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Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


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Grimey Drawer

WebDog posted:

The numbering is kinda reminiscent of Trainspotting.

Also a cute way to tackle the contractually-obligated billing order problem.

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Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer

I think the best part of Dawn's marketing is the title treatment. It's not used in the actual movie, but it's a really inspired touch to use a sort of military/sci-fi/action typeface instead of a standard "horror" one. It really conveys that this is not a typical horror film- it's something unique.

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer

Dissapointed Owl posted:

I hate how Roy Scheider had such a relatively lousy career after starring in several big movies and getting several Oscar nominations.

Didn't heart trouble slow him down some?

(And openly saying how much the show (Seaquest) he was on sucked may not have been the best idea even if it was a pretty baller move.)

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
The one drawback is that since Blu Ray cases are smaller and slimmer it doesn't look as much like a Beta tape (i.e. it's less bulky), but it's still a cool effect.

More importantly the BR transfer is so loving gorgeous. Maybe it's partly because it's a movie I've seen a bunch but the step up in quality from the already-great DVD is astounding.

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer

Mister Chief posted:

It still baffles me that Midnight Meat Train was able to be released with that title.

Clive Barker made his release of the movie rights contingent on them using the title.

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
We struck a blow against the Empire, sure, but sometimes The Empire Strikes Back!

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer

Max22 posted:

Wow wow wow:



Well, the good news is that piano clearly isn't going to hit any of them.

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
I sort of think of the Jodorowsky Dune as something that could never really have happened- too much money required, too many volatile personalities, a hard sell for distributors, etc. But it's a wonderful dream.

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer

Farbtoner posted:





PYF sweaty movies

What is this, the first episode of Cheers?

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer

gregday posted:

The dog was fused to his abdomen the entire time!

edit: !!!!

Start the reactor...

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer

Cpt. Spring Types posted:

I feel like the Johnny Knoxville character should be aiming straight ahead to kinda balance it out. Too many guns aimed toward the right side. But I guess people get scared when there's a picture of a gun aiming at them, so it's not okay to do.

Apparently the MPAA specifically disallows it now because we can't have nice things.

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
Who or what is Hammer to Nail?

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer

mind the walrus posted:

I love the people going on and on about the music and over-the-top style of a Baz Luhrman flick that's adapting a story all about partying and decadence covering emptiness. Of course it's going to cater to the modern club and pop scenes and evoke the madcap parties of today and yesteryear--aside from being great marketing at getting people into seats it might actually make one or two of them think after they see just how unhappy almost everyone in The Great Gatsby really is.

Not to mention, we already had a straightforward, respectful adaptation of the source material, and it was received with a shrug. Time to go balls out.

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
Bill and Ted Go To The Fortress of Solitude

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer

Vagabundo posted:

Didn't realise there was another Parker film coming out.



He looks nothing like Beth Riesgraf!

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
It's also a near-perfect brand logo, which plays into the whole idea of the park being a consumer attraction. It's something they can easily slap it on a plastic lunchbox and sell it. (Pounds table) You're selling it.

Honestly that period in time was some kind of peak for graphic design in movie poster art- they achieved this nice balance of minimalist yet detailed enough to evoke something.

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
This has always been my pick for best/most evocative:



Even without the tagline there's a subtle sense of something wrong.

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer

Maarak posted:

I never knew Bobby Hill was in movies.

So there's a reason that boy ain't right...

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer

muscles like this? posted:

Fred Savage is still around, its just he's become a more behind the scenes type of guy who does a lot of TV show directing.

Also he played a rapist on SVU.

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
Some 80s posters did get kinda text-heavy. Apparently you were expected to stop and read them.

They didn't quite have the tagline down to... a science.

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer

ShufflerZero posted:

Dragon Lady (don't let your kids draw your posters part 2)


I know in my heart that this isn't a kaiju movie where a giant topless woman battles a giant golden idol... but I really want to see that now.

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
Prometheus is a sci-fi thriller. It's got some scary bits but it's nowhere near the out-and-out intense horror experience that Alien is- there's as much humor and sense-of-wonder-in-a-perverse-way and other elements.

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
The one with Olivia Wilde sold me on the movie. Because rawr.

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer

Nihonniboku posted:

See, I don't understand the appeal of her. Maybe its because I'm gay, but to me she seems only be technically pretty. Add to that, she seems to really bring nothing to whatever roles I have seen her in.

I just don't understand why she is all of a sudden a big name.

