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Yawgmoth posted:In any game crit fail rules are generally terrible, but in D&D they're exceptionally terrible because of the huge amount of rolls you're making. The odds of rolling snake-eyes with D20s is 1/400. It's not a bad "flavor" rule as long as everyone's ok with it.
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# ¿ Jan 29, 2012 20:26 |
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 00:48 |
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Strange Matter posted:At this point the chat explodes into hysterics as he adjusts his aim and fires right into Lisa's womb, which, in conjunction with me hitting her with the van, does enough damage to kill her outright. She goes down and is shriveling up and Gary goes over to her and delivers a coup de grace with his gun to her head while saying "Happy Mother's Day." This is an awesome story and I would like to hear more awesome stories like it.
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# ¿ Feb 17, 2012 15:05 |
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Doc Hawkins posted:Was it the best thing ever? Only the highest quality cat piss stories for this thread, sirrah.
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# ¿ Feb 28, 2012 14:20 |
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Fighting-Fefnir posted:The end result was an evil Aasimar Paladin with Diplomacy unrivaled by any I've seen since. I'll be honest; I'd allow it.
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# ¿ Mar 5, 2012 15:29 |
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General Maximus posted:You can't say that and not elaborate. Peasant Railgun.
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# ¿ Mar 6, 2012 01:44 |
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MissMarple posted:And so there we are; clad only in loincloths and carrying bone spears rather than the system-usual power armour and gigantic weapons, when our Psyker manages to accidentally summon a Chaos Daemon Prince. Well you brought him some BBQ so I don't see what the problem is
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# ¿ Mar 6, 2012 13:50 |
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Colon V posted:Oh. I'm behind on my . Well, it's personal canon for me, now, that Greivous kept his internals so he could still be a part of the living Force, and that Lightsabers require a connection to the Force, for power, for proper use, which is why you don't just have everyone running around with them. I thought "being rear end-difficult to create" and "once created, they're owned for life" were the reason you don't see everyone running around with them.
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# ¿ Mar 13, 2012 13:14 |
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flatluigi posted:Were the pancakes still inside? Is it bad that this was my first thought as well?
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# ¿ Mar 14, 2012 12:42 |
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Edit: Nevermind, dumb idea. DCB is awesome.
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# ¿ Mar 19, 2012 21:41 |
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Axelgear posted:The Adventurer's Guild's members emerge the next morning to see one of their wizards nailed to a cross, rib cage opened like it was tissue paper, with an inflated, living badger in the middle staring with great bemusement at them. I can only hope that he was playing the bagpipes at some point here
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# ¿ Mar 20, 2012 02:34 |
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35. Ring of Spider Summoning (summons 1d6 non-magical, non-poisonous, average sized spiders) 36. The rules for playing solitare (how does this always end up shuffled in? sorry guys, just deal another card) 37. A delicious sandwich 38. A bland, slightly dry sandwich Volmarias fucked around with this message at 12:41 on Mar 23, 2012 |
# ¿ Mar 23, 2012 12:32 |
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InfiniteJesters posted:39. A Jill sandwich. 1d20 zombies and 1d6 Umbrella Corporation commandoes appear and fight you for the sandwich. 40. A sexy sandwich. A male and female (where applicable) of your species suddenly appear in front of and behind you and grind on you. Whether this is a good outcome is up to you.
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# ¿ Mar 23, 2012 12:54 |
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54. A giant turtle becomes your fierce ally. However, it is deathly afraid of water and refuses to enter bodies of water.
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# ¿ Mar 23, 2012 20:04 |
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21. Everyone just play dead until the bear goes away
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# ¿ Apr 5, 2012 02:16 |
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Dammit Who? posted:You want to murder children based solely on their race, and you're calling him Hitler? That depends, did someone cast Tensor's floating gas chamber?
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# ¿ Apr 5, 2012 13:12 |
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Clanpot Shake posted:So I've got this drow grappled, and instead of coup de gracing him or otherwise attacking him, I use Intimidating Glare, climbing up his spindly body, grabbing him by the collar, and in my best Bale Batman voice asking "WHERE IS HE?!" (the diplomat) I assume it was something like this.
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# ¿ Apr 14, 2012 12:37 |
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You didn't answer the most important question: Did you ever get your Raven mini back?
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# ¿ May 7, 2012 13:01 |
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Here To Help posted:We were hearing a lot of rumors about an old decrepit moathouse that was infested with cultists and monsters. All he could talk about was who owned the deed to the moathouse? How much would it cost for us to buy the moathouse? The appropriate thing to do is to have some unscrupulous grifter get wise to this, proclaim that he is the rightful owner, thank you for clearing out the beasties, and offer to sell the place to you for a sweetheart deal for your kind service. Oh, just half of your gold, whatever that is, that's fine.
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# ¿ May 8, 2012 15:18 |
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Colon V posted:I don't think regularly doing something that could get you arrested as an accomplice to murder can count as pacifism. In all fairness your honor, that beholder was looking at us funny and was clearly trying to start something.
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# ¿ May 15, 2012 18:38 |
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TOOT BOOT posted:The best thing to do would have been to let it go the first or second time he emailed you. Seriously, just let it go. You're hoping that he's going to be persuaded that he was wrong and you were right or something like that, and it's NEVER going to happen.
