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Croisquessein
Feb 25, 2005

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RandomFerret posted:

It's not skewed, she has a nail decal of a shooting star, that's where that shaded area at the tip comes from. If the tattoo artist had just taken the time to edit that decal out, it would be a lovely and timeless dedication to the mother and child bond instead of a timeless dedication to a fat guy jacking off.

The star was the first thing that clued me in that it was a fingernail. I think it would be worse without it.

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Wow, the brain sure is weird. I knew exactly what this was not, and yet I couldn't see anything else.

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Croisquessein
Feb 25, 2005

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Wow. I had to stare at that for a good minute before I figured out just what the gently caress that was.

Croisquessein
Feb 25, 2005

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Rollersnake posted:

My girlfriend found this on Craigslist.



"calico kitten free to good home"

I'm seeing about three different butts in this picture. It's like that faces/vases picture, I keep switching around.

Croisquessein
Feb 25, 2005

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This popped up on my Chromecast screensaver.

Croisquessein
Feb 25, 2005

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That wasn't as hard as I thought it would be. Not nearly as hard as Cumming Or Drumming.

Croisquessein
Feb 25, 2005

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Snapchat A Titty posted:

more like apply directly to your freakish amphibious mammalian midsection



Ive seen this posted in the AUG thread, is it an actual whale or a weirdo in a suit? It seems to have knees.

Croisquessein
Feb 25, 2005

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Hair strands on a shoulder is nature's best optical illusion.

Croisquessein
Feb 25, 2005

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Memento posted:

I hear southwestern America is having a heatwave.



Watch out for sunstroke.

Not wrong, the sun is basically jerking off on us right now.

Croisquessein
Feb 25, 2005

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I love that it was printed, cut out, and taped to the tree for the enjoyment of live people instead of photoshopped. Might not seem like much in the grand scheme of things but it made me happy.

Croisquessein
Feb 25, 2005

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CowboyKid posted:

Guts is gross but not in the same ballpark as DF Wallace's homeless newborn from Infinite Jest.

I went looking for this and instead I found Incarnations of Burned Children, which is the worst thing ever.

Croisquessein
Feb 25, 2005

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From a site on how to cook bratworst

Croisquessein
Feb 25, 2005

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The Bloop posted:

I am personally aware of one of these having been used in a sexual manner.

One of my old jobs we had a customer who was a repeat abuser of the plunger in the public restroom, never found out who but we had to throw away a couple of plungers. It wasn't this model, it had a wooden handle.

Croisquessein
Feb 25, 2005

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This one got me! I'm having trouble seeing it now, but for a few seconds it was absolutely an rear end.

Croisquessein
Feb 25, 2005

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I was really confused by the thumbnail when I saw this.

Croisquessein
Feb 25, 2005

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I'm seeing a top down view of a dude with a lumpy butt.

Croisquessein
Feb 25, 2005

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Am I free to hang penises in the vagina tree?

Croisquessein
Feb 25, 2005

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These are all gold, the dog one and the one with the balls are my favorites.

Croisquessein
Feb 25, 2005

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KnifeWrench posted:

I dunno. Personally, once I see the book, it's hard to snap it back. It's like guitar butt.

I can see the book but I also see the other figure doing the thing so it looks like somebody is giving the book a blowjob.

Croisquessein
Feb 25, 2005

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LOL, this one is so convincing I forgot which thread I clicked on.

Croisquessein
Feb 25, 2005

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I get it looks like a vagina but to me it looks like somebody doing the heart thing on their belly and they have a horrible tanning bed leather belly with an outie belly button, but really pale hands. Gross.

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Croisquessein
Feb 25, 2005

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Captain Hygiene posted:

I have some interesting news for you re: buttholes and vaginas.

Buttholes don't have a clit.

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