A blonde bear with a job at disney and a dick long enough to choke a sword swallower?

He should come clubbing one night, he'd be treated like royalty.

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Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




That poo poo would be slick

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Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




They haven't turned out to be peeds yet, so they're heads and shoulders above every other tv presenter on british television in the 80s.

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Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Correction, it looks like fleshtone in every photo because the gold sheen doesn't photograph. Looked perfectly respectable to everybody who had to design it, approve it and wear it, and looked like that to the rest of the world who saw it on camera.

It's the little things that make life worth living.

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Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




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Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Ferremit posted:

Some of us actually do manual labour with our hands- I'd just finished doing wheel bearings on a trailer after one failed- takes 2-3 days of washing to get that grease/rust/metal dust/evil to eventually fully come out. And the blood blister was a great effort involving a steel punch and a hammer with my finger between it...

And if you dont wash anything you use to cook with after you buy it you DESERVE the gonoherpasyphilaids your going to get.

loving goons... Dick cookie maker and you focus on the blood blister and ground in dirt on hands.

How's your jeep doing?

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Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Preacher season 2 looking good

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Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Wow, that was unexpected

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Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




They're all business.

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Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




trapped mouse posted:



it's a burn. poor guy

Hot

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Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Chris Pratt's improvised nsfw outtakes were the funniest part of the show, and there are multiple interviews from cast and producers talking about how they hated them because they were objectively funnier than any of the stuff they were allowed to air.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-7bVZYy_ds

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Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Wow, between the two of them they have almost one entire outfit that's suitable for riding in

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Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




You have the Putin/Trump relationship backwards

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Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




And to make things worse, the W in 'whores' got cut off somehow.

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Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




I DID NOT SPEND FIFTEEN YEARS OF MY LIFE WRITING AND EDITING A 96-CHAPTER SONIC/MEGAMAN FIC JUST FOR SOME drat CHINESE AD AGENCY TO SWOOP IN AND STEAL MY DESIGN FOR THE SON THEY HAVE TOGETHER

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Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




What superpowers did you get?

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