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DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
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Blurred posted:

Did you post this for the goatse Earth, or was this your subtle way of suggesting that you think Thom Yorke looks like a oval office?

I'm more curious how its connected to a network without a SIM card.

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DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
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I can't stop laughing at this. From the Prince's very well manicured hand to the guys expression in the background. Also clown flower.

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
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Something about holes like this I feel were made just for me.

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
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Man. Sea-cucumber. In the grand scheme of things we're really not all that different.

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever


I don't believe there is a way to slip any additional suggestive elements onto that page. A+ masterful optimization of space.

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

axolotl farmer posted:

my neck, my back
lick my földgömb and my crack

So, does that imply this issue is scratch and sniff?

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

amityville anus posted:

The paper does. You would, too, if you were wrapped around that thing.

:golfclap:

Well, that'll about wrap this up.

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

Aleph Null posted:

Sideways eye?

That's definitely an armpit you pervert.

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever


And they said I was crazy to claim Dentata were real!

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

Like any of your goons would need a visual aid to gently caress a fruit or vegetable.

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
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Oh man, somebody call Quentin Tarantino right away!

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever


I'm pretty sure that's some Lovecraft-esque non-Euclidean geometry going on.

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

Pick posted:

Late to the party, but it's that the beluga whale's layers of insulating fat are loose rolls, unlike the blubber of a dolphin.

Really wish you had told me this before I had sex with one.

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

KnifeWrench posted:

I'm forced to assume some kind of scandalous swimwear is involved, but the end result is the same from this angle.

A 'PINK' brand swim hoodie?

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever


In a completely sexual way this is a much more relevant version of Darth Vader (edit: boo its Kylo Ren, should be half the length with a high pitch whine when its turned on).

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever


Its like some kind of freaky fetish fractal image.

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
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OK Some Butt Stuff posted:

Can you link me to where that came from

I see what you did there.

Answer: The Tip!

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever


Poonrates of the Carribean!

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever


You think we could make it prolapse?

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

Karate Bastard posted:

Cmon it says they're cherries like right there.

Gum dat cherry.

Well I certainly don't see how you're going to pop it.

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever


This looks like a textbook case of someone getting the leg stuck so far up someone's rear end.....

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
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Avenging_Mikon posted:

Where's her pants.

Where she comes from you don't need pants

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
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Stoatbringer posted:

Hulk UNGGFFFHHH!

FTFY

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
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haha wtf thats gotta be a shop right?

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
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My Lovely Horse posted:

We named the dog Diana!

The Guf has been filled. Thank you for reaffirming my faith in humanity.

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

Powaqoatse posted:

no wait that dude in the background im freaking out

Ever seen that Leprechaun movie?

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever


::perfect::

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever


Good visual aid to keep kids from Mastelbaiting

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

Solice Kirsk posted:

Never swam in a dirty pool eh?

How dirty can he get; he usually just hops in then hops right back out.

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

Ultimate Shrek Fan posted:

Once you go black, you don't go back.

And I was just remarking with my wife the other day how there was no way to make mold sexy.

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
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This dad knows whats up. In the hot summer all my shorts are crotch-less.

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
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veedubfreak posted:

Does having children just completely break a parent's brain?

Purple sand-scone

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
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Never underestimate the ability of humans to deglove their bodies through their anus.

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
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Pissbucket a drat racist town is what. White dude gets to buy a shiny chrome bucket, they make the black man go in the safety orange one.

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
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This is like a twisted look into one of Trump's wet dreams.

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever


Badness Records Thailand office

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
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BrianBoitano posted:

holy poo poo



Definitely a steering wheel, you can tell by how tiny it is.

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

You know there is a surprising amount of fluid in those things.

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

NoneMoreNegative posted:

Just petting my torty here :)




You want to make your Tortoise vomit, cause that's how you get tortoise vomit.

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DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
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Solice Kirsk posted:

So that's where people go when they say they're going for a brief jog.

Remember folks the Monday show is completely different from the Wednesday show.

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