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# ¿ May 26, 2012 02:00 |
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Hotdog In A Hallway posted:It's true. Normally I'm bored to tears by Star Wars, but reading about this game amazing. This, completely. Your posts are a shining beacon in a sea of "And so then his rape-druid raped all of us " Edit: The death star is going to blow up Coruscant, calling it now. Volmarias fucked around with this message at 05:50 on Jun 3, 2012 |
# ¿ Jun 3, 2012 05:45 |
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DivineCoffeeBinge posted:The majority also fled, but around ninety of the Imperial ships - including three Imperial I Star Destroyers - surrendered. Of the three SDs, two scuttled their bridges while the third is actually almost pristine because the crew rebelled and spaced all the officers who expected them to lay down their lives for no (to them) good reason. As nice as ISDs are, an Executor class SSD has literally 100 times the firepower, not to mention that each is going to come with its own flotilla of SDs and frigates. If three SDs go a long way towards reconstituting your fleet, you are boned
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# ¿ Jun 3, 2012 16:02 |
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That is amazing. I was concerned about the cat character making this a worst experience, but it turned out to be the best experience.
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# ¿ Jun 15, 2012 21:25 |
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LuiCypher posted:Any advice on how to prevent a campaign with evil characters from becoming chaotic stupid? I think it's ironic that after writing about how my group is trying not to kill each other that as soon as we start a new Pathfinder game, all of the players decide (I was the last to roll a character, so I fell in line to promote some sense of cooperation) to roll evil... Evil characters are not irrational characters, just morally limited. If one of your party members is going to screw up your schemes of world domination, kill them. Darwinism is the best way to weed out the chaotic stupid here.
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# ¿ Jun 19, 2012 14:50 |
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Doc Hawkins posted:Presumably he means they have stunted moral sensibilities. My verisimilitude!
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# ¿ Jun 19, 2012 18:45 |
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JimmyT64 posted:Every time any of the groups I have ever played with have ever spent more than 10 minutes planning for anything, crashing a spaceship into the problem has been put forward as the most efficient solution. In all fairness, it may not be the EASIEST solution but it's probably the most EFFECTIVE solution.
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# ¿ Jun 22, 2012 02:41 |
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DivineCoffeeBinge posted:I just had a Best Experience right here on Something Awful. That thread is on my "to-read" list. I love the PDQ Godgame threads, but they just tend to peter out way too quickly. I Am Communist seems to be doing a great one in http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3492111 though.
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# ¿ Jul 8, 2012 12:50 |
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Pththya-lyi posted:I once played a Jedi character whom I decided would turn out to be a lesbian. It was supposed to be a big reveal, as not even the character understood that she was gay - and why would she, living a sheltered existence in a universe where every canon character is either A) heterosexual or B) asexual? (Yes, there are a couple of gay characters in the EU, but they're very obscure and certainly nobody my character would have heard of.) With all of the weird stuff in the star wars universe, I think homosexuality ranks pretty low on the "well that's odd" scale. C3PO never forget
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# ¿ Jul 16, 2012 12:42 |
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Suleman posted:Aberrant: The Colonel What Axelgear said. It sounds like when all you have is a chicken-shaped hammer, everything looks like a chicken-shaped nail, and that is fantastic.
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# ¿ Aug 2, 2012 13:25 |
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Suleman posted:
Please post all of these.
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# ¿ Aug 10, 2012 16:25 |
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Username/post combo should say it all, Doktor Per.
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# ¿ Aug 21, 2012 22:24 |
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Captain Bravo posted:
This is how you have a fun adventure without rape. They didn't rape those rats even once. Volmarias fucked around with this message at 13:00 on Aug 22, 2012 |
# ¿ Aug 22, 2012 12:55 |
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Clanpot Shake posted:Well, everything they've found out about this terrorist points to his actions being justified. All of his past targets they've dug up have had Inquisitorial files opened on them, signs pointing to heretic, and in this case the noble they were sent to kill had committed enough bribery, coercion and blackmail to warrant his death. The terrorist also said he suspected the man was involved in heretical activity, as he suspects most of the upper hive is. When they killed him, they found he was indeed a heretic (in addition to being a scumbag), so the terrorist's claims have been pretty much verified. It's just that his methods are so extreme. That's fair, except that widespread heresy can doom the planet just as surely as collapsing those pylons can destroy the city.
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# ¿ Sep 16, 2012 01:26 |
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Nietzschean posted:Better that millions of innocents die than a few heretics go free to infect further millions with their heresy and doom the entire planet to Exterminatus. Its basically the thesis of 40k. One latent psycher kills a planet. One genestealer cult prepares it for the tyranids. One heretic cult of greedy nobles brings the planet to chaos.
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# ¿ Sep 16, 2012 12:21 |
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Your campaign is awesome.
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# ¿ Sep 30, 2012 16:03 |
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sniper4625 posted:"Roll to clench buttocks." To be fair, that DOES make one hell of a metaphor. Edit: I cannot stop laughing from that line. It is just TOO good! Volmarias fucked around with this message at 03:35 on Oct 1, 2012 |
# ¿ Oct 1, 2012 03:29 |
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Captain Bravo posted:money The funny thing about small businesses is that they have a tendency to fail. Want a nice plot hook? One of the folks you had a contract out that "disappeared" ends up getting stumbled over by someone in the church, and the gig is pretty much up. Those arena fights sure are nice, until one of those animals you capture and send back kills its opponent and then jumps into the crowd and starts wrecking your patrons. Suddenly, they're paying for hush money and maintainance but not making nearly the same income. That little arena of theirs is now a money sink instead of a way to gain income.
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# ¿ Oct 22, 2012 03:30 |
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DivineCoffeeBinge posted:would there be any interest in yes
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# ¿ Oct 24, 2012 04:35 |
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DivineCoffeeBinge posted:Besides, building a Jedi-killer is easy. It's called a buckshot. Lightsabers can't parry area-of-effect attacks. Force push
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# ¿ Oct 27, 2012 13:16 |
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Golden Bee posted:Then again, players ALWAYS latch on to minor details. The players will attempt to escape by demanding a cook off. I would support this, rule of cool etc.
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# ¿ Oct 27, 2012 23:36 |