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Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Quahog's shouldn't count :colbert:

Also they were my cousin's college mascot.

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Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Please tell me that they had a guy in a quahog mascot costume at their sports games, waving his clam dick at the other team.

Edit: jesus christ it actually exists

I would not lie to you.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

cowboythreespeech posted:

Mine is doing that thing that happens sometimes to corpses in Fallout 3. woooo00ooooo0oo0000ooooo
You might need to see a doctor.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Castle Bidimar posted:

You seem remarkably comfortable around them

Change diapers and you will be too. Your own kids. Not a strangers cause that would be weird.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Marilyn Monroe

Not even close but not exactly NWS either

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

GENUINE CAT HERDER posted:



Just crop a little off the bottom, and...

What the gently caress is it supposed to be?

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!


I've always wondered what my dick would look like with a finger nail.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!


Well, it's not wrong. Many Vaginas have destroyed families.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

I'm not sure I want to know.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


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victoryismine posted:

noticed something about my bridesmaid dress



Hubba Bubba is sponsoring your wedding? Bubble tape is timeless.

Her bridesmaids wear fruit by the foot.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


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That one had me confused for a bit.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


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:drat:

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


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Sham I Am posted:

It's PatroNUM not PaTROnum.

:goonsay:

It's a cock ring

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


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SomeJazzyRat posted:

There's only two.

It's called the 19th hole because the chicks there let you play the 20th

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!


Fantastic

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Trying to figure out if that looks more like someone inserting something into their butt or jerking it the weird way

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!


She looks perfectly normal to me :shrug:

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


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Karate Bastard posted:

Really? Ants? Liberty? Leprosy?

You must be new to the Internet.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

For those "I don't see it". Look at the second 0

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


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kimbo305 posted:

Why I always bite chunks of those off with my molars and grind away. Also why my dentist is rich.

This with Werthers too.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


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It's a Mr Hands tribute

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!


Dot post my fetish

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


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That's how boobs work iirc

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!


To be fair that's what everyone says trying to untangle the goddamn things

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Is this the time we play the game "Dong or Deuce?" Cause I'm pretty bad at that

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


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Wiggles Von Huggins posted:

This made me lol. Crack works, but I would have said crag.

Yeah.

But you didn't

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


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http://youtu.be/YjaZNYSt7o0

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

It doesn't exist

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

You can finally use the "I got something you can eat *wink nudge wink*" and only look like half the jackass.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Pounded in the butt by the head that looks like a butt kissing a baby.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


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Parrotine posted:

That's a pretty grody quote, where's the grimace emoticon

Like from McDonald's? Cause he's fat?

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


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Splizwarf posted:

she wore the most impressive of merkins, a sturdy hirsute bifold more than twelve inches in depth

The mightiest of merkins

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


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If a picture is a thousand words, this one is just "douchebags!" Over and over

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

You don't know me bro

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Hit too close to home for you?

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

pik_d posted:

I feel like I remember that being the top rated comment on awfulyearbook for some dude posing in his mom's garage

It was. That and "Optimus prime herpes." Were my favorite

It's a shame SA Yearbook is dead. It was hilarious while it lasted. I came too late, but some of the comments and pictures there are loving hilarious. Years before r/ roastme or whatever.


Also people mad at that comment is interesting. Why take things so serious?

Soulex has a new favorite as of 17:19 on Feb 22, 2016

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!


Is this the female version of sticking your finger out of your zipper?

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!


This is exactly what happens when no one backs out in gay chicken.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


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Karate Bastard posted:

That's sounding like real splendid idea to me.

Fixed for accuracy

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Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


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Rugby is homoerotic after you score your first try

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