I normally don't have the hugest crush on her, but something about putting her in Vegas magician garb just does it. This looks like a lot of fun.

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer

uPen posted:

Quickly and with photoshop folded paper overlays.




What is the second one even referen- oh gently caress YOU.

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
As far as old-timey sexy movie posters go this is a favorite:



(Pardon the poor image quality.)

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
So why is Perry making a Nia Peeples biopic anyway?

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer

Suzuki Method posted:

This movie's fallout is going to be amazing. Half the audience will be there because of the second poster (or knowing what the movie's about) and the second half is going to be there because preteens like Selena Gomez/their moms thought it would be good for them based off the posters because it has a Disney Channel star in it.

I dunno, kids have a harder time sneaking into R rated movies than they used to. drat Columbine.

(This is assuming that Harmony Korine doesn't make a PG-13 movie.)

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
I believe she lost some weight for Hunger Games because she was playing a poor starving girl- she was really skinny there, she looks healthier now.

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer

Irish Joe posted:

She's the next DeNiro. :allears:

I hate to say this but one of the first things I noticed in the promos for Silver Linings Playbook was that she now had cleavage.

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer

thrawn527 posted:

Nice, but honestly it's less ridiculous than something like Final Fantasy VII, and way less ridiculous than Final Fantasy 13-2. There sure are a lot of the Fantasies, and none of them all that final.

I give Square a pass on that because they honestly thought FF might be the last game they released.

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
This reminds me, Edgar Wright still needs to make Don't.

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer

Barometer posted:

I love dinosaur movies! Sadly "Baby" and "we're back" were neither the kind of dinosaur movie I like.

I like badass motherfucking dinosaurs, like ol Gwangi!
Click for Gwangi size!

Look at that G rating! Not to mention that mouthful of tagline!
The studio actually killed this by putting it on a double bill with an R rated movie for no adequately explored reason. They wrote it off before it was even released.

quote:


Look at that giant mechanical cock with "thrust" written up the side! Wait, what?

That's the main character's name, and the name of the oil company he owns that sends a giant drill through the Earth and ends up in a lost world. So naturally he has to hunt the T-Rex.

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer

Cacator posted:

I wasn't aware that Jamie Foxx was playing a white man.

It took me several seconds to work out that was supposed to be Foxx and not DiCaprio, even though DiCaprio never wears that get-up in the movie.

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer

Robert Denby posted:

Not only that, they were doing all of that on the same piece of film. They'd rewind the camera, do an exposure, rewind again, do another exposure, etc. It was either that, or shoot all the elements on separate pieces of film, and composite them via optical printer, which could be just as big a pain in the rear end.


Plus a printer would degrade the image quality more- you can see it in a lot of pre-digital process shots, everything's more grainy. (The old Star Trek was especially bad for this, which is why they re-did all the effects for the HD release.)

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer

Bugblatter posted:

They made a full show from the old Looney Tunes episde?

...is it good?

It was pretty funny as I recall. They had one episode that was an Iron Giant riff, another was a Green Lantern crossover, Tom Jones sings the theme song, and Randy Savage plays a gruff military man named Master Sgt. Emily Dickinson Jones.

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
I like the tagline on this one.



Though Blythe Danner looks a little :downs:

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer

spanky the dolphin posted:

I can't tell if I like the worng tumbling over or not. I also just realized Future World is not the same movie as West World so maybe I should check that out, what are peoples opinions on the sequel?

I like it a lot. It puts a really interesting twist on the original- one that goes against the "suddenly the robots got tired of losing" scenario, but still fun. Plus Fonda and Danner have sort of an old fashioned Tracy/Hepburn thing going.

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer

bowser posted:

I agree that that the Les Mis one is actually pretty good, far better than that movie deserves, even. But that Beasts one looks horrible. Why are the beast's tusks coming from behind its tongue? Not to mention that it makes it look like the movie is all about the beast when it obviously isn't. It's still better than the other ones I posted, but I wouldn't call it good.

But, to make up for those two controversial inclusions, I present a :siren: Drive Fan Poster Megapost :siren:

1. 2.
3. 4.
5. 6.
7. 8.
9. 10.
11. 12.
13. 14.

And a challenge: Which of these is the worst? And which is 'best'?

13 is the worst, 3 comes closest to being a decent poster.

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Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer

Darthemed posted:

The second one is truer to the film. Kind of. Except that it shows Chuck Norris as the Karate Cop, replacing the actual actor.


Wow, Chuck Norris jokes became so outdated they actually traveled back in time to 1981.

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